Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:58



yep, i'm sick. i get a kick out of coming on internet sights and bullying other people... oh, wait, that's you! sorry, i'm the pervert on the erotica site! totally had that backwards. thanks! you have an issue with my posts, you know where the 'contact us' button is, or you could just PM Nicola and bypass the system. Feel free. in the mean time, i'm working on a porn version of Good Night Moon complete with illustrations. i'll send you a copy when it's done.

oh, and posting pix at you doesn't take up any time - you're not usually worth the time it would take to actually write a post like that, tho. you should feel honored that i even bother. ceeya.

Only on lush will taking objection to some weirdo sexualizing kids entertainment be called bullying.

It was funny when you said repunzal was 18 in the cartoon... shes clearly made to look much younger than that so that kids identify with her. It's obvious to anyone that isn't completely warped that people who get off on turning kid's fandoms into porn have some weird association going on. Like, I watch anal porn, big butt porn, ass licking porn etc.... guess what? I tend to like butts in real life too, you can't just turn off what gets you off. People looking up those images and using them as avatars n shit have a serious screw loose. Serious red flag stuff.

Can you imagine if your babysitter was all about cartoon porn? Would you be like, well I don't want to be a bully and say that's weird Lol. Give me a fucking break.

And it's funny you bring up Nicola. What for? Do you honestly think I'm someone who bypasses the "system" by messaging her? If I would have posted the pictures you did they would have been deleted immediately. If anyone bypasses the system it's you. Get a grip.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:44



Please tell me this is the basis for a Lush story. And then give me the title.

The Magical Felix story: An Autobiography

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:42

And was it worth the wait, Felix? :)

Yes, yes it was.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 04:01

I don't feel harassed or annoyed but a lot of the times I do feel sickened. Maybe it's time to forget about the writing and the laughs and step away from this ilk a bit.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:57



I would stimulate your mind in a way that that your whole body would feel what you only thought your inner thighs could feel....a shower would feel dry to you

Iconic.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:51

Every member on this site has affirmed that they are of legal adult age.

You must be new to this here intranets. Lol

And kids aren't into the flintstones. You know that. Don't play dumb buz.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:40



lol - someone's bored today. sorry, you'll have to find your entertainment elsewhere - i'm truly not interested in being your internet prey today. ba-bye.

Yet you posted two more times after this. You posted three times in response to a post you claimed you wouldn't fall "internet prey" to.

Seriously. Your penchant for sexualizing things for children should trigger a red flag. Acceptance is one thing, being a sorry ass person who even tries to normalize porn derived from children's entertainment is another. It's pretty gross.

Like really gross. You may fool the retards. But not me. You're sick

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 14:34



they're called breasts. most women have them. their primary purpose is to provide nutrients to human offspring. i didn't sexualize Rapunzel (who, btw, in the film is over 18). i just relinquished her from being uptight about being naked.

if you have an issue with nudity, as, sadly, a lot of Americans do, perhaps you shouldn't be spending so much time on an erotic site. My guess is you don't actually have an issue, you simply decided to make a big deal out of nothing because it's me. you maturity astounds me at times.

is it supposed to be sexy to someone? actually, no - that wasn't my intent. that is simply what you read in to it.

That's how warped your brain is... You don't even understand... or you do... but you just get all "they are breasts blah blah" like I don't get that. It's not about the breasts. You know that. Don't play dumb.

Those images where creeps on the internet take cartoons meant for kids and turn them into porn is beyond weird. There is some weird wiring going on that they associate cartoons with sex and porn. It's like all those sick idiots who flood the internet with My Little Pony porn that children that just like My Little Pony inevitably stumble upon because they decided to google their favorite cartoon. It's almost like some weird lure.

So no, it's not a nudity issue.

It's about images you would find in some sex offender's dungeon.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:10



Attacking? How nymphy of you.

For the record I have noll blocked but others quote him so i see his posts from him following me around.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:00



Why? Do you believen in unicorns?

Really? So now you're attacking my religion?

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:00



Don't like the responses to your post? Don't read them. Problem solved.

Wait what........ Wouldn't he have to read them first before deciding if he likes them or not?

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:46



Pfff, my inalienable right to nitpick was given to me by the rainbow unicorn, pussy.

What amendment was that...

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:32




Correct me if I'm wrong, but you, who writes about all kinds of kinky sex and posts pics of sexual stuff on threads and your blogs, are offended by an avatar of rapunzel with boobs? Even though you yourself use a children's comic character as your avatar on the same adult site? What a joke. Look at the avatar Noll uses and you've never said a word to him about it. (I'm not offended by Noll's avatar btw)

Surely there is something more important than Sprites avatar going on in the world that you could protest against?


Look, I understand that you're a stupid person. I get that. You prove it by not knowing the difference between rapunzel from a current disney cartoon and felix the cat or daffy duck.

There is always something more important than whatever is wrong right in front of your eyes at any given moment going on in the world. By your logic no one should ever protest (something you occupy yourself with constantly by the way) about anything because there are kids with aids starving to death in Africa. Plus I'm not really protesting, I'm highlighting how fucking weird her avatar is. I'm pretty sure whatever site that image originated on is populated by the lowest of the low... Hey guys lets take children's cartoons and turn them into porn! Give me a break.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:10



Is there any connection between what OP wrote, my response to him, and your rant about my ethnicity?

Yeah...

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:02





Says he who uses a cartoon character as an avatar on a sex site.



My avatar isn't rocking tits or a boner or anything. It's not altered in any way. Putting huge tits on rapunzel is like when those creeps put open buttholes n shit on my little pony.

Plus there are no children watching felix the cat nowadays. It's a cartoon from the 1920s...

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:44

Please, for the love of god, don't do it. it's a little thing, but it's one more thing for us to do - make it proper.

THIS is how your story titles should read:

Sprite Is A Sexual Goddess

Not!:

SPRITE IS A SEXUAL GODDESS.

i swear to god, the next person who does this is gonna get spanked, and not in a fun, whimsical, sexy way. flower

Your avatar is a sexualized children's cartoon. Just saying. It's a cartoon/animation meant for children. And you're using an image of it with obscene huge tits on a sex site. Sorry if pointing this out is a suspendible/banning offense. But it's just a bit weird. Why, of all things is this supposed to be a turn on? I get neutral, I get funny, I get different... But your avatar is clearly a sexualization of a Disney movie. Super weird. Who is this supposed to be sexy to?

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:26



Noll accuses me of sucking up to Mods and trash-talks me all the time, he attacks shit I say all the time, but you don't give a shit about that. You bitch about what I say to Noll.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/qYNH1baA_7k

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:02



That kinda says it's nonsense all by itself of course.

Don't nitpick, bitch.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 22:55



This, from the country that produces spray on cheese?

Canadians love that shit, lets be honest. We are waiting over here for the Canadians to improve it. Waiting in vain.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 22:40



My dearest TrollBoi,

Pay close attention because this is an important yet convoluted topic, and I have seen you have problems with topics like this in the past. Nevertheless, what you think about the right to keep and bear arms or your neighbors to the south has no bearing on the subject. As a Canadian citizen you have no say in how the USA is governed. But here goes.

The Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America does not apply to anyone but the United States Government and by ruling of the Supreme Court of the United States, to the 50 states that make up the United States of America. It simply forbids those governments from infringing on a creator given right that is possessed by every single human being on the face of this planet.

Even by our neighbors to the north who can't seem to figure out that bacon is not a circular slice of ham.

As a native of this very soil I stand on. I'm talking about being born in America to the third power n shit. Like, as Native as it comes, no choice. Yes my bloodline originated here on this soil, unlike yours, im assuming, but I'll take bets... but yeah, I'm certain your blood is not from here, America. Open your eyes. Your existence shouldn't have happened if your own people got their shit together. They let you down. Hate them, rightly so, not actual Americans (look up what it actually means)

As immigrants (you, yes you) you have nothing to say about anything when it comes to right and wrong. You're actually the immigrants. That's why you feel so surrounded. Open your eyes. MORPHIUS.

I'm from and born and my family is native to California. I'm talking before my great grandfather, before this country was United States.. What about you? Where were you boated from? What European country thought your family wasn't good enough to pay a living wage? That kicked your dumbass grandma right on out... Which we sympathized for and took your bloodline in, understanding that fact, and you still live here to this day? Yet, you're angry... why don't you go back to whatever godforsaken country your bloodline is from and be happy. Go ahead. You fucking fool.

Topic I need ideas for a sex scene....
Posted 09 Jul 2017 21:25

You can do a lot with food sex. Start with some warm gravy on her titties and just see where it all leads.

Gravy on tits, dag? I know you southerners take your gravy piping hot. Don't lead the lush populace astray buz.

Topic I need ideas for a sex scene....
Posted 09 Jul 2017 20:37

Someone has to get the Tentacle Sex ball rolling. What better than now? You can use Lush 4D to publish it in 2021, when the Tentacle Sex category is created.

I've seen (studied, art school*) the tentacle porn before and many of the more "nuanced" Japanese porn. Actually, analyzed Japanese porn for a paper in college. It's quite fascinating when you understand why the creators went off on the tangents they did. Their hands were tied by the law but they saw a demand for fucking (dick in pussy) porn. So all that weird shit you see was imagined to circumvent the odd laws like, you can't show an actual penis... well, a tentacle isn't a penis so there you go, a tentacle isn't a penis so LEGAL. They were like pervy Japanese Al Capones.

That said.... The tentacle porn had an added and obvious rape value (sorry, not value.... troll) that was meant to fuck with the Japanese obscenity laws. It was put in there to say like, change the law faster than we can draw this shit, BITCH.

That said.... For those who don't get this... and actually get off on the tentacle porn... You're getting off on an obvious beastiality rape scenario. May that lay heavy on your conscience and soul.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 20:15

One time I had the ultimate crush on this girl. If I said white she would say black, if I said up she would say down, if I said mexican she would say wall. Her defenses were way up. She knew what I wanted, her fear overpowered her excitement for about 6 months. She knew what would happen when that border would open. Six fucking months I jerked off like a goddamn madman in solitary confinement. SIX FUCKING MONTHS JERKING MY JOINT! Needless to say, all that practice came in handy (no pun intended) when she finally let me get that taco.

Topic Can you share " I Did It For Money " experiences ?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 18:54

I have spent 2 one week gigs at a legal whore house in Nevada. Also while I was working as the manager of the shoe department at a locally owned department store. The owner of a wholesale shoe business in Dallas told the owner of our store he would give him $500 if he could get me to fuck him. My boss told me about it and wanted to know if I was interested. I told my boss I had an idea to get us a better deal on our orders for shoes. Things were tight financially due to the competition of the larger department stores. On our next trip to Dallas to buy shoes I dressed very slutty and got us a really great deal on our order and I got to choose 10 pairs for myself. For the next couple years we got huge discounts on our orders by me fucking Jay when he was in town or we were in Dallas.

Jay also owner a wholesale lingerie and adult book and toy story. I posed for his catalogs which were X rated publications.

Brandie

Seems legit.

Jack

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 18:45



https://upload.lushstories.com/207991032-assault rifle.jpg



Look how fucked his eyes are. How does he even aim? One eye goes one way... One eye goes another.

If a brown guy with a beard open carrying waltz in, this eyegore would probably take out half the overhead monitors and a couple of tourists while simultaneously smacking the fuck out of his daughter's potato head with the barrel of the rifle. lol

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2017 00:10

Hey, remember the 90's and the one true queen of the west? Windbreaker is cumming.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-s0C3Cl7l9c

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 06 Jul 2017 22:36



Hi Dani ...hello2 ... warmhug...I see ya feeling better....I'm glad.


I'm having a very yummy French Pinot this morning ... It's only 7:00am...sssh ...

You didn't put ice in the pinot, did you bro?

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 06 Jul 2017 21:16



But you're not my favorite moderator

Wipe the turd off your nose, how nymphy of you. I was joking before but now I'm just disappointed.

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 06 Jul 2017 20:22

https://www.youtube.com/embed/k6eV7PVGX3o

You're such an old goof.

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 06 Jul 2017 19:33



I'd kinda like to know that too.
http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/pile-of-poo.png
#askingforafriend

I'm not fond of you either, noll.

Not one bit.