Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Guys would you pay an escort over $250 - $300 to date?
Posted 18 May 2017 15:55

I get white hookers with no tattoos and Eastern European accent. No holes barred.

Topic Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted 18 May 2017 04:13



There is a literal boatload of evidence tying Trump to a couple dozen bad actors and conniving miscreants (just inside America) to the equally corrupt Russian mobsters and even Putin.

The justice department and the FBI have been digging around and trying to connect the dots, at least since last summer. Grand juries are empaneled (and have been for several weeks now). Subpeonas have just started being sent within the last week and indictments will follow (back room deals are probably being negotiated and accepted or denied, as well).

We mortals won't see much real evidence or even a finished painting for quite awhile yet. But like a jigsaw puzzle, the evidence is littered all over the table (with some pieces fallen on the floor and kicked under the furniture out of our easy sight).

I'd hate to be in the cross hairs of the FBI, and especially since Trump has gone out of his way to belittle and irritate them.

The only real question is - will he slink off in resignation while hoping for a pardon, or is he spending 10-20 (a life sentence) for having betrayed America while profiting.

His ties to Russia go back decades. His treachery - likewise. He didn't just recently decide to start giving away secrets to Russia and those who bailed his broke-dick ass out of massive debt years ago.

He's a careless, habitual criminal and we're seeing him at his breaking point almost daily lately. Hopefully sane people will disregard any blathering tweets he directs towards launching nukes something truly desperate.

I do look forward to him lecturing the Saudis about Islam though. That should be as entertaining as him meeting with Israel's prime minister (after he gave up Mossad's ISIS information to his Russian puppet master last week).

What a clown show. Running the Presidency as if it were a four time bankrupt real estate outfit.

You're like a toothless, broke dick dog version of Fox Mulder. Keep slaying them, doofus.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 18 May 2017 03:11

Can I get a bunch of views immediately? LMAO. Like 10,000? Regaeman Man

I would kill to view a live feed of you taking an IQ test that ended in your score. I would KILL to view that. It would be fascinating ass all hell.

Over/under set at 71 (borderline). I'd take bets.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 18 May 2017 03:08

I've had 199,639 views on my profile as of 10 seconds ago, so I'm about to reach a major land mark

I'd wouldn't mind being on the cusp of that big round pale english ass.

Topic Gutted, RIP Chris Cornell
Posted 18 May 2017 02:06

Well shit, that just made me sad.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 18 May 2017 00:58



Thank you NaughtyAnnie...

NO RIBBON FOR YOU!

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Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 18 May 2017 00:56

There are few things completely manufactured in the USA. Most Made In The USA labels are for products that final assembly took place in the USA. My hat is off in a salute to those few companies that do offer 100% Made in the USA products.



Cali wine, shit beer and bourbon. 100% American made.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 17 May 2017 18:34

Ivanka Trump

How many footware manufacturers are there manufacturing in the USA? There are 71.
That 71 is a generous figure because not all completely manufacture here. Some import 'bits' and sew them together.

How many are unable to make the Ivanka brand styles? 59
They make runners, sandles, kiddies shoes, work boots etc..

So we are down to 12.

How many of these 12 specialise in women's boots rather than heels/shoes? 6

So we have 6 US manufacturers capable of making the Ivanka brand lines.
How many of those will need extra machinery and new skilled labour? 4

So that leaves 2 that are equipped and have the skill level to make her brand line.
Of these 2, how many are capable of meeting the production requirements such as volume and style change..

Well now we have a problem...

There are of course existing contracts in place ... but hey! ... who cares... another company suing the Trumps. My!... more ammunition for the hate columnists.

How many financial institutions/VC's have been approached by the Trumps to support US manufacture of their fashion lines? 18
How many have said no? 14
So 4 are in still in negotiation.
Existing contracts will have to expire of course before US manufacture can commence.

Happy to argue this through with names etc.

As for NAFTA? Yes it was a Republican brainchild. But they never believed they could get it past the House I am told. Then came President Bill Clinton and his wife. Corporate America I hear rejoiced. As did American Labour.

Corporate America rejoice still.
American Labour still has access to benefits! So shut up and vote Democrat!
Let's get this man who wants to change everything out at all costs. He'll still get his $400K a year if he resigns... plus all the perks. Bernie Sanders got zilch... well a knife in the back. Shhh No wonder he describes himself as Independent.

Now there is a new thread. Presidential Pensions. Think

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Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 17 May 2017 15:14



What law?.. it's about trade agreements isn't it?. That the Trumps have benefitted from legislation introduced by the Democrats seems to be a criminal offence to some peeps. Besides, to the best of my knowledge they don't own the factories that make their branded products.

I have been through all this before on here. Why would you manufacture in the US at $15 to $5 an hour when you can manufacture in Mexico for less than $4 a day ?.. and import sans duty?. This is the policy of the Democrats. Yaaaay!.
So along comes a man who yells that globalisation has gone toooo far and we need to reverse it... if not all the way then at least part of the way. So what do Democrats say? Crucify him!
What saddens me is that peeps, like you, swear to be for the working man but in no way are. You support a political elite who are funded by corporations and grow rich on the exploitation of the very people they claim to represent. You even introduce trade agreements that allow the pic we discuss to exist. You attack those that took advantage of the very business opportunity you made possible. In this case Marc Fisher.. not Ivanka Trump. The people that control you get their cut I am sure; and handsome it is. Those that lose/lost their employment get some crumbs from the table. Those crumbs are called benefits. But of course, none of this is your fault and my argument is stupid. You really are a Corporation Man aren't you MF?. I think you are more interested in 'managing the health and habits of the poor than demanding that they have well paid jobs'. But that's ok. Takes all sorts.

Excuse my rant!.. lunchtime here so will pack my soap box away, for now. Shhh

Disclaimer: I benefit from the policies of the Democrats, daily. I shop, but I do look for 'Made in the US' labels. Unfortunately these are all but extinct. So America loses both on the exportation of part of my spending dollars and the reduced amount of sales tax I am forced to pay. If the goods had been made here they would be more expensive and the sales tax therefore higher and of more benefit to the country. I would still have bought them. So when peeps accuse me of hoarding new shoes, I fully intend to blame the Democrats for my habit. Shame on them!.

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Key word is "took advantage". It implies that they know it's not the best thing to do for the country. That's not really the problem though. The problem is the hypocrisy of it. Do as I say not as I do.

Policies/laws/taxes whatever... Most moral people don't need them to figure out right and wrong.

Topic Guys would you pay an escort over $250 - $300 to date?
Posted 17 May 2017 12:42

You seriously don't want to go any lower than 300 dollars for a hooker. Any lower and she'll probably look like a cracked out bridge troll.....

1,000 dollar hookers is what you should strive for really.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 17 May 2017 12:33



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Love the pic... giggles... we must all thank President Clinton and his fellow Democrats for making it all possible. Globalisation all the way under the Democrats.

If bill clinton would have made murder legal and ivanka trump killed someone Ivanka would still be a murderer... You would sound stupid saying "well it's not her fault, it's bill clinton's for making murder legal!" It being legal doesn't make it the right thing to do. Fucking around on your spouse is legal too, still doesn't make it right. "sorry babe, I fucked that waitress at Ihop, thank Obama for not making it illegal. You know I can't govern myself". Lol such a stupid argument, Hayley.

If the Trumps want to make America great again they shouldn't need a law to tell them to not manufacture in China.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 17 May 2017 12:16

I think with 22 RRs out of 56 published stories, NymphWriter has the sort of recognition the rest of us would kill for.

Not really. Getting an RR just means one person liked it. It's like on rotten tomatoes when a movie has like 15%... That 15% of critics "recommend" the movie. The rest think it sucks.

Topic Pussy smell
Posted 17 May 2017 12:11



Ask me how I knew the stinkiest pussy on the entire site, would rush in to chide me on this thread... evil4

Is it because you always read your posts over several times to see if there is anything I can make fun of in them before you hit the post button?

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 17 May 2017 12:07




Fuck no! It's shit enough not getting a mention - but finding out you're 50th out of 50?

Might put you off writing ever again.

It would be extra funny if there were like 52 entrants and the participant award was cut off at 50.

I suggest that if you get like 10 top 50s you get a special "you tried" ribbon on your last comp entry so nymphwriter can finally get her recognition she so desperately wants/needs.

Topic Pussy smell
Posted 13 May 2017 02:24

I most certainly would be tentative around any defiant pussy, regardless of any particular scents.

Is this why you hate looking in the mirror? I know you've had a rough decade or two...but I still believe in you old fella.

Topic The right to refuse service: What do you think?
Posted 12 May 2017 00:04

You may not want to eat in a restaurant, that refuses someone in the latter category, but I assure you, you won't be enjoying your meal either, when someone is uncontrolably screaming, yelling and cursing every two minutes at the table next to you.



Are you kidding? That would be awesome.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 11 May 2017 23:50



Gav coded a "Top 10" so I couldn't add any more! To have a Top 15, is very unusual. You are listed at the top of this thread as a runner-up!

If he codes an extra 5 spaces, for each new competition with only a Top 10, there will be empty spaces for those extra 5. Unless he does some complicated jiggery pokery. I can ask if it's possible if you wish?



You should do like a top 50 so we can see who was the worst.

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 11 May 2017 23:46

I was in Berkley today and I counted about 7 shops that specialized in saris and not one of them thought to name their shop "Sari not Sorry". Stupid motherfuckers.

Topic The best movie of 2017...so far
Posted 10 May 2017 23:24



I thought "Get Out" was quite overrated. I heard such good things, so maybe it was just over-expectations. Colossal was unique (and filmed in Vancouver, which tends to raise things up in my book).

My pick would be Logan. I thought it was thoughtful, morose and (finally) actually violent, thanks the to R rating (side note: thank you Ryan Reynolds). A great movie, not just for a superhero movie (which I generally find quite mediocre) but for a movie in general. And... spoiler alert... the hero dies in this one, which always makes for a better ending. A great send off for Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart. If anyone thinks this movie is a lesser piece of cinematic movie making than "Hell or High Water," (which was nominated for an oscar) I'd like to hear your reasons.

A dark, gritty tale of redemption and loss with the prospect of of future salvation. Plus Professor X tossing a few f bombs. And I'm only slight embarrassed to say that I might have shed a tear when I saw Laura turn that cross into an x before she fled across the border into Canada. We can only hope that this is simply the beginning of R rated comic book movies that pander not to selling toys to children but remain faithful to source material and actually produce great movies with great stories lines as opposed to CGI driven popcorn flicks.

The other movie that comes to mind is Split. I thought James MacAvoy's performance was amazing. I doubt he'll get an oscar nod since it will probably be forgotten by year's end.

Totally agree on MacAvoy being worthy of a nomination. I liked split but the last third of the movie started getting stupid but the very end did bring it back around for me. Good movie but pretty forgettable to me overall.

Speaking about shedding a tear... That fucking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was hitting me right in my black little heart more than once. So far GOTG Vol. 2 is my favorite movie of the year. I loved it. I think it's better than the original which is fantastic itself. I think it's going to be hard to top for me.

Topic Where did the hhugs emoticon go?
Posted 08 May 2017 03:31

Yes. It looks like this for me:


https://upload.lushstories.com/1873629530-Schermafdruk van 2017-05-08 11-21-22.png

Have you tried using a computer that isn't a huge 20 year old dust covered grey jizz plastered box?

Topic Where did the hhugs emoticon go?
Posted 08 May 2017 02:00

good

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 03 May 2017 01:04



waaaay more work.

Which is good right?

Gotta have a reason to exist... I mean my job isn't like being a mod on lush or anything but more work is usually regarded as a good thing.

Topic What to do when he can't get hard?
Posted 02 May 2017 13:59

...start working out, get a nice haircut, keep those choppers white and shave your gine.

Topic The best movie of 2017...so far
Posted 02 May 2017 13:54



It's actually fairly high on my list. I like strange, quirky movies and I like kaiju so this seems like a natural for me (though I will confess to not being a big Anne Hathaway fan which may work against it).

I'm not a fan of her either but I thought she was good in this and I wasn't distracted by the fact that it was her.

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 01 May 2017 20:12

Creepy.

Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?

It's obvious isn't it? Who owns teddy bears?

Topic The best movie of 2017...so far
Posted 01 May 2017 20:09

There hasn't been much I think is really good so far. Even the ones that I enjoyed like Get Out I feel are a bit overrated. It's a good movie but not some masterpiece. Logan, John Wick 2 and The Lost City of Z were good as well but I also thought they were overrated. Probably because everything else is pretty bad so it makes them seem better than they are.

I saw Colossal a few days ago and that actually really stuck with me. It's hard to recommend to people because the premise is strange and it's a little flawed but it had good performances and a story that is more profound than it seems.

Topic What does it mean to have a soul & do you have one?
Posted 29 Apr 2017 11:30

Humans have about as much of a soul as dogs, chimps, flowers, cockroaches etc.

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:43

Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.

poignant

Topic If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:14

What stories would he tell about you?

I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 20:09



Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.

Remind them of how they obviously aren't up to your speed. Step your game up bozo or else I can't in good conscience call you my nemesis anymore.