Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 10:02

Says he who uses a cartoon character as an avatar on a sex site.

My avatar isn't rocking tits or a boner or anything. It's not altered in any way. Putting huge tits on rapunzel is like when those creeps put open buttholes n shit on my little pony.

Plus there are no children watching felix the cat nowadays. It's a cartoon from the 1920s...

Topic Putting your story title in all caps...
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:44

Please, for the love of god, don't do it. it's a little thing, but it's one more thing for us to do - make it proper.

THIS is how your story titles should read:

Sprite Is A Sexual Goddess



i swear to god, the next person who does this is gonna get spanked, and not in a fun, whimsical, sexy way. flower

Your avatar is a sexualized children's cartoon. Just saying. It's a cartoon/animation meant for children. And you're using an image of it with obscene huge tits on a sex site. Sorry if pointing this out is a suspendible/banning offense. But it's just a bit weird. Why, of all things is this supposed to be a turn on? I get neutral, I get funny, I get different... But your avatar is clearly a sexualization of a Disney movie. Super weird. Who is this supposed to be sexy to?

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:26

Noll accuses me of sucking up to Mods and trash-talks me all the time, he attacks shit I say all the time, but you don't give a shit about that. You bitch about what I say to Noll.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 10 Jul 2017 00:02

That kinda says it's nonsense all by itself of course.

Don't nitpick, bitch.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 22:55

This, from the country that produces spray on cheese?

Canadians love that shit, lets be honest. We are waiting over here for the Canadians to improve it. Waiting in vain.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 22:40

My dearest TrollBoi,

Pay close attention because this is an important yet convoluted topic, and I have seen you have problems with topics like this in the past. Nevertheless, what you think about the right to keep and bear arms or your neighbors to the south has no bearing on the subject. As a Canadian citizen you have no say in how the USA is governed. But here goes.

The Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America does not apply to anyone but the United States Government and by ruling of the Supreme Court of the United States, to the 50 states that make up the United States of America. It simply forbids those governments from infringing on a creator given right that is possessed by every single human being on the face of this planet.

Even by our neighbors to the north who can't seem to figure out that bacon is not a circular slice of ham.

As a native of this very soil I stand on. I'm talking about being born in America to the third power n shit. Like, as Native as it comes, no choice. Yes my bloodline originated here on this soil, unlike yours, im assuming, but I'll take bets... but yeah, I'm certain your blood is not from here, America. Open your eyes. Your existence shouldn't have happened if your own people got their shit together. They let you down. Hate them, rightly so, not actual Americans (look up what it actually means)

As immigrants (you, yes you) you have nothing to say about anything when it comes to right and wrong. You're actually the immigrants. That's why you feel so surrounded. Open your eyes. MORPHIUS.

I'm from and born and my family is native to California. I'm talking before my great grandfather, before this country was United States.. What about you? Where were you boated from? What European country thought your family wasn't good enough to pay a living wage? That kicked your dumbass grandma right on out... Which we sympathized for and took your bloodline in, understanding that fact, and you still live here to this day? Yet, you're angry... why don't you go back to whatever godforsaken country your bloodline is from and be happy. Go ahead. You fucking fool.

Topic I need ideas for a sex scene....
Posted 09 Jul 2017 21:25

You can do a lot with food sex. Start with some warm gravy on her titties and just see where it all leads.

Gravy on tits, dag? I know you southerners take your gravy piping hot. Don't lead the lush populace astray buz.

Topic I need ideas for a sex scene....
Posted 09 Jul 2017 20:37

Someone has to get the Tentacle Sex ball rolling. What better than now? You can use Lush 4D to publish it in 2021, when the Tentacle Sex category is created.

I've seen (studied, art school*) the tentacle porn before and many of the more "nuanced" Japanese porn. Actually, analyzed Japanese porn for a paper in college. It's quite fascinating when you understand why the creators went off on the tangents they did. Their hands were tied by the law but they saw a demand for fucking (dick in pussy) porn. So all that weird shit you see was imagined to circumvent the odd laws like, you can't show an actual penis... well, a tentacle isn't a penis so there you go, a tentacle isn't a penis so LEGAL. They were like pervy Japanese Al Capones.

That said.... The tentacle porn had an added and obvious rape value (sorry, not value.... troll) that was meant to fuck with the Japanese obscenity laws. It was put in there to say like, change the law faster than we can draw this shit, BITCH.

That said.... For those who don't get this... and actually get off on the tentacle porn... You're getting off on an obvious beastiality rape scenario. May that lay heavy on your conscience and soul.

Topic Longest time spent masturbating?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 20:15

One time I had the ultimate crush on this girl. If I said white she would say black, if I said up she would say down, if I said mexican she would say wall. Her defenses were way up. She knew what I wanted, her fear overpowered her excitement for about 6 months. She knew what would happen when that border would open. Six fucking months I jerked off like a goddamn madman in solitary confinement. SIX FUCKING MONTHS JERKING MY JOINT! Needless to say, all that practice came in handy (no pun intended) when she finally let me get that taco.

Topic Can you share " I Did It For Money " experiences ?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 18:54

I have spent 2 one week gigs at a legal whore house in Nevada. Also while I was working as the manager of the shoe department at a locally owned department store. The owner of a wholesale shoe business in Dallas told the owner of our store he would give him $500 if he could get me to fuck him. My boss told me about it and wanted to know if I was interested. I told my boss I had an idea to get us a better deal on our orders for shoes. Things were tight financially due to the competition of the larger department stores. On our next trip to Dallas to buy shoes I dressed very slutty and got us a really great deal on our order and I got to choose 10 pairs for myself. For the next couple years we got huge discounts on our orders by me fucking Jay when he was in town or we were in Dallas.

Jay also owner a wholesale lingerie and adult book and toy story. I posed for his catalogs which were X rated publications.


Seems legit.


Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 18:45 rifle.jpg

Look how fucked his eyes are. How does he even aim? One eye goes one way... One eye goes another.

If a brown guy with a beard open carrying waltz in, this eyegore would probably take out half the overhead monitors and a couple of tourists while simultaneously smacking the fuck out of his daughter's potato head with the barrel of the rifle. lol

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2017 00:10

Hey, remember the 90's and the one true queen of the west? Windbreaker is cumming.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 06 Jul 2017 22:36

Hi Dani ...hello2 ... warmhug...I see ya feeling better....I'm glad.

I'm having a very yummy French Pinot this morning ... It's only 7:00am...sssh ...

You didn't put ice in the pinot, did you bro?

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 06 Jul 2017 21:16

But you're not my favorite moderator

Wipe the turd off your nose, how nymphy of you. I was joking before but now I'm just disappointed.

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 06 Jul 2017 20:22

You're such an old goof.

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 06 Jul 2017 19:33

I'd kinda like to know that too.

I'm not fond of you either, noll.

Not one bit.

Topic Tell something weird about yourself, cooking-wise
Posted 06 Jul 2017 18:06

If it's the popping you're scared of when frying, adding salt to the oil helps to reduce that.

Also, getting an air fryer will change your life.

All as seen on tv n shit. Set it and forget it dog.

Topic Condemned to Hopelessness? Charlie Gard
Posted 06 Jul 2017 16:47

I agree with just about all you've said. But acting out of love doesn't always equate with doing what's best. I know the parents will live with the what-ifs for the rest of their lives, but not allowing them to do so rules out the precedent that the end doesn't have to justify the means.

What happened to you to make you this way? Why is your heart so tiny and frozen?

Topic rules of blood and gore
Posted 05 Jul 2017 20:55

I wrote a story where a Lilith monster/entity blew people up. From the inside out. It was an awesome story.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 05 Jul 2017 17:10

Please do not engage in personal attacks on the forums.

Can I please ask him to post the scathing PMs?

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 05 Jul 2017 16:04

Ya not ever even look at my Lush page?...Maybe ya should try reading it? God just like other guys here , they never read my page, just go for the boob pics.
Why would I take pics down from my Phunpages account silly. Lush isn't the only cybersex chat site ya know.
I have other pages too, why I'm not always here a lot. I have other chat friends other than just here.

Ok...I'm very sorry for saying ya have a small dick and i will change my post.

I am 25, not 22, and no I can't say how old I been seeing my Mistress, Lush not like that I think, but It's been a lot of my life.

I also have 4 blogs in Dutch, German, Swedish, and English. The Swedish one has my Fanny Modin years until I was 23.

All my other pics are my personal pics when I was younger, or after I stopped working in Paris.

I'm at work soon and starting my shift at the pub...Gotta go, drinks are up.

What the fack dag

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 05 Jul 2017 15:30

I see your trolling again. What, hurting that other girls feelings not enough
to get your little dick hard? Not feel like a man yet this month?

I was gonna try to make friends with ya, but if ya gonna follow me around and not be nice, and try to be mean then
stop talking to me. I not like you, and I think ya just troll around the forums running your dick licker.
I think you're a mean person. So leave me alone. I'm not interested in you. Never will be, so slither away some where else.
Not want to talk to you, or know you.
Is that plain enough for ya, or do I have to send ya a get well card for your mental impairments.
Stop stalking me freak.

I screenshot and saved the other page showing how you started being mean to that girl first for know reason at all.
I'm saving every page ya follow me to from now on too.

And what does your comment mean too? You trying to say I'm a guy? What is wrong with you?
What an asshole someone would have to be to say that. ya been hurt by too many girls laughing at your small dick or something?
Of course I always go out of my way to ask about Lush having Live Cams if I didn't want them too, just so some moron wouldn't understand.
If ya trying to ruin my fun at Lush in any way, or hurt my feelings like ya did that other girl yesterday?
I'll just report ya to Lush for bothering me, and you can explain it to them.
Then I'll also do a few other things I can do about guys like you here.
I wonder how many others ya have been mean to as well, besides that other girl.
Think I need to talk with her again too.

Your think you're gods gift to girls attitude isn't gonna go well with me.
Especially with such a small cock that won't even get hard during cyber sex.
I not put up with that from any guy I know, any of my friends in real life,
and I'm surely not gonna put up with it from someone who doesn't even know me,
or from a freak on an online sexsite too? I not think so.

I've had dates with guys just like you before, even when I knew better. Didn't like them, and I not like you very much now either.
You're a very mean person, and following me around like some freak lets me know that for sure now.

But not worry...I'm not a mean person, and I would never tell anyone ya have a small dick and couldn't get it up to even cybersex good with me.
Ya must understand that we aren't very compatible though, and ya should just try to have Lushie fun some where else.
I need a better cyber lover than you can be for me. Sorry, so just go away.

Ya sure ya really want to start something with me? I won't just let it go ya know, no matter what ya say or do.
If not, then fine, come get all ya want and see how much noise I make about it.
We can just let everyone know who and what ya are then.
A lot of my Lush friends know me live, up close and personal. What about you?...hmmm
Sorry, but anything ya may think ya know? Ya gonna be surprised. Ya think ya are special that way?

Oh I'm not done yet...And if ever ya want to live cam with me in front of anyone here?
We have 3 of them here running 24/7 on our farm. Just pick a number.
I can invite any of my friends who talk with me almost everyday on my blogs, and we can live cam in front of admin or anyone,
anywhere on Lush. Let's just see what you really look like, I'll show others just how mean ya really are,
and you can show everyone the size of your dick. I'll have one of my close friends here show the size of their cock to compare.
Maybe then ya leave me alone and stop following me around Lush.
If ya can't live cam for some reason? Which wouldn't surprise me for ya to say that ya can't,
then we can post a photo of our International Driving Permits, or whatever it is that ya have,
in front of everyone in any chat room, or forum page.

Ya want to say you're sorry? I'm not hard to find ya know.
Anything other than that I not really care what ya do. Just go away, or do I need to also tattoo that on your little dick.

Nuh huh you're mean!


I'll show you just how nice I am. I'm so nice that I'll inform you that some big meanie stole your pictures and put them online for people to use god knows how!


You should really look into getting those taken down or something.

And yes if you post your international drivers license or whatever I promise to believe you. I'll forget how you said you've been traveling every month to see your master in England FOR THE PAST 11 YEARS even though you're like supposedly 22. When did you start? Europe is so progressive. But yeah post it, I hope the photo on it isn't one of those in your gallery that someone stole and placed online. That is so mean! And tiny dicked of them.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 05 Jul 2017 08:33


I kinda thought something like that really. But had to ask.
I not think very many here would use it anyway.
Seems maybe most Lushies are here instead of other live chat sites is because they want their privacy.

I can understand that I guess with their work, families,

I'm sure that worried you for a second there, bro.

Topic The best place to pick up?
Posted 05 Jul 2017 08:24

Dumber choice. That can get really ugly when things go sour.

It's a quickie not a relationship, ding dong. This is why no one wants to get any of your stank on their hang low.

Topic Trump/Shakespeare In the Park
Posted 03 Jul 2017 23:14

The anger is strong in this one.

It should be "the anger is strong with this one."

Sorry, it just bugs me when people try to be "clever" when quoting movie quotes as insults but get it fundamentally wrong.

The force isn't in you, it's with you.

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 03 Jul 2017 22:32

I value my sleep. This is a quick way to get involuntarily kicked.

Topic Is Wonder Woman Overrated??
Posted 03 Jul 2017 21:34

First of all whoever created this topic needs punched lol!! Being a huge Wonder Woman fan and waiting forever for her to finally get the love she deserves. How can anyone say it was overrated. When there have many many Superman movies, Batman movies. She's always been overshadowed by other heroes or whatever. I saw it four times and each time I get an overwelming happiness and almost tears at certain parts of the movie. Some parts maybe cliched or over the top but who cares. It's become my all time favorite movie.

This why lush is still funny.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 03 Jul 2017 20:52

Your lack of reading comprehension is showing... as is your stupidity. You and Jack are troll brothers from another mother. Even when I fucking agree with you... you still can't get a clue. Whatever Noll. Have a nice life and grow the fuck up. That's not too sexist for you now, is it?

We're misters from another sister you sexist piece of shit.

Wait what... d'oh!

Topic Is Wonder Woman Overrated??
Posted 03 Jul 2017 20:44

cause i'm a hypocritical whore, remember?

Hmmm... I think it's the opposite that spurred this exchange.

PS: You aren't insinuating I called you that I hope. That would be pretty dishonest of you.

Topic Is Wonder Woman Overrated??
Posted 03 Jul 2017 20:34

it wasn't a debate. i simply stated that you're wrong. a debate means that i am willing to present well thought out arguments and am open to changing my mind if your arguments sway me. i am and was uninterested from either outcome. i simply wanted to point out that you were wrong. it's really very simple.

Oh so you were just attention hounding again.

Fair enough.