Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Where were you on 9/11? Tell your story.....
Posted 12 Sep 2016 18:24

MF, as a bright person, you know and are ignoring the fact that everyone grieves in different ways. People ask where their friends, colleagues, lovers were that day to connect, as humans do in many ways. This was a perfectly good thread, though perhaps in the wrong forum for its purpose.

This "escapist" website is more than that, as you're aware from your attention to the political threads in the think tank and your bashing of others in a way that might be escapist for you but certainly not for them.

Get the thread back on track, if it has any steam left after you've trashed it, and refrain from grinding adult conversations into a forum for playground squabbles. Thanks.

Firstly, you give me too much credit if you think people will stop posting because I posted. If they don't post it probably has more to do with them feeling it's inappropriate and not because I posted. Secondly, simmerdownchick even admitted in her response to you that she felt like she was going to receive criticism for this thread. Must be because even she thinks it's inappropriate, especially coming from her. Wasn't it her that recently started a thread that was pretty much about hate and fear of a culture? Thread got shut down did it not? I'm not saying threads like this can't exist on lush, it's just repugnant coming from posters like her. Total drama queens starting threads like this irks me.

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 12 Sep 2016 03:30

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Topic Where were you on 9/11? Tell your story.....
Posted 12 Sep 2016 03:13

Ah, Jack... It's sad to see, some things don't change. You're still not capable of getting any serious attention without launching attacks on people. Pathetic actually.

How is playing the victim (acting like a little bitch) working out for you? I'm sure you won't answer that like you didn't answer the previous question asked of you. Boohoo.

You're not American, you don't truly understand what this day means. You're just a butthurt dummy who dislikes me.

I consider the source on lush when it comes to threads like this. simmerdownchick is one of the most repugnant posters on here who has a history of attention seeking and overall nonsense. A thread like this, by her, is vile... Vomitous.

Topic Where were you on 9/11? Tell your story.....
Posted 12 Sep 2016 03:01

You're right, Patokl. People do grieve in their own way. This was such a shared tragedy that many of us need to remember it, or choose to remember it, if for no other reason than to honor those lost, and those that lost loved ones.
Master Jonathan, I hope you were not a fireman in New York. A very sad and unfortunate memory to end a noble career.
While we're at it, let's not forget all of our troops that sacrificed their lives and limbs.
We should never forget them or what happened 15 years ago.



Are you saying that 360 million Americans may have forgotten it's 9/11? So you needed to remind them on an escapist sex site? A site where you have repeatedly embarressed yourself and been "challenged" by other members? So you decided to choose a bulletproof subject to gain attention? To anyone who knows who you are, this is another disgusting display of your malfunction. Shame.

Topic Where were you on 9/11? Tell your story.....
Posted 12 Sep 2016 02:40


You do not only sound like a dick, you are one. Everyone has the right to deal with their memories of that day in their own way. Sharing memories of that day, is just as valid as any other way of mourning and commemorating.
And anyone disrespecting the people who do so, is a disgusting dick himself.

I almost forgot about you. But you ring a bell. What was the topic we disagreed on before? All I remember is needing to put more water in your momma's dish... But that couldn't have been the actual thread.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Sporty Sex Stories" Competition
Posted 12 Sep 2016 02:32

Good job motherfuckers.

Three writers that have put the time in and honed their skills. All three are good.

Nice going guys.

Topic Where were you on 9/11? Tell your story.....
Posted 12 Sep 2016 01:53

If I let myself, I can remember everything about that morning. It's a very painful thing to look back on, but every year on the anniversary of this day, we will always be reminded of the brutal attack that killed so many unsuspecting Americans.

It was a Tuesday morning, and it was supposed to be my day off, but that soon changed. My mom and I had planned to go to my sister Margaret’s house, have lunch and maybe go to IKEA. I used to get up in the morning and walk about a mile around the block, but had decided not to that day because I wanted to sleep in.

At the time, I kept the answering machine in the other room because I didn't want it next to my bed.

That morning the phone rang and rang, and I remember thinking, "Who is calling me so early?" It was about nine AM, and anyone who knows me, knows that I sleep in. The message was fast and I didn't get what she was saying, so I ran it back.

"With everything going on I hope you're not at work.". Everything going on? What was going on? In my sleepy haze, I went to the living room and turned on the TV.

"Smokestacks, it must be a refinery fire. What’s all the fuss about?" It’s funny how the mind works. I thought they were smokestacks.

But then I saw the second plane hit the second Tower, and I knew.

I called my mom and told her to turn on the TV, and she and I watched as they re-ran the footage of the planes hitting the Towers from our homes a mile away from each other. God that was such a bad time, and my heart still aches when I let it take me back to that terrible day.

When I got in my car to leave my house, it was so eerie. All of my neighbors were standing in their driveways but no one was talking. They were all just standing there, staring at each other.

We all shared the exact same pain, and I sobbed all the way to work.

While we waited for direction from the FAA, we kept busy by organizing boarding passes and writing the date, 9/11, on all of them. It seemed so Ironic to me that it happened on 911. We learned how to search luggage for bombs while we sat in the American Airlines gate area, all the while these great silver birds were parked at the gates, a constant reminder of the horror that had occurred only a few short hours before.

All air traffic stopped for four days straight and planes were grounded in cities that their airlines didn't even fly into. Flight crews were scattered around the country, so when we did begin service, we didn't always have a crew so we had to find them where we could. Some were flight attendants just trying to get home. Some were in the middle of other trips who volunteered to work flights just to keep us flying.

My friend Stacy, a Flight Attendant, was the one who called me, and was in Maryland. The fallout from the Pentagon's ash was so thick she could not see across the street.

The pain of 9/11 was deep and the impact it had on our country was nothing short of amazing. If someone asked, "How are you?" They really wanted to know how you were.

People were giving blood to the point the Red Cross said, "No more, thank you. Please donate money instead," and our Fire Departments were regaled as heroes. Which they are, and we should NEVER forget that!

When the song "Where were you?" by Alan Jackson came out I listened with amazement, because it seemed as though he was singing about me, and how I dealt with this tragedy. I watched the news until I couldn't bear it anymore. It was too much. At work and at home day in and day out until all I could do is watch "I love Lucy" reruns and cry.

There are over 360 million different stories about that day, and each of us can tell it. We were all affected by this attack, and it changed us. It changed everything.


At risk of sounding like a total dick to the casual lush lurker... This is about the lowest attempt at lush attention I've seen since trinket's breast cancer thread. It's not surprising, but disturbing, how the lowest of the lowest lush members start threads like this. Mourning is a personal thing. Not something you put on display to let others know you're "mourning". Seriously, Americans are not running around telling others how much they are affected on this day... on the Internet. You think, you pray, you light fireworks, you pick a banjo, you eat some pie with family, you visit a vet, you drink a rye.... You may have good intentions, maybe... But when you've been nothing but a drama queen in the past, threads like this are disgusting at best.

Topic Lakota Protest of US--Canada Pipeline
Posted 11 Sep 2016 23:39



This. wave

After all these years you continue to blow me away with your deep thoughts and insightfulness. Truly, you are a genius tip toeing amongst a bunch a of dumb ass tulips. I speak your names.

Topic What vitamins or supplements do you take on a daily basis?
Posted 11 Sep 2016 23:30

pussy, wine, ass 'n' weed all a *against lush guidelines* needs.

Topic Name a song that gets stuck in your head
Posted 11 Sep 2016 20:26

https://www.youtube.com/embed/1eWdbMBYlH4

Topic Would You Wear your wife's or girlfriends panties or thongs?
Posted 10 Sep 2016 23:58

Love to wear her panties, nighties, bras, and her dresses, but it pisses her off, so I don't when she is around, but if she's gone, I'm into her panties, bra and nighties. Love the silky feel of them on my body, have several friends who are cross dressers too.

Why does it piss her off? Is it because you stretch them out or because you're her husband and it's disheartening?

Topic Prostitutes/Escorts
Posted 07 Sep 2016 16:24

A friend of mine claims that you pay the lady so she leaves afterwards. Truly no strings attached.

In your case you'd be paying them not to cry.

Topic Moderator of the Month for August
Posted 06 Sep 2016 19:18

nerd

Topic Whoring myself out for premium membership
Posted 06 Sep 2016 00:41



Because it might be considered in breach of the terms perhaps Read it

What a fucking snitch...

Topic Is it possible to be a Christian and be on Lush?
Posted 05 Sep 2016 15:44




Btw, I thought it was Lilith who came before Adam and Eve.

In Judaism.

Topic best toys for couples
Posted 05 Sep 2016 10:13



you're right, i blame it on all the fisting. my girls got big hands. :)

I'm grossed out now. I hope you're happy. bye.

Topic best toys for couples
Posted 05 Sep 2016 10:08



that's cause it would keep slipping off your very teeny itty bitty penis.

Look, an XL sweater would be tight on a 400 lb person. It's all relative. Not my fault you got a huge vagina.

Topic best toys for couples
Posted 05 Sep 2016 10:03

To get this back on track a bit (sorry!) might want to take a look at vibrating cock rings with clitoral stimulators - not to pricey and they're pleasurable for both partners. :)

If I pulled a vibrating cock ring out my girlfriend would laugh me right out of the bedroom. That is a horrible suggestion.

Topic Think you can take me?
Posted 05 Sep 2016 09:41

Lol please... I would pull your underwear over your head then throw you out of a window.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:39

If Obama could run for a third term, he'd win by historic margins. And God, I wish he could, if only to watch about of quarter of the nation's heads explode.

I think even Mitt Romney with his mom jeans would win right now against Hillary or Trump.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:03

I was reading in one of the Sunday papers here this weekend that Hilary Clinton has begun sounding out people for her Cabinet when she takes office in January and Bill's name has been suggested for Secretary of State. I just wonder what the consensus of opinion is here. I always considered him a good President - casting aside Monica's dress issue. It would make sense wouldn't it?

Pretty positive that if Bill could run again for president he'd win in a landslide. So having him as Secretary of State does make sense.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:01



stay on topic please. thank you. and knock it off with the personal baiting. thank you again.

Half of the posts in this thread are off topic including yours. I personally baited a doofus who was personally baiting a lunatic.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 04 Sep 2016 22:03



You should know that your desperation is showing, when you're the only person flouting your, ahem... forum prowess.

Sad. But then, you always have been. Which I and several others find comical. Please, continue.

See what I mean? You take the bait every single time.

"Forum prowess." You're so funny with stuff like that. The way you look at things... Hey remember the last time you blew up when I used my forum prowess to call you a doofus or something and you got so pissed off that you wrote a 10,000 word manifesto exposing the systemic lush corruption all the way up to the highest levels then sent it to everyone on your friend list? You thought it was going to blow everyone's mind but it was just super embarressing... God, that was so funny. It was one of your greatest hits. I can't wait until you do something like that again.


You're a pull string doll.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 03 Sep 2016 14:51



what do you have against muppets? racialist.

Some of them are OK, I have muppet friends. But most of them are fucking annoying.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 03 Sep 2016 14:26

I live in the bay area and he is a joke around here... He could have helped an old lady with her groceries and people would still have called him a bitch for it. Plus the fact that he has actually transformed into a muppet isn't doing him any favors either.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 03 Sep 2016 13:06

Ruthie owns you and regularly beats you like a rented mule.

She's outta your league, Nightmare.

You've been in a hole of your own creation. Quit digging. evil4

In weavindream's defense that's kinda like me and you... I regularly make you look foolish but you keep trying so you can't blame weavindreams for trying as well. Just saying, look in the mirror old fella.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:35



another vacation



I knew it was you Fredo. You broke my heart... You broke my heart.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:16



please stay on topic. thank you.

Umm that is on topic. Think of Donald Trump as the jizz and weavindream's urethra as the United States. The jizz is being taken seriously... Should he be TERRIFIED?

Nutbag

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:05



Thank you ever so much, something about the fact that on that particular occasion she was by herself and propositioned US tells me that she wanted the money. GOD I LOVE trying to discuss ANYTHING with this crew. You DEMAND respect then hurl one disgusting accusation after another, many based on NOT A DAMNED THING but YOUR OWN IMAGINATION!

What a WONDERFUL crew of abject hypocrites who decry Christianity, yet accuse anyone who would DARE to hold contempt for a religion that still today condones, rape, murder, misogyny, "honor killings", beating rape victims, cutting the hands from hungryhildren and all manner of other attrocities under their "legal system" to be a racist, bigoted misogynistic rapist and murderer.

"Discussion" MY ASS! Shit hurling fest at all who disagree with your leftist BS is MUCH MORE LIKE IT!

Felix kiss my dick...no on second thought go around back and kiss THAT!

Did the jizz swim up your urethra or not? ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 20:04



That's such an interesting story. If she was forced into prostitution, it was rape. He didn't have a clue if she was being raped or not, didn't know whether he was taking part in an orgy or a gang rape, but he went ahead anyway.

He can't say if it was rape or not? That's amazing.

Do you suppose he just didn't care if she was being raped? She may have been having sex against her will, but he just didn't care.

You'd think that having the sergeant's jizzim on his pecker would violate some sort of military code. Fraternization maybe? On the other hand, he was following the chain of command.

If I remember correctly his answer to that was that it was NOT rape BECAUSE he PAID his GODDAMN money! ...or something like that. He also went on to talk about how close he was with his sergeant or something. I mean it was during the Vietnam war. I almost always feel some sympathy for combat vets so I didn't want to interrogate him too hard about the jizz and exactly how much of it was on his penis or if any of it actually went up his urethra. I did mention that the likelihood that it did travel up his urethra had to be pretty high though, maybe 98% by my calculations. Of course he accused me of being gay and that I must want him to fuck me because I kept asking him about dicks and stuff.