Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 17:16




He knows what he's talking about. Embarassed



Remember when you were bullying me and I put you on blast then you got suspended?

That was the BEST

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 02 Jun 2016 00:55

I believe her.. Because if she was a con artist, there are easier people to frame for domestic violence than fucking Johnny Depp. Plus Amber heard may not be lighting the world on fire with her acting but she's a millionaire already. But seriously if she was this predator going after a rich man and bruising up her face to get money she would go after someone richer with a lower profile, she's Amber heard for fucks sake. If conning was her business than a weaker target would be what she goes after. He hit her, it's obvious.

Topic Puff - how would you react
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:18

Story time with felix, gather around kids.

One time I was raw dogging this girl's pussy, hard and steady, destroying it. It was so savage that some air was getting caught in there and she started making a fart sound every time I plunged in. She started to moan and yelp louder to try to cover up the noises. I'm not some idiot and wasn't fooled by her ruse so I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back and whispered in her ear "if you keep farting like that I'm going to shove my dick up your ass." She tried to ignore what I said and pushed back into me but again there was a pussy fart sound. I said "I warned you bitch" and pulled out but before I could teach her a lesson she kicked and flailed and escaped into the bathroom angry and laughing at the same time yelling at me for killing the mood AGAIN. Hey, I wasn't the one farting. But of course it's my fault. Typical.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:05



should i bring my strap on? been a while since i got a proper pegging in.

So I can do you in the vagine and the booty at the same time? Sure, whatever floats your boat, sweet cheeks.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:54



actually, yeah, i have been. working the bags too.

Then put on your wraps and meet me in my fuck dungeon in 30 minutes.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:50



be happy to help you with that.

Do you lift?

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:38

I like to be punched in the face. I'm fucking raw, bitch.

Topic Your Ideal partner
Posted 01 Jun 2016 14:24

She has a pretty face, a big mouth and a tight b-hole.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 14:22

I feel your pain, and unfortunately there really is no resolution. Going the to the mods will just make you look bad, they are busy and there is a block. But, if its a friend 'sharing the information with you', ask them not too, and explain it hurts your feelings. If they are a friend, they'll understand.
Putting the bully on blast only causes more strife. Don't do it.

How would I react? I'd try to ignore it and tell my friend not to share that sort of thing with me anymore. There will always be mean spirited people wherever we go, and the only power we really have is the way we respond do it. I'm sorry that happened to you...

Like I said in another post, all putting someone else on blast does is make you feel like the bully or troll you're offended by. Don't stoop to their level, you'll just regret it later. And they won't get in trouble either.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/gLj_oPVgaJI

It depends on how you do it. The way you did it lacked intelligence, grace, humor and common sense... So it backfired.

...

Vanessa, don't listen to these victims. Put the bully on blast.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 01 Jun 2016 00:10

Not sure, honestly. lol

Probably too rough with my delicate parts. That'll kill the mood real quick.







lol



Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 21:06




Can't I get in trouble for that?


Nah... They might. You won't, you didn't say anything wrong. They did.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 20:36



Honestly I did think about that but I wasn't sure that would be the right thing to do or not..


It's only not the right thing if you're them... Post it, you'll feel better and they'll be exposed. Then everyone will see the evil and pain they were creating. You will get a form of justice. Post it.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 06:38




So how would you react if in the same situation?



I would have posted exactly what they said and who they are in this thread. Put them on full blast.

Topic image numbers
Posted 30 May 2016 20:21



more like a penis.

Whatever comes to your mind when you think of me; you do you boo.

Topic image numbers
Posted 30 May 2016 16:08



don't be in denial

Danial.

I'm a genius.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 30 May 2016 14:53

What's your name, what's your size?

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 30 May 2016 14:24

Everything. I'm so high on life right now that I feel like I'm riding shotgun on a magical mystery bus. In fact, this downtime right now is the worst part, but it's not even that bad because lush is aiiight for killing time.

Topic Gender neutral toilets
Posted 30 May 2016 14:06

Divide and conquer - the tactics of Democrats and Republicans for the last 40 years. All while 'our' politicians continue to feather their own beds sucking on those huge lobbying tittie$.

Oh my god, I never realized this before! I bet no one has. Thank you, bless your heart. You must be ex CIA or something, holy shit.

#mindblown #revolution

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 30 May 2016 13:58

Blessed

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 30 May 2016 11:43

I find it best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 11:30



I'd have you asleep in no time.

I tend to get sleepy after an epic orgasm so... I see this as possible bragging.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 11:01

I'm no good in bed.


Nuh huh... Prove it.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 30 May 2016 10:44

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e98f51759b133fbfb18bf9ea1aa8cddf/tumblr_o2nhetAMxF1qc91i1o1_1280.jpg

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 10:09



If you're doing the tango you're doing it wrong.
There is SO much more out there for you to experience Jack!


no

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 May 2016 09:55

https://www.youtube.com/embed/U4BmHLzDWkE

Topic Gender neutral toilets
Posted 30 May 2016 01:27

I took a piss in a "ladies" portapotty at concert this weekend. There wasn't that little plastic cup you pee in like the guy's portapotties. It was really gross to see the pee hit the shitty blue water.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 19:29



Aww this is gross injustice in the garb of censorship.... lol
A motherfucker has to be called a motherfucker, I agree with you ;)
But you may reconsider this, sometimes back somewhere, Nicola said to you something like "your mother" :P

I wrote a story about patoki's momma where I lift her tail up and go to town. But guess what? CENSORSHIP everywhere.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 19:28



Another example of some people to go personal and consider every suggestion as a plot or conspiracy against them. I can only sympathize with you and wish you better wisdom.... :)

Sympathise* omg get a brain.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 04:10



What about 'MILF Rider' instead?

MILF Rider lacks a certain je ne sais quoi... But Motherfucker grabs you by the hair, kicks your legs open and says "let's party".

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 04:07


Please start your own thread if you want to act the clown.


Patoki has already done that...