Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 22 Oct 2017 03:52

it's gross, and messy, and a waste of half a roll of paper towels.

Topic Politics and Death
Posted 22 Oct 2017 03:50

More right wing fucking bullshit. You're just posting slime created by creatures related to Roger Stone - the disciple of Lee KINGMOTHERFUCKER Atwater.

Frederica Wilson wasn't the ONLY person who voted against the crap you are trying to slime her with. Have you even bothered to read what those various bills contained which may have led her and in several cases, dozens of other Democrats and Republicans to cast a Nay vote? I fucking doubt it. I haven't read those bills myself, and I am pretty fucking sure you haven't either.

Mrs Wilson was sitting in that car with the widow of Sgt Johnson because she was/is a close friend of the family and was invited to ride with them as they were heading to the airport to meet the casket carrying Sgt Johnson's remains, when Trump made his call to express his fucking zero empathy opinions.

Trump called this particular family only after he was asked a point blank question about why he hadn't mentioned any of the 4 servicemen killed in action in Niger. Trump of course, bald-faced lied to the tv cameras and the reporters when he stated he'd called everyone already, when in fact, he hadn't called a single family of any deceased servicemen yet in 2017. In the entire fucking year, he hasn't called anyone. He only hustled to do so after he lied about having already done so.

I'd call Trump a lying fucking cocksucker, but then I'd be defaming noble cocksuckers - by association. He's got the nerve to accuse Wilson of listening in on a private phone call, when the call was answered and placed on speakerphone by an Army representative who was also riding in the vehicle with everyone else. John Kelley AND Trump have the gall to call Wilson on the carpet for listening in on a private call, when Kelley and several others in the Oval Office were sitting in on this so-called private call where Trump mangled what Kelley had coached him to say. The hypocrisy shown by Kelley and Trump is - normal, these days. Any other time, it would be appalling. But Trump has normalized atrocious.

Joy Reid states this entire affair with less anger than I can:

Fletch, people like you are The Worst, dude.

It sucks that you come off as senile and a bit of a pussy because sometimes you do make good points.

Topic Moving order of friends using phone -fix
Posted 22 Oct 2017 03:42

Moving friends around always results in a Spanish Inquisition! As trinket says, best way is to hide the list!

Delete your profile too if shit hits the fan and start again as trinket says


Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 03:36

Post removed by moderator.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 03:22

Edit: Generalised may not be the way Americans spell it, but in the country where the English language comes from, they do spell it that way.

Yeah yeah, you got me there. But that's it. Everything else, you're wrong.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 02:52

Some of you put waaay too much faith in Burquette's cool, calm exterior. She will fuck you up if you keep stinking up her #MeToo thread, even in the Spa. Seriously, I've seen her do it. She keeps a shovel and a bag of lye in her trunk.

Can't say you haven't been warned...

She can do her worst.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 02:52

Edited by Burquette because there were mean things said, and swearing. And this is a #MeToo thread, not a "Let me prove my point at the expense of the thread" thread.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 02:13

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 22 Oct 2017 01:40

i'd like to thank MF for so well illustrating why this, and the HW, thread exist. people have commented on 'why didn't she speak up, say something, report him, etc'. it's because of attitudes like this. we're not taken seriously. we're dismissed. it's joked about. obviously, it's not funny to the person who's been the subject of harassment or assault. but yeah, at some point in time, you realize that speaking up is akin to banging your head against the wall. sure, some of what we've been talking about in here have been "minor incidents", but how many of us have put up with all the little things, day in and day out, without anyone stepping in and saying 'that's not right' or without feeling comfortable about confronting the perpetrator for whatever reason. their position of power, their physical power, the cultural power that backs them up.

we get comments daily about our asses, whistled at, leered at and we're told to lighten up if we respond negatively. that's just a step away from giving permission to be fondled or groped, which in turn, a step away from being assaulted, but yeah, just lighten up. and yeah, we've all done it. instead of confrontation, we've ducked into a crowded store so we're safe. we've stayed home so we're safe. we keep our backs to the wall so we're safe. we stay at home so we're safe. we don't go out at night so we're safe. but yeah, lighten up, girls.

yeah, make jokes. the thing is, unless it's happened to you, you have no idea how it feels. anyone whose gone through it doesn't think it's funny, and doesn't think it's something to be taken lightly. i just hope that his attitude, his presence, doesn't put people off about participating her, about speaking up, about not allowing themselves to be silenced.


Rachel deleted my post because it was a good response to her ridiculous post she made trying to paint me as some villain. It is clear that she is trying to make me look bad, if that is the case why not make my words, from my own mouth/keyboard illustrate that? Why delete them? Seriously why? Why not make my own words prove her point? Because they don't. Her post is clearly an attack to make herself look like some kind of hero to the stupid or something. If I was truly being an asshole my words would not need to be deleted. Her intent is to make me look like an asshole, why delete the posts she claims make me one? Doesn't make sense does it?

What I said was, "Water is wet, the sky is blue... jazz fans are annoying", in response to a "person" (because god forbid I use a members actual name... but its obvious who) who came in here acting like a hero of this cause when in other threads he has proven to be the opposite. He has proven to be a victim blamer. It is absolutely absurd to blame me for calling that out in this thread as the cause for people being scared to post in this thread rather than a person who is actually the cause for people keeping quiet. A slut shamer, victim blamer, like, this member in question is the reason people keep quiet not me because I point it out. Actually I'm a piggy who stuffs a sock in a wolf's mouth when he tries to blow my house down yet sprite thinks it's better to pull the sock out. It's so twisted, especially in a thread meant to let people vent. He comes in here to superficially act like he's about the cause but in reality he's one of the worst people. And then this sprite protects him, what in the fuck? It's so twisted and wrong.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 19 Oct 2017 21:11

You're twisting my words.

You should make that your forum signature. It's your go-to reply anytime someone actually reads what you say and mean.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 19 Oct 2017 20:59

Post removed by moderator. Please see the following link for information about appropriate posting in The Spa.

Topic The last band or artist you saw live?
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:26

Saw Weezer two days before the venue fucking burned down.

Topic Scent and Sexual Arousal
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:21

Body wash... Whatever a woman uses to wash her body is what I associate with her and fuckin.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:13

It was funny. evil4


Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:03

It was funny.

What was that?

Topic Announcing our new "Boobies" Competition $500 going to charity
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:03

There once was a girl who liked boobies. She liked them a whole lot. One day, in the locker room, she got to touch another girl's breasts. And then, they lived happily ever after.

Whoa... you should like write stories for people to read - for fun - with talent like that. no joshin.

Topic Types of Lesbians
Posted 19 Oct 2017 04:00


Does that mean one follows the other? I will draw my own (sexually deviant) conclusions from this. No further reply is needed.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 19 Oct 2017 03:55

Blows you a kiss. Don't be mean in here.

You know my dig at jazz fans was hilarious. Admit it!

Topic Types of Lesbians
Posted 19 Oct 2017 03:09

I'm one of those lesbians that likes girls.

do you wear lipstick OR are you all butch n shit tho

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 19 Oct 2017 01:44

His predatory bullshit could have been stopped years ago but did victims go to the police? No. They went to their lawyers first and settled out of court. ELEVEN women, took the money and ran. If I was sexually assaulted, the first place I would be going is the police station not my lawyer.

I'm not saying they deserved it, nobody does but if they had pressed charges he wouldn't have been able to continue that behaviour for so long.

Trinket being obnoxious, unable to understand something, oddly sexist....Man, how shocking. Truly, never saw that coming.

Topic Boy Scouts Allow Girls to Join, Girl Scouts Backlash
Posted 19 Oct 2017 01:28

Boy Scouts is something near and dear to my heart. My son is a Boy Scout, following in my footsteps as I am an Eagle Scout.

I acknowledge my time in scouting was a long time ago, the 1980's, but it was a great organization to be a part of. I don't recall ANY boy being turned away because he was gay or atheist. No one asked if anyone was an atheist or not, it was irrelevant. We did have a guy that was gay. He knew it, we knew it, and the leaders knew it. No one cared. He was one of my best friends in scouts and he and I shared a tent multiple times. Including a two week backpacking trip in the mountains of New Mexico. I went to two National Jamborees, one as a scout participant and one as a member of the Jamboree band.

I just don't think it's a good idea to have girls in boy scouts. Everyone deserves a place of their own, let the boys have boy scouts. As they get older, mid to late teens, girls and boys can scout together in Explorer Scouts or whatever it's called today. Man, there were so many young awkward Boy Scouts of the 11-13 year old bracket that just are not ready for that. So many of the outcast boys that feel so much pressure in school, are free of that pressure when they're with a bunch of other boys. Let those boys have their safe space. If there were no other option for girls, then yeah, let them in. But they do have Girl Scouts.

There's part of the problem though. The Girl Scouts are boring and have been for decades. As a kid, I had several friends in Girl Scouts and they all talked about how they wished their GS troops had as much fun as the BS troops. We'd go camping and hiking and canoeing and all sorts of stuff. The girls just didn't have the same experiences. They enjoyed being with their friends and often went through Brownies to GS together, so they had tight bonds. But, by their own admission, it could have been a lot more fun. The fact that I didn't even know the Girl Scouts highest award/rank is the Gold Award speaks to the lack of leadership of the GSA to promote their own program.

In the past, BSA has had a very conservative image, which turned off lots of liberal minded folks. And, those liberal minded folks certainly had a good point. BSA evolved, whether because they changed their conceptions or because they wanted to keep numbers up. They've still changed, and will hopefully continue to do so. Open arms and a more affirmative and accepting stance on gay scouts would be a good thing. By the same token, Girl Scouts has a more liberal image. Like it or not, conservative minded folks aren't lining up to enroll their daughters. Neither should be conservative/right or liberal/left. It should be a place to learn and have fun.

In Boy Scouts I learned first aid, how to tie a bowline and a clove hitch, and I can still lash like a mofo. Which, believe it or not, has come in handy from time to time. The two weeks I spent at Philmont Scout Ranch, backpacking in the Rocky Mountains, is still one of my most treasured memories and experiences. I spent 4 days canoeing the Buffalo River.. twice. That was a blast.

The ones that are going to suffer most from this is the Girl Scouts. Their numbers are going to go down. As it is, the only time you see or hear about Girl Scouts are when they're doing a fundraiser... cookies. Other than that, at least anywhere I've ever lived as an adult, I never see them anywhere else in the community. The leadership at GSA needs to find a way to make their program more attractive so that girls don't want to join Boy Scouts. It may be too late.

As I said, I don't like it. That doesn't mean I'm opposed to it. It will work fine, I'm sure. I won't pull my son out of BS because of it, I won't write a letter to the editor proclaiming how Boy Scouts has been ruined and I'll *shaking fists* never give money or time to that organization again. And, get off my lawn. I think it's perfectly okay for pre-teen boys to have a place where their zit marked and lanky bodies can feel safe from pressure to look good for his crush. Likewise, I think pre-teen girls deserve the same thing. They all go to school together, let them experience a few things apart and differently.

Girl Scouts, despite their seemingly boring programs, do teach valuable lessons to their members. Lessons that won't be readily available at Boy Scouts. Those girls, now and in the future, that need that environment could lose that. Not all girls will want to be in Boy Scouts, many if not most will want to be with a bunch of other little girls. If GS folds because of lack of members, those little girls will be the ones hurt most.

Not sure if this is just a cultural thing because I'm pretty American although I had one immigrant parent... But still, about as american as it gets... Boys shouldn't have any problem playing with girls at a young age. That is just so weird. Separating the sexes and instilling in them that they are different at an early age warps the minds of a lot of them. Growing up together and playing and challenging each other from birth creates mutual respect I think. Like this lafayette states that girls think the boyscouts are more fun, that's his opinion of course, not an actual girlscout, no one could actually know that for a fact as it is on a case by case basis of course but what you can take from it is that many boyscouts probably come out of it thinking that girl scouts are inferior to them. That boys are just cooler and more fun. It's a systemic problem with society. Scouting and the love of nature should most certainly not be divided by sex. What the fuck? What does that have to do with anything when it comes to backpacking or surviving in nature. Like stop stunting maturity.

Topic Boy Scouts Allow Girls to Join, Girl Scouts Backlash
Posted 19 Oct 2017 01:11

Yes, my son is an Eagle Scout, something that I am very proud of as any parent of an Eagle Scout is.

I wouldn't be surprised if that shit isn't just another participation award to make the stupid feel important.

Can you imagine the stink people like NW would make if their son didnt make eagle scout? I'm sure anyone that participates and pays whatever fee becomes one.


Topic Types of Lesbians
Posted 19 Oct 2017 01:01

What type of straight are you?

Sounds silly right?

Topic How would you address the underlying causes of crime?
Posted 19 Oct 2017 00:59

I think about this a lot. In some ways I have a pretty conservative view of crime in Western nations, 'you do the crime you do the time.' But any thinking person realizes there are numerous underlying causes of crime be it poverty, inequality, social injustice ...the list could go on. Personally I think a major root cause is the atrocious gap in distribution of wealth and trust me I am a staunch capitalist. But really....most of the world's wealth held by 1% of the population? That's fucked up.

What do you think are the underlying causes of crime and what would you do to address it?

And try to stick to the "think" part will ya....

That's not a complex issue. Need, hunger, being cornered in life and the anger associated with it are probably 99% of the reason. The other 1% is just psychopathy.

Solving that problem is another thing.

Topic #MeToo on Lush
Posted 19 Oct 2017 00:54

How dare you...

Topic Announcing our new "Boobies" Competition $500 going to charity
Posted 19 Oct 2017 00:50

Is there a word count on this one?


Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 19 Aug 2017 02:53

I was referring to Danny Devito, Mr Quite Average.

Whatever you say bud. The truth is, you tried to get my account deleted. No one listened to you (because you're a douche) and then you kissed my ass in a "can't beat them join them" way but then when I goofed on you again you couldn't roll with the punches like a normal person.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 19 Aug 2017 02:49

so, you're allowed to insult peoples intelligence, but it's wrong when someone else does it?

for the record, i did not have anything to do with the deleted posts. you may accept that, or you can just continue to believe that both Dani and I care enough to lie about it. either way, please remain on topic. thank you.

Um no... it's wrong when you pick and chose what gets deleted according to what you and your support group finds acceptable.

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 19 Aug 2017 02:44

I'm not moved by the whining of others, so most of this post is moot to me.

I honestly don't care when members get a few insults off at each other. If I happen to be paying attention, I'll tell everyone to knock it off and keep it moving.

When other members are accused of plagiarism, the stakes are a bit higher. Trinket was accused of plagiarism, the usual parties defended her, DamonX apologized. Everything involving Trinket and plagiarism should have ended once DamonX realized his accusation was false and apologized. The only posts that remain regarding this matter are the ones where the accusation was corrected by Trinket's camp. The following sneering contest between Trinket & Co.™ and others was removed because it was just really fucking stupid. Actually, it's all really fucking stupid, but I digress.

As for the insults of others not being removed, if you take a scroll through this thread, you'll find that most of your insults towards others are alive and well. The only things that won't be there are the insults relating to Trinket being accused of plagiarism.

I said I deleted the posts because I, in fact, deleted the posts. Whether or not you believe me is frankly none of my business.

This post is not completely factual. Especially when you say only posts about trinket's plag ia rism were erased. That's not true. Posts about trinket's history and tendencies were erased. Things that would put a lot of her bullshit in context.

I will add that the TM addition did make me giggle against my will. I'll give you that. As for the he rest, how dare you call this stupid... me vs the hellspawn demon known as trinket is the very reason there are forum mods. How dare you..

Topic Presidential offspring - out of bounds or fair game..?
Posted 09 Aug 2017 00:34

I didn't delete the posts from the previous page because that particular matter had resolved itself, while the posts I recently deleted were open invitations for more of the same bullshit.

Really, how so? Because I see posts specifically targeted at a singular member that have nothing to do with thread.

And what do you mean by more of the same bullshit? Is it that posts about certain members are okay because those members don't clutter the lush help desk with bullshit? Why is it okay to directly attack certain members but if they respond it gets deleted? Why do some members get to play the victim card whenever they are confronted in interactions they started?

This is all assuming you're telling the truth about you deleting the comments and not Sprite of course. Which comes off as weird with her posting the obligatory "stop derailing the thread" post after posts are deleted. It's like really impecaple timing if she didn't delete the posts or have no knowledge they would be deleted. Or even if you are telling the truth, posts that embarrassed trinket are deleted but trinkets baiting isn't. Just saying.

I mean, I know no one wants the FBI called about anonymous profiles on lush, but you don't have to insult the intelligence of people reading this shit either. All it takes is whining and complaining to make lush........bend the knee.