Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:28



Give me half an hour and I can depict you licking WellMadeMale's balls.

Very gay. that's a very gay thought. lots of time spent on that.

do it. I double ball dare you.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:24



He has made some very inappropriate remarks about Ivanka and allowed Howard Stern to call her a piece of ass. What father would be complicit in a such a conversation about his daughter? There is a part of him that sees her that way. It is best that he keep his hands off her. Aside from all of the other reasons that he is unfit to be the POTUS, he has lots of issues with women, including his daughter, always viewing them as possibilities for sex. His conversation with Billy Bush is evidence of that and I understand that there are lots more like that which will likely be revealed before this is over.

I feel the same way.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:06



I think Trump wanted to avoid showing a hard on. He's a sick bastard!




A fucking handshake though... Oh hey we are on TV, let me give my daughter a handshake so it's not weird lol.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:04



Your sexual toolbox is already full enough as it is, kitty cat.


https://upload.lushstories.com/283050953-FelixSucker300fast.gif

Dude... that was so fast... And so well done. Gotta give you props. It's a little weird, but still. Very fast.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:00

In the immortal words of Tiny Hands Trump, MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN!

C'mon women, vote for Trump so you can be second class citizens in the new goose stepping Trump regime.



Did you notice him give Ivanka a handshake this time? Weird right? Do you handshake your own daughter after an important event? lol what is that all about.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:40



:-"

you whistle into it?

putting that in my tool box.

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:26

Martha Stewart has always been the tip top. So fine... plus she can make a mean ass brunch. A mean ass goddamn brunch.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/4/28/19/enhanced-buzz-2444-1367190070-0.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/01/article-2286689-1860323B000005DC-765_634x379.jpg

http://www.poppowwow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mg_modelmartha_xl.jpeg

http://static.makers.com/styles/large/s3/Martha-Stewart-As-A-Model.png?itok=nyUKdXBF

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/01/article-2286689-1860322E000005DC-762_634x673.jpg

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/557eee33e4b020deb8e753a9/56e1c4e127d4bd469e86e619/572ba5d086db439f9e7630e3/1462478383597/Martha+Stewart.jpg

That right there... That's a good thing.

https://upload.lushstories.com/748876655-chicken-waffles-detail-070-d111855_sq.jpg

Holy shit what

http://assets.marthastewart.com/styles/wmax-1500/d30/med106942_0311_cov_tomato_soup/med106942_0311_cov_tomato_soup_sq.jpg?itok=aaEYw-Db

Yes Ma'am

https://upload.lushstories.com/1788213352-2014-12-20-06-44-44.jpg

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:25



Reread my statement.

Nevermind, I'll spare you the agony and just restate: if you started in this thread with a joke then don't turn and start getting pissy over the fallout.

I read your dumbass statement more than once. Tomorrow when you read about the debates, which are going on right now, and the term "locker room talk" becomes clear to you, you'll realize what an idiot you are. It's a thread about pubes. I made a joke about pubes. Wow how serious. If you want to actually get serious make a post in a serious thread.

And to be honest, your outrage makes it seem like you do give a flying fuck... over my rockabilly pubes of all things. Pelvis Presley.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:18



Holy fuck? Seriously? binky

You came into the 'Ask the Gals' thread and then made a joke about it as if we all here give a flying fuck about your cock and bush, and now you're trying to be Mr. Pissy Pants over the fall out?

Take your sarcasm meter to the shop for a checkup. I said my pubes were styled in a rockabilly style. What about that screams seriousness? Holy fuck indeed.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 18:14



Wait, this conversation is not based on mutual consent?
Oh dear, I'm so sorry Jack. I hope you'll soon be able to post out of free will again. Good luck!

What you're saying is locker room talk. It's uninvited. And not acceptable. Just because I am man doesn't make it okay.

Topic why am i allowed this freedom????
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:32

This is so fucked up.

Can you imagine? Like if this guy is over say... 20? holy shit.

If he is over 30 then, motherfucker, someone put him on some kind of watch list.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:28



I guess that's a 'yes' then.

I will not entertain your predatory fantasies any further.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:12



With sideburns and all greased up?

"greased"? It's called pomade you ignorant fuck.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:08



Derailing a thread by taking a random on-topic post by someone to bully them for previous bullshit on their part makes no sense. Start another thread if you like, or respond to his bullshit posts, or take it offline. Whatever.

Let's get back to the topic, as Ruthie suggested.

So because that is not what the current debate is about, you give trump a pass for his past comments then?

Sorry about your inability to scroll past a few posts you don't like. I know it's hard. Oh man, once someone posts something I don't like I can't ever go back to a thread. Oh man, such derailment. Such mockery. Wow. What is life. lol

Ironically, your post has nothing to do with the thread + you ignored Ruthie's request... I simply posted at the same time she did.

... and to be honest, ever since Ruthie signed up for this site we have agreed and also disagreed on subjects. The thing is she is a thing called an "adult", and I have always admired her for that.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 16:36



Except for the post you picked to get at him.

Do you know what always means?

If a year from now you picked at me for my bullshit would you be wrong because you started it even though you know my history?

If that is what you believe then trump should be excused for his comments about being able to grab women by the pussy when you are in a position of power because he said it so long ago. Just like Jeff's colorful history, it wasn't now, but it is what he is. Get real.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:50



I'm not belittling you, girlfriend ..... I'm so thankful that Jeff came forward to offer KellyOxford Twitter info!! Too bad that you couldn't read that part of his post. Selective reading, eh??

pft .... I am sure you'll continue to double down ..... kinda like Trump, eh??

Have a great afternoon, girlfriend!

Van

I grab life by the pussy, dude.

Just saying, defend him all you want and act like he is being bullied. Just makes you both look like idiots because that is what he does, bully people.

PS: call me girlfriend all you want. Being called a girl doesn't offend me.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:41



ok, girlfriend, I'm saying it's not ok to be rude to others just cuz you feel it's your god-given right, cuz you think you are so much better than someone else.

I say yay to @Wellmademale for putting KellyOxford out there for others to check out.

Go with Peace, Jack .... go with peace. Who knows, being humble and less of a dick might inspire others to be kinder as well.

Van



But you said it's not okay to belittle others because you feel my opinion isn't better than others yet you are belittling me because it is your opinion that I shouldn't pick on Jeff even though that is exactly what he has always done. belittle people. If he can't handle it, he shouldn't do it himself.

Your turn, bro.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:24



Grow up, Jack.

Who cares if YOU are uncomfortable with someone (a man) giving info on the #notokay trend! Don't be like so many men who belittle others, thinks it is ok to say whatever you want because you feel your opinion is sooooo much better than other's opinion.

On the flip side of this ..... KellyOxford has been trending for all the right reasons ..... FAR MORE females have encountered these situations than you could ever imagine. In my small group of women friends, discussing this .... EVERY one of us 7 women told of that man/boy who touched, kissed, sexually harrassed us! Not one person said "Not me" ... and everyone of us were under the age of 13.

May this discussion help change this into lasting change!

Van

Being embarrassed isn't an opinion. It's a feeling.

But, are you saying it's not okay to say whatever you want? are you saying people should CENSOR THEMSELVES? What say you, sir?

Topic Happy birthday to Nordic_Pixie!!!
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:14

it must be nice to be remembered on your birthday. but then I wouldn't know. no one remembered me. happy 72 birthday to me.

This would make the best joke birthday card ever. With that avatar fully taking up the front of the card. Really.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 14:54

Her twitter has gone nuclear since she heard Trump's casual, matter-of-fact conversation, yesterday...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/women-share-sexual-abuse-stories-after-kelly-oxford-s-call-n662531?cid=sm_tw


https://upload.lushstories.com/1510695845-Torrential.JPG

Grown men talking about what's trending on Twitter makes me so uncomfortable... I see it and I feel so embarrassed for the guy that the skin on my face feels like it's peeling all the way off until I'm reduced to an exposed skull. With only my eyes left, I read the rest and it feels like bleach was poured into them.

Super embarressing. Super fucked up. Grown ass men with Twitter trends. What the fuck.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 14:44

Mine is cut in a rockabilly style. Just putting that out there.

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 09 Oct 2016 13:25

It's time to grab America by the pussy again.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 09 Oct 2016 08:41

Grab her by the pussy.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 08 Oct 2016 04:17

Perhaps I missed something. Can someone enlighten me when Trump has slandered women who had been raped, simply because they'd been raped? Or when did Trump get a rapist of a 13 year old off the hook and then laugh about it because he knew the guy was guilty? Perhaps someone knows how many men Trump got killed because he didn't fulfill his legal responsibility? I know Trump might have some shady business dealings, but when was it that he sold half of America's uranium to Russia? On the other hand, does anyone have any idea which candidate actually promotes women to upper management and pays them equivalently to men? (hint - it's not Hillary!) That's even ignoring completely which candidate totally ignores national security - doesn't even know what 'classified' means. I don't recall, but which candidate intentionally deleted e-mails that had been subpoenaed by Congress - right after they were subpoenaed? I know Trumps 'foundation' has been criticized and probably rightly so, for the few thousand dollars, but how many hundreds of millions did the Clinton foundation take in for Haiti - and actually donated about 5% of it? This list could go on forever. Yes I know Trump is a flawed candidate, a long ways from perfect - but the other candidate is so damn far down the list that she isn't even visible. Undoubtedly the most corrupt individual to ever run for office by a factor of ten! Even Comey the FBI Director pointed out time and time again where she lied to the public and Congress. Yep, I'll take Trumps imperfections any day of the century over Hillary Clinton!

Do you really believe all the cooks, chambermaids, custodial staff, busboys, valets etc in his properties are all legal US citizens? You believe that?

Donald trump is a hypocrite of the highest degree.

Americans can be so fucking stupid, for real. It's scary. It's like anyone with half a brain and one ball can come in and bamboozle this country with nonsense. It's so fucking frightening because strength is in numbers and the fucking morons outnumber everyone else.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 07 Oct 2016 14:13

Puddleduck's dictionary

Standing for the national anthem : A euphemism for unexpected male sexual excitement. Usage: "I was just looking at her bottom and suddenly I was standing for the national anthem".

Leave it up to the police to make up an ugly word like predator when I'm just being a patriot.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:51



About that time i pegged you or about that time i feminized you? or both?

This is highly sexually aggressive. It's not right and I feel uncomfortable.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:02



Your imagination has always been imaginary on your part.



Lol, everytime you take the bait. I'm getting tired of releasing you back. One of these days I'm going to throw you on the BBQ.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 17:58



Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.

This explains a lot.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 00:58



It would never cum (as they say in Texas) to that, since he doesn't want another man's semen on or near his person. Imagine the shit he'd have to take from Twisted Nightmares if that scenario ever played out.



I imagine that a "man" of your age is shooting dust. I think I'd be safe.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 03 Oct 2016 23:31

Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.