Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 27 Oct 2016 12:18



Since you won't be able to purchase alcohol on election day, I'd stock up on some Tanqueray & Schweppes, have some fresh veggies & fruits on hand & call up my main squeeze and spend the day with someone you love to shag.

The hell with voting for anyone at the top of the tickets this year. Get out early of the morning and enjoy selecting your state and local candidates, but let other people assume the blame for Clinton or Trump.

Go home before noon and fuck the pain away.

Your plan is to get drunk, eat a carrot then fuck your couch on Election Day?

Wild.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 26 Oct 2016 20:12

I'm too late for your party, but my brother turned me on to Alice Cooper and this song in particular. It's in my Halloween repertoire.

Alice Cooper, Gail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ekaUCZc1uh8

Party is Saturday! This is a good one, thanks!

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:58

Since you mention "Every Breath You Take", "Moonlight Over Bourbon Street" by Sting. And that leads (by literary inspiration) to "Bloodletting" by Concrete Blonde. And "Love Song for a Vampire" by Annie Lennox.


Also good picks, thanks.

Got a few hours now. Putting some witch house in there to fill it out.

Thanks nerds.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:56

i put a spell on you -nina simone
house of the rising sun -the animals
mary jane's last dance -tom petty and the heartbreakers

Actually, manson's cover of I put a spell on you is perfect. Thank you for reminding me.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:53

The psychobilly genre fits halloween pretty well (cheesy as it may be):
My Daddy Is A Vampire - The Meteors
Dateless Night - Tav Falco And The Panther Burns
Jack On Fire - The Gun Club
Human Fly - The Cramps
Transylvanian Express - Batmobile
Dead (I Want Them When They Are Dead) - Batmobile

Or a bit more mainstream songs about death:
Johnny Remember Me - John Leyton
Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds/Kylie Minogue
Delia's Gone - Johnny Cash
Tom Dooley - The Kingston Trio


Horrible. Don't post here again.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:52

https://www.youtube.com/embed/G5UKq7qUpYU

Queens of the Stone Age: Someone is in the wolf. It's not so much creepy, as it is eerie and atmospheric.

That's good too. Thanks.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 25 Oct 2016 19:52

My goodness, lots of great choices. I would only add:

Strange Brew - Cream

Season of The Witch – Donovan

Haunted House – John Fogerty

Graveyard Train – CCR

I Aint Superstitious -Jeff Beck / Rod Stewart

Ghost Riders In The Sky – Johnny Cash

Spooky – Classics 4

Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon

Frankenstein – Edgar Winter Group

Thriller – Michael Jackson


Thank you, these are some good ones.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 24 Oct 2016 02:00

laughing3 bs

What did she say? I know a woman of her stature doesn't use emojis. What did she really say?

Topic Story behind your avatar
Posted 24 Oct 2016 00:50


I love Pulp Fiction and Mia has an incredible aesthetic and is incredibly quotable.

Need a ride home? I ahve som cocaine.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 24 Oct 2016 00:07

I said "loves" not "lusts for". But I guess that's the same in your twisted mind

Serious question.

Why are you so stupid?

Ask your momma for a hint if you need it.

Topic anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:58

Hang on .. its not a chick! .. *runs away and hides*

You, especially you... should take what you can get, buddy.

Topic 18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:38



You should read my fiancée's story: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/busty-bianca.aspx

It's a good laugh.

#shamelessplug Embarassed

Can you tell me the secret to calling my... what's the right word... My End Boss' interests a laugh?

Seriously.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:32

Modestly speaking. I could run a country better than any of you could ever dream.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:30

No, that's because she loves little kids....

Call the police.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 23 Oct 2016 22:27

Hey There Little Schoolgirl - Jonny Lang
Voodoo Chile - Jimi Hendrix
Sympathy For The Devil - Stones

Perfect! Adding all three. Thanks, bud.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 23 Oct 2016 21:13



Lol... I would like to think I'm not Drumpf... :)

You could always grab her by the butthole but that is some next level shit.

Topic Seeking Spooky/scary/creepy/halloween party song recommendations
Posted 23 Oct 2016 21:05

I am having a halloween party and a have a good amount of music already but I want to make sure I have enough because I am sure it is going to go into the witching hour and I don't want to fiddle with the sound.

I am looking for music like hurdy gurdy man, looking for the magic, living dead girl, every breath you take, I bleed, raining blood, little red riding hood, god is dead, her black wings, red right hand. <---Stuff like that.

NOT... monster mash, time warp, thriller or cheesy shit like that.

Thanks Lushies.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 23 Oct 2016 20:52



No, I mean the pepper spray.

You don't want to wear a gas mask if a girl squirts on ya. Make the most of it; you should be privileged to have a girl squirt on ya.

gross

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 23 Oct 2016 20:50



Oh, the worse part is that nothing that I've experienced (sexually, at least) is in the least bit unique or particularly disturbing. That's my point, if you talk about 'rape culture' and then ask all men if they've ever been inappropriately touched, or pressured into having sex, then I'm sure that somewhere close to an equal percentage of hands get raised as when you ask the women.

When we are having these conversations, it's going to be counter productive turning this into a man vs woman thing because if you do then you'll just get the backs up of men (and, it's not actually reflective of what is actually happening). When Sprite asked all men to think about themselves, it was quite suggestive that all men are part of the problem, and all women are victims. The truth is that both men and women are victims of this type of behaviour, and both men and women are perpetrates. In fact, I'm betting there are a lot of men and women who fall into both categories of both victim and perpetrator (at different times, of course)

If you want to change the culture of sex in society, then telling all men that they are the problem isn't going to get anyone very far.

Some chick broke my window earlier this year because I pretended I didn't have a cell phone to not give her my number. Of course I could have come up with a better excuse and probably not pulled it out to text 30 minutes later... but still. She Broke my fucking window. I have a hookup so it was only 100 bucks but that would have been a 450 dollar job on my car otherwise. I know it was her because she alluded to it after I refused. So ridiculous. I'm telling you. shit goes both ways no matter how much the most deluded SJW's pretend it doesn't.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 23 Oct 2016 20:44

=d> You're so clever...

That's why she likes me, son.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 23 Oct 2016 20:42



That, and you also give mixed messages ;)

I said thick skin and you can't even come up with a good joke. Pathetic.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 17 Oct 2016 03:09



Wear a gas mask. You'll still get sprayed, but it won't have any adverse effects.

Probably best to ask Trump, though. I bet he knows all the tricks in the book.

Like a squirter? Or what are you talking about?

Topic Favorite girl on Lush?
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:36

Analheart01.

Self explanatory.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:35

Great choice! Where do I register to vote for them?

At your mom's house.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:28



Sure that's just envy, right?

https://upload.lushstories.com/1866439090-588285244-batfap.gif

And seriously, this is my avatar which represents me really creepily giffed up to make it look like I'm being jerked off by creeps on here. Would this be cool if it was done to a well known avatar representing a woman here? Or anyone else really? It's disturbing. This shit would make anyone uncomfortable if it was done to them. I of course have thick skin, (and more important shit to think about) but it's still fucked up.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:20



Oh, the worse part is that nothing that I've experienced (sexually, at least) is in the least bit unique or particularly disturbing. That's my point, if you talk about 'rape culture' and then ask all men if they've ever been inappropriately touched, or pressured into having sex, then I'm sure that somewhere close to an equal percentage of hands get raised as when you ask the women.

When we are having these conversations, it's going to be counter productive turning this into a man vs woman thing because if you do then you'll just get the backs up of men (and, it's not actually reflective of what is actually happening). When Sprite asked all men to think about themselves, it was quite suggestive that all men are part of the problem, and all women are victims. The truth is that both men and women are victims of this type of behaviour, and both men and women are perpetrates. In fact, I'm betting there are a lot of men and women who fall into both categories of both victim and perpetrator (at different times, of course)

If you want to change the culture of sex in society, then telling all men that they are the problem isn't going to get anyone very far.

Very very true words.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:12



You're not making any sense. It says, if you support a HATER, you're not religious.

There's a difference between supporting hate AND religiously motivated HATE.

We're talking about two different concepts.

You're a slow adult.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:05

If you reply to someone's comment on your story and they reply back... you can't reply back. It just ends and that's it. That's a little weird, especially if you're asked a question or praised. You'd want to answer or say thank you or whatever. Just kinda strange that it's capped.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 17 Oct 2016 01:52



then i would like to issue a sincere and heartfelt apology and assure you that it won't happen again, Jack. I'm sorry.

You know apologies aren't my thing.

and don't censor yourself either; that's even less my thing.

Love you though rach, because you speak your mind like I do. That is my thing. No matter what we disagree on.