Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 10 Aug 2016 01:51



Well those phrases tripped off your tongue a little too easily.
Especially the one about the wig.

I was gettin' a taco 'cross the street an' I seen dat ho walk out the wig shop aiiight.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 19:05



It was only a matter of time before you'd chime in.

Hope all is well Jack.

Oh relax. It's not like I am making fun of your love for Michael Bublé again. Just saying, it's weavindreams... you can do better than making fun of his typing.

Topic How to make a lady orgasm while licking her...please share your thoughts here.
Posted 09 Aug 2016 17:09



How did that work for you?

I am not grandstanding at all. More like having a debate and asking you about your posts which you haven't addressed.

That's all.

Of the many things you can make fun of weavindreams for you chose to focus on a typo... I mean come on, you say you're a wise ass but I have yet to see any evidence of this.

This is just a straight up tard fight.

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 09 Aug 2016 17:06



radical.

#triggered

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 09 Aug 2016 16:11



Not sure if that's a Scots thing but I work with two people from the same town who use those (I seen and I done). Thought it was maybe a central Ontario (Canada) thing.

That's pretty common in California too.

"I done seen that bitch at the wig shop."

"I seen that movie already."

"I done that ho wrong." Followed by "I should take her to get her nails did."

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 09 Aug 2016 11:42

When I drink a little too much I get drunk and drank mixed up.

Topic Why even have a scoring function for stories?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 22:49

If you don't want anyone to score your story, then don't allow any readers to vote. Simple as that.

That is not what they said at all... How do you get it so wrong? Your reading comprehension is so bizarre.

Sprite's right about the issues of other sites. They tend to get a higher percentage of trolls and people who will trash your score for basically no better reason than because they can.


Good Lord... That's actually the problem here, bozo. On lush anything that is not a 5 or any kind of comment that is not total praise is considered "trolling". In no way do you get actual useful feedback on lush. Someone can fall asleep on a keyboard and call the resulting gibberish a poem or flash erotica and a bunch of people will act like that author is Shakespeare reincarnated. Last time I left a realistic comment on a story that author blocked me within the hour. (and let me know they did so because I am a troll) Like, it was a legitimate comment saying I scored the story a 4 and I talked about areas of improvement in a serious way but that was considered trolling.

Topic Why even have a scoring function for stories?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 22:39



She has an outstanding toy collection. Shhh

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages/e3d4ea4b-15f9-49bf-9944-d09d69add9aa.jpg._CB335108445__SR300,300_.jpg

Topic Anals
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:46



Maybe some of the sexual partners had two anus's, therefore creating the need to pluralize?

Your avatar goes down in the anals of lush history as the most unintentionally funny on the site.

Topic Anals
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:34

This is a very wild question and thread title. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Wilson.

Topic Why even have a scoring function for stories?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:31



see, the thing is, you're not even worth the effort of a decent comeback, foo.

You might as well say that you're taking your toys and going home. What a chump..

Topic Why even have a scoring function for stories?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:24



*slaps the annoying buzzing gnat out of the air with a rolled up newspaper* oops, sorry Jack. did that hurt?

I dare you to post that weak ass comeback on another site. It would get thumbed down faster than you can delete your account out of embarrassment.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:21



suntan lotion and extra socks.

Sounds kinda...kinky.

Topic Why even have a scoring function for stories?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 16:20

sure, but i've seen sites that go the opposite way, low scores, abusive comments, that tend to drive authors away

No wonder you don't post on other sites OoOOOoOOooooOOHhHhhhHHH! Want some aloe for that burn, honey?

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 Aug 2016 15:38

If I get one more notification in my timeline that someone has unfollowed me I am going to march my happy ass right down to the Lush Headquarters in fucking Scottsdale Arizona and demand satisfaction.

Topic Story Feedback
Posted 08 Aug 2016 15:33

Un-classy nudes in my inbox will do.

Topic Who do you think is actually a guy although the profile says female?
Posted 23 Jul 2016 15:47

I think I have found some guys deliberately put female in their profile by simply chatting with them.

You must be some kind of super detective. Move over Batman, David has arrived.

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 23 Jul 2016 14:35



i could kill you with my thumb, you know.

Why, was it in youre but or some thing?

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 23 Jul 2016 14:32


now not know. feel not feal. you're not your.

Go a way, your annoying! Their, I said it.

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 23 Jul 2016 13:36



non-copyrighted

know I feal stupid as fuck. I hope your happy.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 20 Jul 2016 09:12



First off, don't use your response to me to engage with Magical_Felix, it just makes you look like a coward and feeds his ego. If you have something to say to him... then fucking say it to him ... not to me. It's never too late to reply to anyone. However, I gave you fair warning dude.

Next, a Wikipedia article on copyright? Really?! Did you read what I said? I said you were repeating things almost to the point of plagiarism. Nothing about copyright. Please, don't send links to articles I won't read.

As for you not wanting to share "private information"... are you serious? That's your excuse for failing to answer a question. It's not like I asked you for your name, address, social security number, birth date, bank account number, etc. I asked you what country you came from. Considering the size of most countries, that's not asking for a whole hell of a lot of information. You choose to post on public forum then cry foul about your privacy. Truly you're a hypocrite.

And I don't need to know what country you're from to know you're an idiot. You are the one who has been using stereotypes... not me.

So stop talking about "your country" if you're not going to tell anyone where you're from. Stop using me to make useless attacks at Magical_Felix. If you don't have the balls to stand up to him yourself, that's your problem... not mine. I shut the door on him a long time ago and walked away. I don't care what he thinks about me or says. And honestly, I now feel the same way about you as well.

Oh my god haha

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 15:03




As for what Magical_Felix posted, I, trully, don't care. I choose not to reply to his post for two reasons: 1. I've saw too late his reply. 2. I was too lazy to make a double post as I was using a tablet.



Nymph is just trying to make you feel foolish for responding to my post. It's a normal thing to respond to posts on a message board. Sure it was insulting but this thread is insulting in that it suggests the US is the world's laughing stock when nothing could be further from the truth.

But... Let's just say Nymph is right and it is foolish to respond to me when I post in the manner I posted to you... Nymph isn't someone who should talk. It took her over a year to realize that I would deliberately post in a way to fire her all up and watch her explode then laugh. I mean, the shit I would say was true... But you know, the truth can be embarrassing. You shouldn't take her nonsense seriously. The only reason she can even control herself now is because she supposedly has me blocked (she reads my posts anyway, let's get real) but if she does directly respond now she will look doubly foolish because she is supposedly using the block. That's why she always goes out of her way to say she inadvertently read my posts. Makes her look dumb and dishonest every time. If it weren't for the block feature she begged and begged for she would still be responding so don't take her judgment to heart. But yeah, she uses the "block" because she has to because she was so annoying about it and now I can say whatever I want to her and she can't defend her points. She played herself pretty much.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 11:40

Look, whoever the president is doesn't really matter. What matters, actually what should worry you, is gerrymandering. That's why nothing ever really gets accomplished.

Because of shady gerrymandering practices one party can win more house seats even though they don't win the popular election. In states like Pennsylvania the democrats can win over 50% of the popular vote but get only 5 out of 18 seats. It's ridiculous. Republicans are the monitory of the population but have a majority of the seats because of some "creative" manipulation of district lines.

Probably should have posted this in the trump thread or whatever but it's all the same. All these political threads are all about the same shit.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 19 Jul 2016 09:08

uh huh
https://upload.lushstories.com/963684914-democrats-democrats-kkk-racist-political-poster-1278101943.jpg
https://upload.lushstories.com/567452619-Illegal-not-a-race-a-crime.png

https://upload.lushstories.com/1875624103-Untitled2-300x225.png
https://upload.lushstories.com/2000995666-LiberalL-24.jpg

As I wonder who it was that "incited" that poor misunderstood guy in Brussels behind the wheel of that truck...

Do you and barbilicious realize that this isn't the picture thread part of the forum? For fuck's sake... its bad enough with barbilicious who is clearly incapable of forming a thought of her own but now you too? You're posting on the level of someone who may possibly be mentally handicapped. Try and post a thought of your own. Your stupidity is more entertaining that way. Posting other's stupidity isn't funny or amusing or anything. It's just stupid.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 19 Jul 2016 09:00

If Melania Trump were a member of Lush, I'd suspend her account for plagiarism. angry7

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5NI1UNNCuAY?rel=0

This is all starting to crossover into the surreal now. Like some Spanish absurdist political comedy from the 70s.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 16 Jul 2016 16:42

At least four countries have issued travel warnings to its citizens of the dangers they may face traveling in the United States: The Bahamas, The United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, and New Zealand.

Let's face it. We've descended to the status of a dangerous third world country in the eyes of other nations.

Who cares... Do you care that I think it's beyond weird that you photoshop your head on other people's bodies? No, you don't.

As much as I think this country has a lot of problems (just like every other country) It is far from being a "dangerous" country to visit. I do not care what the Bahamas thinks of us. Seriously, the Bahamas... Issuing warnings when a lot of those islands are dangerous as fuck. Get real. Oh no, the governments of NZ, Bahrain, and the Emirates think America is too dangerous to visit because of the police. That makes so much sense, what are we going to do? Holy shit without their tourism money we might as well just all kill ourselves. Fucking Bahrain.. please. You're probably more likely to die from food poisoning or get hit by a car on the lawless roads over there than getting brutalized by a cop here while on vacation.

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 14 Jul 2016 20:12

https://upload.lushstories.com/2015050100-14_worst_movie_posters_ever_5.jpg

Obviously you didn't watch that movie because it's fucking awesome. Hard boiled is John woo and chow yun fat's fucking magnum opus.

Look, art is subjective. I get that.


But... YOURE WRONG

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 14 Jul 2016 19:41

I lol'ed

Topic Would you Marry, Bang (Fuck), Friend or Pass the Person Above You?
Posted 14 Jul 2016 19:38

B A N G

Bang but with a reach around because I'm a gentleman and a squire.

Topic Not recieving online messages (black boxes) or notifications of any type
Posted 14 Jul 2016 19:24

ok this issue was effecting Chrome on Android. i've just uploaded a patch, let me know how it goes.

2 > 1 > 0 right Buz?

Dude, the shit you do sounds like such a pain in the ass...

I don't say nice things often. But, good job; good job keeping the site running. Sounds like a lot of work. Sounds like a fucking NIGHTMARE. But you get it done. Good job dude.