Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 22:20



Also... WHAT??

Don't be homophobic. If he would have linked rate my pussy or something you would not have made this comment. So SP gays off sometimes. Leave him be. Think of a smarter way to attack him if that's your goal.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 22:00

Oh my god! I bet this announcement is gonna blow my brain right out of my skull and create a bloody pink splat on the wall behind me. I'm gonna get some Clorox wipes ready and sit back and fluff up.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 Jun 2017 21:36

when looking to see who is on line I would be nice to know there sexual preference before opening there profile. I have no problem with peoples preference just a time saver.

You missed the target every time... every damn time you could have fucked up, you did. Every time you earned a red mark. It's fascinating. Holy shit.

Topic Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted 06 Jun 2017 13:24



Thank goodness! for a moment I thought the TOS might have taken quite a negative turn...

At first I thought it was when you go out and hook up with ugly chicks.

Topic Am I allowed to wrote about a Satanic orgy?
Posted 06 Jun 2017 12:03



Boy does that ever answer my question! Please post a link to the story. I won't still any ideas, but I would like to read and see what banal, hedonistic things were accepted in the story.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/devils-eve.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/devils-eve-2.aspx

Topic Am I allowed to wrote about a Satanic orgy?
Posted 06 Jun 2017 11:01

Think about the orgy in the 9th Gate, with Johnny Depp. I will not include death or violence, but I was wondering if the characters could have blood poured over them, or something similarly extreme. No torture or killing, just super extreme acts like self punch-fisting ("punching" your anus or vagina, in a smooth hard strike to increase pleasure from the raw act of repeating the motion). I like the idea of a Satanic orgy, but if this is not allowed, then I wonder if a Catholic orgy or a pagan orgy will do.

I wrote about the devil impregnating a virgin with a demon child then convincing a priest to fuck her in the ass in a confessional booth so I think you're good.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 04 Jun 2017 20:34



SPOILERS

WW2 was caused by the excessive sanctions that the allied leader imposed upon Germany after the war, destroying it's economy beyond reason - that's the atmosphere that Hitler took advantage of to rise to power.

I thought the final battle was pretty cool and seemed to go by pretty quickly. And yeah, Ares didn't look like a typical villain, but then, that was kind of refreshing - they could certainly have gone with a Chris Hemsworth body type and that would have actually been kind of forgettable. And i like that it was exactly as you said, wasn't making mankind fight - that was in their nature - he actually believed that he was the hero, not the villain, righting the actions of Zeus 'creating' mankind. As I said, no one was black and white - a lot of grey on both sides. And the germans weren't running around hugging the enemy. I think it's a natural reaction, when you're saved from potential death to take comfort among your comrades - probably a lot of soldiers who'd been in each other's company for some time.

Not really sure what steroid bump capsules you're referring to? Please explain.

SPOILERS

You're adding real life reasons for war that this movie completely ignored. This movie sets up the premise that ares is the cause of war. Wonder Woman goes on most of the movie saying no, it's ares. Pine's character even doubts this and says it's man and their fucked up ways but literally when ares is defeated the Germans shake a trance off and start hugging the enemy. It's silly as all fuck.

And come on... the blue capsules dr poison gives the German high command guy. He literallyinhales them and hulks out several times... you watched the movie right? How did you miss that? It's such a stupid plot line in the movie that amounts to nothing.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 04 Jun 2017 18:17



Sorry, but i'll have to disagree with this post. I'd have to spoil it to talk about the villains, but i thought they were perfect. The film had so many high notes, and the POV - showing mankind and their wars and violence towards each other through an outsiders eyes, really resonated as timeless. Also, there were some brave choice made (get out the kleenex) and the characters surrounding WW were not only simply stereotypes, but all heroic in their own ways, despite their histories and flaws - a lot of important issues were addressed, sometimes subtly so, such as racism, genocide, ptsd, sexual politics, and there was a lot of grey area in both the good guys and the bad guys - def. not black and white.

As for Ms Gadot, the movie wouldn't have worked without her being able to sell herself as an amazon princess - her portrayal was nothing less than amazing - yes, she was hot, but it was her personality and charisma that really shone - and yes, the time spent among the amazons, was totally kick ass.

On a personal note, we both went in with high expectations and both thought the movie exceeded them. Truly an amazing film and i am excited to see it again - probably in the near future.

SPOILERS

The movie actually brought up the interesting concept that Ares wasn't "making" mankind fight, that it was just mankinds nature to be shitheads. BUT then after an overlong and uninteresting CGI fuckfest of a final battle Ares is defeated (a stupid looking ares with a handlebar mustache and a stiff upper lip lol) then the Germans are broken from his "spell" and they all start hugging n shit. The movie goes against its own logic. That was really dumb. According to this movie's logic WW2 shouldn't even happen. And the whole steroid bump capsules were so unnecessary and unexplained. That was super stupid too.

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 04 Jun 2017 01:24




Yes, I wasn't at your house


I'm officially burned... So you guys have a séances? How old are you?

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 04 Jun 2017 00:18

Hubbie and I, him a LOT MORE than me, have seen enough sittings that are unexplainable. We believe we are not the only intelligent beings in this vast universe. We drink very little and neither of us ever used any drugs except perscribed medications. So we believe the things we saw were real sightings. Not some image createdbbecause our minds were messed up on drugs.

Brandie



Dude... this is the thread that keeps on giving.

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 03 Jun 2017 16:37

Hi Ivanka!! Big Hugs That's funny, we were both saying basically the same thing (although, I've never had some in a cemetery)

I lived up the street from one, and believe my house was, at times, haunted. My brother, sisters and I (and all the neighborhood kids) used to go there at night and get scared. We even used a Ouija board once. Very scary shit!!



Are you sure there wasn't a crackhead stuck in the chimney or something?

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 03 Jun 2017 16:22

Saw Wonder Woman yesterday and I feel it's a bit overrated. The first half was good and the Amazons were cool, especially Antiope but the villains were some of the worst ever. Dr poison was ok but man were the other villains lame. Gal gadot looks great running around in her stripper outfit of course but I feel if she wasn't so damn hot this movie would not be rated as highly as it is.

Topic Do you believe in any kinda paranormal phenomena?
Posted 03 Jun 2017 08:22

Yes, I believe in ghosts because I've encountered them.


Of course haha

Topic Pet Peeves
Posted 02 Jun 2017 20:32

pepper spray

Topic Summer concerts
Posted 01 Jun 2017 17:57



You aren't fooling anyone... everybody knows that you don't give a fuck about those bands and only went there for the free titties.

I took sand to the beach.

Topic Summer concerts
Posted 31 May 2017 17:08

Saw Tom petty, foo fighters, warren g, saint motel, band of horses, strumbellas, dirty heads, the devil makes three, modest mouse, pell and a few others this past weekend. It was a perfect festival.


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Topic Sea Lion Attacks!
Posted 30 May 2017 12:59

Grandpa dropped in there faster than tears drop out of simplyjohn's eyes after he masturbates. Very impressive.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 30 May 2017 12:39

I just watched Swimming in Semen, starring Carolina Sweets. It's a about a nice guy teaching a teen how to swim.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 30 May 2017 11:32



How long he's been here is I'm guessing how long it took you to think up that sick burn.

You got any aloe vera on you? I'm dying over here.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 30 May 2017 11:31



Wow, I'm sure that Magical_felix was most delighted by that information and thoroughly stupefied that his rhetorical question went way over your head.

I wasn't stupefied that john didn't get it. It's about par for the course with him.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 30 May 2017 11:29



I spent all of my time cyber-sexing everyday in open chat last year...giggles

2016 was a dark year for many people.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 22 May 2017 23:23

You may have been able to insult me in the past, but that was before I realised, you are to be pitied. Only little (and that doesn't refer to body size) people need to insult and belittle others in order to boost their self esteem. Even though I will respond to you now and then, I no longer take you seriously.

Are you talking about when I insulted your mama and you got all fired up? That was funny... Look, "people need to insult and belittle others in order to boost their self esteem" is the mantra of people like you who say stupid shit and are called out on it. I'm 100% sure I am not the only person you interact with who thinks you're stupid. And I am not talking about lush. I am talking about your life. Wether they tell you to your face or not, people who you interact with think you're stupid.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 22 May 2017 22:38

Not obvious? I apologise Jack, I guess I overestimated your intelligence.

When you insult, you can't cry about being insulted. Remember that next time you feel like acting like a martyr.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 22 May 2017 21:37

You make statements like you know the extent of my knowledge and experience in life. And you use that and an obvious mistake I made as an excuse for verbal abuse. It appears as if you need to degrade others in order to have a sense of self worth. That, Jack, is pathetic.

It was not obvious... you have a history of saying dumb shit. How am I to decipher your idiotic Douche Vinci code... Next time you post in a debate thread take care to not make a typo that completely changes the meaning of your post.

Topic What is your favorite Diner chain? (in the USA & Canada)
Posted 22 May 2017 21:29



It must be. You're on to something, Jack, as some people don't quite grasp what a diner is.

For the diner challenged: A diner is a step above a fast food restaurant but a step down from fine dining establishments. You might have a server named, Flo, who is chewing gum and asks if you want some pecan pie for dessert. A diner will have a counter with stools, booths, and possibly some tables. The food is not served wrapped in paper and a server will come and take your order and refill your coffee or tea. And usually, you can see the cook at the grill. And it is very rare that you can find a diner that has a drive-thru window service. It's a sit down and eat place.

https://upload.lushstories.com/654015282-4147290484_e3c6412393_b.jpg
https://upload.lushstories.com/1942705046-quaker-diner.jpg
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https://upload.lushstories.com/47003390-c5b80ba420236baf769a0cb2dcb23162.jpg

The truly good diners aren't chains either.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 20 May 2017 03:04



You're reading things I didn't write Jack. I didn't say rich kids don't suffer, I said they don't suffer more than poor kids. They may not experience the kind of suffering that is a direct result of poverty, but other than that, neglect and abuse, whether emotional, psychological of physical, is not restricted to a certain social class. I never thought it was and I never claimed it was.

You made statements like you know the degree of a person's suffering according to their lot in life... That's not even the most stupid thing you said. Your second sentence... lol. "And no one should not be accountable for what their parents (or ancestors) did". You think people should be held accountable for what other people did before they were even born? Why? Like, you're responsible for things that happened before you were even born? That's what you believe? Moronic.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 20 May 2017 02:25

I don't think rich kids suffer more than poor kids . And no one should not be accountable for what their parents (or ancestors) did . However, upon reaching adulthood, they should be held accountable for their own choices, including the choice to profit from their parent's wrong doings.

Spoken like a pennyless moron that thinks money equates happiness. You think money changes the fabric of a person's soul. People like you are such a shit stain. "you got money, you have it all." You're the most superficial and vile type of person of all.

Topic The right to refuse service: What do you think?
Posted 19 May 2017 21:22

I see someone's place of business/storefont like their home. If you're not wanted, just leave. Even if it's because of some bigoted reason. Why would you want to be there? At least they let you know the service will suck dick if you choose to stay. Fuck em.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 19 May 2017 21:14

My latest is 89,786. I was counting incorrectly. I now calculate that I will be Famous in over a year. Bummer. But I will be a Veteran on Jun 9th. 5 years here. I've also noticed that my view count drops drastically when I am not posting stories. So I need to get into writing again.

By the way, I click on other people's profile often. I am into getting info that is interesting about friends, associates, and just people I don't know very well. I'm sure I've clicked on all of the people on this present page more often than they have checked into mine. Perhaps I am just more inquisitive.

How many stories have you posted?

Topic What is your favorite Diner chain? (in the USA & Canada)
Posted 19 May 2017 21:07

It's a trick question.