Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic why am i allowed this freedom????
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:32

This is so fucked up.

Can you imagine? Like if this guy is over say... 20? holy shit.

If he is over 30 then, motherfucker, someone put him on some kind of watch list.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:28

I guess that's a 'yes' then.

I will not entertain your predatory fantasies any further.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:12

With sideburns and all greased up?

"greased"? It's called pomade you ignorant fuck.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:08

Derailing a thread by taking a random on-topic post by someone to bully them for previous bullshit on their part makes no sense. Start another thread if you like, or respond to his bullshit posts, or take it offline. Whatever.

Let's get back to the topic, as Ruthie suggested.

So because that is not what the current debate is about, you give trump a pass for his past comments then?

Sorry about your inability to scroll past a few posts you don't like. I know it's hard. Oh man, once someone posts something I don't like I can't ever go back to a thread. Oh man, such derailment. Such mockery. Wow. What is life. lol

Ironically, your post has nothing to do with the thread + you ignored Ruthie's request... I simply posted at the same time she did.

... and to be honest, ever since Ruthie signed up for this site we have agreed and also disagreed on subjects. The thing is she is a thing called an "adult", and I have always admired her for that.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 16:36

Except for the post you picked to get at him.

Do you know what always means?

If a year from now you picked at me for my bullshit would you be wrong because you started it even though you know my history?

If that is what you believe then trump should be excused for his comments about being able to grab women by the pussy when you are in a position of power because he said it so long ago. Just like Jeff's colorful history, it wasn't now, but it is what he is. Get real.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:50

I'm not belittling you, girlfriend ..... I'm so thankful that Jeff came forward to offer KellyOxford Twitter info!! Too bad that you couldn't read that part of his post. Selective reading, eh??

pft .... I am sure you'll continue to double down ..... kinda like Trump, eh??

Have a great afternoon, girlfriend!


I grab life by the pussy, dude.

Just saying, defend him all you want and act like he is being bullied. Just makes you both look like idiots because that is what he does, bully people.

PS: call me girlfriend all you want. Being called a girl doesn't offend me.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:41

ok, girlfriend, I'm saying it's not ok to be rude to others just cuz you feel it's your god-given right, cuz you think you are so much better than someone else.

I say yay to @Wellmademale for putting KellyOxford out there for others to check out.

Go with Peace, Jack .... go with peace. Who knows, being humble and less of a dick might inspire others to be kinder as well.


But you said it's not okay to belittle others because you feel my opinion isn't better than others yet you are belittling me because it is your opinion that I shouldn't pick on Jeff even though that is exactly what he has always done. belittle people. If he can't handle it, he shouldn't do it himself.

Your turn, bro.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:24

Grow up, Jack.

Who cares if YOU are uncomfortable with someone (a man) giving info on the #notokay trend! Don't be like so many men who belittle others, thinks it is ok to say whatever you want because you feel your opinion is sooooo much better than other's opinion.

On the flip side of this ..... KellyOxford has been trending for all the right reasons ..... FAR MORE females have encountered these situations than you could ever imagine. In my small group of women friends, discussing this .... EVERY one of us 7 women told of that man/boy who touched, kissed, sexually harrassed us! Not one person said "Not me" ... and everyone of us were under the age of 13.

May this discussion help change this into lasting change!


Being embarrassed isn't an opinion. It's a feeling.

But, are you saying it's not okay to say whatever you want? are you saying people should CENSOR THEMSELVES? What say you, sir?

Topic Happy birthday to Nordic_Pixie!!!
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:14

it must be nice to be remembered on your birthday. but then I wouldn't know. no one remembered me. happy 72 birthday to me.

This would make the best joke birthday card ever. With that avatar fully taking up the front of the card. Really.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 14:54

Her twitter has gone nuclear since she heard Trump's casual, matter-of-fact conversation, yesterday...

Grown men talking about what's trending on Twitter makes me so uncomfortable... I see it and I feel so embarrassed for the guy that the skin on my face feels like it's peeling all the way off until I'm reduced to an exposed skull. With only my eyes left, I read the rest and it feels like bleach was poured into them.

Super embarressing. Super fucked up. Grown ass men with Twitter trends. What the fuck.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 14:44

Mine is cut in a rockabilly style. Just putting that out there.

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 09 Oct 2016 13:25

It's time to grab America by the pussy again.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 09 Oct 2016 08:41

Grab her by the pussy.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 08 Oct 2016 04:17

Perhaps I missed something. Can someone enlighten me when Trump has slandered women who had been raped, simply because they'd been raped? Or when did Trump get a rapist of a 13 year old off the hook and then laugh about it because he knew the guy was guilty? Perhaps someone knows how many men Trump got killed because he didn't fulfill his legal responsibility? I know Trump might have some shady business dealings, but when was it that he sold half of America's uranium to Russia? On the other hand, does anyone have any idea which candidate actually promotes women to upper management and pays them equivalently to men? (hint - it's not Hillary!) That's even ignoring completely which candidate totally ignores national security - doesn't even know what 'classified' means. I don't recall, but which candidate intentionally deleted e-mails that had been subpoenaed by Congress - right after they were subpoenaed? I know Trumps 'foundation' has been criticized and probably rightly so, for the few thousand dollars, but how many hundreds of millions did the Clinton foundation take in for Haiti - and actually donated about 5% of it? This list could go on forever. Yes I know Trump is a flawed candidate, a long ways from perfect - but the other candidate is so damn far down the list that she isn't even visible. Undoubtedly the most corrupt individual to ever run for office by a factor of ten! Even Comey the FBI Director pointed out time and time again where she lied to the public and Congress. Yep, I'll take Trumps imperfections any day of the century over Hillary Clinton!

Do you really believe all the cooks, chambermaids, custodial staff, busboys, valets etc in his properties are all legal US citizens? You believe that?

Donald trump is a hypocrite of the highest degree.

Americans can be so fucking stupid, for real. It's scary. It's like anyone with half a brain and one ball can come in and bamboozle this country with nonsense. It's so fucking frightening because strength is in numbers and the fucking morons outnumber everyone else.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 07 Oct 2016 14:13

Puddleduck's dictionary

Standing for the national anthem : A euphemism for unexpected male sexual excitement. Usage: "I was just looking at her bottom and suddenly I was standing for the national anthem".

Leave it up to the police to make up an ugly word like predator when I'm just being a patriot.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:51

About that time i pegged you or about that time i feminized you? or both?

This is highly sexually aggressive. It's not right and I feel uncomfortable.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:02

Your imagination has always been imaginary on your part.

Lol, everytime you take the bait. I'm getting tired of releasing you back. One of these days I'm going to throw you on the BBQ.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 17:58

Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.

This explains a lot.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 00:58

It would never cum (as they say in Texas) to that, since he doesn't want another man's semen on or near his person. Imagine the shit he'd have to take from Twisted Nightmares if that scenario ever played out.

I imagine that a "man" of your age is shooting dust. I think I'd be safe.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 03 Oct 2016 23:31

Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 03 Oct 2016 21:48

Sweetie... if you want people to even take you slightly seriously... don't post in text speak. I know you can write (I checked out your profile) and yet, when I read your posts, I see you not capitalizing "I" or spelling out words like "you" and "are". While it too me a while to accept the difference between American spellings and British spellings of certain words (and that was more of a cultural thing than anything else), see someone who I have always viewed as highly intelligent to write in such a juvenile fashion makes me sad.

As for your pics and memes... those are fun and I enjoy the humor behind them.

What a fucking bitch.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:37

Sorry. I don't want to get in between the two of you, although...

You're incorrigible.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:11

This is an ongoing story. Check out these links.

The recent up turn in their stock was based on a false rumor that the US was going to settle. After it proved to be false, last Friday, things took a downturn, and people started losing confidence, which wasn't help out by the IT problem with the ATMs. I have no idea if this means anything or not. There are different opinions by people who know a lot more about financial matters than I'll ever know, but it seems impossible to say if the bank is actually solvent or not.

Ruthie, can you please let me mess with Jeff in peace? That's an ongoing story too. It's funny to me.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 19:26

What the hell is going on with the largest banks in Germany?

Thanks for sharing last year's news, old fella.

Topic 'American English'
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:36

I'd recommend Irvine Walshes Trainspotting if you haven't read it already. Also all of the early Christopher Brookmyer books.

Thank ye

Topic cybering with lesbians.
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:30

I love to have kinky cyber sex with other girls, but the problem is it seems like now is either
1. They aren't into it.
2. They don't know what it is.
3. They can't or wont put more then three words to continue.
Now don't get me I love reading the stories here, I love seeing ya'lls sexy some nude and not nude pictures, and of course I like watching porn. However there is something that just dose it for me when it comes to cybering. I use to get on Lush and cyber for hours with girls and I loved it, and now I miss it. So I'm hoping there are still girls who are still wanting and just know how to blow the doors down when it comes to cybering. So if you ladies are like me and miss or want to cybet sometime come and say hi, and we can bring back all the sexy hot kinky cyber sex back.

Amanda flower

I actually know who the girl in your avatar is and she was 17 when that picture was taken. KYS

This idiot is one of the reasons lush is such an Internet armpit sometimes.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:20

oh i agree about guns... but if u look at Russia in Afghanistan ... America in Vietnam ... the French Revolution and the American War of Independence .... firepower does not always overcome political will .. the people will win .. if they want to! ... they just have to wake up! .. in our case the sooner the better ... my opinion :D

i like pics and memes .. they appeal to my sense of humour and spearhead my sarcasm ... i can be sooooo serious = deadly boring ...
'as lost as alice and as mad as the hatter' remember ... giggles


I don't know... I guess in all those "wars", except maybe Vietnam, you can say cannons were outsmarted. Vietnam had cameras and the world could watch. But nowadays... Cameras are owned by people that don't care about you. The cannons are fucking drones, and the best guns we can get might as well be muskets compared to that.

And we should stop talking about this before we are put on some kind of list.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 21:41

i hope not stupid ... but def cynical ... as i believe most young people r when it comes to politics today ... Bernie's rallies showed that .. we r idealistic .. often to the point of stupidity... stupid enough to give up on it all and not vote!

and i wouldn't like people to think that just America's political system is "messed up" ... every country's is... i think .. politics have become the domain of the wealthy ... not that it hasn't been throughout time... just that today it seems to be severely so.. hence the lack of trust and therefore belief in the system ... and when the Congress and the Senate r more interested in egotistical fights than legislation .. well the way they conduct themselves is not something to be proud of... but i have belief enough in this country to live here .. i made it my home when i was 18 and aware of all it's faults .. and i am going to vote in this election ... because i think if u r entitled to vote u should.. and because if u don't then there is no point in having elections... even if they r now more about money than democracy ... and only voting can change that ... provided we have those Heroes, Patriots, Saints u mention ...

they do exist but they don't have the money to run ... and those that do have it won't back them because .. well they can't own them .. which makes them exactly what we need... sooooo we need to make changes to the way poltical donations dominate and often determine .. but for me to see $132million poured down the toilet was wonderful... but that is just me and my rather dark sense of humour..
my world is different to most.. can't help that and not apologising.. but in my world people r realising that there has to be change in the politcal system ... the hope is that it will come through peaceful if not quite orderly change ... inspired or otherwise ... and not by "revolution" .. the French had pitchforks .. Americans have guns!

excuse my weird sense of humour... but if i didn't laugh at this i would cry...
... have already bought a gun :D


Not all guns are created equal. Just saying.

And you should post paragraphs like this more often.. Not just pictures/memes. Memes are amusing, sometimes... But not as interesting as paragraphs.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 19:54

I think this should read "I Germany to visit like" ... since Germans speak strangely ... with verbs at sentence end ... such as "I have enough had! I am off sodding!"

Perhaps because Bill will loom large in any Clinton Administration he should be included?... his wisdom surely enhances Hillary's campaign? ... besides he wouldn't cost the taxpayer much in salary, as with any appointment he gets Interns! ...

and why they call it the Gates Foundation i don't know... it should be the Windows Foundation as that is where the money comes from.. and why Bill Gates when he sells Windows? dontknow

donations to Charity, in most countries, r tax deductible ... surely any donation to Dear Donald must be viewed as a charitable act? ...

and i think that the more one reads this thread it is obvious... since the Nominations... that minds have been made up and now all posts r one camp against the other .. each seeking justification for their voting preference...

once upon a time there was a man called Kerry Packer who, in his day, was the richest man in Australia... i believe his personal income tax paid was around 53cents Australian per annum... tax minimisation is a huge business all over the world... and if it offends people they should look in the mirror .. they elect the clowns that allow it! ... and if anyone thinks Hillary will change that they should look at the money from bankers and extremely rich wankers that have poured millions into her campaign war chest .. she is an "owned candidate" ... the political establishment r always "owned" ... and not, as should be, by the voters..
so it's no wonder the political elite of both Parties detest Dear Donald ..

i am voting for the first time in the USA ... and i have to admit that i have switched sides during the Campaigns ...
i believe this election is about the political elite v the non political elite .. and believe that the election in 2020 will be even more so... but this time if u want more of the same u will vote for Hillary ... if u want change u will vote for Dear Donald..
pity they shafted Bernie :( .. even though he would have been a bit extreme for most...

and as usual i have no idea where i am going with this... but certainly not to change any convictions that a reader might hold.. we each make our own choice and afterwards? well we can buy a bumper sticker that reads "Don't Blame Me .. I Didn't Vote For "


Holy shit... This is one of those rare posts on lush that takes me on a roller coaster ride of "you're stupid, to okay now you made a point, to you're stupid again back to okay I see why you think that.." Back n forth forever, if forever was just a thought. A glance. But fuck, this post does illustrate the goddamn confusion and lack of trust, belief, and pride in our American system. Not to sound like an elitist dick, but lack in belief in America makes me worried for the whole world. These are scary times, history changing times. The only thing is, in times like these we need Heroes, Patriots, Saints... But there are none. It's hella scary to think what America has become in regards to our political system. I know the foxes will persevere. But you're still not out of the farmer's sight. Fuck me and fuck you.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 30 Sep 2016 20:01

Sorry I haven't got back to you about furry collab. Next week, yeah?

I'm saving the date. The fox and the hound concept like we talked about.