Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Underrated movie
Posted 23 May 2018 20:39

I think Alexander by Oliver Stone was extremely underrated with critics acting like it was the worst movie of the year. Lots of the criticism doesn't even make sense, like the complaints about the accents... Like what does a Macedonian accent sound like? They'd have to just make one up and that would have been ridiculous.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 23:30

You think polar bears know about the arctic circle?

There are literally three polar bears in Finland. They are in a zoo.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 18:37

Here's the deal Felix.

First, save the "sorry." Shove it where the sun don't shine. I don't believe it for a minute. I've seen you try to rip the hide off of too many of our fellow Lush members without the least bit of compassion or remorse.

Second, about the school kids and polar bears in Finland story, I was told that story by a good friend who is from Finland. I did refer to him as my Suomi friend I believe. Finland <=> Suomi, get it?

The major ethnic group and the dominant language in Finland are both called Suomi. The name of the country that we call Finland in English, in the Suomi language, is, surprise, surprise, Suomi. Now, I don't know about you Felix, but I tend to trust my friends. At the time we were swapping stories with a varying level of contact with reality over a table of beer bottles, many of which had somehow become quite empty during the discussion. Regardless, I didn't double check his story because I default to trusting my friends. I had no idea he was pulling my leg. His poker skills are quite phenomenal.

Perhaps you're more prone to googling stuff your friends tell you.

If so, perhaps you need more trustworthy friends.

And that's all I have to say about that.

My friend in Mexico told me he arms his kids with shotguns for the walk to school because of the huge chupacabra threat out there. I was like oh okay I believe that. Just kidding I didn’t say that because that what would be STUPID AS FUCK

Topic Is it OK to sexualize violence?
Posted 22 May 2018 11:35

I be like, suck my dick or I’ll blow your brains out.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 11:13

Ah, yes! Some of you are still hung up on The Great Suomi Polar Bear Caper.

As an update to those of you still following that one, my Suomi friend with the weird sense of humor apologized with a case of Plevnan Siperia Imperial Stout. So like a lot of things in life, there was a mixture of good with the bad.

Yes, it's really good beer.

No Felix, you ain't getting any.

P.S. Sprite, the giant panda isn't really even a bear. They're more of a really big raccoon but where a raccoon has hands with opposable thumbs and might be able to pick up and operate a gun, the giant panda does not.

Really cute meme though.

Sorry I tend to not respect what people say after they come at me with such foolishness. Like, you weren’t even joking or being sarcastic. You honestly believed Finnish people had their children walking to school in polar bear hunting grounds... you believed that. It’s so asinine.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 11:05

Guns are tangible, inherent violent tendencies in humans is not.

We can’t do anything about the problem because half the country thinks that we should cure violent tendencies before doing anything else. It’s absurd.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 10:51

I understand what you're saying. If I may though... if your roof leaks after a rain, and you notice it's leaking... you don't NOT fix it and hope that the weather remains dry for eternity. People and society are basically the same thing, at least in my mind. Likewise, the leak (on a physical part of the house) and the house are the same thing.

I'm not saying "guns don't kill people". I agree, the "the causes" is often what people on the right will say, then do nothing or say nothing. Or maybe they say it but no one on the left is listening. Could be a little of both. I'm certainly past (not that I ever thought it was worth a damn) on "thoughts and prayers". That's what folks say when they can't be bothered to give a damn but want to look sympathetic. Most of those folks probably never actually sent up a prayer about the shooting du jour.

I'm trying really hard to not come across as a gun defender, because I'm not defending guns. As someone who is a little more centrist than most folks on Lush (a little left of center but still right of many here) I see that both "sides" are too dug in to even consider the opposing view has ANY merit. We have one group on one side "it's all about the guns" while the extreme on the other side is "it's all about the people".... both are shouting at each other across an ever widening chasm. I don't think it's unreasonable for both sides to try to find some middle ground and accept that both sides have some degree of merit. Speak about their position while listening to the other position and come together for a solution. Or at least an attempt at a solution. Maybe it's that agreement comes in at a 70/30 concensus or 50/40 or 75/25 or 50/50... anything would be better than 0/0.

That's all i'm saying. Conversation that turns into action instead of two sides trying to convince the other that they're 100% wrong.

Somewhere along the line a mutation started to form in you, and not a cool one like the X-Men. One were a bone started to grow in your brain.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 10:48

Gun ownership activists are doing just that: holding up the Constitution like a shield and saying that "Shall not be infringed" means no regulation.

Gun control activists are not. They're talking about bump stocks, high capacity magazines, and specific types of guns, typically used in a military setting.

I'm on the side of gun control activists. Their position is actually the moderate one, IMO.

He didn’t specify who was side A...

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 08:15

Except we just had an example of a substance used in every rape by one particular rapist. Bill Cosby. Whatever he was dropping in all those womens' drinks, it gave him control and was the first step in raping them. Granted, he is one man using that as his M.O., but plenty other drugs can be used to lower a woman's ability to resist. No one let Cosby off the hook and focused on that substance as the main factor in his actions. No, they find him, the man himself to be at fault.

According to CampusSafety, 69% of rape perpetrators have consumed alcohol. 43% of victims had consumed alcohol. 90% of acquaintance rapes involve alcohol. Those are pretty big and stark numbers. If we banned alcohol on campuses, would rape go away? I'm not entirely sure. Predators are still going to hunt for victims.

You're right though, all mass shootings involve guns. And, as I said before, I'm not saying a conversation about guns isn't warranted. It can and should be a big part of the discussion. I'm saying it shouldn't be the ONLY conversation being had. My concern isn't specifically about mass shootings. I'm not more or less concerned about one guy killing 10 people at a time vs 10 guys each shooting 10 other guys. Or a parent starving a kid to death. Or a husband beating/stabbing/strangling his wife to death. It's ALL murder and how easily is seems to come to so many people, that's what concerns me.

According to FBI statistics, in 2011 there were 12,664 murders in the US. A large majority of those were done via firearm, 8,583. That's way too fucking many. But, the other 4,081 victims are just as dead. I want to eradicate ALL of those murders. In fact, some of those other methods are possibly more disturbing than a gun. Anyone that intentionally kills another person by fire (75), really wants his victim to suffer. Or a murderer that strangles his victim (85) so he can see and feel the life leave the person's body, that's pretty fucking scary.

Just last night on my local news, the new Police chief and his sargents were talking about all the shootings we've had. This city is largely democrat and has had a democrat mayor for the last 20 years, at least. The chief's biggest point was how so many young people are unable to resolve conflict without just opening fire.

Sure, we need to discuss common sense gun laws and do what we can to keep them out of the hands of people that shouldnt' have them. I agree. I'm not saying "you can have my gun when you take it from my cold dead hands". I have two guns. A 30-06 hunting rifle that hasn't been shot in 10 years and my grandfather's 12 gauge shotgun that I've never shot. So, i'm not some NRA dude stockpiling weapons.

All, I'm saying is. In addition to talking about guns, can we also talk about where else we went wrong to make someone want to pick up a gun and starting killing people. It doesn't have to be an either/or discussion.

When you have a problem you need to look at the causes of it. If I have a leak in my roof, the problem is that the inside of my house will get wet when it rains. Since I can't control the weather, the first thing I would do is fix the roof.

What the "guns don't kill people" folk are suggesting is that we attempt to control the weather instead of patching the leak. They say all the time, "we need to talk about the causes not the guns"... but then that's where their argument stops... They never actually talk about the causes. They just ask everyone to please not talk about guns. Of course they don't know how to make people not violent, no one does. The hole in the roof isn't what makes the inside of our house wet, it's the actual rain. The hole just facilitates this when the weather is bad. There will always be bad weather no matter how much we know or don't know the causes of it.

The people are the weather, the guns are the leak, and our society is the house. Do you understand lafayette?

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 08:04

A gun can be used to murder. Guns do not cause murder. Murders occurred long before guns were invented or became common. Should we ever reach that gun free nirvana that some imagine, there will still not be any shortage of murders or murderers.

True, there will be a lot fewer shootings. I guess the dead will take some comfort in that.

But it will take us back to the days when the physically weak had little or no defense against those physically strong.

HBO's rendition of G. R. R. Martin's "Songs of Ice and Fire" was quite popular. Did you see any guns in it? Did you see any murders?

That has dragons in it... and zombies... and giants... and warlocks... and sexy witches... It's fantasy.

This actually explains a lot about you seax.

Did you ever watch Lost? That one had polar bears in it.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 21 May 2018 15:31

I find it interesting that whenever there's a rape or sexual assault, people want to talk about systemic issues in our society that makes boys/men think it's okay to do these things to women. A paternalistic society where girls aren't valued, and so on.. We talk about raising boys to respect women and implore parents and teachers/schools and churches to teach their sons to not rape. Raise boys that know it's wrong to touch a girl without her permission.

Yet, whenever there's a mass shooting, it has nothing to do with society and culture. While we're discussing gun reform or whatever laws need to be in place or replaced or amended, can we also add in that parents should also raise kids that know the value of human life? Whenever that topic is brought up, it always morphs into an abortion debate. That's not what I'm talking about. Going around shooting up the place shouldn't be the go-to option for the mistreated/depressed/unhappy people in the world. I'm at the point now that I don't care if a murderer was bullied. That isn't a reason to kill people. Bullied or not, the kid is an asshole.

If every rape involved some over the counter substance that helped the rapist rape easily then yeah we would be talking about that substance. ALL mass shootings involve guns, Lafayette... It's the common denominator. Pretty stupid to not start there when there is a problem wouldn't you think?

Like if in every rape they found zzzquil or some shit in a girls system, like every rape, then yeah I think we would be talking about maybe doing something about this goddamn zzzquil. We would sound absurd going, "zzzquil doesn't rape people, people rape people".

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 10:33

but i can call you one until you hit 59, right?

I mean I guess if you like. Calling men girls or women as an insult is a whole other topic I won't start up. Thread is derailed enough.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 10:27

Consider the phrase used by women: "Girls night out".

You have to admit that "Women's night out" or "Grandmas' night out" just don't have the same impact.

Shut the fuck up Seax.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 10:26

maybe get back to us when you're 60 and see how you feel then.

I won't appreciate being called a girl at 60, no.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 03:02

Hmm, grown men can be attracted to grown men too.

Grown boys. Get your shit straight if you're going to talk to milik.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 01:14

Two possibilities. You are really didn’t understand the usage, in which case you’re an idiot.

Or, you were being a sarcastic ass, in which case you are a jerk who isn’t worthy taking seriously. Either way you are a waste of my time.

You are blocked

Now, the adults can continue talking.

Dude... I'm are so worthy taking.

Just saying, you just can't go around calling old ladies girl. It's just disrespectful. No need to get so fired up and upset about it. If you're in love, nothing should rock your boat, you're in love. I know that when I'm in love, nothing really pisses me off.

(your anger is especially ironic considering your forum signature lol)

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 00:44

Yes, a girl, female. Woman. The kind of person grown men are attracted to. When you move out of your moms basement, you may meet one

Sorry, just wasn't sure 60 year old women liked being referred to as girls. I mean, I certainly wouldn't call a 60 year old a girl. Maybe ma'am, or grandma. Not girl... but you do you boo.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 19 May 2018 23:47

I married a girl from Lush...

Sometimes love is awesome 😎

A " girl "?

Topic How is this not the straw that breaks the Republican backs?
Posted 19 May 2018 23:43

Drinking again tonight are you? What time did you start today?

Are you saying it takes liquid courage to laugh at your posts?

Are you saying lush is an ugly chick one only hits on when drunk?

Are you holding a hand over your mouth to cover the countless hook scars?

Which one is it?

Topic How is this not the straw that breaks the Republican backs?
Posted 19 May 2018 22:01

You're more than just a pretty avatar - and quick on the up-take too.

I never claimed that any of those three links were related to the original post - but I did claim that your link wasn't full of facts, as you stated it was. Trump's a profiteer, his daughter and son in law are profiteering while Trump's in office.

Those are facts.

Why do you fall for everything... People can say the most obviously ridiculous shit and here you come thinking you're smart for pointing it out... It's so absurd.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 19 May 2018 00:03

I always laugh when I see this. I’ve never met anybody or know anybody who recieved a participation trophy. Is that something that happens in America that you guys think everybody does?

It doesn't really happen here in America either. It's something fox news and "news" sources like it use to trigger conservatives. They like to paint liberals as the ultimate pussies that have competitions where everyone gets a medal, even if you're last place. They like to say, "the shooting in texas this mornin' wasn't bout guns! It because everyone gets a got damned participation trophy! makes liberal cuck children entitled so they shoot the school up!"

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 18 May 2018 23:52

Yeah, you forgot to call me a "guntard".

Remember when you told me kids in Finland carried guns to school to fend off polar bears?

That was about as guntarded as it gets, bud.

Topic How is this not the straw that breaks the Republican backs?
Posted 16 May 2018 08:25

Fuck you...ill buy your ticket to come visit me. It'll be one way. How do you take that is up to you and I don't give a flying fuck, you D-bag

This guy just threatened someone on the internet. This is why I feel there should be an age limit for accessing it. Typical old dummy getting angry at his computer because some anonymous profile said something he doesn't like.

Embarrassing and pathetic.

Topic Why do guys take girls panties after having sex??
Posted 15 May 2018 02:38

Why did the American Indians scalp whitey and each other?

Topic Is it OK to sexualize violence?
Posted 11 May 2018 23:36

I think what two consenting adults do, is none of anyone else’s concern as long as the consenting adults are not hurting any non-consenting adults.

Why would either of them having come from an abusive background have any relevance to my opinion?

The slippery slope to non-consensual violence can be averted by communication and agreements beforehand, use of safe words and/or signals. If you’re talking about someone losing their shit for real during a role play, anything is possible but smart people wouldn’t put themselves in that position with someone they didn’t trust not to hurt them. I do not think this type of role play would make a non-violent person, want to be violent.

Exhibit A

Topic Is it OK to sexualize violence?
Posted 11 May 2018 23:29

That’s not fucked up in the slightest. 2k69

Topic If you come home and find your wife/girlfriend with another man in bed, what would you do?
Posted 08 May 2018 18:44


That’s a bit strong ain’t it

Topic False stop: What is going on?
Posted 05 May 2018 16:58

It's age before beauty.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 05 May 2018 07:24


watch that alcohol abuse though - I'm sure you dont want to die of liver failure any more than one of those heroin junkies wants an early death from an overdose

OK, I'll watch it if you also try not to eat crayons and possibly choke to death as many slow adults tend to do.

Topic Weird question.
Posted 04 May 2018 21:17

I know most of men likes receiving blowjob but this past guy of mine did not require me to do so. I asked him why & he said he likes to pleasure me more than I do.

So is it true? Does a guy like that exist?

Retract your razor teeth and watch his tune change.