Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 25 Mar 2017 00:39

Don't worry, we won't underestimate you.

Dang, patoki dangerfield over here.

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 23:47

The thing about cliches is that using them in a new, fresh or reinventive way is pretty skillful and interesting. It takes some real talent to make cliches put a smile on your face as you're reading/watching/listening.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 24 Mar 2017 23:37


Sprite 9874. MF 666

Roasted... damn, that hurts.

Trinket plus nymphwriter. The new power couple.

Never underestimate retard strength.


Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:23

*nods* i figured you could handle it, son. listen, i appreciate you're trying to improve me, but let's be honest here. none of these trump vs anti-trump threads are going to change minds, no matter how informative, how well researched, or how well written. it's just people blowing off steam and getting stuff off their chests. if i thought i had a real chance to change one person's opinion i might put some actual effort into it, but for me, it's just a pressure valve, sort of my way of simply giving the man the finger.

Well I can... but it just seems like you're making light of another member's emotional distress after I called them a dog turd.

And oh okay. Since you are saying that your posts aren't to be taken seriously because you're not trying to make them coherent, reasonable or informative then yes, I am the foolish one for even having read them and responding. You got me there.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:10

you're a dog turd.

Being called a dog turd tends to send some members into an emotional downward spiral you know.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:00

i am. i mean, my intellect is but a pea compared to your vast knowledge of all things. i mean, look at all the strikes i have against me. i'm a girl, i'm blonde, i'm childish, i'm a liberal. probably a lot of other strikes against me especially when compared to such a superior intellect as yours. i think, in deference to you, i shall no longer post and share my opinion so as not to embarrass myself in front of such a god like creature as yourself. thanks for pointing out my faults! you're a real mensch.

Why are you saying "I'm a girl, I'm blonde" as if it that was attacked? I made no mention of that. You not being able to coherently and reasonably express your dismay with Trump has nothing to do with you being blonde or female... You brought that up, not me. That's why when people like you figurehead the liberal point of view it makes it lose credibility. It's like when conservatives say that Obama isn't an american citizen and that he secretly faces Mecca to pray. You just can't take them seriously when they go off like that.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:34

*nods* we are all idiots.

It really is an idiotic thing to be bring attention to if you are going to say things like that. Makes you seem just as ignorant about the subject as trump is. It's like you didn't put much thought into it before getting fired up. It's what makes the liberal point of view lose credibility, with the childish 45 thing and the fundamental misunderstanding of what you're even talking about. Just makes both points of view seem sorta idiotic. It doesn't come off as reasonable.

Topic Competition Top 10 Badge
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:18

I was in the top 30 once. Wheres my badge

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:16

he uses his time to tell NFL owners not to draft Cap.


Everyone is an idiot.

Topic date, fuck buddies or pass?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 02:32

Second knuckle. repeatedly.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 02:09

When you get a black box message from someone and you click on their name, it should just take you directly to the last thing you said and they said. Like, it should take you to your active conversation. When you click on a person in a black box, it's useless that it sends you to their profile since if you're black boxing you already know who they are... so like if it sent you to your conversation it would be way better. I may have a shit memory for this sort of thing, but I'm sure many others do too. If I could click on the black box and it would send me to a page with the last few messages it would be infinitely more useful than just a link to their profile.

Topic BCAA's?
Posted 22 Mar 2017 23:32

BCAA's people. If you wanna measure dicks, start a new thread or take it to PMs...or Skype.

Carry on.

Aww, good save.

Topic Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted 21 Mar 2017 04:31

I find it funny the responses my post has received...

Is it because your posts are usually ignored?

Topic Do you like having sex with married men because they're married ?
Posted 21 Mar 2017 03:43

I have been with two married women in my life, neither of whom was MY wife. The primary reason they cheated on their husbands was that the husbands just plain ignored them, took them for granted and treated them like second class maid service with a periodic fuck on the side that did nothing for the wife. Yes I enjoyed taking them and it was so easy. I just showed a little affection, was interested in what they had to say and gave them some awesome sex with plenty of orgasms.
I wish I could still perform like that, I keep running into so many women in just that situation. I could literally be having sex with a different wife every day.
Guys up your game. Pay her some attention, and mean it. You loved her once, may even think you still do! So SHOW her you do, or lose her to someone like me who WILL take her.

Shit... This Sam is a goddamn mustachioed fuck warrior.

Topic Approaching the Topic of Going Further w/ BF
Posted 20 Mar 2017 02:57

Wow, that sucks... My advice would be to look for a dude that's not such a fucking pussy. Two months? lol

Topic Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted 20 Mar 2017 02:20

I think it's funny and a really sarcastic take on your calling me 'the biggest bully on The Forum'.

For real. You're super fucking annoying. Like, really really... really annoying. But you're no bully.

Topic Boobs too big?
Posted 18 Mar 2017 02:59

If seduction is how you scare people, then who am I to stop you?

I'd be disappointed if you didn't try... It's more fun when you don't have permission. Everyone knows that.

Topic Boobs too big?
Posted 18 Mar 2017 02:10

Good, you can join me when I go to scare the village inhabitants. We ride at dusk!

You mean seduce the village inhabitants.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 18 Mar 2017 01:44

i simply told him that i was done putting myself on the line for him every time he did something that got him into hot water, as i have in the past. if that seems like a threat to him, than perhaps he should be careful about calling other people thin-skinned snowflakes. number of people i have suspended or deleted because i have had personal issues with them to date: zero.

also - definition time.

PM: Private Message.
member sharing contents of private messages in a public forum: Douchebag

Who you talking to? You're Truman showing out on me.

And c'mon now. PM's are a misnomer. I'm sure it doesn't take much to read my PMs if someone really wanted to. Like if they really wanted to see what you said.

You've revealed more about your pm than I did in this post btw. Sure you said what you posted... you said more too. Posting this in the forum doesn't change what you implied in my inbox. So maybe you're the douchebag.

Also, i probably have called someone a thin skinned snowflake.. but I'd still like to be quoted as doing so and in context if I actually did. My memory is more fuzzy than yours.

Topic Loudmouthed Liberalism Is Losing
Posted 18 Mar 2017 01:31

And you've always reminded me of an attention seeking dachshund. I bet you are well into the pink side of the chart too.

Why you gotta be like that? I give you a compliment. I spice you up.. and then you go and be rude. Why? What's wrong with you?

Topic Boobs too big?
Posted 18 Mar 2017 01:28

Do you look like a wimpy vampire or one of those sexually aggressive "I'll fuck you up," vampires? Because I kinda dig that. Also, nice to meet you, fellow dark featured yet pale person.

I'm absolutely frightening.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:59

We both know I've fluffed your tickler before.

I'm asking for seconds.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:51

See, I missed the boat. And now I can't have my Magical-Sprite experience. I'll tell my wife tonight. I told her not to get her hopes up.

Read this... Honestly, I think it's pretty good. Even the parts I didn't write.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:41

I'm in love with both Sprite and Felix.

This is my confession. I know I can't have either, what with me being married, and at least one of them being married. Also, they live nowhere near me. Plus, I'm ugly, so I wouldn't have a chance.


At one time we would have both agreed to a threesome. Your spouse could have watched.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:39

You're boring me. Time to move on.

Congrats trinket, you got my attention once again and you have made me laugh. That's what you wanted right? I laughed. Imagine me patting you on your dumb little head in appreciation. Be satisfied.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:28

You're an idiot. I never said that at all now run along and play, little man.

You did though... It was so funny. You said you were going to get the authorities involved because making fun of people was illegal or some shit. It was fucking hilarious.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:22

Thank you for validating what I previously posted, you poor, pathetic, attention starved troll.

No really, remember when you said you were going to get the Australian high courts involved in your lush butthurt? That was so damn funny. You warned everyone that they were gonna be sorry for messing with you because the Australian government was going to get involved........ Then nothing happened. lol

You're a crazy person.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:15

Nobody wants to listen to your bullshit on these forums ANYMORE! Yeah we all know you think everyone else is a loser but who is it that keeps ending up in arguments EVERY thread they post in? It's not actually any of YOUR business what anyone Is turning this place into.

You've come into these threads for years and said anything you like to anyone you like and had a huge laugh over it. now the tables have turned and you turn into a crybaby. WE DONT WANT TO HEAR IT! FOR GODS SAKES shut your mouth and leave people alone!

Use the "contact us" link.

Trinket.. please. Don't make me laugh. I am having a serious exchange with sprite right now. Don't inject yourself into something that doesn't concern you. Didn't you scream about involving the high courts of your country to seriously prosecute "lush trolls"? lol... You have the credibility of a dog turd.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 05:50

Excuse your french. And I don't eat rich desserts so you'd have to tell me.

You're asking me to whisper in your ear about one of the most delicious things known to the human palate. If I didn't know better I wouldn't be fluffing up my tickler right now.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 02:56

Custard. I have no clue why people eat it.

Do you consider creme brulee a "custard"?