Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic what if you had a cunt??
Posted 13 Apr 2016 07:20

I've had a cunt or two in my day.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

Topic Opening a door for a guy?
Posted 12 Apr 2016 20:16

Where I work, the first floor is the lobby, storage etc. Most employees work on the second floor and arrive around 830 a.m. Almost everyone who works on the second enters through the employee
entrance and walks thru a short hallway and up the stairs to the second floor. If a younger woman is ahead of me at the entrance door, she almost always holds the door open
and motions me to go on ahead.

I'm sick and tired of "age" before "beauty". What do I do? I don't like being treated like an old man who can't open a door for himself.


I am not an old man but I run into this all the time. From men and women. The people I am with are always holding the door open for me. It makes me feel like I am being an arrogant douche when I am not. The best way to avoid it is to just signal them back and either just smile or say something like "after you, please" like it's not a suggestion. Holding the door open I don't mind but the opening it for me and standing waiting for me I can't stand. It's either too subservient of them or like passive aggressive too, like making you walk faster, I hate that too. But yes usually the signal and a smile works or the "after you" gesture with the left hand and reach around them with the right to hold the door if you are physically bigger and they will slip in before you. I know it's ask the gals but it just reminded me of a pet peeve of mine.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Apr 2016 20:04

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Topic Have you tried" IT" this way??????
Posted 12 Apr 2016 18:40



you're a bad man...

golden showers aren't my thing. i had an ex ask me to pee on his cock. i refused. not because i thought it was gross, just didn't want it on my sheets. if anything, i'm intrigued by the fetish. i've asked people why they enjoy it, and they can never explain. just one of those things.

I guess he can drink a lot of cheap American beer if he wants it to smell like water. But maybe I don't get the fetish... I would imagine a strong urine smell is more desirable. I don't know.

Also, I tried to pee on my girlfriend's leg in the shower once and she was not amused at all. To say she kink shamed me is an understatement.

Topic Have you tried" IT" this way??????
Posted 12 Apr 2016 17:47

Well call me a slut...but I think I am starting to do it regularly. Today I purposely controlled my pee till I reached home and on the way drank a juice, water , a soda...and after reaching home a cup of tea. After this I decided to take a bath and took the shower. I sat down and let the pee out like a fountain. And let it fall all over my body. It was really horny. Does somwbody know of ways to change the smell of pee..like fruits or something?

Wait... So you took a shower before you peed all over yourself?

And I guess if you eat a bunch of asparagus you can change the smell, flavor or whatever.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 12 Apr 2016 09:03



Surely she is more likely to hand you some Speed?

I really should have used speed instead of coke there. That would have been perfect. I dropped the ball big time.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 23:35



Yes he is...Someone dumped him outside where we live he was starving and eating out the bins.

Kids took a shine to him, I tried hard not to cause I still missed my first cat Bella..she was black and white and so cute.

In the end I couldn't stand it and let him come on he's never left if you even open the door and show him outside, Arnie is like fuck that he wont go outside now...bless him.

Well that was very kind of you. You probably saved his life.

I'm gonna log off now keira. Take care.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 23:22



LOL I know right...sorry kids distracted me asking for toast i pressed return by mistake.

Go look now.

Oh he's a black cat. I had a black cat for 10 years as a kid until I had to move out of my parent's house. I loved him more than anything. I really don't think I could love anything or anyone as much as I did that cat. I got him as a very tiny kitten and would keep him in my pocket haha, that cat had a mind meld with me.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 23:15



Here, Arnie



Is he invisible?

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 23:10



I love cats haven't you seen my Arnie? I posted him on Rachel wall the other day he was abandoned, we took him on he is so sweet.

BUT

Kicking your cat outside... that's not cool like my neighbours do...She yowls all night trying to get inside and I don't blame her its cold here atm.

I don't really look at people's profiles so unfortunately I didn't see Arnie. Give him wet food as often as possible. The dry stuff isn't good for them.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 23:04



It's 7am here now in the UK...Fuckin neighbours cat woke me up yowling at 5am..I would go down and kick it but Rachel would kick my arse lol.

I agree, don't ever hurt cats. They are little angels.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:59



Should you not be asleep?

It's morning here but late in America, no?

PS I agree Point Break was a good film....I'm Still not a Keanu fan tho.



Everyone else is asleep here but I like to stay up later. It's only 11 though, not too late.

Topic Womens' hair length
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:54



No. Not at all...

In fact...

xx SF

Ominous.......

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:53



How would I know?? I told you I just woke up I'm talking SJ.



You're right kiera.

Topic Womens' hair length
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:50



If I'm THE ONLY ONE brave enough to CALL YOU OUT than so be it...

But I say this SERIOUSLY...

I WILL NOT share a site with somebody as ODIOUS as you...

You are a NASTY CUNT!

(I am demonstrably NOT!!!)

I will BURN IT UP here before I continue to share a platform with some so HATEFUL...

xx SF

What does that mean... You will burn it up? Like you're going to light up a joint? That might be good for you. Or do you mean you will burn the site down? haha

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:45

I didn't say you offended me, Jack.


I am not a Keanu fan tbh and only like The Matrix films and I much prefer Morpheus.



I meant offending in general and what made stephanie unleash his wrath upon me.

I was quoting the pop quiz hot shot line from Speed.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:27



You liked that film?? Embarassed

This

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vKQi3bBA1y8

Yes I do like Speed (the movie) and the Matrix, Point Break, John Wick, Bill & Ted, My Own Private Idaho, the Devil's Advocate, A scanner Darkly, the Gift, Dracula, Johnny Mnemonic and Knock Knock.

Keanu is the shit.

But this was the offending post.



Pop quiz hot shot. What if the girl of your dreams said you could only get the pussy if you did a line of coke with her. What if she snorted hers and then handed you the straw and said "do it or you're gay"? What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:19

I am not getting all the Keanu pics, Jack?? (sorry I just woke up I really don't get it?)

If your gonna quote Keanu at least post pics of the only decent films he has ever been in...aka The Matrix.



https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ug2hLQv6WeY

Topic Womens' hair length
Posted 11 Apr 2016 22:04



I've dated ALL TYPES but, as a personal preference, I LIKE long Hair on women!!! (It's GIRLY and I LOVE THAT!!!)

Mind you, my own hair is WAY PAST my shoulders YET AGAIN!!! (See Profile Pics!!!)

That said, I've OFTEN dated girls with shorter hair than mine!!! (Pretty is Pretty!!!)

xx SF

Steph, if no one else changes their forum signature to *MAGICAL FELIX IS A BULLY AND A TROLL!!!* Like you asked them to, I will change mine to it. So you aren't the only one.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 21:40



AND AGAIN!!!

(Why do YOU THINK they DELETE your comments?)

xx SF

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Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 21:27



Oh! (I see SOMEBODY took your SLANDEROUS and OFFENSIVE comment DOWN!!!)

SOMEBODY is NOTICING your Trolling, Bullying ways!!!

*PROGRESS!!!*



xx SF

(Notice THE SMART MONEY is STILL saying "WHY IS THAT C**T STILL ALLOWED TO BE HERE???")

No IDEA, Folks...

No FUCKING idea... (Ain't MY CHOICE...)

Anyone that PERSISTENTLY NASTY deserves LONG GONE in my book...

xx SF



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Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 18:46



Pop Quiz or not- You should not berate J for not taking/doing rec drugs or whatever. It's his choice not to so let's leave it that.

Do you know what berate means? Is J like traumatized because I asked him if he would do a line of coke if a hot chick asked him? Grow up and J should grow up too.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 18:40



Wow just wow. Do you live in the real world? I've seen so many people die from drug overdoses and families torn apart. Do you know what that one hit does to you? Do you have any idea what the family members go through when people are addicted to drugs? I am not saying I am an angel by no means. I've smoked a little pot in the past and if it was easier obtained medically I would again. In the mean time I will continue with my prescribed meds. Next time you want to ask such a dumb question you should think about the integrity of the person your talking to. It is a wonderful thing to say what JC has said. Wish I had been smarter. After seeing and still living with the pain of drug addiction I will never understand these thoughts. Sorry needed to say my piece. My life has been forever altered due to drugs and I will pray that no-one would ever have to go through what I have or seen what I have.

So your answer to the pop quiz is no or?

And yes I do know what that one hit does to you, it gets you high. Duh.

Topic Have you tried" IT" this way??????
Posted 11 Apr 2016 18:28



what can i say, i'm disgusting. :)

But you're immune from jellyfish stings. Always look at the bright side young Rachel.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 17:52



That doesn't EVER happen...

xx SF

(*FFS!*)

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Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 17:48

I hope that was a joke?


No, it was a pop quiz.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 17:46

Idiot... If I cared what you or anyone else thought, I would have been dumb enough to post a question that stupid...

BOOM! The bus blew up hot shot. GAME OVER

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 11 Apr 2016 17:38

Never touched an illegal drug never will.....

Pop quiz hot shot. What if the girl of your dreams said you could only get the pussy if you did a line of coke with her. What if she snorted hers and then handed you the straw and said "do it or you're gay"? What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topic Have you tried" IT" this way??????
Posted 11 Apr 2016 17:06

Well I tried golden shower today....alone...not with a partner. I lied down on the bathroom floor...and peed on myself.



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