Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Best Vietnam War Movie?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 23:20

I've seen the videos
1) Full Metal Jacket
2) Platoon
3) Coming Home
4) Apocalypse Now...spelled correctly,
but sorry, I haven't seen good one.

Nothing good comes from that kind of thing I think.

Since most here at Lush are from other countries?

It's not so important maybe?

I wish I could see this guy's setup. Like his creepy little dungeon. Him at his job. Like I want to really see what makes him tick. It would be fascinating. I'd go so far as to say I want to make a documentary on this dude ivanka.

Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 23:10

Get a personal trainer you would totally fuck. It's extremely effective.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 30 Nov 2017 21:51

There have been decades of such abuse of girls and women of all ages in the workplace, schools, universities, sports and every other environment. Men have felt entitled to behave this way and women, until recent years, were obliged to put up with it. Complaints were not received and dealt with fairly if they were dealt with at all. More often than not, it was the woman who had to put up with this or leave because power was in the hands of men. It is of course much, much worse when a man takes advantage of teenagers. The only good thing to come of all of these abuse and assault stories is that we are now talking about it and how to stop it. Corporations, universities and other organizations will have to address the issue and make sure that they have policies and procedures to deal with complaints fairly. And men who have not evolved beyond the 1950s with regard to women will have to learn that this is unacceptable and suffer the consequences of their actions be it loss of position, reputation, awards of damages, or, if the allegations proved are serious enough, criminal charges.

What always makes me wonder is that men have mothers, sisters, wives, daughters and other female relatives and friends. Would they want another man to treat them this way? Of course not. I hope that we don't become jaded to this but fear you may be right.

Each passing week... a new story... fucking sad dude. I'm telling you, this is going to keep going and going. So much damn dirt under that rug that has been lifted.

Topic One year anniversary of Trump
Posted 30 Nov 2017 21:47

You're blaming Trump for how rude US citizens are? Grown adults can't mind their manners?

She means that trump is empowering certain types of Americans. How does that go over your head?

Topic Apprehensive about getting a dog from Argentina
Posted 30 Nov 2017 14:50

Why does this sound like a coded message?

“All clear to smuggle 8 German descendant hookers through the mountains now.”

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 27 Nov 2017 15:09

One would hope you're not ready to hang the man based on what he may have written in a high school yearbook as much as 40 years ago.

Unless, of course, you saw him do it and are willing to say so under oath in a court of law.


You know what’s funny? I’m 100% sure you were the type calling for Bill Clinton’s impeachment but you didn’t see him put his dick in Monica’s mouth or jizz on her dress.

You’re quite transparent. I know exactly what your stance will be on any issue because you’re a brainwashed simpleton.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:25

You may as well ask him to stop breathing.

There's an old parable about a frog and a scorpion that comes to mind.

Did a Scorpio shove it in your ass before? Makes sense.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:19

1. Cameron Todd Willingham—In 1992, Willingham was convicted of arson murder in Texas. He was believed to have intentionally set a fire that killed his three kids. In 2004, he was put to death. Unfortunately, the Texas Forensic Science Commission later found that the evidence was misinterpreted, and they concluded that none of the evidence used against Willingham was valid. As it turns out, the fire really was accidental.

2. Ruben Cantu—Cantu was 17 at the time the crime he was alleged of committing took place. Cantu was convicted of capital murder, and in 1993, the Texas teen was executed. About 12 years after his death, investigations show that Cantu likely didn’t commit the murder. The lone eyewitness recanted his testimony, and Cantu’s co-defendant later admitted he allowed his friend to be falsely accused. He says Cantu wasn’t even there the night of the murder.

3. Larry Griffin—Griffin was put to death in 1995 for the 1981 murder of Quintin Moss, a Missouri drug dealer. Griffin always maintained his innocence, and now, evidence seems to indicate he was telling the truth. The first police officer on the scene now says the eyewitness account was false, even though the officer supported the claims during the trial. Another eyewitness who was wounded during the attack was never contacted during the trial, and he says Griffin wasn’t present at the crime scene that night.

4. Carlos DeLuna—In 1989, DeLuna was executed for the stabbing of a Texas convenience store clerk. Almost 20 years later, Chicago Tribune uncovered evidence that shows DeLuna was likely innocent. The evidence showed that Carlos Hernandez, a man who even confessed to the murder many times, actually did the crime.

5. David Wayne Spence—Spence was put to death in 1997 for the murder of three teenagers in Texas. He was supposedly hired by a convenience store clerk to kill someone else, but he allegedly killed the wrong people by mistake.The supervising police lieutenant said “I do not think David Spence committed this crime.” The lead homicide detective agreed, saying “My opinion is that David Spence was innocent. Nothing from the investigation ever led us to any evidence that he was involved.”

Perfect, just like the old days when I used to rely on my friends to do my homework. Thank you.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:18

For your homework assignment, bring us an example of an innocent person who was convicted, sentenced and either jailed or executed.

My point is that it cuts both ways. A significant number of people on here are ready to hang Judge Roy Moore on the basis of accusations alone.


We don't got no evidence.

We don't got to cho' you no steenkin' evidence!

What about the high schooler’s notebook he signed calling her sweet and pretty and all that shit. What grown ass man is writing that kind of shit in a kid’s note book UNLESS HES TRYING TO FUCK THEM.

Shut up

Topic Upcoming Site Changes
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:57

Oh my god this is the funniest shit I ever read! I laughed so hard milk came out my dick.

Topic Dissocial Personality Disorder v Trolling
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:15

I think trolls know exactly what they're doing and don't care. They're just doing what they do best, which is to live vicariously through others, because they have no life of their own.

That’s why I try to live vicariously through IAMLOVE. I heard stupidity is bliss. Is that the saying? Can’t remember. You know what I mean though.

Topic Dissocial Personality Disorder v Trolling
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:06

I know when I'm not wanted.

Are you sure? What about when you were so cruelly stripped of your moderator status? Seems like a pretty clear message. Just kidding don’t get all fired up.

b) retire to the real reason I came here - write and perfect my craft for my hundreds* of admirers


Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 16:35

You are nothing just a pebble in my shoe. Innocent until proven guilty! Until something sticks to the claims against Roy Moore I will not choose a side!
In 2015 one of the Blackhawk players was accused of rape in his home town of Buffalo. I did not want to believe he did that because he is a great player on the ice. Guess what stupid "I write before I think ass-tard"? He was found INNOCENT! The chick and her mom lied they set him up!!
Proving all the claims can possibly just possibly MIGHT NOT BE TRUE! Why don't you stop trying to be the bully of lush and start acting like a sub-human I'm guessing human would be to much of a stretch for a ass-tard like you! Oh have a good day

Wasn’t OJ found innocent too? That doesn’t really mean anything when it comes to what actually happened.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:54

"Mr. President, is an accused child molester better than a Democrat?"

What the fuck is going on in U.S. politics... angry7

"don't need someone soft on crime."

Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:41

The companies with the best bribers win again. WHAT ELSE IS NEW

Topic One year anniversary of Trump
Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:07

What do you know, this loud mouthed cop is the first republican who actually created some jobs.

And like those UCLA basketball players , I can show appreciation too. Thanks Prez!

I post on redbubble... wouldn't it be funny if you've actually purchased one of my designs on a hemorrhoid donut or something.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 18 Nov 2017 00:37

i dont even look. im like fuck that. lookin is for straight up punk btches

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 17 Nov 2017 20:22

And you rush to the forefront to provide your example of incomprehension.

I've claimed to have watched the first Super Bowl football game, and the first Moon landing. A forty year old man won't remember either of those, any more than I'd remember watching JFK's assassination.

Apple computers do suck. They are built for people who wish to over-spend for convenience and bling, while claiming it's also for premium equipment. Modern PCs and modern apple computers are built of the same innards, there is nothing special about either type of device. Except working on one (on your own) voids all warranties and the initial cost is usually twice or more than that of the PC.

Aren't you also a hybrid, by your own admission?

I do like it around here - better, when you're on hiatus, ya middle aged wanker. You were gone so long this most recent spell - I thought you'd gotten run over in one of your fields by a vegetable harvesting machine or you were vacationing somewhere so exclusive they couldn't even pump internet to the location. I am not sure about site suspension time limits and all. There's one week, 2 weeks and 4 weeks...but six or seven?

That'd have to be a record even for you.

Next time - stay gone.

Dude... I’m agreeing with you, just trying to be like, dude the old fella has some valid points and then you act all ugly towards me bringing up how I was suspended for 8 weeks this time. What the heck? I did my time.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:28

So, Magical_Moron, I can't put it any simpler than that. If you still want to insist you're right, you're just going to look like an idiot.

I was right. And you did it again in this post.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:23

We should have know when we walked into Murder on the Orient Express that it was going to suck when the entire audience was over 65.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:19

It is no fault of your own that some people have comprehension difficulties.


It's not your fault no one comprehended your alien hybrid, apple computers suck, I'm really only 40 years old rants.

You can lead a donkey to water and all that.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:16

The really sad thing is that sexual predator stories are going to become an every week thing to the point of making people numb just like mass shooting stores. It's not shocking, surprising or unexpected anymore. Just another day.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:01

Having given this matter consideration, I don't really want to have more than one badge with the word, "Omnium" in it.

How about, on top of the existing Ominium badge (translation from Latin, meaning "All") we add a badge for authors published in 80%+ of our categories? That way, you can leave out any categories you don't wish to write in.

There are 51 categories at present.

If we introduce a new badge, what should we call it?

"Naughty 40" - published in 40+ categories.

"Eager Beaver"



Any suggestions?

Best of the restomnium badge.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:52

Okay, goodnight, get inspired. Be more interesting than those incest writers. Don't get threatened by them.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:42

Well, that was fun. d'oh!

Are you asking me to stop? Hoping I stop? I mean If I were you and you were making me look real dumb I'd have fun with it. I wouldn't be hoping it stops... But that's just me, maybe I'm just a sadist.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:35

Nice try little man.

I mean ok, if you say so. Doesn't change the fact that everybody is offended by different things. You're obviously offended by what I say to you, someone else might think it's funny. Someone might think I'm picking on you or someone else might think you just verbally bested me. Just saying, you or anyone else isn't a reliable judge of what's unsavory. Especially you.... but you know what I mean.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:28

Just because you say it, doesn't make it true. I wasn't talking about the victims. How many times would I have to say it before you understood?

I understood it the first, second, third, fourth time you brought up the victims taking money or staying quiet which led to enabling the villain of the story. You imply that the villain wouldn't be able to do evil if the victims didn't allow him to do so by taking money to keep quiet. You're saying that the victims enabled him. You're focusing on the prey and not the predator. You're saying that the bunny that was eaten by a wolf should have had a bigger teeth to stop the wolf. Get the fuck out trinknut.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:20

I have a couple of suggestions.

The first, put Incest in the vault. A genre that rabidly popular and written with Lush’s usual quality would surly help sell memberships. (Other unsavory genres could be placed there too, but enough of that)

Second. PLEASE don’t allow incest stories to take up space but the top ten stories of the last month. I don’t think many of us want to see How I Screwed My Daddy as the top five stories all the time.

Right. Peace out.

Some people consider adultery/cheating, anal, oral, teen etc unsavory too.

Seriously, you sound real threatened. If a simple "I fucked my Daddy" title gets more attention than your perfect syntax and classical themes in a fuck story
(lol) I suggest you get gud scrub.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:15

I had a story posted that had an incest tag but not in the category that I hid when the whole incest thing went down, I just tried to unhide it and it just sent me to an error page. It was in the anal category and not incest. It's just an old story according to the system. I actually hid it so my votes and comments wouldn't be deleted after a mod was like, I'm gonna delete it, all gung ho n shit. So like should I resubmit it as new or what?

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:04

If you had a clue you would've seen that's not what I said. I DIDN'T IMPLY anything. I also didn't say "they allowed it to continue by taking money". YOU DID! I DIDNT say money was more important than their integrity. I said I wouldn't have touched it. Two completely different things. Lastly I wasn't talking about the victims. Please read what I quoted of Simmer's. I was talking about the people who knew OTHER than the victims. Simple English.

You implied it, trinket.