Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Where did the hhugs emoticon go?
Posted 08 May 2017 02:00

good

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 03 May 2017 01:04



waaaay more work.

Which is good right?

Gotta have a reason to exist... I mean my job isn't like being a mod on lush or anything but more work is usually regarded as a good thing.

Topic What to do when he can't get hard?
Posted 02 May 2017 13:59

...start working out, get a nice haircut, keep those choppers white and shave your gine.

Topic The best movie of 2017...so far
Posted 02 May 2017 13:54



It's actually fairly high on my list. I like strange, quirky movies and I like kaiju so this seems like a natural for me (though I will confess to not being a big Anne Hathaway fan which may work against it).

I'm not a fan of her either but I thought she was good in this and I wasn't distracted by the fact that it was her.

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 01 May 2017 20:12

Creepy.

Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?

It's obvious isn't it? Who owns teddy bears?

Topic The best movie of 2017...so far
Posted 01 May 2017 20:09

There hasn't been much I think is really good so far. Even the ones that I enjoyed like Get Out I feel are a bit overrated. It's a good movie but not some masterpiece. Logan, John Wick 2 and The Lost City of Z were good as well but I also thought they were overrated. Probably because everything else is pretty bad so it makes them seem better than they are.

I saw Colossal a few days ago and that actually really stuck with me. It's hard to recommend to people because the premise is strange and it's a little flawed but it had good performances and a story that is more profound than it seems.

Topic What does it mean to have a soul & do you have one?
Posted 29 Apr 2017 11:30

Humans have about as much of a soul as dogs, chimps, flowers, cockroaches etc.

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:43

Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.

poignant

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:14

What stories would he tell about you?

I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:09



Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.

Remind them of how they obviously aren't up to your speed. Step your game up bozo or else I can't in good conscience call you my nemesis anymore.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:07



Will you even be staying among us long enough to profit from that suggestion, Mr. Nuder?

I hope so, even though I don't know who this "nuder" is, I hope you let this young gentleman express himself.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:04



Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.

I think they should make the default avatar available with a helmet.

Like, get with the times lush.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:03



Pfffffffffftttttttttttttttt... is that all.
Big Hugs


Dude... you should change your rank to "Alpha Beta"... that would be so damn funny. I'll change mine to that if you change yours too.

Topic Does sex on a first date mean she’s not girlfriend material?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 19:57



I agree with the answer to the title question... However, I think that if she's having sex with you on Date 1, it says nothing about her opinion of your quality.

That written, if she is letting you touch what you can see the first second of Date 1 later in the same first date, there is no reason for there to be a second.

Can't really argue with about 87% of this.

Topic Does sex on a first date mean she’s not girlfriend material?
Posted 21 Apr 2017 23:47

Yes, yes it does.

I know you guys, in your self imposed house arrest bubble on lush, might scoff or be confused by this notion...but sex on the first date means she doesn't think you're boyfriend material either. She will fuck you on the first date because she finds you fun and attractive but if she wanted you as a boyfriend she would make you wait a bit and work for it... Because she wants to make you think she's not a ho. Sex on the first date is fuck buddy status not girlfriend status.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Apr 2017 23:39

https://upload.lushstories.com/700849089-tumblr_o1aa22wzHA1qfxpodo1_1280.jpg

Topic How Lack Of Touch Is Destroying Men
Posted 21 Apr 2017 22:46

Lack Of Touch

When hugging a female friend, I'm always worried they'll think I've hugged too long for a cheap thrill. Which is never actually the case.

That's in your head. Just the fact that you think this way, is fucking weird and creepy. If a I knew a female friend tried to time her hugs with me to convey or not convey a certain thing... I'd feel creeped out. That's putting way too much thought into a basic human interaction. I've always known that you're a weirdo... so this doesn't surprise me but seriously, try to work on treating women normally and not calculating everything you do around them you fucking shithead creep.

Topic Do you have an uncommon credit card? What are your experiences with it?
Posted 21 Apr 2017 21:44

If anyone wants to share their uncommon credit card number with me with that silly expiration date and cvv number... I am happy to advise.

Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 21 Apr 2017 21:40



Bitch please, this thread was killed long ago. You can't blame me. angry7

I don't approve of the word "bitch" as an insult. It's 2k17.

Topic Awesome Award 4/17/17: HeraTeleia
Posted 18 Apr 2017 04:07

This thread isn't weird at all. Not one bit. If I stumbled upon this site cold, I wouldn't think this thread was strange, lame, cringe-worthy or alienating in the slightest.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 18 Apr 2017 03:53



It's like the difference between masturbating and getting a hand-job. Sometimes you want to know what you're going to get and sometimes you want someone else to do the work. What are your last three titles, in case I want you to do the work? ;)


When I want a literary hand-job (sorry guys), I read puddleduck, browncoffee, oceanrunner, virgogo, sprite, ravenstar, jen, buz and other people I'm forgetting to list.

When I need a literary sexual mind game, I read avrgblkgrl or Liz.



I don't even jerk off when I read puddleduck. She's a get together to tear it apart.

Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 18 Apr 2017 03:49



What do my vagina and belly button have in common? They're both in at the moment.

You killed the thread with this. That's hard to do.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 15 Apr 2017 02:03

I'm my own favorite. I would read my own story right now over anyone else's because it's so fucking good. Just my last three stories though... Those are the good ones. My early stories are shit.

Topic Trump attacks Syria
Posted 15 Apr 2017 02:01



Only for a little while, now Trump's using North Korea as his foil. At our expense - Making America Great Again.

But shit's about to get really real on the FBI investigation front. thumbup

And if the Bumblefuck-in-Chief fires Comey, there will be hell to pay. It would smell a lot like Archibald Cox getting shitcanned by Richard Milhous Nixon.



When are you going to go national with this shit? Stop wasting that beautiful mind, you bozo. Grab that ceremonial tin foil hat off your head, crumple it up, and shoot a goddamn three pointer with it.

Tell the world how you sniff out Cox. Do it already. The world is yours.

Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 15 Apr 2017 01:47



So I should just cancel my plans to get you into virtual bed with me? Damn.

Video of this with your vagina all out falls under the virtual bed umbrella.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 20:06



I wish that they'd have included Ewoks getting high and fucking in the scene below.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5itq_79xQh0

I thought you from Canada not Kansas. sick motherfucker.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:39



So you're saying that the Star Wars movies should feature lightsabers dismembering Stormtroopers, complete with blood spurting all over the fucking place?

Because, ya know, war is the central element of those movies. How dare they present it in such a lighthearted way to those poor kiddies!

Lightsabers cauterize the wound as it cuts, you fucking idiot.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:27



Wait, Sasha Grey appeared in Die Hard? Gotta go prematurely, dude...

Seriously, the whole motion picture rating system isn't all that black-and-white. There isn't any rating between PG-13 and R, so plenty of movies between those two with similar levels of violence/sex/language can end up in either category pretty arbitrarily. I'd argue that the first three Die Hard probably weren't too far from being rated PG-13, while conversely the fourth one probably wasn't too far from being rated R.

I honestly never perceived any major disparity between the installments before you brought it up. And the fact that plenty of rating systems around the world rate them all equally just corroborates that (eg. 13+ in Quebec). The next rating over here is 16+, and none of the early Die Hard movies were ever considered harsh/offensive enough to warrant it.

The American rating system seems thoroughly flawed to me. Seriously, The Matrix received the exact same rating as Hostel? You guys give a R-rating to just about anything, to the point where it's completely futile and meaningless. Here in Quebec, the enormous majority of blockbusters are either rated G (ie. for general public) or 13+. If a movie is rated 16+, you know that it's distinctly crude/violent (eg. Kill Bill). A rating of 18+ is reserved exclusively for pornography or legitimate gore (eg. Hostel).




Cursing, titties, and blood spurting from gun shot wounds is what gets you an R in america.

Rewatch 1 and 2 and then watch 4... It's almost worse that they try to sugarcoat murder to the point that they can show it to kids in 4. It's fucked up. I guess I'm a prude but I think mass murder in movies should be shown for what it is, gruesome and bloody, and it should be for adults. It should never be sugar coated for children. It's mass fucking murder, and it should never be okay for 13 year olds.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:17



I read this 'serious' comment on Youtube arguing that Shiva would know who to attack based on 'scent'. That since people from both Hilltop and Alexandria visited Ezekiel in The Kingdom, they would carry the 'scent' of their respective camps and all the randoms would smell the same, so Shiva was going after the people that smelled 'unfamiliar' during the battle and saw them as the bad guys. This would be some highly evolved tiger radar. I think the audience really needed that 'feel good' scene after the oppression and depression of the season, and Shiva delivered. I will be crushed when they kill off that sexy CGI cat.



Dude... that's like saying a hungry ass motherfucker has been hanging around a bunch of perfectly cooked steaks, smelling them, salivating... telling themselves "these chains aren't keeping me from eating these fucking delicious ass mouth watering no A-1 needing steaks... These steaks are my friends. I know these juicy steaks are my friends... I am an apex predator but I still won't eat those steaks/friends when I am let loose.

please.

It was a cool scene but it would have made more sense if shiva was still on a chain with ezekiel controlling her.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 18:48

Saw this earlier making the rounds.. lol

Ezekiel prepares Shiva for battle:

https://upload.lushstories.com/559868484-Ezekiel.jpg

That hella bugged me... Forget about how silly it is for a damn cat to know who to kill... What about all the gunfire? Sneeze around a cat and they freak.