Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:37



not even asking them to e good to someone who does, just don't fucking RAPE them. there. that makes it easier, right? either help them out or just let them lay in the corner in a pool of vomit, but don't fucking rape them. why is that so difficult?

Because a lot of people are evil and they always will be evil and they hunt around in situations with easier prey. That's it.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:35



that's 30+ year old Jack. i guarantee you that 20+ year old Jack would go to that freaking banging party with all the hot college chicks, the one that all the hot college chicks are going to cause it's fun. guaranTEE it.

Well, my parents didn't teach me much about being careful, I wish they had, but they didn't.

That's why I said in my first post to you that teaching little girls about certain situations that are more dangerous than others or street smarts shouldn't be confused with with telling them it's their fault if something bad happens.

And please... 30+ Jack would go to a party fulla hot college chicks too. Please.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:24



you know, if i had the choice between being raped and having my wallet stolen, 3 guesses which i'd choose. and dude, you don't think that women who go to parties with friends don't end up getting raped too? all it takes is a couple of minutes. rape doesn't last very long. it's over in about the time it would take for a girl to disappear long enough to take a pee most of the time.

I wasn't equating rape with theft. I was illustrating what a fantasy it is to expect people to be good to somebody who passes out at a party full of strangers.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:22



thing is, that's easy, gangster parties are obvious. as a woman, i have to assume i'm taking a chance at ANY party i go to where there will be drinking. ANY party. so, to work with your analogy.

ANY time i go parachuting, i have to assume that some evil fuck took my parachute, the one i got from a professional parachutist who packed it himself, and cut the cords on it right before i jumped and them pushed me out the door.

Maybe I am getting older and wiser. Or maybe I live in a nice area now with nice friends now. But I know for certain no raping or shooting is happening in the parties/bbqs we have in my circle of friends . Every once in a while I am invited to get-togethers by strangers or acquaintances where I will probably know few people and will probably be in a house where there appears to be no present owner and I know it will probably be fun but I have too much to lose now to risk the worst for a little fun.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:17



Shit....I agree with you...

Go to your kitchen.

Open the microwave door.

And see if your head fits.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:13



AND btw, guys drink themselves unconcious all the time. you know what i do to guys who do that? get them a pillow, make sure they're somewhere safe, that they're okay, get them to drink water if they wake up, look out for them. i have never once raped a guy at a party who'd had too much to drink. not even thought about it. it's not so hard.

Well good for you but again, that's not the way the world works. The next girl might have stolen every piece of jewelry and the guy's wallet. Or a guy might rape him too. Guys rape others guys all the time.

Plus I would never go to a fucked up party by myself anyway.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:11



going to parties is fun. i'd like to go to a party and not have to worry about being roofied and then being told it's my fault for being at the party in the first place.

That's the thing though. Last time I was at a party where shots were fired (like 10 years ago) I thought "whoa, why did I come to this party, I should have known better than to come to a fucking gangster party."

It's fun to do a lot of things. If I am going to jump out of a plane I am going to make sure I go to a proper skydiving school with professionals. I am not going to buy a parachute on ebay and jump out of some friends plane because I should be okay because the guy on ebay assured me the chute was tip top.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 19:05



I don't think anyone is claiming that women should go to a frat house and drink themselves unconscious, because they should be able to without fear of being raped.


No, but that is what people are claiming. Look at sprites response to you.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 16:33



for the record, most people here will tell you that i'm pretty confident, fairly tough, and able to physically defend myself. none of that mattered when i was attacked. instead of telling me how i should be and act, how about if we work on telling guys how they should be and act. once again, the onus for not being assaulted is placed on women. getting kind of sick of it.

The way things are and the way things should be are completely different things though. Of course people shouldn't be raped, murdered, mugged or anything. But in the real world that happens everyday and that will continue until the human race ceases to exist.

I would never teach someone to navigate the world by the way things should be. I would teach them to do so by how the world is.

What would you say to someone who leaves a stack of 100 dollar bills on their dashboard in the middle of a shitty neighborhood? Would you say go ahead and leave it there, people shouldn't steal from others? Or would you say, maybe you should hide that? ...of course people should teach their children not to steal but that is just not reality. Before you say that money and women aren't the same... A rapist or murderer doesn't care. That's why they are able to rape and murder in the first place. That's why you shouldn't mistake teaching street smarts and common sense to little girls with blaming them for the shitty things that happen.

It's true with everything. Literally everything from rape and murder to simple shit like your passwords. Just because people shouldn't hack other people's accounts doesn't mean you should make your password 123.

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 13:09



No, it's not the same thing at all. It's just me trying to deflect hostility through humor.

Sorry all, for hijacking a serious thread. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Oh okay. Counterpoints are hostility now.



...

Do you guys see what just happened? What just happened with verbal? I mean, I posted a counterpoint and he called me a dick and then plugged my name into his story about - the abuse of his daughters' mother - to make it humorous, a joke ... But I am the hostile and insensitive one... What a knee-slapper!

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 12:44



Original edit (also for effect)

This replacement works pretty well too:

"My daughters are adopted. Though they were not abused, they certainly witnessed physical abuse, of Magical Felix beating me.

It has affected one of my daughters more than the other. She was afraid of Magical Felix for over a year, and I consider it one of the greatest accomplishments in my life that I overcame that fear (somewhat) through kindness and laughter and acting like an idiot in general (I have some game in that department). Several times, when she was upset over something, my wife would put a walkie talkie next to her head and I would sing to her from another room. Because seeing Magical Felix in the room would terrify her.

She still views me through that same filter. Even me; sometimes I can sense the distance in her. I am Magical Felix she saw beating Verbal. So, it doesn't matter if you are a nice guy, or a feminist, or "just want to talk," or whatever. Magical Felix is a violent psychopath, and the actions of Magical Felix color the world of mine, and how I see Magical Felix.

Magical Felix doesn't get to say "You're being too sensitive." Because it didn't happen to Magical Felix."

Don't be a dick.

Hmmm... That is not really the same thing though. That one is about a specific person. I know you are trying to be clever but it really doesn't make sense... Like if a specific person beats you then yeah, you should be afraid of them or like avoid them at all costs.

You could also replace men with women and beating/abuse with cheating (for example) and I am also sure you wouldn't have ended it with "women don't get to say it's not okay that you are calling them all whores. Because it didn't happen to them".

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 11:53

My daughters are adopted. Though they were not abused, they certainly witnessed physical abuse, of their bio-Dad beating their bio-Mom.

It has affected one of my daughters more than the other. She was afraid of me for over a year, and I consider it one of the greatest accomplishments in my life that I overcame that fear (somewhat) through kindness and laughter and acting like an idiot in general (I have some game in that department). Several times, when she was upset over something, my wife would put a walkie talkie next to her head and I would sing to her from another room. Because seeing me in the room would terrify her.

She still views all men through that same filter. Even me; sometimes I can sense the distance in her. All men are the man she saw beating her biological mother. So, it doesn't matter if you are a nice guy, or a feminist, or "just want to talk," or whatever. Some men are violent psychopaths, and the actions of those men color the world of all women, and how they see all men.

And don't forget, we still live in a world where men get sentenced to three months in jail for raping a woman. Or no jail time at all because the judge thought a woman who is drunk has given away her right to say "no." Or no legal action whatsoever because the woman is too scared of public ridicule and slut-shaming to press charges.

Men don't get to say "You're being too sensitive." Because it didn't happen to you.

If you replace men with blacks/mexicans and women with whites in this I am sure you wouldn't have ended it with "Blacks and Mexicans don't get to say you're being too racist. Because it didn't happen to them".

Topic What's your take on this article: The thing all women do that you (men) don't know about
Posted 22 Sep 2016 01:48

Quite frankly, my girlfriend isn't scared of me at all. Sometimes I try to show off but everyone still knows what's up. It's embarrassing.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 18 Sep 2016 23:15

Like your "Don't be stupid"s?


I'm not the first person to say you're being stupid?

Well...



And non-gay blowjobs as well.

Pretend I am making a voice like I'm talking to a child when you read the next two paragraphs.

And are you incapable of reading? I mean you are looking for stories to read right? Can you not tell what the stories are about? The majority of them are about gay blowjobs when you search for gay blowjobs. There are even some in other categories but tagged with gay first so you know what it is. It's pretty simple if you know how to read. You asked where to search for gay blowjob stories. I showed you.

like, if I want to find a reluctance anal story I can type those two words in and easily find one. Just like google. You know how you have to pull up your big boy pants and read the results so you can find what you want? You do the same thing with this. You read the results like you learned in school and pick the one that sounds the most like what you want to read.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 18 Sep 2016 22:47



Don't get so worked up Jack. I'm not trying to take away any of your 'straight privileges'. LOL. I don't care about straight being the default. It makes sense that the category that matches the sexuality of the majority of the visitors is the main one.


You're not the first person to say I'm mad or worked up when I pick apart their logic. You going to correct my spelling mistakes next?

Again, tell me where I can search for gay oral sex stories then?

https://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx?query=gay%20blowjob

Holy cow, searching for gay blowjob results in finding gay blowjob stories. Mind boggling.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 18 Sep 2016 21:48



I was referring to your two copies remark. On a website you don't deal with physical copies and you don't need two copies of a story/book in order to put it in two categories.
It's the combination of categories that enables you to do refined searches. What would create an overcrowded bookstore in the physical world, with pysical copies of the same title popping up at different places in the store, allows for a more fine-tuned categorizarion in the digital world.
There's no physical limit to store/display items on a website (other than disk space, but the number of stories don't multiply by the number of categories they're in) and neither does an online search require one to stroll along physical aisles of books.

For an online bookstore there's no reason to lumb together all their Spanish books when they have categories for their English books. 'Spanish' and 'English' are essentially categories on their own. So if they can combine English and Horror, why not Spanish and Horror?

You want gay stories to be in multiple categories with the straight stories because equality. It doesn't matter whether it's online or in a bookstore. You know what the point is. You still scroll through categories looking for stories. It would be a big mess if the stories were all mixed together. You know damn well people will put them in as many categories as they can just like they tag them with as many tags as they can to get more views. Your point about them being in multiple categories making refined searches more effective doesn't even make sense because it will be the same thing as the tags. It's stupid.

The only thing that makes sense is to have ten times the categories and get rid of the gay/lesbian/transsexual? (Is there a transsexual one?) etc. and put each one of those before each existing category and straight also.

So like

Gay male blowjob

Straight blowjob

Bisexual blowjob

Gender fluid blowjob

Pansexual blowjob

Nonbinary blowjob

Fucking lesbian blowjob

That would be fine if there were that many stories that would fit in those categories but there isn't. Most of the stories are straight. So you'd have ten times the categories with 90% of the stories being in the straight categories. You'd create a giant clusterfuck of categories for 10% of the stories. Then what would happen is that those categories will get even less traffic than the gay/lesbian categories did and the endless cycle of whining would begin again.

You could even replace the stories and poems links/filter/thingys on the home page with straight/gay/lesbian/bi etc and oh yeah... poems too. With the exact same categories you have now but with each orientation or whatever having their versions of the home page.

BUT GUESS WHAT?

More whining will happen because the straight category will be the default and rightly so since it's the one that gets the most traffic and most stories posted. There would be endless whining about that.

Tough titties.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 18 Sep 2016 16:32



LOL! Are you saying you can't read a story when I'm reading it? Because that's what you're implying with your physical bookstore metaphore.



What? The metaphor is about the spanish section being similar to the gay section in that it encompasses many categories but they are all lumped into one section because the bookstore is predominantly stocked with english books. Placing the spanish books mixed in with with the english books just makes it all a disorganized mess.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 18 Sep 2016 11:17

Equality man! ;)

No, that's not equality. Thats a disorganized mess.

No, the site is not set up that way. Stories about men having oral sex with other men end up in the category Gay Male, or Bisexual perhaps, along with a whole bunch of stories that are not about oral sex at all. They do not end up in the Oral Sex category.

Yeah because that's gay... Why do you want to go searching through the straight oral sex category for gay stories? Seems like a pain in the ass.

It must be just as annoying for gay men who are not interested in anal sex to see a bunch of stories about anal sex clogging up the Gay Male category. With multiple categories per story you could have nice filters, where you could match stories on more than one feature, but also exclude categories from the results. E.g. Straight Sex + Anal - Poems + RR or Gay Male - Anal. It would be superduper awesome if one could then save these queries for reuse of course.



What you need is a better search engine and for gay authors to not tag every story with blowjob.

It's like at the book store. There is a section with books in Spanish. Every single category is all mixed up in it. It's just all the books they have in Spanish alphabetized by author. It takes some searching to find a genre you like because you are searching for a Spanish book in an English bookstore. It wouldn't make sense to have two copies of all the spanish books to add into all the other categories because the people who don't know spanish aren't going to buy them and the people who do know spanish aren't going to search for them through all the english books. And It would just be a huge mess if you did that with all the different languages. Not everyone reads gay on lush in the same way that not everyone reads spanish.

Topic Describe Your Last Sexual Encounter with a Movie Title
Posted 17 Sep 2016 22:39

The Heat. lol

You sure it wasn't 40 year old virgin?

Topic What are some of your "Pet Peeves"
Posted 17 Sep 2016 22:37

Javascript freezing my webpages. Flashplayer always being out of date...

You should ask Jeeves about that shit.

Topic What are some of your "Pet Peeves"
Posted 17 Sep 2016 22:35



Me too



Shut up trinket.

Topic Random Acts of Kindness
Posted 17 Sep 2016 19:18

I'll buy single moms a drink.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 17 Sep 2016 11:09

People got more upset over this and possibly changing the Redskins name than they did when Ray Rice brutally ragdolled his girlfriend on camera.

Kaepernick does one of the most American things there is for a living and he's gonna protest the flag. He plays in a league that is predominantly black and white owned...and he is going to protest by not standing for the flag? It's like being in the military and protesting war by not standing for the flag yet remaining in the military.

Everyone is a hypocrite and this is really a non-story. Unless the story is that people are stupid.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Sep 2016 10:27

https://66.media.tumblr.com/93a4ef21a8661e681a432dee0f6a3798/tumblr_o8h321Z3cy1rxlgn6o1_500.gif

Topic Unintentional funny online stuff
Posted 17 Sep 2016 10:23



It's something you could kiss

So it wasn't Lush?

Topic Describe Your Last Sexual Encounter with a Movie Title
Posted 17 Sep 2016 10:12

High School Musical 3

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Sep 2016 10:48

Are you saying that most of Lush's categories (should) only relate to straight sex then? That stories about gay, lesbian and bisexual sex should use tags for the very same subjects that stories about straight sex have categories for? That doesn't make much sense.

Unless the gay stories are outnumbering the straight stories, yes. They aren't... so it does make sense to have a gay, lesbian and bisexual category to find stories that aren't between straight people. The tags are there so you can find what type of gay story you want to read.



Say you want to watch a blowjob. You want to watch a dude suck a dick and then get jizzed on. Or perhaps you just want to see someone suck a dick and get jizzed on, regardless of their gender.
Whether the sex in a story is same sex or not may be the most important aspect for many straight and gay folks, but perhaps not for bisexuals.

If you're bisexual isn't the site already set up that way? Or are you saying that the gay, lesbian etc. categories should be removed and you prefer it to be a surprise when you read the story because you are bisexual? Sounds stupid.

For some the historical setting may be what they find most important about a story, for others the fact that it's interracial. Since there's no clear hierarchy of how to decide what should be the story's category and what should be just a tag, authors may miss out on potential readers who are looking in other categories than the one the author chose, but that might have been equally fitting to that particular story.

'Poem' could just be another category, just as Audio story, Recommended, Editor's pick, etc. Those latter ones have some kind of special status now as they don't rule out other categories. What GoNE68 essentially asked is to allow the same for the category 'Poem'. I ask to allow the same for all categories.




It would be annoying to click on a category and see a bunch of poems clogging it up. That's why they separated them in the first place. Because it's lush stories . Not lushpoems. It used to be that you would check out the front page and 90% of the "stories" were poems. Most of them only had like 100 views too. What does that tell you?

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 14 Sep 2016 23:54

Yes, I deleted my post. It's silly to argue so I will refrain. If anyone wants to see it, they can look at your profile page. (((Hugs)))

Lol what? What do you mean look at my profile page? Your post doesn't appear there.

LOL, ah..you really do amuse me. I secretly love you, and want your attention so please don't ever leave me

The projection on display is amazing. Poor stupid trash.

Topic Driverless Cars
Posted 14 Sep 2016 23:42

Hell half the cars I pass on a daily basis ACT like their driverless! d'oh!

master Jonathan, you're a "writer" that spams the fuck out of lush with your "work". Please learn the difference between there, they're and their.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 14 Sep 2016 23:35



Felix, really, it is very flattering that you follow me around and comment to everything I post (it does make me feel very special :-) but it's 100% unnecessary. I mean, thanks for all the exposure and all; it might even make others want to look at my profile and maybe even procured me a read or two, so I'm grateful for your constant attention.

As for your other comments, I understand that they are meant to get a rise out of me, but stay on topic. I know it's tough for a person like you, but try. It'll be okay.





You do realize there are about 5 posts an hour on the forum. Not sure if your posts are easy to miss at that rate.

But for the sake of argument. I do recall you trying to get my attention when you first joined. You looked for me, you found me, then you played the victim.

Enjoy your read or two...and your government cheese.