Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic No transgender individuals in the U.S. military
Posted 28 Jul 2017 05:08

So the US military blows millions on viagra for it's troops. Love a good boner but me thinks that the argument about cost is a convenient way to get people to agree with his bigotry.

Oops and I see this point has been mentioned. I'll see myself out now.

One of the main arguments is that transgenders, gays and women are too much of a distraction... But walking around with a raging boner with nothing to stick it in constitutes as a major distraction in my book. Just saying.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:28

Jack can be an absolute ass. And you can do nothing about it

This is true.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:26

I hope you are okay, dear. Shoot me a message when you feel up to it.

Careful what you wish for. She tends to send 10,000 word doozies.

(Even if she blocks you she sends messages) I have one sitting in my inbox now. She blocks then sends messages anyway. It's sorta... crazy. But have fun with that verbal.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:23

You wished I would die in a plane crash? What type of a disgusting, senseless moron would wish that someone was in a plane crash? If someone tells you they have a fear of flying, you tell them you hope they are in a plane crash? What the hell is wrong in that dicky little pea brain of yours? You have such little self worth that you have to try to bring everyone else down to your pathetic level. In doing so, you make yourself the lowest of the low. As long as you treat people the way you do, you're always gonna be that stinking little speck of dirt under people's shoe.

You're not funny, you're a narcissistic psycho. Youve actually made me feel physically sick. You've said some mean things but this one takes the cake. I'm done with trying to get along with you. I've tried and tried and tried and you always eventually try to shoot me down.

I hope that one day, when you find yourself spending eternity in the fiery pits of hell, that there's a huge man standing behind you with his 12" long and 8" wide cock stuck so far up your ass you can feel it in your throat, and unable to get it out. I'm blocking you for the last time. You are an utter waste of good oxygen.

Stay away from me in the forums.

Whoa dude! I wished to survive an ocean plane crash so I could fight a shark and live to tell the tale... what the fuck?

And then you go and wish lethal ass rape on me? That's pretty dark, trinket.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:19

ahhh. There are many of us on here that believe your statement 8s an exact description of you, intriguingly stupid and annoying. Go forth and prosper, please don't multiply. LMAO

ouch... That 8s painful.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 28 Jul 2017 00:17

I knew I didn't waste money on the wedding dress. We are clearly meant to be.

Make that a wedding bikini. I want to get married on the beach.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:14

annoying isnt it....

More like intriguingly stupid.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:09

My greatest fear is being in a plane crash. Those few minutes on the way down would have to be terrifying. And sharks.

Really? That's what I wished for at 11:11.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:06

I mean, hippos are cute.

Well yes... Look, I'm a grown man. A grown man with a favorite animal. A favorite animal I wish I could realistically have as a pet. A pet I wish was a damn hippo.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 24 Jul 2017 23:02

Sure - however you want to spin it is fine with me.

Very meta. Kudos

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 17:59

So, let me get this straight. you were complaining about my post, so i deleted it for you and now you're complaining about me deleting my post? sounds to me like you just like to complain, snowflake.

Hmmm... It was more like you posted something that would not fly if anyone else posted it. I mentioned this. You then attempted to imply I was a hypocrite by saying that I have posted similar things (which wasn't an accurate comparison really). Then I reminded you that my post you mentioned was deleted. You then could have just deleted the posts after realizing I had made a valid point but instead you posted that you had "fixed" it making it look like you had fixed one of my posts when in fact you had just deleted your original post and my post where I questioned the double standard employed in deciding who can post certain things. So nothing was really "fixed" to appease my sensibilities. Just to be clear.

Just deleting the post would have been the appropriate thing to do. Instead you tried to create a false narrative.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 17:37

there - fixed it for your sensibilities :)

What? More like you fixed it (deleted your posts) so you don't look bad.

Topic If you have false teeth...
Posted 23 Jul 2017 15:53

WOW. Perhaps I should've posted this in Ask the Guys.

No, no to everything.

Topic The Age of Un-Enlightenment
Posted 22 Jul 2017 21:42

True... which is why I'm ignoring the bait and letting the pigeon flutter its wings and have its hissy fit. evil4

It only took you like 4 years to learn that too. You so smart.

Topic Giving up coffee for a month
Posted 22 Jul 2017 06:13

I didn't give up coffee but all soda and carbonated beverages.

Water is my new best friend.

You should give up paint chips as well. Just sayin'.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 22 Jul 2017 06:07

Dementia, but not quite as mentioned above. Read "Brownwood: A Long Goodbye" by DFWBeast on Literotica. To summarize, a man regularly visits his wife in a nursing home. She's the one with dementia. She has only patchy memories of ever having been married to him, and those memories come to her less and less often. So on his visits he gets to see her interacting with her "boyfriend" of the moment. Over and over and over.

That would surely rip anyone's heart out.

Good lord... Why the fuck would anyone write something like that for an "erotica" site? Or any site/audience really... That's why Literotica is a cesspool for subhuman retards.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 22 Jul 2017 05:51

Snakes. Like I wish my deepest fear was profound but man I have a phobia.

You live where there are big fucking hippos snapping fuckers in half and you choose snakes to be scared of?

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 21 Jul 2017 20:58

Had a long thought about which pic that must have been, but now I know: the crying kid. A meme with a child actor. Yep, that one slipped through. Changed the image to a link to the pic now. Thanks for pointing it out. The OP of that thread has an image of baby Charlie Gard btw.

I don't take offense to it. I'm just saying that rule is only ever enforced when an internet litigious lil bitch runs to their favorite mod to report a member's post.

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 20:09

Your place or mine? Embarassed

Probably yours, in case things get messy.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 21 Jul 2017 20:03

Not trying to be awkward.... but the girl in the picture, in the opening post, is 12 years old. I think that makes the whole situation even more horrible.
Could a different pic be inserted?.

The mods themselves post and quote and react to pictures of children all the time. You know very well that complaining about a picture with a kid in it is a tactic used by weak minded fools who can't keep up mentally so they try to find some technicality to try and get a poster in trouble. It has been used with me many times to get one of my posts removed. Just the other day a mod (a forum mod even), Dani I think it was, quoted a picture of a kid posted by noll and just continued on normally. I'm honestly surprised one of the lil bitches on lush didn't attempt to try and get it removed to spite noll. Or maybe they did and lush has stopped catering to that nonsense. That would be nice. But anyway, stop with this petty waste of time bullshit and grow up.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 21 Jul 2017 01:28

Agreed, but there is also an ethical side to the issue. Killing living creatures for fun is unethical.

So is 95% of everything humans do.

But that aside, the sad thing of trophy hunting is that hunters prefer to take out the strongest, most magnificent male animals, the ones who'd normally be the ones to survive and mate in nature.

You're safe then.

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 21 Jul 2017 00:03

I'd stick a piece of ginger up Mary Anne's ass because I have a hard time being stimulated by normal sex.

Fuck, that came out a little too real.

Topic Highest Level of Education
Posted 20 Jul 2017 23:49

So, based on what you just said, you are implying that most elementary school teachers, as that is the purpose of a BA in Elementary Education, are stupid.

Case in point.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 20 Jul 2017 23:44

Italics used even. That's cold.

Topic Is Writing Erotica Worth It?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 22:47

If I had a writer in real life I'd let him put it anywhere he wanted to.

Well that is very nice Cheryl.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 20 Jul 2017 22:43

Even breathing contributes to the amount of greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere.

Hint hint...

We cannot change the fact, that we have an impact on the earth, its resources and its ecosystems. What we can do, is make every effort we can to minimise that impact.

I think that is the point the pro big game hunters are making.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 20 Jul 2017 22:41

Patokl, it's like talking to him is like talking to a brick wall, no? coffee

His only job in life is to find fault with every post and thought you make.

I seriously doubt you have a job at all (much less a career)... You come off as an unemployable slow adult. Extremely so. I am not even trying to be funny.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 19 Jul 2017 17:53

see, that's the thing - he's not just providing a voice, he's giving a complete performance, including all of Ceasar's movements like walking, running, climbing like a chimp. if you stripped away the special effects, you'd get the exact same thing, just without the fur.

All the other chimps were moving like chimps too though. Those are all motion capture as well. Just saying animators can add a tear, or embellish facial expressions or even the body movements. Motion capture is a guide to make animation easier.

It's like digitally altering actor's faces to make them appear more emotional in a scene. That doesn't deserve best actor.

Topic Is Writing Erotica Worth It?
Posted 19 Jul 2017 17:32

I probably have one of the better records when it comes to comps and it's still not "worth" it money wise.

The one time it was worth it was when a new girlfriend discovered it and read it and the first thing she said was " want to put it in my butt." So that made that easy. That was the only time I was like wow this writing nonsense worked out.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 19 Jul 2017 12:18

I did look. Most of the products I use contain sunflower oil. There are some products that contain palm oil, but they are from manufacturers that are RSPO certified and are consistently working towards sustainable production.

Not all palm oil production is bad. I am aware of what I buy and consume. And what goes for palm oil, goes for other products as well.

Whatever you say patoki, sounds like a load of bullshit. Remember all the gasoline that was used to ship all the products you consume around to the stores you bought them in even though you claim to never drive or ride in cars or buses. LOL

"consistently working towards sustainable production" sure they are. And I'm sure that RSPO certification can't be purchased under the table or anything like that. Because you know, companies that clear out rainforests aren't shady or anything.