Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 24 Jun 2016 11:37



Ok I'll bite... just for grins and giggles... what's the alternative?dontknow I mean ASIDE from the Ferguson effect? Do away with ALL law enforcement? I think that was tried once, they called it "The Dark Ages" as I recall.

This may be hard for you to understand because you're a bit of a moron... But most people on earth don't think in a black or white fashion like you. Most people don't deal with things in an all or nothing way. Thinking in absolutes is what crazy people do.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:25



not as far, but a lot more skeery.

I'm a thrill seeker. Some people bungee jump, some skydive or ride roller coasters. I go to fucking Oakland.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:19

Once, i made Felix drive from Cali to Washington just to pickup a pair of my used panties. the man has no shame.

She means Washington Blvd in Oakland.

Topic Mexican Soccer Fans Call Chileans Gay Slurs After Orlando
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:18



the planet or the dog?

I have no idea. It didn't matter. What mattered though was that that white family turned into Mexican ultras for about two hours.

Topic Mexican Soccer Fans Call Chileans Gay Slurs After Orlando
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:12

One time at a Mexico v Venezuela game in San Diego I saw a white family get startled then confused the first time everyone screamed when the goalie kicked the ball off. By the end of the match the mom, dad and even the kids were yelling out "PLUTO" when the goalie kicked the ball. It was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:07

In January of 1999, I drove to Dallas from Kansas City (about 450 miles) once - to spend a night with a woman I'd met in November 1998 and had been chatting with on Alt.Matchmaker.com -- that one night stand ended up being two nights, one day and a breakfast...

She was moving from Vegas to Atlanta via U-Haul truck & Dallas was sort of on her way. She was...um, quite accommodating. She was also married, so there was no real chance for any future rendezvous.

This was one helluva hookup website back in the day...


https://upload.lushstories.com/467341532-AltMatchmaker_com.JPG

The reminiscing about a very desperate time in your life that you are putting on display in this post is making me upset and sad. I feel sorry for you now. It will get better, hang in there old fella. ☹️

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 23 Jun 2016 12:28



Poor little guy. You probably still believe the answer is Henry Cabot Lodge. You live in a world of delusion. You were fun to play with for awhile, but your ignorance is too painful. You're pitiful.

You shouldn't be ungrateful. Weavindreams won't play with me anymore... He was so hilarious to "debate" with. You'll miss him when he tantrums off of lush again.

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 11:53

You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.

Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.

Enlighten us.

Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut evil4

Lol, still so easy...

One time a girl asked me to donkey punch her but I refused because I'm a gentleman.

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 10:51

The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).

He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.

First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.

(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks) evil4




https://upload.lushstories.com/914741153-hqdefault.jpg

Yeah.. That's really messed up... Super gay.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 22 Jun 2016 20:14



Says ... a fellow American, meanwhile there ARE Brits on here who agree with me, like the lady whose post is directly ABOVE my last previous post. But, hey, what would THEY KNOW?

Thanks for YOUR ADDITIONAL, needless attack DEVOID of ANY content RELEVANT TOO the OP. Oh I forgot only Liberals have a right to post and NOT be subjected too needless, pointless attacks and /or ganged up on for same. And, yes, by now, too expect better.. I MUST BE NUTS!

Remember when you admitted to having your penis and testicles covered in another guy's jizz? ...that's pretty liberal bro.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 22 Jun 2016 18:22



FIRST OF ALL, your inability to comprehend MY chosen use of caps to accomplish a level of emphasis that block pros are incapable of has NOTHING to do with SHOUTING! As to Venezuela I didn't say IT WAS a part of the EU I pointed it out as an example of FAILED socialism... DISASTEROUSLY FAILED! The same sort of "thinking" employed BY MOST of the EU nations. NEXT, Thank you for resorting to the insult hurling that signals that you've ALREADY LOST the argument. Now, as I refuse to read any further after the OBLIGATORY "racist" TRASH... MEXICAN is a nationality, NOT A RACE, ISLAM is a RELIGION that could care LESS about the RACE of a convert. And, btw... YOU'RE ALSO the one who CHOSE to drag GENDER into this... I DIDN'T! However, as you DID, I can but PRESUME that you did so in order to hide behind it. Now, perhaps YOU should make up YOUR MIND... are you my equal in an intellectual matter or are you so INFERIOR that you NEED TO "hide behind your gender?" I gave you credit for NOT needing to do so. Get back to me when you overcome your confusion and no longer feel the need to resort to the Liberal LABELING SOP!

What the fuck are block pros?

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 22 Jun 2016 13:10

You guys shouldn't collaborate with other authors if you're so concerned about them getting more attention than you when they post it. Way to suck the fun and spirit right out of collaborating. Seriously, who gives a shit if the view count isn't added to your overall tally... Embarrassing.

Topic COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 22 Jun 2016 10:28

I bought a nespresso machine so now I never sleep.

Topic Do you guys mind girls with small bums? (I have 32DDDs, but a really tiny bum)
Posted 22 Jun 2016 10:25

(I'm "into" a shapely as in CUTE ass, the size is irrelevant to me, it's more about the SHAPE!)

That's exactly what a powerbottom would say.

Topic In the mind of little o' me.
Posted 21 Jun 2016 15:58



you're mexican? i always thought you were some uptight white dude. woah.

Whoa, what the fuck? You calling me a dulce de leche (that's caramel, gringa) covered marshmallow? Motherfucker...

Topic In the mind of little o' me.
Posted 21 Jun 2016 15:40



that makes you diarhea, right? (yes, i know it's spelled wrong - i can't be bothered, honestly)

Because I'm Mexican? Whoa, racism.

Topic In the mind of little o' me.
Posted 21 Jun 2016 14:21


Not looking so bad after all, am I? evil4



Yes and no. Think of it this way. He was a piece of shit, simmerdownchick is a piece of crap and you're a turd.

Topic Please ignore this I am trying to learn to do something ..
Posted 20 Jun 2016 14:40

I think I got it

I'm proud of you fletch. You made a plan and followed through. The world is yours.

Topic Mexican Soccer Fans Call Chileans Gay Slurs After Orlando
Posted 19 Jun 2016 17:37

Did you even read the article? Nowhere does it say that Mexicans yelled gay slurs as a reaction to losing or because of Orlando. Yes, there is a stupid thing they do where they yell "puto" out when the goalkeeper kicks the ball out but they have been doing that since the 90s. Its a stupid thing to do but it's not that serious, a gay person on here called me a puto in this very forum like a week ago.

You sound like a typical moron who thinks that people get killed by hooligans at soccer matches because you watch alarmist xenophobic news. In this instance though you filled in the gaps yourself. It's literally a story about Mexico getting their asses kicked by a very fierce Chili team who can win it all if they play like that against Columbia and then Argentina after Argentina fucks the USA in the ass.

Topic If there's any story mods
Posted 19 Jun 2016 15:41



If there is any story moderators on or other writers which would sound better, in your opinion? This Karly mentally stated; angrily and irritated. " or " Karly mentally stated in angered,irritated tone."

(the second part one i mentioned wanted to capture the readers mind of how the character feels and how she expresses herself?)


(every little bit helps me out big time.)

You know, drawing and painting is also a great way to express yourself.

Topic Using certain words that end in ly.
Posted 18 Jun 2016 19:59



yes can show you a little of what I am talking about,

(Karly began to calm down she glanced down at her watch.Karly gasped, horrifiedly, "Oh shit a brick I'm late!" she let slip silently under her breath, completely forgetting where was at the moment. She looked around carefully and somewhat embarrassed,And feeling as if she is being watched. She turned cautiously to see a lady serving at the at the lobby desk. "Oh I'm sorry I do not usually swear or curse." much she said.)


Say "in horror" or maybe "horrified", not horrifiedly. Horrifiedly is beyond awkward in that sentence.

There are also about 20 other grammatical mistakes in that passage that should be addressed. I'm on my phone or else I would bust out the red and correct them all for you. But yeah, it's all fucked up. Horrifically so.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 17 Jun 2016 23:36



you're a Moe-Rawn.

You like it.

Topic Long Hair?
Posted 17 Jun 2016 23:25

Short hair. Only the most beautiful woman can rock the short hair. Beautiful face, sexy neck. Observe women with short hair. The most confident, sexiest, fiestiest, hottest, desirable women have a cute short haircuts.

Topic What turns you on immediately ?
Posted 17 Jun 2016 15:11



Haven't read the whole thread but is this first time someone has said this?

I'll go with boobies.

Probably. I'm sorry but if we are talking about "immediately" then intellect, a good heart, what's on the inside or some shit like that doesn't turn me on immediately like a fresh vagina.

Topic What turns you on immediately ?
Posted 17 Jun 2016 13:45

Vagina

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 16 Jun 2016 23:41



Isn't that the Dunning-Kruger effect?

PS: I only know this because I'm amazingly clever

If I wasn't in such an honest mood right now I'd look that up and pretend I already knew that... But I didn't know that and I looked it up and yes this is the dunny freddy Kruger effect in action right now.

Lush is a shitty intellectual nightmare.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 16 Jun 2016 23:32



Lol. This is just too amusing. Remind me to thank the creator of this thread. The distain is delicious.

You're a dirty girl. I think you need to be lathered up too.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 16 Jun 2016 23:14




Let me guess, you're a Democrat?

No, I'm a germaphobe. Take a bath. Lot's of soap. Use all your soap.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 16 Jun 2016 23:08

Okay. I need to avoid this thread.

um..... yea, need to avoid this thread.

You should take a bath with your computer. Sit on top of your computer in the bath.