Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 04 May 2018 18:34

You fucking whiny, self-centered, little bitch! How dare you attempt to bully a rookie teacher becasue you can't fucking get your shit together and then go crying to the principal when you don't get your way! Honestly, I have lost all respect for you. I hope you switch grade levels next year and leave me the fuck alone. I have finally found my groove and you are trying to take that away from me. You do so much fucking back biting and trash talking it's not even funny! Don't bitch about someone coming in late when you yourself are notorious for that exact thing. Don't act like everyone must bow down to you and bend their schedules because you can't fucking plan better. And don't hate me because I fucking plan ahead and get the fucking job done.

Either step up or step out... I know you have talked about leaving... then why don't you? Then my students won't have to suffer because you're not as good as you think you are and we can get someone who is willing to work with us instead of just dictating her demands.

I wish we could keep unstable people out of the classrooms.

Topic Our perception on Lush - how we are perceived here ?
Posted 04 May 2018 18:31

My guess is most people don’t care enough about me to have an opinion. Those who do probaly think I’m a jerk.

I perceive you as a person who is capable of doing very mean things but in a nice way.

Topic Is slavery a choice?
Posted 04 May 2018 18:19

On lush it depends wether the master capitalizes the "m" or not.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 04 May 2018 18:17

I heard the pope is a wino.

I cast thee back down to the fiery pits of hell from whence you came, demon!

Topic Boy Scouts Allow Girls to Join, Girl Scouts Backlash
Posted 04 May 2018 18:15

I hope to join an all girl volleyball team here soon. In that position that stands in the back when the team is all bent over wiggling about waiting for the ball to come.

Topic What do you want your partner to do with your cum?
Posted 04 May 2018 18:13

Make a paper mache unicorn.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 03 May 2018 23:45

But you had a reason for your reply - and that reason was to externalise your hatred and hostility. I merely tried to highlight that for you but looks like I failed.

Go cry about it.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 03 May 2018 09:50

Sorry I didnt know you have an alcohol issue - it explains the nature of your posts.

Yes you're right. Logging in to lush late at night after partying is highly irresponsible. I have completely disrespected this fine and highly intelligent community. In the future I will try not to taint the sanctity of the lush forums with my drunken antics. This transgression reminds me of when I had a couple too many Jack and Cokes (but with Makers instead) before I had an audience with the Pope.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 03 May 2018 09:39

No it was perfectly clear - you equated prostitutes with heroin dealers and their customers with junkies.

Sorry I didnt know you have an alcohol issue - it explains the nature of your posts.

But as for sex workers considering their job part of their sexuality - I would probably not put too much weight on that. As studies show - the vast majority are motivated by their job choice by money, like the rest of us. Although I would not expect anybody to consider this as evience - I use to follow a now defunct community board for hookers and customers - this question popped up time and again from punters - do you get a sexual kick out of your job? Most of the respondents said no - and if they were not able to fuck people they are not attracted to - they wouldnt be in the job. A minority said occasionally they would click with a client and get pleasure - though this was not their motivation for doing the job but it was nice when it happens.

I personally would be very concerned if a friend or member of my family was involved in this trade - as we know from stories appearing in the media - women do suffer terrible abuse in the workplace - and the stats for violence against prostitutes speak for themselves. But I would not be the one to veto women making this choice for themselves - and acknowledge the potential for it be driven underground and the supply controlled by criminal gangs - putting women in more danger.

Ugh... no... I was responding to someone saying that the actual act of prostituting themselves as part of their sexuality so the prostitutes or "sex workers" is who I was equating with junkies because they do something that will ultimately destroy their lives even though the poster was trying to say they actually like engaging in prostitution.

You then continue to talk about the point I was pretty much making, you fucking genius.

If anything you should have responded that to the poster that I was responding to.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 02 May 2018 08:34

I'm not too sure about the rest of it. But putting your privates in a meat grinder for $1000 would surely get you a nomination for a Charles Darwin Award.

Shut the fuck seax.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 02 May 2018 08:34

You are comparing heroin abuse and addiction to paying for sex?

and you say that a hooker is just like a heroin dealer?

clients of prostitutes dont suffer from anything like extremes of heroin addicts. There are no rehab clinics for paid sex users who have run out of money, as far as I know - nether is there any evidence, that I know of, indicating that paid sex clients commit crimes to pay for their pleasures or that hookers engage in local wars against each other.

I dont quite understand your analogy then.

Yes prostitution can be dangerous for the women involved in supplying it - precisely why perhaps they should be allowed to advertise anonymously on the internet and vet potential clients. It is indeed not perfect - but street soliciting is far more dangerous - and many will turn to this method if necessary.

bear in mind when making comments that politicians, top ranking lawyers and a whole range of people use the services of sex workers.

according to this study 15 to 20% of men have paid for it at least once

The way I worded it was really confusing I admit. It was the middle of the night and I was a little drunk. What I was referring to was the poster I responded to saying that sex workers considered prostitution part of their sexuality. So what I meant was yeah okay, I guess some of them get off on it and get some money but at what cost? All of them end up either getting raped, catching a disease, not paid, robbed, traumatized, addicted to hard drugs, beaten up really bad, killed, pregnant with an unwanted child or a combination of those. But hey, it's part of their sexuality.

That's what I meant when I said you can have a guy that enjoys sticking his dick in a meat grinder for a 1000 bucks because hey, it's part of his sexuality. Just might not end up well for the guy.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 01 May 2018 04:40

Clearly, some part of the community wants them, or there would be no demand for their services (centuries of making sex work illegal hasn't made it go away). And at least some sex workers pay tax here (prostitution is legal and, from all reports, the tax office does keep quite a close eye on brothels and massage parlours). There's probably a lot of understating of income, but that's true for most cash-in-hand service providers. I'd probably let the vast majority of current or former workers in legal brothels babysit my kid, because there's no way that I'd know that they'd worked in such a place.

As an aside, it's generally accepted that sex workers can claim sex toys as a tax deduction, but (to quote from here ): "If the sex toy is for your own personal amusement however, a deduction isn’t available." No idea how you convince the tax office of the difference...

"They pay tax here"? Did you look at the title of the thread, genius? Did the Australian PM or the US president sign into law the FOSTA/SESTA bill? Honor killing may be legal in some bumfuck country, doesn't make it beneficial to that country. The thread is about a specific law in a specific country.

Part of the community... there's a reason that prostitutes are more likely to get raped and murdered than anyone else. Must be that outstanding part of the community that wants them you're talking about.

And thanks for your non answer on the babysit question. "I wouldn't know what the babysitter's does to pay the bills so it doesn't matter"? Is that what you're saying? You're being a moron at best or a disingenuous at worst.

Topic After/during dinner (the evening meal)...Your prefered adult beverage..
Posted 01 May 2018 03:50

We have some amazing chardonnays here. I’m not a wine snob I drink what tastes good.

This anti-chardonnay stance is all a ruse to get you alone with a bottle that you think proves me wrong and your most slippery pair of panties that will end up at your ankles at any given second with me standing behind you as you bend over and pickup said slippery panties while I agree that chardonnay is alright.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 01 May 2018 03:29

I suppose if it was that easy for everyone to just go and get a normal job it wouldn't be a problem, but the reality is that that isn't always the case. There is probably a myriad of reasons why sex workers don't just quit the life. Perhaps they need to earn more money for housing, food, day care etc than they can pull down in a 'normal job'. Perhaps they do it to pay for their drug habit.

This article on a Danish study confirms money as the overriding motivation, but says that "Half of the prostitutes in a new survey say they became prostitutes because of sexual curiosity, and 68 percent consider their line of work as part of their sexuality."

Okay so if part of my sexuality involved sticking my dick in a meat grinder for a thousand bucks, because that's what it is... I'd probably set my need to get off for a few bucks aside because the consequences are pretty fucked up. Look, I have lived in the worst places in california, I mean the worst and I have seen all of this a hundred times before. You wouldn't defend a heroin addict's right to get high then cry about the consequences in the same way. But it really is the same thing. Poor heroin addict, his dealer got used to his 100 bucks every couple of days and beats him to keep him buying and shooting. No one ever defends that. But now this whole sex worker thing is taken like some fucking civil right, give me a break. Sex workers are not something that a community wants. They don't pay taxes, they don't add anything to your community besides misery, you would definitely not let one of them babysit your kid. Give me a fucking break.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 01 May 2018 02:40

So it begins.

Look, I get that people should be able to do with their bodies what they choose... But faced with laws and a government against you, is like getting a normal job really that far out of the question? Most sex workers don't like being sex workers... But is their dislike for a waitress job or retail job that much stronger? Most of them don't make that much money. Yeah, pimps exist and all that but in this day and age being wrapped up by a pimp is pretty rare... the police wet themselves over crippling a guy like that. It's not 50 years ago... one call away... it's not like they have to get change for a payphone guarded by some corner boy anymore. The "don't snitch" rule of the streets is the biggest disgrace and lie ever pushed by rappers and american entertainment.

It's like a drug dealer complaining about them legalizing weed, gee wizz, it makes it harder to make a living off selling weed! Well no shit. Politics, empowerment, whatever aside. Prostitution attracts scum. Be it the client, or the "business woman". Would you want a cathouse in your neighborhood? No, because it attracts the worst of the worst.

Topic Why are women so quiet during sex?
Posted 01 May 2018 00:08

Quiet during sex... this has to be an unknown phenomenon (and yes I had to google that word to get the spelling right).

I don't think he's talking about wether you are watching your porn muted or with full sound. I think he's talking about with real live girls, john.

Topic After/during dinner (the evening meal)...Your prefered adult beverage..
Posted 01 May 2018 00:05

Then you find out how fabulous and decerning they are?

Chardonnay for white

Chardonnay <-------

I don't even know you anymore.

Topic Why are women so quiet during sex?
Posted 30 Apr 2018 23:48

I'm too cheap to buy chloroform, besides I go into a store to get some and there is no way I'm leaving without the store clerk calling the FBI

You know how much it costs?

I fear the keywords in these posts may have already landed us on some kind of FBI list.

Topic After/during dinner (the evening meal)...Your prefered adult beverage..
Posted 30 Apr 2018 23:47

After dinner I like having a port while my friends and family are having dessert and coffee.

After leaving the restaurant... It's anything goes. Just depends on the place and what is best to get there.

Topic After/during dinner (the evening meal)...Your prefered adult beverage..
Posted 30 Apr 2018 23:42

Malbec <------ for red

...just when you think you know someone.

Topic Why are women so quiet during sex?
Posted 30 Apr 2018 16:29

Stop chloroforming them.

Topic My bf wont do kinky shit with me
Posted 28 Apr 2018 04:58

i just want my bf to pull my hair and choke me. yesterday i asked him to tie me up and he said hell think about it after work. he got off work over 16 hours ago. how do i get him to do the kinky things i want. dontknow

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but... He's just not that into you.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 28 Apr 2018 04:51

Saw Infinity War.

Josh Brolin as space Debo was surprisingly good. Liked the Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Thor and Guardians sections the most. The Guardians sections were genuinely funny and they were the most effective as a team. Ebony Maw was better as a henchman than most superhero villains.

If I had to nitpick the movie I would say it was silly as fuck to have super powered heroes like vision and scarlet witch get defeated by villains that human characters like black widow can handle afterwards. Also, wakandans with spears (SPEARS) and clubs (CLUBS) fighting super powered aliens like nothing while super powerd beings are struggling. Makes no sense. That's about it though. The only thing that took me out of the movie for a bit was people with spears n shit fighting along the earths greatest heroes. Dumb as fuck.

Topic any erotic story writers at a reasonable price?
Posted 28 Apr 2018 02:17

the situation isn't quite as clear cut as this 'Trinket' makes it seem. Basically I asked her a story request about a guy being teased about his average sized manhood being measured and she replies with a story she had anyway about anal sex and a guy with a 1 inch dick (?!?!) totally random and not really anything like I asked (the link was dead also) and sure I replied with a "wtf?!" type reaction which rubbed her up the wrong way and I got a small barrage of sass from her then I told her to fuck herself after she told me off. That was all it. Of course being the guy against a woman I'm painted as the ultimate villain by default.

So yeh I see something about some people wanting to do a story for gold membership as payment or?! not sure how this works. Please someone tell me.

I'll write a haiku for a 20 spot.

Topic any workout tips guys and girls
Posted 28 Apr 2018 02:15

I love the Internet forum bravado of someone with an animated avatar, and no pictures of themself. :)

I parkour everywhere I go! I'd parkour circles around your pansy ass. I bet you ride a pink tricycle to get around like a lil bitch. A pink tricycle you probably can't even lift, cuck!

Topic any erotic story writers at a reasonable price?
Posted 27 Apr 2018 11:59

Yep. Love over gold.

More like delusion over minimum wage.

Topic any workout tips guys and girls
Posted 27 Apr 2018 11:26

I don't believe this at all. Take Captain America at the beginning of Winter Soldier. He runs about 20 miles in under an hour, and right after, he feels perfectly fine, and is off to work. I'm not saying that we need to be superpowered, but I do think that once you reach a level of physical fitness, it is really just about maintaining your perfect fitness, and improving in the ways that you need to improve. Once you reach a certain level, you heal faster, and feel perfect, even when you're running at full speed for an hour straight on the treadmill, or lifting more weight with many reps than most normal people.

I feel the idea is to get to a point where you can do more than even the fittest people, faster, stronger, longer, and with more stamina, endurance, focus, and endurance. Once you get to that point, then torturing yourself in a "mere workout" is kind of silly. At that point, you start realizing that bigger challenges are out there, like playing professional football, becoming a boxer/wrestler/martial artist, of even joining the military. If you're going to torture yourself in a workout, and you're already fit, then at that level, you want it to count for something, whether that is money, or the chance to make a difference.

I don't dread working out because I feel great after, and because my workout regimen/nutrition help me look and feel great all the time, and be optimal, means that it becomes nearly impossible to dread my workout, even if I have to push myself past my limits. Just a few weeks ago, I ran a marathon on one day. I wasn't really even tired, despite it being challenging, and I wondered when I would do it again. I ran another marathon a day later. And I felt even better, to the point that I considered running a marathon every day. I just might do that, for a few months, just to say that I did that for a while. Realistically time is very important to me, so that is the only reason I won't be able to do that forever.

If I don't dread running a marathon (26 miles) every day, then what workout can I really be honestly dread? How much harder can I push myself to the point that I need to get more value from what I'm doing? I mean I enjoy every minute of it, and I only get better the more I do, to the point that Freerunning and Parkour is next. Those things are extremely difficult, but they don't feel difficult when you do them because your body is so perfect, and feels so perfect, and you're doing amazing things, so difficulty becomes a completely relative thing.

Captain America... silly... parkour...

Got it.

Topic any workout tips guys and girls
Posted 27 Apr 2018 11:23

Never ever brag about what you do in the gym. Become bad ass enough that others do it for you.

Did that seem like bragging to you?

Topic any erotic story writers at a reasonable price?
Posted 27 Apr 2018 11:21

It absolutely is. A few hundred for a short story (and that is a LOT to get paid for a short story) that takes a week to write is not gonna pay the rent. The few full time writers I know work their asses off, and write ALL THE TIME to make it work. They publish their own stuff, they get picked up by anthologies, they take ghost-writing work, they spend a ton of time on promotion and networking.

As for your earlier question, Duotrope (awesome searchable database, it's how I find places to submit) defines semi-pro as 1-5 cents a word, pro 5 cents a word and up.

These writers you know make less than what a kid working at In n Out makes and they have the gall to call themselves pros?

Topic any workout tips guys and girls
Posted 26 Apr 2018 20:54

Now you’ve gone and baited SereneWanker into probably posting his bench, squat, and dead numbers.

He can post his pansy ass 5 lb pink weights and Olivia Newton John step up bench system all he wants. His girly wet noodle ass doesn’t lift shit.