Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic New Category...
Posted 24 Jul 2015 18:31

It's so weird to me that so many people are voting no. Being vocally opposed to a new category is weird to me too. Like, how does it affect you really? What hardship is going to come to your life if a new category is added? Some people might be inspired by a revenge category to write something interesting and tense to read. Why would you be opposed to that? Just seems bitter and very odd. It really doesn't affect anyone negatively. It's not like it's some way-out there category either. It's revenge, pretty big theme in all mediums of storytelling that dictates the entire plot and motivation of characters.

Topic What to do with a Big Ugly Kardashian Butt
Posted 24 Jul 2015 18:24

Is this Lord Disick?

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 24 Jul 2015 18:21

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Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 24 Jul 2015 18:13

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Rotary Phone

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 24 Jul 2015 06:58

It needs fixing. It reflects badly on us.

I am sure Gav will take a look when he gets a chance. He's still duelling with Mr. Mongoyagi at the moment sad1 (main db server)

My thoughts and prayers are with him.

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 24 Jul 2015 06:42

I don't have this problem in IE:



Then it must be a region thing or something youtube did to restrict lists or multiple videos. Because everywhere else they work fine for me, just on profiles it gets screwy. Weird. Anyway, it's not really a big issue.

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 17:41

Please attempt to keep to the subject or I shall ask Cleo el Gato to write bad poetry about you. thank you. cat

I would be honored, to be honest.

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 17:39



Revenge is revenge. The other two can help in it, but don't have too.

I kinda agree with SirDominic here. Revenge is a whole theme like reluctance. If office sex or college sex which are mere locations can be a category, I don't see how revenge couldn't be a category.

That said, revenge could encompass all kinds of categories. Like bdsm or anal for example. Like if I were to write a revenge story and every sex scene was bdsm I would probably only tag it revenge and post it under bdsm. But if only one or two characters were bdsm related (like the gimp and the cop in pulp fiction) I would pick revenge as a category and tag it bdsm.

Topic I don't trust Paypal
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:57



I think you'll find it's spelled 'people'..

xx SF

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Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:37



That's over four words

Okay, I'll fix it.

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:34



Honest is NOT mean Hon... this jerk is not my friend, he doesn't like me and I don't like him. He's been tolling and insulting me for quite a while now and I'm up to my ears with his cheap, needless monkey shit.

OP Pay no attention OK?

I like you, lots.

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:30



I take it that it's none of your fucking business.



You had mentioned that you had 20 stories but you wouldn't post them on lush. You had an embargo.

I was just asking you if the embargo has been lifted. That's all. Geez...

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:18



I could add a couple real stories and maybe a few fantasy stories too

I take it your story embargo against lush is over now?

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Jul 2015 14:47



Yes, yes it is. And Texas is the absolute last state anyone of color or with a unique name should be eyeballed by a law enforcement officer.

Sandra Bland & the Texas Highway Patrol Sandra Bland died in her jail cell three days later, Texas officials claim that Bland committed suicide in the jail over a traffic stop.

The traffic violation which instigated this entire sordid assault occurs at the 1:55 point in this video below. This is how these corksuckers operate. Noticing that she is driving an out of state tagged vehicle is reason enough for her to come under suspicion.

He's just allowed a speeder through a 20 mph zone to drive off with a mere warning and he pulls over someone who has moved over one lane to the right - without signalling and is not weaving or speeding or otherwise reckless driving.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/URAZ3umt7v0

Have you seen the mug shot of Sandra Bland? There is this thing going around now that she may not have even been alive in it. It brings up some disturbing/convincing points.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/2d622f9b6d89d1aecb98a0e5d72ec969/tumblr_nrx5cdWtVi1sdpfzjo1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5cd4368e91ed6723b6138c77f6569a6c/tumblr_nrx5cdWtVi1sdpfzjo2_500.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/21fd33030731974bb4d3ab053d81d799/tumblr_nrx5cdWtVi1sdpfzjo3_500.jpg

Sandra Bland was not alive in her mugshot. When you are arrested, you are pictured in the clothes you are arrested in, not in prison clothes. When they take your picture, you are told not to tilt your head or lean against the wall. There is a clear shadow where her head touches the background, most likely the floor. Her cell had tan walls and gray floors. Her head is on a gray background. You can clearly see the gray floor in the first photo and in the right corner in the second photo. Her hair is falling towards the background. Gravity is pulling her hair down because she is on the floor. It is impossible to keep your shoulder straight like her right shoulder is while standing. It is likely that she was on the ground with her right arm outstretched when this picture was taken. When they take your picture, you are told to look directly at the camera. Her eyes are lifeless and unfocused. The police department claims she hung herself from a 5-foot platform when Sandra was around 6 feet tall. The photo of her cell has a trash can in it. Trashcans are not allowed in jail cells because they can not be bolted to the floor. Police claim the scene was not tampered with before the photo, but the trash bag they claim she hung herself with has been replaced with a new one. Sandra told her sister on the phone that she thought her shoulder was broken. Someone with a broken shoulder can not lift their arm high enough to hang themself. The dashcam footage from her arrest is clearly edited, as cars appear and disappear in the middle of the road. The officers knew they were wrong in arresting her. They knew she was going to take them to court. She was a strong-spirited activist. She did not go from being a fighter to being suicidal in a matter of days. The police fucking murdered her and their pathetic attempts at hiding it are not fooling anybody.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Jul 2015 13:33



When you walk a mile in their shoes then you might be able to understand.

Cops don't wear shoes. They wear killer boots, man.

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 23 Jul 2015 12:27

I can click YT videos on my profile, they play fine.

Some are restricted from playing on anywhere other than YT, but that has always been the case.

I think Gav has either fixed it, or YT have.

This isn't all that big a deal but it is nice to scroll through someone's videos and get an idea of what kind of music they like. Also, I use google chrome so it might be just a chrome problem. So the problem goes like this...

So the first video always plays fine. It's not a youtube restricted thing or anything. Here is your first video playing fine.

https://upload.lushstories.com/597337699-Screen shot 2015-07-23 at 1.21.26 PM.png





The problem happens when you attempt to play any other video. It just goes to a white field. I thinks it's a problem with lush and not youtube. Or maybe just chrome.

https://upload.lushstories.com/558768649-Screen shot 2015-07-23 at 1.21.32 PM.png



...something's fucky.

Topic Your Worst Blind Date?
Posted 23 Jul 2015 12:04

My friend set up a date for me with this blind chick he knows. He said she was hot as hell so the blind thing wasn't that big a deal. Like I'd have to help her out with shit but since she was so hot that I'd like it anyway. Plus I wouldn't even have to dress up or comb my hair or anything. I could take her to like a parking lot and just say it's some romantic spot like in the movies.

It all sounds good on paper right? But..

Fuck, you know what... I had a punchline for this and it was funny... but now I'm just ashamed and disgusted with myself and I think I'm going to hell.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 21:20



Thanks. I know that. But it leaves a blank box. A simple delete would be better.

I'm a pretty non-confrontational person. There are those that frequent the forum for the express reason to engage others in verbal combat. When they do that with me I just like to opt out with a delete. My ego is not so needy that I need to beat someone into submission.

So if you say something and someone questions you about it you want to be able to go delete what you originally said? Doesn't sound like an ego problem...sounds more like a conviction problem.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 20:57

Simply the ability to delete my own forum posts.

The ability to delete your own posts could easily be abused. Various ways..

It would also make threads incoherent if people just started deleting posts left n right.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 22 Jul 2015 20:26

https://41.media.tumblr.com/d0483d9b420b333ca558468891a2f44b/tumblr_nrm9zr3wul1tct5o3o2_540.jpg

Topic What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 19:57

https://www.youtube.com/embed/fnF1_aVlIio?list=PL63EE5BD338C5E4CA

Topic If Androids were real would you....
Posted 21 Jul 2015 22:23

Coin operated hookers like on A.I.? Yeah, I'd fuck it.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Jul 2015 20:16

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2UfHXiQkgd8

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 21 Jul 2015 19:33

https://40.media.tumblr.com/e15beadcf2bfd56aa3548c0e6c7036c2/tumblr_nq7n5r7HbN1sq8sbto1_1280.jpg

Topic An end to online affairs?
Posted 21 Jul 2015 19:26



If a person is going to have an affair... their are going to have an affair.

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