Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:59

And if God didn't mean for you to eat pussy why did he make it look like a taco? that a Mexican joke?

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:47

I thought this thread was a joke from the start. Seriously, what kind of butt waste would poll people asking them if they believe the earth is round or flat? I'd think most respondents would give them a ridiculous answer just to be fecicious.

If the earth is round then why are shoes flat?

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:43

The U. S. Government would never poison its own people. That's just nonsense.

Shut the fuck up, seax.

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:17

Say what you will be he’s right about the government putting chemicals in the water that turns you into a liberal cuck gay.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:09

I am enjoying this new alternative-forum-personality. We've not been graced with such since the super hip dude from LA back in ... what, 2010?

Someone help me out here...what was that fellow's psuedonym then?

Are you seriously asking people about a fake lush internet personality from 8 years ago? Flatline already.

Topic Chica's Writings, Unplugged
Posted 17 Apr 2018 21:31

Thanks... Hugs...

I only take plugged in hugs, know what I’m saying...

Topic Chica's Writings, Unplugged
Posted 17 Apr 2018 21:28

Thanks for explaining... Tho some are written on paper before they are put on here...

Oh okay, then that is some unplugged shit right there.

Topic Chica's Writings, Unplugged
Posted 17 Apr 2018 21:21

Lol no... I explain what each poem or story means to me and what triggered/prompted the writing.

Then it should be chica’s writing: behind the keyboard or like chica’s writing: explained. Unplugged implies a natural non technological feel. Just saying. Don’t fake the funk.

Topic Tributes
Posted 17 Apr 2018 21:14

i want a chocolate sauce tribute!


Edit: sorry, I thought you were offering. But you’re asking. Send me a portrait and I’ll take a big shit on it for sure.

Topic Chica's Writings, Unplugged
Posted 17 Apr 2018 21:08

Does the “unplugged” mean you wrote these stories by hand on paper?

Topic Why do men try to white knight?
Posted 17 Apr 2018 20:55

I think it comes off different in person. On the internet it’s always funny. In person it’s a different story because you actually have to put your metal to the test.

Topic How wild does your "reluctance/taken" fantasy get?
Posted 17 Apr 2018 19:54

The cops know our safe word.

Topic Donal Trump... will he be able to buy his way out once again ?
Posted 17 Apr 2018 19:39

This is the deep end of the pool..

So stop leaving your floaties at home, dumb shit.

Topic Donal Trump... will he be able to buy his way out once again ?
Posted 17 Apr 2018 19:06

Need? Not even close. If you want to be more specific then go for it.

Good luck persuading Canada based Lushies to stop telling the USA how to run our political system. We'd lose about half the traffic on Think Tank alone.

And as long as were in a wishful mood, good luck finding a country that works for all its citizens. Let us know if you're successful.

If it doesn’t work for all it’s okay that it doesn’t work for any. Typical far right reasoning. Always diverting. Always justifying their own behavior by pointing fingers. Stormy Daniels??? What about Monica lewinsky??? They do that for everything.

Topic Chick Fil A in The New Yorker
Posted 17 Apr 2018 18:47

I don't eat chicken sandwiches. If I did, I wouldn't eat their chicken sandwiches. I'd prefer mine without pickles.

Pro tip: order it without pickles or pickles on the side so they have to make you a fresh one.

Topic I need your help, Lushies
Posted 11 Apr 2018 19:18

Sounds like this person lies to you for attention. I have a feeling that no matter what this person always has a sob story. What a total waste of time on your part Lafayette. Close your laptop.

Topic Could Trump be Any More Fucked?
Posted 10 Apr 2018 20:15

Does anyone buy this fake accent?

I don’t think they do... but you can never underestimate people’s gullibility/stupidity.

Topic Is it true women are incapable of reaching orgasm
Posted 09 Apr 2018 03:44


Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 09 Apr 2018 01:44

I have no choice (I really really love the ballbusting women in my life though).... But hiking/pool/cardio, then strength, then core, then legs and repeat while eating shit that can easily be confused with vomit is what it really takes. Keeps me looking fierce, strong, annoyed, and sexy.

Topic Is the bathroom a private place
Posted 06 Apr 2018 23:41

I think a privacy breach is inevitable.

Have a contingency plan ready when you must toot your own horn.

Topic Three Cheers for the New Roseanne!!
Posted 06 Apr 2018 22:55

And I literally stated that you're an older, late night, embittered drunken forum troll. Who has devolved from a pinpoint pain in the ass at the very beginning of your time here - to said sad troll. You argue with everyone. I don't think you've ever added a thoughtful, provocative comment about anything.

You've been suspended a record 8 or 9 times in the 7 or 8 years you've been here.

This is a record of leniency actually. Most other forums I've been associated with... people get banned after four or five of your particular brand of go-stand-in-the-corner time-outs.

You must really be an entertaining court jester.

And like the ankle biter you are - you won't let this go, because you always must have the last insult attempt.

Get your drunk on Pint Drunk

I think you’re the most suited to write my lush biography. I think you’d beat me in a lush magical Felix trivia contest... you love me I think. For real, I think you remember my transgressions in better detail than I do. You really are the best of them, nobody bites and fights as hard as you. You’re a big goofy marlin I’ve catched and released a hundred times with a bare hook. You really are one of my favorite things about this site. You’re a big bafoonish button that is impossible for me not to push.

You always fall for my most absurd posts, repeatedly. I’ll accuse you of believing in alien hybrids, you explode... I’ll accuse you of being too stupid to realize Apple is better than Microsoft, you explode... I’ll accuse you of being in danger of breaking a hip, you explode. I’ll accuse you of being a broke dick randy west, you explode.

If I’m a jester, you’re my trained monkey.

Go fetch my tips old fella.

Topic Any Bourbon drinkers on Lush?
Posted 05 Apr 2018 22:37

The bourbon-bar has been losing quite a bit of its badass charm in the last few days. I even think that some weaklings pissed in my drink while I was busy ogling the outrageous titties of a few Dixie chicks.

Here's me fiercely kicking the jukebox and tipping my hat to the state that offered us all those wonderful bourbons...

Kentucky - Hermano (2007)

Gun it down
Oh, will you run it down?
He never slows it down
He never pilots down

Down on a boat on Havasu
Smoking bolt of thunder
Take a toast again
Drink to the couples at the edge of the lake

Rhythm and booze
I'm not in the mood to sleep, honey
It takes all night, only in the wake of
In the wake of, only in the wake of Kentucky

Smoked again
Let's take all night
No time to lose
50-to-1 never to lose
He never fought a man
With nothing to prove

I said lift him up, bring him down
Sing the song again
Only in the wake of
In the wake of, only in the wake of Kentucky

Gun it down
Oh, will you run it down?
He never slows it down
He never pilots down


Topic I am done meeting people half way. I'm done. Melt the motherfucking guns.
Posted 05 Apr 2018 17:26

Interesting statistic. Why do you think the vast majority of mass shootings are carried out by men?

Not trying to make a joke but I’m not entirely convinced the YouTube shooter isn’t a man.

Topic Where abouts do you like to cum?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 23:46

Somewhere safe.

Topic I am done meeting people half way. I'm done. Melt the motherfucking guns.
Posted 04 Apr 2018 22:07

Dude, there's a point in exceptional manliness where these 'gay' inferences become totally inconsequential.

Like, I could partake in the gayest of things and in my case it'd still be super alpha.

Bend over, I'll show you...

In some cultures they consider another man fucking another man macho and not gay at all. Is this what you’re stressing here?

Topic Lobster or Crab?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 20:24

There’s a steakhouse where I live that makes a crab cocktail... it’s basically sweet delicious lump crab meat on top of a cocktail sauce that is more like a small salad than a sauce. They also have lobster mashed potatoes which is made with a whole lobster’s worth of meat. It’s a dead on tie. They both are king worthy dishes.

Another Japanese place makes snow crab legs that have half the shell cut off so you can just pull the meat out. They’re topped with a spicy aioli and ikura... it’s fucking awesome. Way better than their lobster dishes.

It honestly all comes down to how they’re prepared. I’ve had chicken dishes that were better than beef dishes but I wouldn’t call chicken better than beef. Give a good chef a piece of chicken and he’ll make a better dish than a mediocre chef with a piece of aged New York steak.

Topic I am done meeting people half way. I'm done. Melt the motherfucking guns.
Posted 04 Apr 2018 19:54

But yeah... we can keep calling him an old wimpy bigoted fucktard and he just ain't going to hear any of it. happy8

(Hiya Seax)

You insisting that you and Damon are both very hunky seems very gay. Like, super gay.

Topic Thinking out loud. Mod hosted Chat rooms.
Posted 04 Apr 2018 19:46

could be. someone else's gotta bring the snacks, tho. i sure as hell aren't.

For sure. Some ants on a log, Safeway select sodas, microwave popcorn. Fucking epic.

Topic Thinking out loud. Mod hosted Chat rooms.
Posted 04 Apr 2018 19:41

Dang, sounds like a fucking party.

Topic Is there a problem with police in the USA?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 19:19

Poorly screened.
Poorly trained.
Teaming with racists.
Good cops never end bad cops.
The belief they’re judge jury and executor.

Yes there’s a problem. Fuck the police because they prefer protecting their own or themselves than purging the system of the bad apples.

Definitely poorly screened and trained. I went to school with johannas mehserle, the cop who shot Oscar grant by mistake. He was the one who thought he had pulled his taser instead of his gun. Hard to believe someone could do that right? But Johannas was the dumbest fucking kid in school. Literally the worst grades, a lot of behavioral problems, couldn’t sit still, bullying... everything that can be wrong with a kid.

In the video where you can see him pull his gun and shoot Grant, johannas got the same stupid look on his face and makes the same dumb ass gestures with his body that he used to make as a kid when he did something really stupid. I actually do believe he actually fucked up and pulled his gun by mistake. The guy really was a fucking moron.

I remember one time he unfolded a paper clip to put in his teeth to make fun of my friend’s braces and when he laughed the paper clip poked him in the cheeks so hard he started bleeding and I swear he made the same stupid ass movement with his body. Fucking idiot had to go to the nurse and get sent home to his poor hardworking Jordanian parents.

Guy really was a bozo. When the fruitvale station story made national news I was not surprised in the slightest Johannas would make that mistake. I doubt anyone who knew him was surprised. Probably more surprised they gave him a badge and a gun really.