Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Sep 2014 03:28

//www.youtube.com/embed/cRB1PWDiMj0

(a bunch of angry dirty words)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:55

//www.youtube.com/embed/qFeMgB3CAIM

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the Grasmere
But listen pal, you're safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town
But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside
I wonder to myself

Burn down the disco
Hang the DeeJay
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
Hang the DJ
Because the music they constantly play

On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down
Provincial towns you jog 'round
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:33

Oh, the horror, as OMW said.
I can respect given creativity to Lushies, but it looks just bad and tasteless. Haven't seen one nice profile with transparency so far.


It totally looks like a turd sandwich, she.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:22

Someone loose this? http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/350189029/inflatable_sheep_toy.jpg

Shee's Beautiful.

Topic NYPD Officer Filmed Slamming Pregnant Woman to Ground
Posted 24 Sep 2014 10:46



To which tools of death and violence do you refer? 1. Municipal Police Forces, 2. Government Agencies, 3. Suburbs

I recognize you are trying to be clever here but I don't quite understand what you are saying...

What I was wondering about is that you have said multiple times that people kill and hurt people not guns or weapons in threads about gun violence and the affect that guns have on the american psyche. You have defended guns and have said they are nothing more than tools and that they don't contribute to death and violence because it's people doing that but now you state here this below...

The municipal police forces and government agencies like the ATF, IRS, DEA, etc. keep equipping themselves with more and more powerful military weaponry. You now have police forces in the suburbs all dressing and armed like the S.W.A.T. team



It seems to contradict your previous stances of people hurting people and weapons, or tools like you call them, have nothing to do with wether people will commit violence.

It seems like you are saying police don't need to dress and arm themselves like a SWAT team in a suburb because suburbs are generally peaceful and that doing so makes them feel like they need to be more aggressive with the populace.

So it seems like you are contradicting yourself and I was asking you about it.

Topic Sexuality & Gender - how do you identify?
Posted 24 Sep 2014 09:51



I'm curious about bisexuality. I've often wished I was bisexual. It must be really awesome to see a really hot person of either gender and think, "Damn, I'd love to fuck that person's brains out." It's one of the pleasures in life that eludes me.

Hmm... Seems like you may already be on your way there if you're having thoughts like this.

Topic NYPD Officer Filmed Slamming Pregnant Woman to Ground
Posted 24 Sep 2014 09:49

Police have been becoming more and more abusive in the USA. This is a nation where the citizenry is fast becoming the enemy of the government. Big government = abusive government! The municipal police forces and government agencies like the ATF, IRS, DEA, etc. keep equipping themselves with more and more powerful military weaponry. You now have police forces in the suburbs all dressing and armed like the S.W.A.T. team.



Haven't you said multiple times that those are just tools and have nothing to do with death and violence?

Topic Sexuality & Gender - how do you identify?
Posted 23 Sep 2014 02:51

Buysexual.

I will get sexual if a woman buys me something cool. Even an older woman that's like 25 or 26.

Topic What one thing would draw the opposite sex to you?
Posted 23 Sep 2014 02:44

99% of you didn't understand the question and that saddens me.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 12:27



HELL NO!!

Love you Felix, but no, darling...just no. Big Hugs

I've told guys before that I'm some birdy's new boyfriend and to fuck off. Girls pull that shit all the time. What's the difference?

I'm giving welsh mal tips on how to go about this situation unscathed. I'm not giving him tips on how to give his wife a chance to make him think about what he's done lol.

The mistress should just go up to the wife and be like "He's mine now bitch, FIGHT ME!" while welsh mal chills in the car.

Topic What would you do if you caught you're brother in law sniffing & jerking off into yours dirt
Posted 21 Sep 2014 11:40

I was watching my sister in laws apartment one day & she came home early. She walked into her bedroom & saw me with a pair of her dirty panties wrapped around my face so I could sniff them & lick them clean & another pair in my hand jerking off. She just turned around & left. We haven't spoken of it since then, but I want to.
How would you feel if this happened to you?
What should I do now?

Is she prettier or uglier than your wife? This is actually a very important question.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 11:03

You could also have your mistress break it to her and avoid all the ugliness yourself.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 10:43

Send her a short text with a frowny face.

Topic Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted 18 Sep 2014 09:57

Strip clubs are hella fun.

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 20:30

If I say yes, how many guys here will try to negotiate my price down? lol I'm Scotch, so I don't come cheap! :-)

I'll start at 12 euros. 12 is the magic number for scotch right?

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:57



I've aged

No shit

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:55

Yes. Probably an ugly one too laughing9

What about 500 and a cheeseburger? (Or a veggie burger)

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:35

Your are standing in a marvelous and magical creation. Perfect in design. So logic dictates, if there is a creation, wouldn't there be a creator?


Lol no.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 18:20

I just realized I haven't answered this question yet. To put it simply, yes, I do. Just based solely on things I've seen and experienced personally, I believe in God. The Christian one, to be specific.

But there's a lot I don't understand and am trying to understand. There are so many loose ends, and it's just very frustrating to meet people who say 'To question is to show a lack of faith.' Or when they can't answer my question(s), they just say, 'Have faith.' I have plenty of faith, otherwise I wouldn't believe.

Also, I don't buy that whole 'free will' thing. Because it's either believe in God and do as he says or suffer in hell for all eternity. To me, that's the equivalent of a robber holding a gun to my head saying, 'Gimme your purse or I'm gonna blow your brains out!' That's not much of a choice, so there's really no free will there...it's coercion. I've brought this up to numerous people, and no one has given me any clarification on that.

The clarification on that is that Christianity was adopted by a king a long time ago who conveniently aligned the holy days to the holy days of paganism so it wouldn't be so shocking to the population but they added fear. Do what this god says or you're going to ETERNAL FUCKING DAMNATION. So it IS very much like your metaphor about the robber. Think about it... If you were a king wouldn't you want your subjects fearing to sin? That king successfully made the people think they were being watched 24/7. Less stealing, less coveting wives, less doshonering parents, less adultery equaled less murder and assaults freeing up his budget. Throw in a few rules about worshiping other gods 'n' such and you have a pretty convenient religion for a ruler.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 17:57

In any way that a religion has imagined? No.

Do I believe a mother is god in the eyes of a baby? A dog believing their owner is god? A snake getting the fear of god in them when an eagle picks them up off the ground? Fish in a pond praying for their food pellets to keep coming everyday?

Then yes I believe in god.

What that means is that maybe earth is an ant farm controlled by a much larger being who is also wondering if there's a god looking over them.

Or not.

Topic Thoughts on the Michael Brown Police shooting? Is racial profiling still a huge issue in the States?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 17:01

Sure. I imagine racial profiling occurs any place that is racially diverse. And if its a place that isn't diverse then the cops profile on style of dress, tattoos, speech etc. It happens, not sure how you can get rid of it. It's bad, it's unjust, it sucks. But it's human nature.

Topic Panties
Posted 17 Sep 2014 16:30

I keep a pair of my girl's panties in my back pocket in case an armed robbery opportunity arises in which case I use said panties as a mask with my eyes looking out the leg holes and the pussy part over my mouth, looking like a ghetto ass Spider-Man. I do that so I can't be identified so easy but it also reminds me of why I'm whipping out my pearl handled kitty kat to begin with, mothafucka.

Topic eating your own cum
Posted 17 Sep 2014 09:25

eating your own cum...

...probably preludes serial killing.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you'r asking to be friends with?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 09:13

I check to see if they have online boyfriends now because usually the online boyfriend has some kind of cringeworthy gripe about something or other. confused1

Topic Washington Redskins: Time to change the name?
Posted 16 Sep 2014 16:26



btw, totally off topic, but who went and appointed you steward? no, it's not a shot, i'm actually kind of curious. :)

You're not supposed to talk to masters like that. It makes them clam up and pout much like in real life. Please learn some respect and be more mindful of the master's online fantasy world in the future. Thanks.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Sep 2014 14:52

This whole damn thread made me so sad and angry. But I will not feed the trolls. It's gun culture, but not just gun culture. It's rape culture, but not just rape culture. It's American culture, which prizes guns over women. Primarily because, and I'm just guessing here, guns are easier to control than women.

Play nice or get off the fucking playground. Even 10 year old boys know this. Grow up.


This is a little off topic but I have been wondering about it for a while now... Is that your hair in your avatar or are you wearing a hoodie?

Topic Do you prefer bones or meat?
Posted 14 Sep 2014 00:01

Motherfuckin' porterhouse.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:54




The longer I'm stranded is the more time I don't have to hear about you evil4

Oh please. You'd probably be using that pen and paper to write me a letter in a bottle asking me to send you a life raft a month's supply of mountain dew.

Topic What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:42

What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?

Probably oral, then vaginal, then anal. Doesn't have to be in that order, but it's recommended.