Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 19 Jul 2015 16:32

Okay... I've gone though over 30 pages in this thread and I can't find the quote from Nic I wanted to reference so I'll try and wing it.

Nicola had mentioned looking into adding a gold member's story to the top of the front page in the rotation with the "Feature Members" box. I will add I think this is a fantastic idea. There are other sites (no, I won't be rude and mention their names) that do something similar. I know this because at one time, one of my "older" stories was selected for this rotation (I'm sure more have been... but it was the ONLY time I saw it.) While it would be great if they were RRs or EPs... I think (and this is strictly my opinion) that should not be a requirement. Now... there coulde (and I stress the word could) be a "Featured RR" a "Featured EP" and a "Featured Story" that makes this rotation. I'm guessing not all RRs and EPs were written by Gold members. However... if this is asking too much (as it is a lot to ask for)... then just a "Featured Gold Member's Story" would be fine. This way those members who have been her longer than say... 6 months... and have more than 10 stories (and poems) written can get some love on a great story they wrote a while ago.

Now, I realize this runs the risk of a "less" than stellar story making this rotation, but really, that's a subjective issue. A story I think is amazing might suck to another reader. Readers have stories they avoid for a reason (category, tags, etc.) and thus, this rotation will give older pieces some attention. No, not everyone will "love" the story that is picked... but maybe... just maybe... those older stories will get some new readers. My 2 cents

There's no e at the end of could and your overuse of ellipses is ridiculous...

The quote from Nicola is from a similar thread as this but from the gold member section. It says so right there in my post. You didn't have to go back 30 pages to look for it LOL.

There's probably a reason this was never implemented. (In my own opinion) One of them is probably that the number of gold member authors is relatively low compared to the total membership of the site. Just a couple of the gold member authors have probably posted more stories than all the other's combined. You do the math as to what would become of this "featured story banner". Not many authors have more than a couple EPs or a handful of RRs. It's a much better way to give new readers a sampling of quality stories from a diverse set of writers. If they like them they can then go and read the rest of their stories. It makes way more sense.

Topic Poems by Sprite's Cat
Posted 19 Jul 2015 16:12



Is this really a SEX site?

It's getting really close to becoming a bestiality site.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 19 Jul 2015 15:38

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4b789fc0f8425d19124b9dcaa0d6f3f0/tumblr_nrmehwlc6i1uv6qiyo1_540.jpg

Topic The Great Hot Sauce Debate: Tobasco or Texas Pete?
Posted 19 Jul 2015 15:34

I'm all about the Sriracha or Tapatio.

Topic Poems by Sprite's Cat
Posted 19 Jul 2015 14:18



Man In White Coat: "This will STING..."

Me: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Several hours later...

MAN IN WHITE COAT: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey Mr. Stephanie.

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/02/23/23/9i/t6/moss90auwwxejp.jpg

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 19 Jul 2015 07:43


We are also considering adding a gold member's story to the top of the front page, in rotation with the "Featured Members" box. Each page refresh would pull a gold member's story, at random, so old and new stories will have a chance of featuring right at the top of the site.


This was a pretty cool idea. It would be even better if it was only the RR or EP stories that would show up instead of random gold member stories making sure the site isn't featuring a crappy story to readers. The site would actually be recommending recommended stories and editors picks to people.

I originally replied to you in the gold members thread and this was brought up.



While there are some stories that may not be appealing to the masses, I'm hoping that 'crappy' stories don't get published here. I love this idea as well and hope that if it's implemented, all Gold members have equal opportunity to be featured. It's a Gold perk, not an authors' perk.

This was my further elaboration on what I originally said.

Crappy maybe was the wrong word... And I hope that it isn't implemented for all gold members. It is true that some gold members publish stories that are not great, shitty even. I was suggesting that this would be great but only stories that have been deemed "good". A perk for every author, as long as they write something good. A story site featuring a random story isn't all that effective once readers realize that the story featured has a good chance of being a whammy. A featured story feature should be there to recommend good writing and not be a welfare for gold status authors.

Also, some gold members have a ton of stories. Some publish every day... They would always be the featured story.

Maybe I should post this in the site improvements and features thread.

I really do think it would be a cool idea to feature stories that are RR and EPs. That way you won't see substandard stories or the same author all the time due to the large amount of published work throwing the numbers off in their favor.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 19 Jul 2015 07:10

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a68352f36c9492010e3de1189401f487/tumblr_nefkatFbbz1qhcmsjo1_540.jpg

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 19 Jul 2015 07:08

https://36.media.tumblr.com/e187701d20c6c0ae5aa804c9baefce9b/tumblr_nrlrpupZyN1u4g02fo1_540.jpg

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 18 Jul 2015 18:04

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 18 Jul 2015 18:03

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Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 18 Jul 2015 12:13



I have Osteoperosis you fucking unsympathetic bastard!

xx SF

Can't even toss a joke around here without breaking someone's hip. fish

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 18 Jul 2015 10:44

Now I have absolutely no idea who's joking and who's not. You're all joking, right? scratch

I'm joking.

Stephenie is most certainly joking. The man's skeleton is made of all funny bones.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 18 Jul 2015 08:46

https://41.media.tumblr.com/82ae05d7b57ebe2c9d603282dc8e94e2/tumblr_nrms045scU1s1gbk8o1_540.jpg

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 17 Jul 2015 18:29




The CLEVER ones get it...


xx SF

Would have been more clever if it was synonyms for the actual sins. A joke for the thinking person. Just sayin' my man.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 17 Jul 2015 18:04

Meritage ~

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 17 Jul 2015 18:02

https://40.media.tumblr.com/223dd74206123eb73b48b7f6f2bd1d09/tumblr_nr58qlECb21tq8bfxo1_540.jpg

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 17 Jul 2015 17:53



cinnamon

I cackled.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 17 Jul 2015 08:55

https://38.media.tumblr.com/f74b76ad4255a27ede785b30934dc2e0/tumblr_npgdgrnwQd1t90yqgo2_500.gif

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 17 Jul 2015 08:53

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a23e15d3941e4a482f51fac02da42d8b/tumblr_nj8ymj2uYI1u5944ao1_540.jpg

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 17 Jul 2015 08:53

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, maybe a golden retriever

Please don't do anything to that dog.

Topic Treaty with Iran
Posted 16 Jul 2015 17:38



I was afraid my avatar was already too funny for The Think Tank. Let's get back to the topic.



There's nothing funny about Daffy Duck jerking off Kiera's dad.

But yes, back to the topic.


Topic Treaty with Iran
Posted 16 Jul 2015 17:19





Anyway

You should have asked kiera to explain why she doesn't think a treaty with Islamic believers would work.

Would have been a funny read.

Topic make love or get fucked
Posted 16 Jul 2015 17:16

Depends on my mood, but I like both. But when I smoke, I tend to go for the long love making kinda sex. The pure sexual energy transports me to a sublime state of bliss and delight when smoking.

I like you.

Topic Treaty with Iran
Posted 16 Jul 2015 14:56



TY for not cutting off the end words of what I wrote when quoting me Big Hugs

Learn how to use basic punctuation. A good place to start is the comma and the period. It would make it easier to figure out where your "thoughts" begin and end.

Topic Do you like funny girls?
Posted 16 Jul 2015 13:54

Yeah, if they're good at fuckin'.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 16 Jul 2015 13:45

The tears of my enemies.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 16 Jul 2015 13:39

https://41.media.tumblr.com/e26d4ca3f660e6c21f502b40076eadc2/tumblr_nm1pivZeMt1s490dao1_540.jpg

Topic If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
Posted 16 Jul 2015 13:37

as in your butthole, or the someone else? This really needs to be cleared up.

Labels aren't there to warn the bearer.