Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic best position to try anal
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:54

When you're a CEO and she needs a raise.

Topic Your total turn off word?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:49



Is it any acceptable when referring to your vagina, as in "let me lick that wonderful cunt of yours" ?



You should use coochie instead.

Topic What was your High School Mascot?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:13

The stalker-baits.

Topic New Rule by U.S. Forest Service comes with $1000 for taking pictures in National Parks
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:09

Did you guys actually read the article? This thread makes it sound like no one can take pictures in a national park without getting fined but that just isn't true. It says members of the press must get a press pass before taking pictures. That's it. You still can if you want. Obviously, this law is designed to keep mobs of reporters from trampling and littering the grounds in the event some kind of breaking news happens in a park. I'm sure celebrities that want to enjoy a national park can do so now without paparazzi following them as well.

Topic Camping
Posted 08 Oct 2014 17:03

Percocet.

Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 15:42


Shhh

blah5

Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 14:56

take your time a rose will bloom in time...

I think she's in her sixties, dude. Not sure taking more time is the answer. Look, not trying to be insensitive but I think the rose bloomed long ago and is more like one of those flattened roses you find in some book.

Topic Anal tips.
Posted 08 Oct 2014 11:52

Tell her to not do anal when she has one in the chamber. What the fuck.

Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 10:18

Tell her to hold a flesh light for you while you fuck it.

Topic How many of your bfs or husbands friends have you fucked either behind his back or he knows about?
Posted 08 Oct 2014 10:14

None.

You're asking this under the assumption that we (women) have all fucked around on our significant others with said significant others' friends.



#notallwomen

Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 08 Oct 2014 02:11

I like talking about doing it monkey style.

Topic How long will you wait for the one you love, whose with someone else?
Posted 06 Oct 2014 20:32



But with all due respect right? Lol ok Ricky Bobbie. You have a better option?

You grab her by the back of the hair, look her in the eye and whisper aggressively. "You know I don't like dealing with any other motherfuckers."

Topic How long will you wait for the one you love, whose with someone else?
Posted 06 Oct 2014 19:52



It is not always that easy. Life is short but the one you love, is the one you love. You cannot turn your heart of like a switch. Something waiting is the only thing you can do. Time rules all and time heals all. To say someone can just walk away saying life is too short, is not looking at it from the side that is desperate to keep that love. I know first hand, how hard waiting is. But if it's the one, the prize is worth the wait.
Sir Dominic

With all due respect, sounds like some punk ass bitch made shit.

Topic Having a sibling of the opposite sex on lush with you
Posted 05 Oct 2014 19:54



That's the kinda response i would expect from a stray cat

ok

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Oct 2014 15:25

//www.youtube.com/embed/-LKbYhEwUoE

Up with your turret
Aren't we just terrified?
Shale, screen your worry from what you won't ever find

Don't let it fool you
Don't let it fool you...down
Down's sitting round, folds in the gown

Sea and the rock below
Cocked to the undertow
Bones blood and teeth erode, with every crashing node

Wings wouldn't help you
Wings wouldn't help you...down
Down fills the ground, gravity's proud

You barely are blinking
Wagging your face around
When'd this just become a mortal home?

Won't, won't, won't, won't

Won't let you talk me
Won't let you talk me…down
Will pull it taut, nothing let out

Topic Just take away the guns, do it now
Posted 05 Oct 2014 07:49



Looking at the context, the answer is you are correct. In our little enclosed cities, no one gets shot. When we go outside into the countryside, we still have a lower per capita ratio of getting shot buy a gun as well. I would not be surprised if LA or SF or another big city has more shooting deaths than we do through out the country.

It is not that this place is paradise, but automatic weapons and pistols create very few causalities. Most injuries and fatalities are caused by items that are not a gun.

Are the women allowed to walk around with rifles too or just the men?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 04 Oct 2014 09:32

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Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 04 Oct 2014 08:54

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Topic Just take away the guns, do it now
Posted 01 Oct 2014 11:49

I walk around in an area very similar to old US west. Wires are strung from building to building to supply electricity and communications. The roads are gravel to keep the dust down or dirt.

Everybody walks around with a loaded pistols on the hip and rifles in their arms. People walk into the local buffet restaurant and get trays of food with the loaded weapons next to them. This is a community of about 1,200 people. No one pulls the trigger, no stray shots occur.

Why are we basically error free with guns and bullets everywhere? Because of training. Because people go out to ranges and fire their weapons. People are comfortable with the guns and practice safety.

God... The buffet is probably the best place to eat in this town being described here. Like they probably take their weekly shower, put on their best clothes they bought at the bait and tackle shop and go to the buffet and get excited over getting shitty all-you-can-eat meatloaf with mashed potatoes AND fries. sign5



EDIT: I just realized you live in Afghanistan... Yeah nobody ever gets shot there.

Topic Woman Who Really Hates Mexican Flag loses her job over Hatred of Mexican Flag
Posted 01 Oct 2014 11:31



You keep going 'I wonder if I did this in , what would happen?'

That's completely beside the point. America is quite a different country. Land of the free and all that.

And what does anyone denigrating the American flag have to do with this? Yeah, it happens...usually in protest. When was the last time you saw someone being shamed or insulted for flying the American flag in America?

Everything you're saying has nothing to do with shaming someone for flying their country's flag in a country that boasts the freedom to do exactly that.

So I wonder at your motives for even mentioning everything you've brought up thus far. Are you trying to convince us not to care because other countries aren't as nice as America is to those who aren't from here? Well duh, hence the reason those people came to America.

It's quite obvious the lady in the article or chuckEpoo wouldn't have an issue with it if it were a Canadian flag or Danish flag or an Irish flag or whatever. The issue was that it was a Mexican flag and Mexicans are irritating to some patriots .

Topic Woman Who Really Hates Mexican Flag loses her job over Hatred of Mexican Flag
Posted 01 Oct 2014 11:27



Hmmm, I wonder what would happen to me if I went to Mexico a flew my flag on their holiday?



You'd would probably just get charged 20 pesos for a churro instead of 10 pesos like the locals get charged because they know the broke gringos don't go to Mexico on vacation.

Topic Woman Who Really Hates Mexican Flag loses her job over Hatred of Mexican Flag
Posted 01 Oct 2014 06:36



In what way am I intollerant? I don't embrace the haters and those who's major goal is to bring down this great nation. But I do embrace all people from all races and ethnic group that desire to become part of what Thomas Jefferson described as a great experiment. What was that experiment? To see if many groups from many cultures could coexist in peace under ONE flag. America has its own culture based on freedom and liberty. I shed blood on the battle field not just for those that agree with me but for those that don't. One people from many cultures, many faiths and many races.

So I guess it pisses you off to see people flying their state flags as well?

Topic What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?
Posted 29 Sep 2014 20:39

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Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 28 Sep 2014 10:56



funny. An ex tried that on me once. 10 years later i still suffer from ptsd. really not as funny as you'd think. just had to speak up on this one.

Not even the same thing I'm talking about.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:28

Not an Austin Powers fan? "Relax, Vanessa, don't have a thrombo."

It's slang derived from the medical condition known as deep vein thrombosis, or otherwise bursting a blood vessel. It's commonly used when people overreact to something fairly trivial.

She's just asking a question, Dude.

Don't hit me with that nerd shit.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:05



Felix

Lmao.

Learn life.

What a dumbass.

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:00

You'd choke that bitch.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:48

I wouldn't want Felix to have another thrombo .



What..... Explain what that is in english.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:41



She's not changing her line of work. Then go away from the thread.



If a bartender makes you a drink in her house after hours (free, for lack of an appropriate term), it's just a friend making you a drink. That bartender isn't a bartender to her friends. She's just like everyone else throwing a motherfucking shindig. You wouldn't tell a friend, "oh yeah, go get a drink from the bartender" at that girl's own house, you goddamn elitist scum . The bartender is being a friend because she isn't charging. She's being a person, with hopes, dreams, and desires like everyone else. She should be treated with respect, dignity and appreciation.

Same goes for a prostitute. I'm being serious now, so don't say something hella stupid.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:27



Wrong. The prostitute is still there, she's giving it away for free.

It's not like she vanished into thin air.




Money has to be exchanged to make her a prostit... nevermind, this is stupid. this thread and conversation is stupid...and it's making me so annoyed right now.