Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 15 Jul 2017 21:58

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/despicableme/images/4/49/DM3-updatedlogo.png/revision/latest?cb=20161215004633

Just saw it, not horrible, but never as good as the original.

This speaks volumes.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 15 Jul 2017 20:56

I'll make this brief as I have ZERO intention of getting into a debate here.


1. I am in favor of shoot on sight orders when it comes to poaching. Poachers are in the bottom rung of human excrement in my opinion.

2. I have zero respect for big game trophy hunters who think they're tough shit because they hunted down animals either used to some level of human contact, are too big and slow to avoid douchebag humans, or are otherwise just outclassed by modern killing machines. Get back to me when you take something down with your bare fucking hands. Otherwise...Cowardly twat waffle rings a bell.

3. It's a sad fucking indictment of humanity you need to kill rare exotic animals to "save" rare exotic animals. And I think it's a cop out to pay for the ability to kill say a giraffe to fund their further survival. Please. You just wanna fill the dark desire to kill. You don't really give two shits about the animals.

4. On that note, it's sad hunting has to be a sustainable economic element.

5. Random note. Too many goddamn humans on this planet.

6. I think there's something troubling in the desire to wall mount heads of animals you "hunted." And I mean at a psychological level. Undiagnosed sociopathy? I dunno. It's something though. I wouldn't want to be in the house if a person who gets a stiffy bragging about what they killed with a high powered rifle from dozens of yards away.

And I use air quotes because my fucking ass you're hunting. Use a traditional bow and arrow and a hunting knife and little else and maybe I'll give you credit for actually hunting. Otherwise, you're just an animal with a debatably Greater intellect blessed by evolution using tools that create an unequal playing field.

Deuces.

5. That's the most dangerous game. Careful now, you might be put on some list.

As for bow hunting... Have you seen what a modern bow does? It actually allows you to miss the first shot without the animal running away. A shot from a compound bow is extremely devastating and fast and silent. Where I am from a guy actually took out a cop and fucked up another one with a compound bow. The cops had guns...............

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 15 Jul 2017 20:51



Unless I'm wrong, she's saying that when you buy beef from the supermarket, you're supporting an industry that destroys the environment, raises the animals in inhumane conditions, and slaughters them with little regard for maximum use. In doing that, it's a little funny if you have a problem with game hunting.

I would agree with that point, as a person who buys meat from the supermarket.

To be fair, PrincessC forgot about hotdogs. They really do use up the whole animal. The buttholes, ears, taints, lluevos, knuckles, everything really.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 15 Jul 2017 20:50



Are you saying that because I buy steak from the supermarket, that I have no right to protest about hunting for sport?



Shut up trinket.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 15 Jul 2017 20:49



Well, fuck. I'm down to dandelion greens growing wild in my front yard.

I know... It's pretty awful. Just sayin', being a vegetarian because you don't want to kill animals and you think it makes you all high and mighty because of it is silly and very misinformed. What I mentioned is just the normal operating procedure. Think about the land that had to be cleared of it's natural ecosystem to make way for crops. In some instances it's been the genocide of certain species. It's fucked up. Think about the price and footprint of your zucchini. It's just as big, if not bigger, than your juicy ass ribeye's footprint.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 14 Jul 2017 17:11



For the record, my wife and i are both staunch vegetarians. :)

There are a variety of pesticides that are used in the growing of vegetables. Even in organic farming. Vertebrates are considered pests as well. Deer, fox, rabbits etc are killed regularly to prevent them from eating the crops or damaging drip systems.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 14 Jul 2017 06:17


Now are there game farmers that fuck around? Of course. But the vast majority are doing more good for ecosystems than some keyboard warrior munching on a Big Mac .

That one may be hard to actually form a good argument against.

You're like a prized gazelle now. Gonna take a quick, steady, accurate and high powered shot to take you down.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 14 Jul 2017 05:22



I own three rifles, two shotguns and one hand gun.



Calm down Rambo.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 14 Jul 2017 03:00

For many years I remember my father would go deer hunting. As a child it was always about him killing Bambi (yes, as in the Disney movie.) What I didn't understand until many years later was he was helping to control the deer population. The deer he would kill would be butchered and donated. If for some reason he didn't get a deer, he'd tell me Bambi lived for another year. Now, his father (my grandfather) did have the head of his first kill stuffed and mounted. That damn deer head hung in Grandpa's room until his passing in 2000. No one in my family, including my father, wanted it so it was donated to Goodwill (as far as I know.)

I have no problem with hunting when it's done for the purpose of providing food for people. I have friends who rely on this practice. My late father-in-law fed his family this way when times were rough, thus forcing him to become a very good shot which the Army took full advantage of during the Korean War.

However, I have a huge problem with African Big Game Trophy Hunting. This isn't done to feed people, it's done so rich fucks can say they got to hunt and kill a lion, elephant, etc. And if you look a bit deeper into this, you'll see quite often they aren't "hunting" as much as ambushing these animals.

You're a product of redneck culture. It's sad but true. Not trying to hate, we are all a product of what came before us... but you, my dear, are a product of redneck git er dun society. It's not your fault: I sympathize. You were raised by animals. Hunting hasn't been cost effective since your great grandfather was an afterthought in his daddy's nuts. I have family members like that too, they go broke hunting too. Let me know which hunter you know is well off because they live off the land. It's sad.

Topic Dating advice and confusion.
Posted 13 Jul 2017 21:46



Ahhh my Magical_Fanclub. Deep down you know you want me, you just won't admit it.



I know people talk about the power of positive thinking n shit... and honestly I don't have the heart to burst your bubble. Keep visualizing your dreams trinket. Bless.

Topic Dating advice and confusion.
Posted 13 Jul 2017 10:46

Just be yourself.

...I think that's where you've been going wrong.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 13 Jul 2017 02:49



Flies?! We aspire to flies in Africa.

Wow. You're going to Kuzimu for that one.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 13 Jul 2017 02:37



Super offended by this dusty old trope about Africa.

I can't believe you called them dusty. I expect more from you. What's next, saying they have flies zipping around the eyes.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 02:00



Please keep me out of your little troll-bitch fight boxing or whatever you wish to call it with Magically_Stupid please.

Busting balls is one thing but this is just going too far. How am I supposed to show my face around here after that? Magically_Stupid... I shoot a spit wad and nymph fucking drops an atom bomb on my ass.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 01:43



That's cool, we can do the jiggle-bump.

Giddy up, cowgirl.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 01:08



I'd pay to read that.

I don't take monetary payments. Just letting you know.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:58



yep, i'm sick. i get a kick out of coming on internet sights and bullying other people... oh, wait, that's you! sorry, i'm the pervert on the erotica site! totally had that backwards. thanks! you have an issue with my posts, you know where the 'contact us' button is, or you could just PM Nicola and bypass the system. Feel free. in the mean time, i'm working on a porn version of Good Night Moon complete with illustrations. i'll send you a copy when it's done.

oh, and posting pix at you doesn't take up any time - you're not usually worth the time it would take to actually write a post like that, tho. you should feel honored that i even bother. ceeya.

Only on lush will taking objection to some weirdo sexualizing kids entertainment be called bullying.

It was funny when you said repunzal was 18 in the cartoon... shes clearly made to look much younger than that so that kids identify with her. It's obvious to anyone that isn't completely warped that people who get off on turning kid's fandoms into porn have some weird association going on. Like, I watch anal porn, big butt porn, ass licking porn etc.... guess what? I tend to like butts in real life too, you can't just turn off what gets you off. People looking up those images and using them as avatars n shit have a serious screw loose. Serious red flag stuff.

Can you imagine if your babysitter was all about cartoon porn? Would you be like, well I don't want to be a bully and say that's weird Lol. Give me a fucking break.

And it's funny you bring up Nicola. What for? Do you honestly think I'm someone who bypasses the "system" by messaging her? If I would have posted the pictures you did they would have been deleted immediately. If anyone bypasses the system it's you. Get a grip.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:44



Please tell me this is the basis for a Lush story. And then give me the title.

The Magical Felix story: An Autobiography

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 00:42

And was it worth the wait, Felix? :)

Yes, yes it was.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 04:01

I don't feel harassed or annoyed but a lot of the times I do feel sickened. Maybe it's time to forget about the writing and the laughs and step away from this ilk a bit.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:57



I would stimulate your mind in a way that that your whole body would feel what you only thought your inner thighs could feel....a shower would feel dry to you

Iconic.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:51

Every member on this site has affirmed that they are of legal adult age.

You must be new to this here intranets. Lol

And kids aren't into the flintstones. You know that. Don't play dumb buz.

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 12 Jul 2017 03:40



lol - someone's bored today. sorry, you'll have to find your entertainment elsewhere - i'm truly not interested in being your internet prey today. ba-bye.

Yet you posted two more times after this. You posted three times in response to a post you claimed you wouldn't fall "internet prey" to.

Seriously. Your penchant for sexualizing things for children should trigger a red flag. Acceptance is one thing, being a sorry ass person who even tries to normalize porn derived from children's entertainment is another. It's pretty gross.

Like really gross. You may fool the retards. But not me. You're sick

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 14:34



they're called breasts. most women have them. their primary purpose is to provide nutrients to human offspring. i didn't sexualize Rapunzel (who, btw, in the film is over 18). i just relinquished her from being uptight about being naked.

if you have an issue with nudity, as, sadly, a lot of Americans do, perhaps you shouldn't be spending so much time on an erotic site. My guess is you don't actually have an issue, you simply decided to make a big deal out of nothing because it's me. you maturity astounds me at times.

is it supposed to be sexy to someone? actually, no - that wasn't my intent. that is simply what you read in to it.

That's how warped your brain is... You don't even understand... or you do... but you just get all "they are breasts blah blah" like I don't get that. It's not about the breasts. You know that. Don't play dumb.

Those images where creeps on the internet take cartoons meant for kids and turn them into porn is beyond weird. There is some weird wiring going on that they associate cartoons with sex and porn. It's like all those sick idiots who flood the internet with My Little Pony porn that children that just like My Little Pony inevitably stumble upon because they decided to google their favorite cartoon. It's almost like some weird lure.

So no, it's not a nudity issue.

It's about images you would find in some sex offender's dungeon.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:10



Attacking? How nymphy of you.

For the record I have noll blocked but others quote him so i see his posts from him following me around.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:00



Why? Do you believen in unicorns?

Really? So now you're attacking my religion?

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 11:00



Don't like the responses to your post? Don't read them. Problem solved.

Wait what........ Wouldn't he have to read them first before deciding if he likes them or not?

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:46



Pfff, my inalienable right to nitpick was given to me by the rainbow unicorn, pussy.

What amendment was that...

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:32




Correct me if I'm wrong, but you, who writes about all kinds of kinky sex and posts pics of sexual stuff on threads and your blogs, are offended by an avatar of rapunzel with boobs? Even though you yourself use a children's comic character as your avatar on the same adult site? What a joke. Look at the avatar Noll uses and you've never said a word to him about it. (I'm not offended by Noll's avatar btw)

Surely there is something more important than Sprites avatar going on in the world that you could protest against?


Look, I understand that you're a stupid person. I get that. You prove it by not knowing the difference between rapunzel from a current disney cartoon and felix the cat or daffy duck.

There is always something more important than whatever is wrong right in front of your eyes at any given moment going on in the world. By your logic no one should ever protest (something you occupy yourself with constantly by the way) about anything because there are kids with aids starving to death in Africa. Plus I'm not really protesting, I'm highlighting how fucking weird her avatar is. I'm pretty sure whatever site that image originated on is populated by the lowest of the low... Hey guys lets take children's cartoons and turn them into porn! Give me a break.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:10



Is there any connection between what OP wrote, my response to him, and your rant about my ethnicity?

Yeah...