Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 17 Oct 2016 02:05

If you reply to someone's comment on your story and they reply back... you can't reply back. It just ends and that's it. That's a little weird, especially if you're asked a question or praised. You'd want to answer or say thank you or whatever. Just kinda strange that it's capped.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 17 Oct 2016 01:52

then i would like to issue a sincere and heartfelt apology and assure you that it won't happen again, Jack. I'm sorry.

You know apologies aren't my thing.

and don't censor yourself either; that's even less my thing.

Love you though rach, because you speak your mind like I do. That is my thing. No matter what we disagree on.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 17 Oct 2016 01:47

I make people feel uncomfortable all the time, comes with being a sarcastic arsehole, but that's not the same as intimidating a woman with my physicality

In other news, I've had my cock grabbed by a much (much) older woman when I was about 19. The same thing happened a few years later with a girl who was younger than me (she also sent me pictures of herself doing things that I didn't want to see).

I had a friend of my friends girlfriend constantly 'grinding' against me when we went out to nightclubs- eventually we had a very awkward conversation where I had to bluntly tell her to stop. She was drunk and immediately embarrassed (so I guess that's okay?).

I've had girls make me feel uncomfortable by talking about sex when I made it very clear I didn't want to. I had an ex girlfriends friend genuinely make me blush (I think the last time I did it....) as we were in a restaurant and she was graphical telling me how she wanted to 'dominate' a guy with a 'strap on'.

I turned a rather unattractive office girl down, after which she plied me with alcohol and I have vague memories of her taking me back to the office which we worked in (no doubt date rape, had that been the other way round).

My point is, your questions should be towards people, and not 'guys'.

There is also a spectrum of comfortableness, and some of it is acceptable. We've all, I'm sure, been in a situation where we've fancied someone who hasn't fancied us back. I've been in that situation before, and I 'pursued her' (romantically, of course) for some time. There probably where times where she felt uncomfortable, but not in a sinister way. Not in a way where she felt she was going to be 'attacked. In a way that is very similar to when people have been attracted to me, where I've not felt the same thing in reverse.

The same girl did find her way back to my flat (her choice, we were actually friends) after a night out and we did find ourselves naked in my bed. She was on top of me and then....well, she said something that made me realise how drunk she was. I was also drunk, so it wasn't immediately obvious to me that she was drunk, until she said this thing (I can't even remember what it was) and so I stopped it. I did have an opportunity to act on it and have consensual sex with her (sex that she initiated), and said no.

She was then clearly feeling unconfortable, because I had turned her down! Should I feel guilty about that?

So your question is misguided and a bit of a trap. Any person, guy or woman, if they are honest with themselves, must have (just must have) made someone feel uncomfortable in their life time. It's just human nature. It could be as simple as a joke that didn't come across right. It could be saying something that made them feel stupid. A mocking that wasn't appreciated. An attraction that wasn't reciprocated. We all make each other uncomfortable all the time, I suppose the only question really worth asking is regarding intent.

But if you meant to ask 'can any guy sit here and say they haven't made a woman feel physically intimidated at any time?'? Then no, I've never made a woman feel physically intimidated. If I have, it's because of their prejudices or own internal struggles, and not because of any action I've taken. For example, have I ever been alone with a woman before? Yes. A strange woman? Probably. I've probably been in a car park at the same time as a strange woman.

Is it possible that the woman felt physically intimidated by my mere presence? Well, reading this thread would suggest that they probably were...but there isn't anything I can do to change that. I've certainly never knowingly or purposefully used my sexuality or physicality to intimidate a woman. At all.

19? You're lucky.

You know what's the worst part? It's funny if you're a man.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 17 Oct 2016 01:40


For real though... my friend needs to know this.


Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 12 Oct 2016 01:04

if you can't add anything to the conversation, please refrain from posting. making a mockery of an issue that at least 51% of us feel very important isn't exactly endearing you to anyone at present. thank you in advance for only posting what is relevant.

What exactly did I say to make a "mockery"?

You consistently post things towards me that would not be acceptable if the roles were reversed. Sexually violent things to be honest. I don't say anything about it because you know, I'm a grownup. But seriously let's get real.

Topic Top Author
Posted 11 Oct 2016 14:05

If it were up to me I'd get rid of that top author thingy. It's nonsense at worst and a misnomer at best.

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 10 Oct 2016 07:17

On second thought, I don't think posting that was such a good idea.

Her band's name was Grab em by the Pussy. If anyone is wondering.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 10 Oct 2016 06:52

I think he's been told to avoid images that make people go, "Wait. Did he just grope his daughter a little?"

From the RNC Convention:

You know, probably harmless, but still a strange visual.

Oh geez, that pull-away by her... yeah, now I see why she stuck that hand out.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 10 Oct 2016 06:50

Actually, grab her pussy aficionado, i knew exactly what you were referring to right when you said it.

Why are you such a big fucking dick around here?

You open your mouth, make all sorts of noise, but don't like what's shoved in it - well swallow your mouthful like a good little boy and fuck off.

Oh you thought I was seriously upset when I told noll it was pomade and not grease?

You take offense to me using grab her by the pussy in a satirical way then you make an oral rape joke?

You're really stupid. Unbelievably so.

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 10 Oct 2016 01:58

Damn, SP coming out of hibernation with a cross examination.

Videos would put all doubt to rest, just saying. What rocker wouldn't want to show off, especially after putting the name of their band out there?

Topic Gys, what`s the most Outrageous or Immoral Sexual thing you did ?
Posted 10 Oct 2016 00:24

I fucked a couple friend's wives. Not because I'm a stud but because I'm a moral-less piece of shit and they knew it. People can smell their own kind. Don'y worry, Satan in waitin'.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 21:37

You two deserve each other.

you have let me done SP. i used to believe in you. but now? i just dont know.. im let down

i guess im ten cents richer though

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:37

T - 25m

If SP can somehow work why wellmademale isn't a mod anymore into the ball licking pic it would be more than perfect.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:29

You're not now.

So again, let's get back to the topic, as Ruthie suggested.

You first. I'm genteel like that.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:28

Give me half an hour and I can depict you licking WellMadeMale's balls.

Very gay. that's a very gay thought. lots of time spent on that.

do it. I double ball dare you.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:24

He has made some very inappropriate remarks about Ivanka and allowed Howard Stern to call her a piece of ass. What father would be complicit in a such a conversation about his daughter? There is a part of him that sees her that way. It is best that he keep his hands off her. Aside from all of the other reasons that he is unfit to be the POTUS, he has lots of issues with women, including his daughter, always viewing them as possibilities for sex. His conversation with Billy Bush is evidence of that and I understand that there are lots more like that which will likely be revealed before this is over.

I feel the same way.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:06

I think Trump wanted to avoid showing a hard on. He's a sick bastard!

A fucking handshake though... Oh hey we are on TV, let me give my daughter a handshake so it's not weird lol.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:04

Your sexual toolbox is already full enough as it is, kitty cat.

Dude... that was so fast... And so well done. Gotta give you props. It's a little weird, but still. Very fast.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 20:00

In the immortal words of Tiny Hands Trump, MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN!

C'mon women, vote for Trump so you can be second class citizens in the new goose stepping Trump regime.

Did you notice him give Ivanka a handshake this time? Weird right? Do you handshake your own daughter after an important event? lol what is that all about.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:40


you whistle into it?

putting that in my tool box.

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:26

Martha Stewart has always been the tip top. So fine... plus she can make a mean ass brunch. A mean ass goddamn brunch.

That right there... That's a good thing.

Holy shit what

Yes Ma'am

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:25

Reread my statement.

Nevermind, I'll spare you the agony and just restate: if you started in this thread with a joke then don't turn and start getting pissy over the fallout.

I read your dumbass statement more than once. Tomorrow when you read about the debates, which are going on right now, and the term "locker room talk" becomes clear to you, you'll realize what an idiot you are. It's a thread about pubes. I made a joke about pubes. Wow how serious. If you want to actually get serious make a post in a serious thread.

And to be honest, your outrage makes it seem like you do give a flying fuck... over my rockabilly pubes of all things. Pelvis Presley.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 19:18

Holy fuck? Seriously? binky

You came into the 'Ask the Gals' thread and then made a joke about it as if we all here give a flying fuck about your cock and bush, and now you're trying to be Mr. Pissy Pants over the fall out?

Take your sarcasm meter to the shop for a checkup. I said my pubes were styled in a rockabilly style. What about that screams seriousness? Holy fuck indeed.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 18:14

Wait, this conversation is not based on mutual consent?
Oh dear, I'm so sorry Jack. I hope you'll soon be able to post out of free will again. Good luck!

What you're saying is locker room talk. It's uninvited. And not acceptable. Just because I am man doesn't make it okay.

Topic why am i allowed this freedom????
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:32

This is so fucked up.

Can you imagine? Like if this guy is over say... 20? holy shit.

If he is over 30 then, motherfucker, someone put him on some kind of watch list.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:28

I guess that's a 'yes' then.

I will not entertain your predatory fantasies any further.

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:12

With sideburns and all greased up?

"greased"? It's called pomade you ignorant fuck.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 17:08

Derailing a thread by taking a random on-topic post by someone to bully them for previous bullshit on their part makes no sense. Start another thread if you like, or respond to his bullshit posts, or take it offline. Whatever.

Let's get back to the topic, as Ruthie suggested.

So because that is not what the current debate is about, you give trump a pass for his past comments then?

Sorry about your inability to scroll past a few posts you don't like. I know it's hard. Oh man, once someone posts something I don't like I can't ever go back to a thread. Oh man, such derailment. Such mockery. Wow. What is life. lol

Ironically, your post has nothing to do with the thread + you ignored Ruthie's request... I simply posted at the same time she did.

... and to be honest, ever since Ruthie signed up for this site we have agreed and also disagreed on subjects. The thing is she is a thing called an "adult", and I have always admired her for that.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 16:36

Except for the post you picked to get at him.

Do you know what always means?

If a year from now you picked at me for my bullshit would you be wrong because you started it even though you know my history?

If that is what you believe then trump should be excused for his comments about being able to grab women by the pussy when you are in a position of power because he said it so long ago. Just like Jeff's colorful history, it wasn't now, but it is what he is. Get real.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 09 Oct 2016 15:50

I'm not belittling you, girlfriend ..... I'm so thankful that Jeff came forward to offer KellyOxford Twitter info!! Too bad that you couldn't read that part of his post. Selective reading, eh??

pft .... I am sure you'll continue to double down ..... kinda like Trump, eh??

Have a great afternoon, girlfriend!


I grab life by the pussy, dude.

Just saying, defend him all you want and act like he is being bullied. Just makes you both look like idiots because that is what he does, bully people.

PS: call me girlfriend all you want. Being called a girl doesn't offend me.