Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Jun 2016 12:18

If you don't wish to be seen as just another idiot, like the guy who posted immediately before me here - then you'll choose your posts a bit wiser - otherwise, you'll soon get your message drowned by your own hands and number of literally - retarded posts.

Picking on Hillary is child's play, she has a Senatorial and then as a Secretary of State track record which is chock full of her tendencies and questionable behavior history. We don't need to make anything up about her or repeat other people's fantasies of her misdeeds.

Again, much like the idiot I referred to earlier. His track record speaks volumes about the type of person he is too, and it has ever since he first logged onto LushStories with his first hilarious username. (Which almost earned him an immediate ban - and still ranks as one of the fastest threatened bans ever recorded in LushStories history)

This is just mean and ugly. I was getting your back, telling fools to be careful because you're a wizard on the keyboard and you attack me. Just uncalled for.

#recordholder #compchamp #donkey #punch

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:57

I have done nothing wrong with this thread or any other that has not already been done repeatedly by another member... One who was allowed to stay & be active while I was banned without reason or notification.

JUST NOW sent contact to Callisto regarding this member & a few rightful punishments (including ban of membership/IP).

Hopefully, "Lush cops" will not be "out of control", but will get things under control, & member they have allowed to run rampant & violate rules will be properly punished.

Wow, that's fucked up nuder. I just got alerted that I have 1 hour to say goodbye to everyone before my IP ban takes effect.

Reason for ban: Making fun of slow adults &/(or) high functioning mentally handicapped members.

I hope you're happy nuder.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:48


Don't you raise your font at me, son.

Did your head fit in your microwave or not? ANSWER THE QUESTION

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:37

Something so hot (& relatable for me) about someone who isn't "jailbait" but may be mistaken for it.


Listen, go to your kitchen and see if you can fit your head in your microwave, then turn it on.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:33


I've got no idea how we got here -- and frankly I really don't care -- but you need to give it a rest.

You have thoroughly hijacked the discussion in this thread, and instead of a debate about police behavior you seem intent on making this all about you.

Sprite has asked you quite politely to stay on topic, but you either can't comprehend English or you are being willfully ignorant/defiant.

At this point you are alienating even casual observers like yours truly.

Take the hint -- start a new thread, contact Admin, or simply go away.

The lush cops are out of control.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 04 Jun 2016 13:33

So what you're saying is that, Zeifman aside, my comment about Hillary is still true.

Don't fuck with wellmademale and his internet investigation skills. This is literally him on his way to fuck your shit up with technology.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 08:13

The message says "you know you love me because I'm the best". I just assumed the feeling was mutual lol.

Um yeah you got upset about some random thing I said somewhere and you sent me a PM and I responded with that. Yes, I am the best and you secretly love me like some internet Stockholm syndrome shit, that is true.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 08:04

It's still in my inbox knucklehead. o didn't need to screenshot it. You only sent it today.

Spoiledsport. I understand you don't want everyone to know you luv me. I'll take it down.

What? I'm pretty sure I never said anything like that. Seriously wtf

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 07:55

I have the PM where you said that very thing lol.

You must have grossly misunderstood what I said.

And stop saving PMs and taking screen shots n shit... It's so fucking disturbing.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 07:46

I can guarantee you a woman can live with a man for several years and not know he was capable of physical violence. It only takes the right trigger to tip him over the edge and one punch to find out. I am sure the same would apply to women physically attacking men.

Perhaps she made it public to discourage him from doing it again, but didn't want to press charges this time.

Can a mod make this dog turd change her forum sig? Surely you can't make your sig about another member.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 07:18

I'm not crying Jack, I'm enjoying this.

I'm looking for anything, that sheds more light on this case. That could also be something, that proves I was wrong in any of the things I said in this thread. Explain to me, why she won't press charges, yet seeks publicity. Explain to me, how she is able to make a selfy showing injuries, shortly after the police was unable to find any. Explain to me why she would claim 50,000 dollars a month, if money is no issue for Amber. Make it plausible for me, that a man, who, apart from breaking objects, never was accused of domestic violence by any of his exes, became a violent and abusive monster shortly after marrying Amber Heard.

Make it plausible, that everything supporting Depp's innocence, including the statement the police issued after the alleged attack, is a ly, and that only Amber tells the truth.

I'm still open to any reasonable argument.

This is stupid. It's just stupid.

Just because you've never been caught before committing a crime you're now accused of makes you innocent? What?

You act like Depp losing his temper and hitting her is highly implausible but Amber heard hitting herself to fake injuries is. Lol

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 02:12

Hi Jack, needed to prove your lack of debating skills again? Congratulions, you succeeded.

I never stated, that I believe him, I just mentioned what Deuters claims. But you're right about one thing: I seriously doubt Amber's side of the story, considering all the (lack of) evidence and claims so far. I'm still willing to reconsider though, if new facts emerge, that prove Depp's guilt. So far, I have seen nothing conclusive, that supports Amber's case and a lot, that casts serious doubts. Please prove me wrong. I know your insulting skills, but I'd rather see debating skills, if you have any.

Lol keep crying.

What kind of evidence you looking for? The kind that could never exist for this kind of thing.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 01:15

LOL, you're such a drama queen ;)

You're an idiot. Go back to drooling into a cup. Don't address me ever again.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 00:54

If this is true then I take back my "welcome back". I thought it ws just his usual way of going about that got him kicked out.

Of course it's true. You think I'm a liar? It was deleted right after he posted it. T-nudes is one sick individual.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 00:50

One of the things Amber produced as evidence that Johnny is an abusive and violent man, is a text conversation she claims to have had with Depp's personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, in 2014. This Stephen Deuters, however, told TMZ on Thursday, June 2, that the texts were heavily doctored. He claimed he never said Depp attacked Amber Heard, and he is willing to testify under oath that he never had a conversation with Heard about the alleged domestic violence.

Why are you so quick to believe him on his word and not her?

You know why? Because you're a piece of shit.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 03 Jun 2016 19:57

I read it as many times as it took to be comprehended. However, apparently, several members were unaware I had been banned &/or done anything to deserve it, & also believed that someone who did get banned would get an E-mail about it. I believe briefly going off-topic was OK if it helps educate the members about the way the staff does-or-does-not do things.

You were deleted for posting extremely pedorific comments. I wouldn't trust you alone with an animal, much less a child.

You fucking weird little creep.

Go play in traffic.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 03 Jun 2016 17:45

Yeah... Contrary to Gogh, I went, but not by my choice. In fact, until a few minutes ago, I believed someone here was taking steps to find out why my IP was banned & how to fix it.

Just curious: What is the term for a Writer whose unsure how to spell a common word?

Did you even lift while you were gone, boy?

When you get deleted again soon you really need to hit the gym and work on getting naked with a girl finally.

Topic Would you rather be very wealthy, or live forever?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 16:13

Live forever. Eventually with all that time I would figure out a way to get rich too.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 15:29

that was me, actually. you watch your ass, puto.

Are you sure? I get very strong cold poo vibes from simmerdownchick. I swear it must have been her.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 13:54

I was angry at you for using words (one in particular that I saw as cruel and unnecessary)

Are you the person I called the human equivalent of cold poo?

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 03 Jun 2016 12:18

I don't remember.

I think that is Anne Heche with Owen Wilson after he tried to commit suicide or something.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 03 Jun 2016 07:50

EXACTLY! People are more than ready to denounce her as an attention whore but if you think about it logically, how incredibly stupid would she have to be to accuse JOHNNY DEPP of abuse just to make some money? This isn't some random guy. She's effectively ruined her career over this. These reactions are so typical. It's Bill Cosby all over again.

Also, to those saying that she is using the media instead of the legal system because she has no proof... What proof exactly is she lacking? How does she prove that he hit her? Unless they have cameras set up in their home and every hotel room they go to I don't see how it's ever going to be more than a he said she said thing. They were together for just 15 months and there are pictures of her bruised faced from multiple incidents. I sometimes get bruises on my face randomly from an accident or sports or whatever but it has only been a handful of times in my entire life. When I have had bruises on my face as often as Amber heard did in those 15 months it's because someone was hitting. He was hitting her, those bruises and cuts on her face are from Depp attacking her and nothing else unless she's the clumsiest chick ever.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 23:28

Sorry. Can't send nudes because you'll fall in love with my ass and I'll never get rid of you.

Yeah so... like you want, it's only a few nudes away. Send full butthole.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 23:27

That hilarious moment a forum troll you've already blocked has to go back and jump through the "quote" hoop to read whatever you post. Sad when someone's life is actually that boring.

That moment when someone points out they have you blocked but they still get all upset by what you type on the Internet.


Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 21:03

Shut up or im telling mommy.

Trinket, I know you love me girl, stop being so difficult. Send nudes.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 21:01

Remember when he acted like a childish bag of d!cks, but the senior mods just let him do whatever he wanted?

Oh wait, that's a regular thing...

Remember when I acted like a childish bag of dicks and you got all upset and I laughed and you got more upset?


Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 17:16

He knows what he's talking about. Embarassed

Remember when you were bullying me and I put you on blast then you got suspended?

That was the BEST

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 02 Jun 2016 00:55

I believe her.. Because if she was a con artist, there are easier people to frame for domestic violence than fucking Johnny Depp. Plus Amber heard may not be lighting the world on fire with her acting but she's a millionaire already. But seriously if she was this predator going after a rich man and bruising up her face to get money she would go after someone richer with a lower profile, she's Amber heard for fucks sake. If conning was her business than a weaker target would be what she goes after. He hit her, it's obvious.

Topic Puff - how would you react
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:18

Story time with felix, gather around kids.

One time I was raw dogging this girl's pussy, hard and steady, destroying it. It was so savage that some air was getting caught in there and she started making a fart sound every time I plunged in. She started to moan and yelp louder to try to cover up the noises. I'm not some idiot and wasn't fooled by her ruse so I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back and whispered in her ear "if you keep farting like that I'm going to shove my dick up your ass." She tried to ignore what I said and pushed back into me but again there was a pussy fart sound. I said "I warned you bitch" and pulled out but before I could teach her a lesson she kicked and flailed and escaped into the bathroom angry and laughing at the same time yelling at me for killing the mood AGAIN. Hey, I wasn't the one farting. But of course it's my fault. Typical.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:05

should i bring my strap on? been a while since i got a proper pegging in.

So I can do you in the vagine and the booty at the same time? Sure, whatever floats your boat, sweet cheeks.