Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 09:51

Trump can appoint whoever the hell he wants. At least he's not appointing Muslims with ties to the Islamic Brotherhood.

You lost - now step aside, shut your mouths, and let patriots get to work.

Yeah, shut your mouths libtards! Let the patriots do the thinking!

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Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 07:26



I didn't insinuate you were a white supremacist at all, I've clearly made the point (over my last few posts) that you are wilfully ignoring what it is he has done or said (IE you are option B), and I made that observation because you absolutely refuse, even with direct questions, to discuss the fact that he both appeals to white supremacists, and also has hired them into top government jobs.

Donald Trump will not create jobs for middle America. Robots were taking over most of their jobs well before the Chinese did- but that's beside my point. My questions are based on the fact that I can't understand how someone like him was allowed to get into the White House (at all, let alone as the actual President), without a lot of otherwise clever people either ignoring his hate based rhetoric, or deciding that they just didn't care enough.

Did you ignore it, or did you not care?



First of all, you're talking to an unstable person... but I think what she is trying to say is that the end justifies the means. We don't know what the end is yet though (only what the promised end is) so the means and the willingness to accept the means by people like simmerdownchick frustrate people like yourself. Trump's first year will be very interesting... if he can stop getting into twitter wars about dumb shit that doesn't matter that is. The president elect tweets a dozen times a day, erases his own tweets and argues with people criticizing him in the media. It's beyond ridiculous. I imagine an advisor trying to talk to him about important shit and trump putting up his finger to silence them because he has to finish his tweet roasting Alec Baldwin lol.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 20 Nov 2016 19:39



I'm not going to get into an argument with you about this, because you are just trying to back me into a corner.

You're so right simmerdownchick. Cornering people with logic has no place in the think tank.

Bless.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 17 Nov 2016 23:26




You do know this is LUSH, right?

Sounds like something you would say, to be honest.

Topic Which Lush author can you not get enough of? [inspired by Nicola's thread]
Posted 17 Nov 2016 22:56

Sexually or what?

Topic Memories of a complete sadist
Posted 17 Nov 2016 22:39



do they still offer the carrot salad thingy with raisins in it? i can't recall the last time i was in a KFC.

Carrot salad with raisins? Muthafucka... I said KFC not the Four Seasons.

Topic Memories of a complete sadist
Posted 17 Nov 2016 13:31



what is a '4 breast size'?



The #4 combo at KFC comes with a breast piece and an individual sized side dish of your choice. I've smoked 2 marijuanas and still know that, keep up.

Topic Single Question IQ TEST using Current Political Concepts - aLT-RIGHT - mUSLIM - LGBT- bigots - black - feminists
Posted 13 Nov 2016 09:59

* Some good answers so far*

I'm going to let some more people have a chance to take the test before posting the scores and corresponding IQs.

Thank you for participating everyone

G. 10 lead based paint chips with your mouth as the defendant.

Topic Single Question IQ TEST using Current Political Concepts - aLT-RIGHT - mUSLIM - LGBT- bigots - black - feminists
Posted 13 Nov 2016 08:26

Clearly someone has way too much fucking time on his hands to ask such a stupid ass question.

BTW... to be picked for a jury, you must be a "documented" in some way. They use voter and DMV (or BMV) registration to pull from the pool. Since undocumented immigrants cannot register to vote and except in California have a drivers license (and those are marked as such), your last choice is worthless and your whole question is pointless.

All of your options in the United States is unreal. Any good defense lawyer wouldn't allow any of those options to ever happen. Plus, the odds of getting 12 (plus alternates) people with the exact same demographics is nearly impossible.

Taking the question literally is pretty stupid too though.

Topic Nibiru, Planet X real or bs what do you think?
Posted 10 Nov 2016 16:19

I feel like every time I visit lush I get a little bit dumber.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 10 Nov 2016 13:25

It's sexist because you're taking a picture from her chosen profession and using it to belittle, demean, and imply that she's unworthy of First Lady status because she "looks like a hooker". You're not just saying she looks like a hooker, you're implying that since she looks like a hooker, she's unfit to be ladylike enough to be in the White House. You're placing value on her because of scantily clad outfit.

I think it's more like when she stands next to Trump that she looks like a high end prostitute. It reminds me of Vegas and pointing out which guys are paying their lady friends by the hour. It's like the slug bug game but with hookers.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 09 Nov 2016 14:34

You guys do realize he's not going to do anything he said he was going to do, right?

Hillary won't go to prison.
Mexico won't pay for a wall.
There won't be a task force busting down doors rounding up illegals.
He won't get rid of NAFTA.
He won't ban muslims from entering the country.

Maybe...just maybe, he might dismantle the affordable health care act and replace it with... well, nothing.

He'll probably just ease into the same ol' GOP default policies. I just hope he lowers taxes, gives employers a break and doesn't invade the wrong country or something like that.

Topic PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted 09 Nov 2016 14:21

I clicked on the link and I recognized at least three fat girls in my area that were down to fuck with no credit card or sign up needed.

It's not entirely a scam, just saying

Topic Mixed Signals
Posted 04 Nov 2016 00:10



on more than one occasion this statement has been proven un-true.

Examples and sources or shut your hick mouth up.

Topic Sluts
Posted 04 Nov 2016 00:07

sluts

......how you doin'

Topic Scoring oddity
Posted 04 Nov 2016 00:05

This is so obsessive... With this big a magnifying glass on who scored, and where, and when, and how... It's no wonder why all the stories on lush are rated 4.8 and above. Let's get some anonymity going on. Sure, more boisterous people will get down-voted... but it's worth it to see all the real shit get realistic scores.

Topic Woman claims she can't get a job because she is overweight.
Posted 31 Oct 2016 01:38



In business this is what we refer to as 'locus of control'.

If you have an internal locus of control you feel that you are the reason for your issues and that, therefor, you have control and can change them. Improve things. If you have an external locus of control you feel that others are the reason for your issues and that, therefor, you have little to no control and cannot change them. Cannot improve things.

If you cannot find a single job - and you want to blame everyone else as if everyone else thinks and acts the same like they're in some hive-mind - you have an external locus of control and need to work on that. Be real, quit lying to yourself, and figure yourself out in a real way.

And until she addresses her ACTUAL problems - like mannerism and appearance during an interview, resume presentation, etc - she's going to continue to have the problem, do nothing because she wants to blame everyone else but herself in a 'victimizing the self' mentality.

This is one of the best direct questions a person can ask of anybody... Nobody does though. not in a direct way. And definitely not worded like that. Because even the dumbest people will lie about it. You might as well have a face up poker night, lol. "Business", to go along with your fantasy world, is chess, not checkers. It's poker actually, but that's not checkers either. Lol can you imagine in actual "business" people saying "locus of control" you'd sound like such a fucking greenhorn.

It was funny when you said "in business". You should have said "in school".

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 27 Oct 2016 23:30

I love the Lush community, people here can voice their concerns and their political affiliation without being ridiculed. In one forum one man suggested dividing the country into red/blue states and that the red states produce 90% of the fuel and food for the USA. Where would you want to live? I found this posting to be very disheartening and disturbing for the country as a whole. I wish there could be more of a working congress, one that benefits all Americans.

Take out the Monsanto frankencorn and the fast food beef farms that kill Americans slowly and expensively then post what the real percentage of "food" the red states produce. Lol

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 27 Oct 2016 12:18



Since you won't be able to purchase alcohol on election day, I'd stock up on some Tanqueray & Schweppes, have some fresh veggies & fruits on hand & call up my main squeeze and spend the day with someone you love to shag.

The hell with voting for anyone at the top of the tickets this year. Get out early of the morning and enjoy selecting your state and local candidates, but let other people assume the blame for Clinton or Trump.

Go home before noon and fuck the pain away.

Your plan is to get drunk, eat a carrot then fuck your couch on Election Day?

Wild.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 26 Oct 2016 20:12

I'm too late for your party, but my brother turned me on to Alice Cooper and this song in particular. It's in my Halloween repertoire.

Alice Cooper, Gail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ekaUCZc1uh8

Party is Saturday! This is a good one, thanks!

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:58

Since you mention "Every Breath You Take", "Moonlight Over Bourbon Street" by Sting. And that leads (by literary inspiration) to "Bloodletting" by Concrete Blonde. And "Love Song for a Vampire" by Annie Lennox.


Also good picks, thanks.

Got a few hours now. Putting some witch house in there to fill it out.

Thanks nerds.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:56

i put a spell on you -nina simone
house of the rising sun -the animals
mary jane's last dance -tom petty and the heartbreakers

Actually, manson's cover of I put a spell on you is perfect. Thank you for reminding me.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:53

The psychobilly genre fits halloween pretty well (cheesy as it may be):
My Daddy Is A Vampire - The Meteors
Dateless Night - Tav Falco And The Panther Burns
Jack On Fire - The Gun Club
Human Fly - The Cramps
Transylvanian Express - Batmobile
Dead (I Want Them When They Are Dead) - Batmobile

Or a bit more mainstream songs about death:
Johnny Remember Me - John Leyton
Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds/Kylie Minogue
Delia's Gone - Johnny Cash
Tom Dooley - The Kingston Trio


Horrible. Don't post here again.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:52

https://www.youtube.com/embed/G5UKq7qUpYU

Queens of the Stone Age: Someone is in the wolf. It's not so much creepy, as it is eerie and atmospheric.

That's good too. Thanks.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:52

My goodness, lots of great choices. I would only add:

Strange Brew - Cream

Season of The Witch – Donovan

Haunted House – John Fogerty

Graveyard Train – CCR

I Aint Superstitious -Jeff Beck / Rod Stewart

Ghost Riders In The Sky – Johnny Cash

Spooky – Classics 4

Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon

Frankenstein – Edgar Winter Group

Thriller – Michael Jackson


Thank you, these are some good ones.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 24 Oct 2016 02:00

laughing3 bs

What did she say? I know a woman of her stature doesn't use emojis. What did she really say?

Topic Story behind your avatar
Posted 24 Oct 2016 00:50


I love Pulp Fiction and Mia has an incredible aesthetic and is incredibly quotable.

Need a ride home? I ahve som cocaine.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 24 Oct 2016 00:07

I said "loves" not "lusts for". But I guess that's the same in your twisted mind

Serious question.

Why are you so stupid?

Ask your momma for a hint if you need it.

Topic anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:58

Hang on .. its not a chick! .. *runs away and hides*

You, especially you... should take what you can get, buddy.

Topic 18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:38



You should read my fiancée's story: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/busty-bianca.aspx

It's a good laugh.

#shamelessplug Embarassed

Can you tell me the secret to calling my... what's the right word... My End Boss' interests a laugh?

Seriously.