Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:59



We both know I've fluffed your tickler before.

I'm asking for seconds.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:51



See, I missed the boat. And now I can't have my Magical-Sprite experience. I'll tell my wife tonight. I told her not to get her hopes up.

Read this... Honestly, I think it's pretty good. Even the parts I didn't write.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/mfelixsprite-present-whores-lies-.aspx

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:41

I'm in love with both Sprite and Felix.

This is my confession. I know I can't have either, what with me being married, and at least one of them being married. Also, they live nowhere near me. Plus, I'm ugly, so I wouldn't have a chance.

crybaby

At one time we would have both agreed to a threesome. Your spouse could have watched.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:39


You're boring me. Time to move on.



Congrats trinket, you got my attention once again and you have made me laugh. That's what you wanted right? I laughed. Imagine me patting you on your dumb little head in appreciation. Be satisfied.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:28



You're an idiot. I never said that at all now run along and play, little man.

You did though... It was so funny. You said you were going to get the authorities involved because making fun of people was illegal or some shit. It was fucking hilarious.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:22



Thank you for validating what I previously posted, you poor, pathetic, attention starved troll.



No really, remember when you said you were going to get the Australian high courts involved in your lush butthurt? That was so damn funny. You warned everyone that they were gonna be sorry for messing with you because the Australian government was going to get involved........ Then nothing happened. lol

You're a crazy person.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 06:15



Nobody wants to listen to your bullshit on these forums ANYMORE! Yeah we all know you think everyone else is a loser but who is it that keeps ending up in arguments EVERY thread they post in? It's not actually any of YOUR business what anyone Is turning this place into.

You've come into these threads for years and said anything you like to anyone you like and had a huge laugh over it. now the tables have turned and you turn into a crybaby. WE DONT WANT TO HEAR IT! FOR GODS SAKES shut your mouth and leave people alone!

Use the "contact us" link.



Trinket.. please. Don't make me laugh. I am having a serious exchange with sprite right now. Don't inject yourself into something that doesn't concern you. Didn't you scream about involving the high courts of your country to seriously prosecute "lush trolls"? lol... You have the credibility of a dog turd.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 05:50



Excuse your french. And I don't eat rich desserts so you'd have to tell me.

You're asking me to whisper in your ear about one of the most delicious things known to the human palate. If I didn't know better I wouldn't be fluffing up my tickler right now.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 02:56


Custard. I have no clue why people eat it.

Do you consider creme brulee a "custard"?

Topic OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 01:19

Besides my previous post hating a certain member's poetry. (because it sucks)

I do feel like this is one of those negative "these kids these days" threads. Just because someone thinks this kind of shit is funny, doesn't mean they don't understand the source material. It's a joke. It takes a little truth to make a joke funny. People who don't know shakespeare won't find this relevant at all. It's a joke. It's takes knowing the present world and shakespeare at the same time to find something like this funny. It's actually a good thing.

Topic Loudmouthed Liberalism Is Losing
Posted 16 Mar 2017 01:10

Fuck a bunch of control freaks, they are the class for which no successful rehabilitation should be attempted or spent.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1271167492-WMM2017.JPG

Dude, you remind me of Mr. Robot. You'd be right there fucking the establishment. I mean, a beer can crushing version, but still.

Topic DirtyMartini.. Alan... Did he pass away?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 01:01

I think it's a lovely idea too. :)

Morning Jack Big Hugs

Morning keira. This time it is actually super early morning to me.

Topic Boobs too big?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 00:56

I feel like mine are too big. I have a love/hate relationship with them. Sometimes I like showing them off and wearing low cut tops or tight shirts that draw attention to my cleavage, but other times I try (and fail) to hide them. I do wish they were smaller.

Look, I don't want to be a cliche and say boobs can't be too big. But it's like everything else. A guy can say. "fuck, I am too tall," but how many people will say 6'5" is hot or I wish I was 6'5"? A lot. Can it be a pain, yes. Can it also be envied, yes. My hair is jet black, my skin is pale. I hate it. I fucking hate it.... But most people tell me they like it. I still hate it. But it is who I am. You got big ass boobs, I look like a fucking vampire. We may be sick of it but other people think it's better than them and their own hangups.

Topic DirtyMartini.. Alan... Did he pass away?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 00:42

Truly sad.

He really was a supportive dude when it came to writing and helping new writers. I mean how many pirates did he find stealing stories from here? tons.

Honestly, I think a comp in his honor with his specific fetishes as themes would be great. I think he would think that was great.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 16 Mar 2017 00:32



i'm a hypocrite, remember? you said it yourself. why should i act any differently? that said, John didn't know. you can believe whatever you'd like. your opinion really doesn't matter much to me . or, for that matter, most of the people here - you know, all those people you come here just to insult? honestly, i'm tired of your bullshit, so this is the last time i'm going to bother replying to one of your posts.



Seems like it does. Just the fact that you say "all of those people you come here to insult" makes it pretty obvious you have been pecked away at by the perpetually offended. Yeah, they may be the loudest voice because you know, they have no lives... But the perpetually offended are not very appealing to anyone, anywhere. Like seriously, the perpetually offended lush members are a major bore. I know they think you are awesome, your very post to me makes them think you are awesome. But seriously, It's a sex site, you're focusing on people who are offended by every little thing. You're turning this place into a fucking therapy circle. That's all well and good. But call the forum something else. And also, seems like people can offend me whenever they want but the moment I say something back then I am the bad guy. Geez I wonder why... because I don't cry and complain.

Also this seems like a threat, especially after the pm you sent me. Guess a mod picked a fight with a regular member and that member answered back. Guess when a mod goes and picks a fight with you, you shouldn't answer. Because you know they can suspend and/or delete you for good. Seriously, that PM was a threat.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 15 Mar 2017 20:22




1) i don't lie. we have over 300,000 members on lush. if you think that, somehow, you are so important that we all visit your page for a status update every hour on the hour, you are sadly mistaken. if it will make you feel better, next time you're suspended, i'll send round a memo.

2) don't you worry your little brain about what John is and isn't privy too. don't want to overtax you.

3) glad you have such a high opinion of the community of which you are a part of. must be nice to be a god among the unwashed peasants. let me know where to leave my tribute after i'm done with my daily worship.

1.) I didn't mention my "importance", you did. You're projecting your own feelings about me and yourself. And you don't need to send around a memo. It's like one of those times where actions are louder than words. You can say what you want, but you insult my intelligence and everyone else's when you act like mods are completely clueless about what is happening with the site. Look, I get it, john can't defend himself. It's honorable you help him out but not everyone on lush is stupid enough to just believe whatever bullshit.

2.) again, you brought that up, not me. You were the one who implied he was a clueless nothing, not me.

3.) at me feet.

Topic have you masturbated at your work place ever
Posted 15 Mar 2017 20:17



Your mom's basement doesn't exactly qualify as a proper 'workplace', butthead.

That's just uncalled for.

Topic How often do you go Braless ?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 04:39

everyday

Topic have you masturbated at your work place ever
Posted 13 Mar 2017 04:38

Yes, but only like 100 times. Not a crazy or weird number though.

Topic Story Titles - How do YOU do it?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 03:44

Honestly, I pick titles for stories because I think they sound cool. That's it.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 03:37



A moderator could go to a member's profile and scroll through the 'mod box' to see if a suspension is activate. I was just clearing up the point that there is no proactive notification within the moderating teams.

lol

Topic OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 03:36

OMG that's way worse than what I did! HERE (Shameless plug)

hated it

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/B4ojGuA33X4/hqdefault.jpg

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 03:13



Just for clarity's sake, what Sprite said with regards to member suspensions is correct. No notifications are disseminated among the moderating team, and not all suspensions are the result of group discussions. If I suspended someone right now, no one else would know about it unless I told them.

Dat da troof.

It doesn't say on the profile?

I recall once I was suspended by mistake and was able to post but it said on my profile I was suspended so like every moderator from chat to story to whatever messaged me asking me how I was still posting. I am no detective... But that would imply that moderator's can see on a members profile when they are suspended. I am guessing this has been changed now for some reason? For confusion's sake I guess.

Topic Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 03:05



Is it me... or does the Dog make more sense than several on this site?

Maybe bitches just understand dog dontknow

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 02:51



You mean you lied to me when you said those magic words?

She was quoting my words, dummy.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 13 Mar 2017 02:47



#1) i think you over-rate your importance. lush doesn't revolve around you. we don't have an entire section devoted to what you're doing or what you've said. all in all, you're pretty insignificant other than being a royal pain in the ass.

#2) there are several levels of moderation. we have chat mods, forum mods, story mods, and then, what we jokingly call the inner circle. the last is where many of the decisions to suspend people take place. John's not privy to everything.

#3) most of the lushies are, i believe, rather bright - probably bright than me. you, however, i'm not too sure about.

#1) Are you acting like moderators don't know when members are suspended? Is that what you are seriously saying? That's like saying moderators are either clueless nothings or you're lying... Anyway, Not sure where I claimed to be anything like what you mentioned. Maybe you can have me suspended again and the rest of the mods can pretend to know nothing about it lol.

#2) Yeah like, what? Just sounds like John is not privy to anything* Or his timing is immaculate.

#3) Some "lushies" need to seriously ask themselves... "how is being liked by a handful of subhuman sycophants who need to get a life is working out for me?" Look at that sentence as a Rorschach test. I don't mean it to anyone in particular........... but if it somehow makes you feel it's about you, think about it.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 09 Mar 2017 22:25



exactly my point.

What was your point again? That moderators don't know when members are suspended? How stupid do you think lushies are?

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 09 Mar 2017 22:23

Somewhat with the father of my expected baby who is married.

well that's understandable.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 09 Mar 2017 22:22



Are you still free or am I responding while you are suspended? Honestly, how is one to know?

Well, you wouldn't know. But a moderator like simplyjohn does know. Just saying, the timing of his balls growing is suspect.

Topic Should The Think Tank be renamed to The Troll's Lair?
Posted 09 Mar 2017 17:24



There are some church ladies that can really play that organ. They've got a lot of practice on the pipes. Just wait til a church lady plays your organ. You'll change your tune.




It's not the church ladies according to the priests.... this time maybe my suspension is deserved