Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:20



I believe we do. :)

If Bernie runs as a green party candidate he would ensure a Trump presidency.

He will be Pulling a Nader in 2000 where Al Gore lost to George Bush by 600 votes in florida where Nader received 90,000 votes that would have gone to Gore if he wouldn't have pulled his useless stunt. Bernie would be doing the same thing Nader did.

So much stupidity in this thread.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:12

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I have to stop, because getting the better of you is just too tempting and way too easy. Sweet dreams beautiful. xoxoxoxo

See, but that's not a link... That's a web address...

Simmerdownchick is an idiot.

That's a link.

Edit: Oh I see you went back and edited your stupidity again. Man you really are slaying me tonight. Will all your posts be blank by tomorrow morning? That always makes me laugh.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 00:58



I don't think i'm the only one that made that mistake....





You were though. You were the only person. No one else made that mistake.

And how come you unlinked it in the quote just now? Typical simmerdownchick backtracking and editing her posts to try and confuse everyone. "Try" being the key word. What a cheap and spineless person.

I get it, you are just trying to paint me as something I am not again. It hasn't worked before and it didn't work this time. I appreciate the effort though... But since you are a stupid person you don't understand that everyone else isn't as stupid as you and they don't go "oh damn felix supports santorum" they just think "wow simmerdownchick really is a dumbass". If anything you are just insulting people's intelligence (again).

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 00:33



By the way, if you are going to Post 'Santorum' in a Thread called "Who should be the next US President, you really ought to specify it's a link, because that just made you look really stupid.

But it's a link........... Are you blind? Are you unaware of how the internet works?

And please, you are just about the stupidest person on the entire site. Do not lecture about how to not look stupid. I mean get real. It really does suck that no matter when I log on to Lush I see the forum being constantly bombarded by your "thoughts". It makes everything so dumb. It's awful.

If I become president of lush I will ban simmerdownchick and build a firewall around lush to prevent her from coming in.

Let's make Lush great again.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 10 Jul 2016 14:53

The problem is a disparity in dick size. A disparity in what a man is actually. Certain cultures fear certain things. It's like telling a boy who has ridden a bicycle his whole life that you're going to take away his right to buy a helleva big truck that he will modify to the point of it being useless for any kind of actual work. It's actually there to let you know, "my dick may be small, my resolve may be weak, my influence limited... but my climbing into a big truck skills are strong, *word removed by lush admin/sprite - you should know better!* And I can pull a trigger."

Topic Can a profile be too long?
Posted 10 Jul 2016 14:31



I keep mine short and sweet nowadays.

That's what she said!

Pound it bro 👊🏼

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 10 Jul 2016 06:49



Yes, I admit it. I am that stupid. I assume that means you were never really for Santorum? Whew! If that's the case my esteem of you went up a little.

(Yes, this was edited because I wasn't clear on why you asked me if I'm really that stupid. Im like an onion, Jack. I got layers of stupid goin' on, lol!
😳

Oh my god, you really are that stupid if you're asking me if I really was for Santorum. That post was a link to an urban dictionary definition for Santorum where it describes brown liquid created from shit and lube mixing together during anal sex. You were too stupid to come to a correct conclusion (once again).

And you edited your post because that's what you always do... You say a bunch of things, then you feel embarrassed by the stupidity you display, then you go back and edit it all out. It's your MO.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Jul 2016 13:22




Why would anyone like Rick Santorum? He is against birth control, abortion and welfare so all those unwanted babies can, apparently, just go hungry. He thinks the Gay population will bring on the end of civilization through God's wrath. All I can say is "Thank you, God, for his descision to back out of the Presidential Race." We don't need a man like that dictating the morality of everyone else.

5 posts!? Sorry, I know I overpost way too much, dammit. Embarassed

You're not really this stupid are you? It's an act right?

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 09 Jul 2016 13:21

I just spent the last 4 hours chatting with a very attractive young woman. She didn't like men at all which was a little fustrating. She had a strange request and even though she wouldn't interact with me as a guy, she would describe what she was doing with herself while i fullfilled her request. Since hearing about a woman pleasuring herself is one of my greatest turn-ons, I agreed. Apparaently she had a thing for the two girls from the miller light and wwe commercials. She asked me to watch several of them and add a descriptive story to it that followed the commercial exactly. After 4 hours of this and countless times of her getting off, i finally finished the last one and she let me go to bed. Unfortanetly shed didn't really keep up her end of the bargain and I didn't get much out of it.

🤔

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:47



Leave it to you to get me to agree with Magical_Felix... but lo and behold... you have done it. Thank you for quoting him twice to allow me to read what he said... and to further show your ignorance in pretty much any given subject. It's also clear you have no clue about sarcasm or irony... two areas that he is quite fluent in. I will also add, he used them very well to illustrate his point.

Now... I would suggest you not antagonize him any further as he is much more intelligent than you are, very fluent in English (and sarcasm), knows how to spell, and quite honestly, has better things to do with his time.

Should you choose to ignore this recommendation, don't come crying to me or any Mod about it. You have been warned.

The cringe was so strong my skin almost crawled right off my face.

I always have time for you nymph. Stop this "block" charade. It's no fun.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:39



Oh, but why should I make a post for you? I was interested by your previous post as it was "working" few ideas and it grouped the "world" as a whole based of few's prefferences and blocking all possible differences. Whatever. Even romans used to call others barbarians just because there were few differences.

Also, you ignore the fact that.. English isn't the sole international language and that... By knowing it, you won't become an english men.

But, I'm sure that you already know that. My assumptions are mine, you refused to clarify your position, your choice. I've wanted to prevent that:).

Also, by comparing politics you compare countries and by comparing countries you compare societies. And, as sovereignity shows.. Any and every country has the power to auto determine and take care of it.

Moron on the internet? Yeah, the magic word. Hahaha. Your reluctance to give further details or.. Your lack of interest could be saied in a easier way: I don't want to! But no, mr. MF felt the need to play that card and used it well.

The world want to be like USA? External help? Whatever.

What wasn't saied do exist but, only for you. For me, it exists only as a possibility.

Good luck!

Sorry. Moron was a bit strong, I'm sorry.

What I meant was that I do not wish to engage in a debate about why America is stupid with a complete BOZO on the Internet. Seems like a complete waste of time. And to be honest, I feel like it would be a loaded debate, let's get real.

Ok go, bozo.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:35



Well since, we always talk the UK into venturing along into whatever crazy shit we do, obviously, if we go down, we're taking y'all with us.

The USA and The UK may be Laurel and Hardy but the rest of the world is The Three Stooges. Someone pass the lube.

ky

Honestly, the three stooges really are funnier than laurel and hardy. (Including shemp)

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:32



I wanna like button!

evil4

I better not say what I want when I think about that DanielleX and that filthy mind of hers.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:30

And for once I find myself in agreement with Felix...

I'm the best.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:45


Can you give more details or explain more?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics

You first... Then I will think about it long and hard and give a very detailed thought out response with sources and everything. I will spend my whole day on it. I will take it really seriously so I can engage some moron on the Internet in a very serious debate about why American politics is so much stupider than everyone else on the planet yet they still look to us to hold their hands when the shit hits the fan. That's what I'll do.

Ok go.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:40




LOL..I was gonna say that it's pretty sad, I hate to see the UK tear itself apart like this. But, the US is still the winner and still champion with Trump in the running for POTUS. I'd rather be British right now...so, yeah...America holds the 'Trump' card.
Cain't nobody beat us at this there stupidity of The Donald. We are the BOMB <3 coffee Pint Drunk Fugly

Can you imagine if everyone in America was like simmerdownchick? Are you even employable? Are you even a functioning member of society?

You talking about what's stupid is like a pig talking about what's filthy. Lol

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:27



what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you ?

I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:21

If the world watches the laughingstock's movies and listens to their music and tries to emulate their culture and learn their language... What does that say about the world?

That is what should make you laugh.

Denial. The world wants to be us, not the other way around. Laugh all you want.

Oh you're talking politics... Lol. Yeah because the world's political leaders are so perfect, no corruption or stupidity in Europe or Africa or Asia or South America at all... Their leaders are all so clean and smart. Lol

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 23:37

You know people are just gonna post that shit everywhere anyway.

EDIT: That sounded way negative... It's because it reminds me of when you're at a shitty restaurant and all of a sudden you see the poor staff have to sing some non-copy-written version of a birthday song for someone's aunt or some shit. It was a good suggestion to put them all in one place.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 29 Jun 2016 08:17

Crap

You can't get mad next time I call you a turd then.

Topic Giving your characters names.....
Posted 28 Jun 2016 15:57

The names are very important to me and I think long and hard about it before I start writing. I always try to come up with something a little different or something that may convey their personality a little. For example, I chose Adelaide for a more complex character and Christine for an airhead character. D'arcy for an artistic character and Olymipa for a mysterious character. You can say a lot about your characters just with the name. It's especially important in short stories.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 27 Jun 2016 10:59



He volunteered to go kill people. Brags about it. Trumpets doing so as Fighting for Liberties.

Nobody on this planet has ever explained satisfactorily why a police action which morphed into open and illegal warfare in Vietnam, sponsored by the deaths of over 58,000 Americans, resulting in the deaths of millions of other non-Americans - was ever a good, moral and just activity.

Vietnam was not invading Hawaii, not threatening California, New Jersey or Illinois.

He wasn't drafted, he's vociferous in his denial of that. He enlisted on his own accord so he could join an outfit which specializes in hunting down people, and eliminating those people.

But he was defending America's liberties and freedoms and our ability to purchase gasoline for 16 cents a gallon in 1967 dollars.

Uh huh

Nobody had to kill anyone in Vietnam - Muhammad Ali decided he didn't have to go kill no yellow men. How'd that work out for him?

Whatever. It's still not something you should attack someone about. Like ever, no matter how stupid they are. Until you've gone to war and killed people you really don't understand the weight that puts on someone's soul.

You could also say that for every guy that enlists there is one less guy drafted.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Gothic Erotic Stories Competition
Posted 27 Jun 2016 05:38

Way to ducking go!

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 26 Jun 2016 12:51


I could personally give a shit about anything you might ever spew. Your weaving dreams are most other people's nightmares. I notice you've failed to start your Law Enforcement Cheerleader thread - after having months to do so.

It's what I expected from a side-lining, derailing SOB like you.

Attacking someone for having to kill in Vietnam is low, even for you. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 24 Jun 2016 21:01



Probably have a tiny, non-functioning penis too. Even if you could afford Cialis. evil4

You were doing good until you started projecting.

Topic Receiving.ladies undies
Posted 24 Jun 2016 15:35



You should have told me that before you made me pay for shipping.

You were the exception, I needed some SA chones for my trophy case.

Topic Receiving.ladies undies
Posted 24 Jun 2016 11:38

No

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 24 Jun 2016 11:37



Ok I'll bite... just for grins and giggles... what's the alternative?dontknow I mean ASIDE from the Ferguson effect? Do away with ALL law enforcement? I think that was tried once, they called it "The Dark Ages" as I recall.

This may be hard for you to understand because you're a bit of a moron... But most people on earth don't think in a black or white fashion like you. Most people don't deal with things in an all or nothing way. Thinking in absolutes is what crazy people do.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:25



not as far, but a lot more skeery.

I'm a thrill seeker. Some people bungee jump, some skydive or ride roller coasters. I go to fucking Oakland.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:19

Once, i made Felix drive from Cali to Washington just to pickup a pair of my used panties. the man has no shame.

She means Washington Blvd in Oakland.