Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic 2017 Emmy Awards
Posted 08 Aug 2017 16:12

I'd like to see these two win. They are a couple of my favorite shows.

Outstanding Drama Series

-Westworld

Outstanding Comedy Series

-Silicon Valley

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 08 Aug 2017 15:59

please stay on topic. thank you.

How come you don't delete the off topic posts on the previous page? Why only the posts that are embarrassing to your sycophants, I mean friends?

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 07 Aug 2017 23:52



Short and middle aged. Not a good combo.

When attacking what I say doesn't work... go for physical stature lol. I'm 5'10" by the way, quite average, depending on what part of the world you're in I suppose.

What's funny is that this man used to kiss my ass in private messages. Obviously in hopes that I'd stop yanking his crank. Of course I didn't... It's sad really, a tall man who resorts to little man tactics.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 06 Aug 2017 00:05



I feel you are giving him too much credit.

You only say that because I've ridiculed your stupid ass thoughts.

If I would have praised your way of thinking, without changing a thing about any of my other posts, you wouldn't be saying that. It's very obvious. You have no credibility.

Agree with nymph (it), you're a genius. Disagree with nymph (it), you're a troll.

Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 05 Aug 2017 10:51



That's you, Feilx! Either a huge crybaby or a crybaby. Don't like being called out back?

Obviously I like it, little mouse.

Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 05 Aug 2017 10:50



https://images.lushstories.com/5284d7be55e28a1f8817e9dd/01f274893e1f8509df8405d5c8cf2ce3.jpg

https://images.lushstories.com/5284d7be55e28a1f8817e9dd/1fa9626bd5073f152a59bb6ce300bcdb.jpg

That's you, Baby Felix!

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well shit...

Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 05 Aug 2017 10:44



Sorry your steel chair your fat ass sits on all day broke, yet again. Sorry the only life you will ever have is reading about other's lives and giving speculations on nothing you know about.

At least you admit your sick obsession with me. I'm laughing at your lame ass every day.

Laughing burns calories. See I'm helping you.

The obsession part you have been projecting ever since the first time I laughed at one of your posts... It's funny how on lush people immediately go to the obsession thing if someone points out something ridiculous. It's also funny how some people on lush never think anything they do could possibly be funny to anybody socially acceptable. "If I get made fun of it must be by a virgin, who lives with his mom and is fat and ugly! A good looking, successful, fit person would never make fun of me! I am too good for that!". It's really pretty fascinating. I guess in that sense I am obsessed. Like how Jacques Cousteau was "obsessed" with studying animals. "IAMLOVE" is like a sea lion to me, a sea lion with charlie horses in its flipper.

And geez... What happened to all the peace, love, positive thinking vibes?

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 05 Aug 2017 09:23

Someone just asked me what Magical Felix contributed to the Lush forums....

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ecRytTfWL8Q

Wild Card!!!


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Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 05 Aug 2017 09:15



I'm truly sorry that your parents did not love you enough or give you enough attention. Healing vibes and thoughts your way, Felix. Big Hugs you could try counseling!



haha don't you wish that was true? One does not need a troubled childhood to realize you're an idiot. And your flavor of the week positive vibes love and peace nonsense comes off as really insincere since lately you have poked at me several times completely out of the blue. If you don't like to be made fun of, don't go poking at me.

Anyway, was just trying to help you out there, - insert current name - . Pills and gimmicks won't stop your charlie horses, getting off your ass and going for a walk will.

Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 04 Aug 2017 16:17



Thanks for responding again. A Charlie horse in my calf. I was low on a key supplement that I take now. I also do the others in my first post. Thanks Damon! flower

Not being grossly out of shape would help too. Sounds like that is the only thing you haven't tried. Sometimes when you're a shut in, who spends every waking moment on the computer, that can happen. Maybe get a standing desk to start out.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 04 Aug 2017 09:27



He's mad because he lives in his mom's basement. And can never leave it. Wouldn't you be perpetually pissed if that happened to you as well?


Look, I understand that you're on the spectrum so I won't respond in a mean way.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 03 Aug 2017 18:44

old man rantings

Goddamn, you are on fire lately! Easy buddy. Don't give yourself a heart attack while illuminating the 30 people on the lush forum about the evil ways of the Trump dynasty.

Think about it...

Old fella reads the internet --> gets all fired up --> goes on sex story forum to rant about trump --> crickets --> troll laughs at him --> old man yells at the wall and opens up another article about trump --> gets all fired up again...

Topic Help for Charlie horses?
Posted 02 Aug 2017 19:09

Eat bananas. Low potassium levels cause cramps (charlie horses). Also stretch regularly before exercise. Hot tub after exercise if you have access to one.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 30 Jul 2017 11:51



At least I try. You often just quote others without adding a thought of your own dontknow


And btw, posting with the single purpose of annoying others, which you suggested to be the case with your empty replies, fits the definition of trolling. So instead of blaming others of trolling, you might want to focus on your own.

I actually think he's just a senior citizen that doesn't fully understand how to use his computer. I really don't think he does that on purpose. He probably thinks the quote button is a like button or something. I think he just gets confused.

Topic No transgender individuals in the U.S. military
Posted 28 Jul 2017 05:14



This is exactly what this is. Trump has shown a proven pattern over the entire course of his life, of saying or doing outrageous things in order to distract people's attention from something else he doesn't want them to pay attention to.

It's a tactic commonly used by 7 year old children who were not properly parented.

You've done that too on this very forum though. Just saying. You have diverted attention from your own cringeworthy outbursts by focusing on other members and your personal qualms with them to divert attention from your paranoid delusions. You've done so on many occasions and when questioned about it you have freaked out and gone on irrational and downright hilarious diatribes about it.

Topic No transgender individuals in the U.S. military
Posted 28 Jul 2017 05:08

http://nyp.st/2eOjPLM

So the US military blows millions on viagra for it's troops. Love a good boner but me thinks that the argument about cost is a convenient way to get people to agree with his bigotry.

Oops and I see this point has been mentioned. I'll see myself out now.



One of the main arguments is that transgenders, gays and women are too much of a distraction... But walking around with a raging boner with nothing to stick it in constitutes as a major distraction in my book. Just saying.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:28



Jack can be an absolute ass. And you can do nothing about it


This is true.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:26



I hope you are okay, dear. Shoot me a message when you feel up to it.

Careful what you wish for. She tends to send 10,000 word doozies.

(Even if she blocks you she sends messages) I have one sitting in my inbox now. She blocks then sends messages anyway. It's sorta... crazy. But have fun with that verbal.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:23



You wished I would die in a plane crash? What type of a disgusting, senseless moron would wish that someone was in a plane crash? If someone tells you they have a fear of flying, you tell them you hope they are in a plane crash? What the hell is wrong in that dicky little pea brain of yours? You have such little self worth that you have to try to bring everyone else down to your pathetic level. In doing so, you make yourself the lowest of the low. As long as you treat people the way you do, you're always gonna be that stinking little speck of dirt under people's shoe.

You're not funny, you're a narcissistic psycho. Youve actually made me feel physically sick. You've said some mean things but this one takes the cake. I'm done with trying to get along with you. I've tried and tried and tried and you always eventually try to shoot me down.

I hope that one day, when you find yourself spending eternity in the fiery pits of hell, that there's a huge man standing behind you with his 12" long and 8" wide cock stuck so far up your ass you can feel it in your throat, and unable to get it out. I'm blocking you for the last time. You are an utter waste of good oxygen.

Stay away from me in the forums.


Whoa dude! I wished to survive an ocean plane crash so I could fight a shark and live to tell the tale... what the fuck?

And then you go and wish lethal ass rape on me? That's pretty dark, trinket.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:19

ahhh. There are many of us on here that believe your statement 8s an exact description of you, intriguingly stupid and annoying. Go forth and prosper, please don't multiply. LMAO


ouch... That 8s painful.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5PdXIHGvMpk

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:17



I knew I didn't waste money on the wedding dress. We are clearly meant to be.

Make that a wedding bikini. I want to get married on the beach.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:14



annoying isnt it....

More like intriguingly stupid.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:09


My greatest fear is being in a plane crash. Those few minutes on the way down would have to be terrifying. And sharks.


Really? That's what I wished for at 11:11.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:06



I mean, hippos are cute.

Well yes... Look, I'm a grown man. A grown man with a favorite animal. A favorite animal I wish I could realistically have as a pet. A pet I wish was a damn hippo.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:02



Sure - however you want to spin it is fine with me.

Very meta. Kudos

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 17:59



So, let me get this straight. you were complaining about my post, so i deleted it for you and now you're complaining about me deleting my post? sounds to me like you just like to complain, snowflake.

Hmmm... It was more like you posted something that would not fly if anyone else posted it. I mentioned this. You then attempted to imply I was a hypocrite by saying that I have posted similar things (which wasn't an accurate comparison really). Then I reminded you that my post you mentioned was deleted. You then could have just deleted the posts after realizing I had made a valid point but instead you posted that you had "fixed" it making it look like you had fixed one of my posts when in fact you had just deleted your original post and my post where I questioned the double standard employed in deciding who can post certain things. So nothing was really "fixed" to appease my sensibilities. Just to be clear.

Just deleting the post would have been the appropriate thing to do. Instead you tried to create a false narrative.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 17:37



there - fixed it for your sensibilities :)

What? More like you fixed it (deleted your posts) so you don't look bad.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 15:53

WOW. Perhaps I should've posted this in Ask the Guys.

No, no to everything.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 22 Jul 2017 21:42



True... which is why I'm ignoring the bait and letting the pigeon flutter its wings and have its hissy fit. evil4

It only took you like 4 years to learn that too. You so smart.

Topic Giving up coffee for a month
Posted 22 Jul 2017 06:13

I didn't give up coffee but all soda and carbonated beverages.

Water is my new best friend.

You should give up paint chips as well. Just sayin'.