Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 09 Jul 2016 13:21

I just spent the last 4 hours chatting with a very attractive young woman. She didn't like men at all which was a little fustrating. She had a strange request and even though she wouldn't interact with me as a guy, she would describe what she was doing with herself while i fullfilled her request. Since hearing about a woman pleasuring herself is one of my greatest turn-ons, I agreed. Apparaently she had a thing for the two girls from the miller light and wwe commercials. She asked me to watch several of them and add a descriptive story to it that followed the commercial exactly. After 4 hours of this and countless times of her getting off, i finally finished the last one and she let me go to bed. Unfortanetly shed didn't really keep up her end of the bargain and I didn't get much out of it.

🤔

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:47



Leave it to you to get me to agree with Magical_Felix... but lo and behold... you have done it. Thank you for quoting him twice to allow me to read what he said... and to further show your ignorance in pretty much any given subject. It's also clear you have no clue about sarcasm or irony... two areas that he is quite fluent in. I will also add, he used them very well to illustrate his point.

Now... I would suggest you not antagonize him any further as he is much more intelligent than you are, very fluent in English (and sarcasm), knows how to spell, and quite honestly, has better things to do with his time.

Should you choose to ignore this recommendation, don't come crying to me or any Mod about it. You have been warned.

The cringe was so strong my skin almost crawled right off my face.

I always have time for you nymph. Stop this "block" charade. It's no fun.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:39



Oh, but why should I make a post for you? I was interested by your previous post as it was "working" few ideas and it grouped the "world" as a whole based of few's prefferences and blocking all possible differences. Whatever. Even romans used to call others barbarians just because there were few differences.

Also, you ignore the fact that.. English isn't the sole international language and that... By knowing it, you won't become an english men.

But, I'm sure that you already know that. My assumptions are mine, you refused to clarify your position, your choice. I've wanted to prevent that:).

Also, by comparing politics you compare countries and by comparing countries you compare societies. And, as sovereignity shows.. Any and every country has the power to auto determine and take care of it.

Moron on the internet? Yeah, the magic word. Hahaha. Your reluctance to give further details or.. Your lack of interest could be saied in a easier way: I don't want to! But no, mr. MF felt the need to play that card and used it well.

The world want to be like USA? External help? Whatever.

What wasn't saied do exist but, only for you. For me, it exists only as a possibility.

Good luck!

Sorry. Moron was a bit strong, I'm sorry.

What I meant was that I do not wish to engage in a debate about why America is stupid with a complete BOZO on the Internet. Seems like a complete waste of time. And to be honest, I feel like it would be a loaded debate, let's get real.

Ok go, bozo.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:35



Well since, we always talk the UK into venturing along into whatever crazy shit we do, obviously, if we go down, we're taking y'all with us.

The USA and The UK may be Laurel and Hardy but the rest of the world is The Three Stooges. Someone pass the lube.

ky

Honestly, the three stooges really are funnier than laurel and hardy. (Including shemp)

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:32



I wanna like button!

evil4

I better not say what I want when I think about that DanielleX and that filthy mind of hers.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:30

And for once I find myself in agreement with Felix...

I'm the best.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:45


Can you give more details or explain more?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics

You first... Then I will think about it long and hard and give a very detailed thought out response with sources and everything. I will spend my whole day on it. I will take it really seriously so I can engage some moron on the Internet in a very serious debate about why American politics is so much stupider than everyone else on the planet yet they still look to us to hold their hands when the shit hits the fan. That's what I'll do.

Ok go.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:40




LOL..I was gonna say that it's pretty sad, I hate to see the UK tear itself apart like this. But, the US is still the winner and still champion with Trump in the running for POTUS. I'd rather be British right now...so, yeah...America holds the 'Trump' card.
Cain't nobody beat us at this there stupidity of The Donald. We are the BOMB <3 coffee Pint Drunk Fugly

Can you imagine if everyone in America was like simmerdownchick? Are you even employable? Are you even a functioning member of society?

You talking about what's stupid is like a pig talking about what's filthy. Lol

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:27



what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you ?

I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:21

If the world watches the laughingstock's movies and listens to their music and tries to emulate their culture and learn their language... What does that say about the world?

That is what should make you laugh.

Denial. The world wants to be us, not the other way around. Laugh all you want.

Oh you're talking politics... Lol. Yeah because the world's political leaders are so perfect, no corruption or stupidity in Europe or Africa or Asia or South America at all... Their leaders are all so clean and smart. Lol

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 23:37

You know people are just gonna post that shit everywhere anyway.

EDIT: That sounded way negative... It's because it reminds me of when you're at a shitty restaurant and all of a sudden you see the poor staff have to sing some non-copy-written version of a birthday song for someone's aunt or some shit. It was a good suggestion to put them all in one place.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 29 Jun 2016 08:17

Crap

You can't get mad next time I call you a turd then.

Topic Giving your characters names.....
Posted 28 Jun 2016 15:57

The names are very important to me and I think long and hard about it before I start writing. I always try to come up with something a little different or something that may convey their personality a little. For example, I chose Adelaide for a more complex character and Christine for an airhead character. D'arcy for an artistic character and Olymipa for a mysterious character. You can say a lot about your characters just with the name. It's especially important in short stories.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 27 Jun 2016 10:59



He volunteered to go kill people. Brags about it. Trumpets doing so as Fighting for Liberties.

Nobody on this planet has ever explained satisfactorily why a police action which morphed into open and illegal warfare in Vietnam, sponsored by the deaths of over 58,000 Americans, resulting in the deaths of millions of other non-Americans - was ever a good, moral and just activity.

Vietnam was not invading Hawaii, not threatening California, New Jersey or Illinois.

He wasn't drafted, he's vociferous in his denial of that. He enlisted on his own accord so he could join an outfit which specializes in hunting down people, and eliminating those people.

But he was defending America's liberties and freedoms and our ability to purchase gasoline for 16 cents a gallon in 1967 dollars.

Uh huh

Nobody had to kill anyone in Vietnam - Muhammad Ali decided he didn't have to go kill no yellow men. How'd that work out for him?

Whatever. It's still not something you should attack someone about. Like ever, no matter how stupid they are. Until you've gone to war and killed people you really don't understand the weight that puts on someone's soul.

You could also say that for every guy that enlists there is one less guy drafted.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Gothic Erotic Stories Competition
Posted 27 Jun 2016 05:38

Way to ducking go!

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 26 Jun 2016 12:51


I could personally give a shit about anything you might ever spew. Your weaving dreams are most other people's nightmares. I notice you've failed to start your Law Enforcement Cheerleader thread - after having months to do so.

It's what I expected from a side-lining, derailing SOB like you.

Attacking someone for having to kill in Vietnam is low, even for you. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 24 Jun 2016 21:01



Probably have a tiny, non-functioning penis too. Even if you could afford Cialis. evil4

You were doing good until you started projecting.

Topic Receiving.ladies undies
Posted 24 Jun 2016 15:35



You should have told me that before you made me pay for shipping.

You were the exception, I needed some SA chones for my trophy case.

Topic Receiving.ladies undies
Posted 24 Jun 2016 11:38

No

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 24 Jun 2016 11:37



Ok I'll bite... just for grins and giggles... what's the alternative?dontknow I mean ASIDE from the Ferguson effect? Do away with ALL law enforcement? I think that was tried once, they called it "The Dark Ages" as I recall.

This may be hard for you to understand because you're a bit of a moron... But most people on earth don't think in a black or white fashion like you. Most people don't deal with things in an all or nothing way. Thinking in absolutes is what crazy people do.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:25



not as far, but a lot more skeery.

I'm a thrill seeker. Some people bungee jump, some skydive or ride roller coasters. I go to fucking Oakland.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:19

Once, i made Felix drive from Cali to Washington just to pickup a pair of my used panties. the man has no shame.

She means Washington Blvd in Oakland.

Topic Mexican Soccer Fans Call Chileans Gay Slurs After Orlando
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:18



the planet or the dog?

I have no idea. It didn't matter. What mattered though was that that white family turned into Mexican ultras for about two hours.

Topic Mexican Soccer Fans Call Chileans Gay Slurs After Orlando
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:12

One time at a Mexico v Venezuela game in San Diego I saw a white family get startled then confused the first time everyone screamed when the goalie kicked the ball off. By the end of the match the mom, dad and even the kids were yelling out "PLUTO" when the goalie kicked the ball. It was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

Topic how far would you drive for sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 18:07

In January of 1999, I drove to Dallas from Kansas City (about 450 miles) once - to spend a night with a woman I'd met in November 1998 and had been chatting with on Alt.Matchmaker.com -- that one night stand ended up being two nights, one day and a breakfast...

She was moving from Vegas to Atlanta via U-Haul truck & Dallas was sort of on her way. She was...um, quite accommodating. She was also married, so there was no real chance for any future rendezvous.

This was one helluva hookup website back in the day...


https://upload.lushstories.com/467341532-AltMatchmaker_com.JPG

The reminiscing about a very desperate time in your life that you are putting on display in this post is making me upset and sad. I feel sorry for you now. It will get better, hang in there old fella. ☹️

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 23 Jun 2016 12:28



Poor little guy. You probably still believe the answer is Henry Cabot Lodge. You live in a world of delusion. You were fun to play with for awhile, but your ignorance is too painful. You're pitiful.

You shouldn't be ungrateful. Weavindreams won't play with me anymore... He was so hilarious to "debate" with. You'll miss him when he tantrums off of lush again.

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 11:53

You're supposed to enlighten us with your own Strangest Requests, Jack... although, we know you won't, you're merely here to add your own unique commentary.

Let's hear it, Jack... spill. I'm sure even you have engaged in some weird hanky panky in your limited experience. Hamsters, pumpkins, Eddie Murphyesque escort mishaps.

Enlighten us.

Unless you're really just a plain old Vanilla bean - Nut evil4

Lol, still so easy...

One time a girl asked me to donkey punch her but I refused because I'm a gentleman.

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 23 Jun 2016 10:51

The 6'5", 55 year old, bisexual cross-dresser who wanted to film me rag-doll fucking his girlfriend and then wanted me to pull out of whichever fun hole I was stroking - to deliver my money-shot all over his face. I negotiated a map-making, seminal tit-splash instead and told him that after my sperm were swimming on her flesh he could do whatever he wanted with the goo, but he was not getting facially guysered (pun intended).

He even paid me ten crisp hundred dollar bills for my pain & suffering. So there were a few new milestones crossed in that one early evening encounter in 1999.

First cuck couple encounter -
First time as a bull, directing the cuck to shut the fuck up, etc... -
First time performing before a video camera -
First time Bigelow -
First time ass to mouth -
First time watching (briefly glimpsing) a man smearing my goo on his rouge coated cheeks from his girlfriend's fake titties.

(some things you can't sear out of your memory banks) evil4




https://upload.lushstories.com/914741153-hqdefault.jpg

Yeah.. That's really messed up... Super gay.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 22 Jun 2016 20:14



Says ... a fellow American, meanwhile there ARE Brits on here who agree with me, like the lady whose post is directly ABOVE my last previous post. But, hey, what would THEY KNOW?

Thanks for YOUR ADDITIONAL, needless attack DEVOID of ANY content RELEVANT TOO the OP. Oh I forgot only Liberals have a right to post and NOT be subjected too needless, pointless attacks and /or ganged up on for same. And, yes, by now, too expect better.. I MUST BE NUTS!

Remember when you admitted to having your penis and testicles covered in another guy's jizz? ...that's pretty liberal bro.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 22 Jun 2016 18:22



FIRST OF ALL, your inability to comprehend MY chosen use of caps to accomplish a level of emphasis that block pros are incapable of has NOTHING to do with SHOUTING! As to Venezuela I didn't say IT WAS a part of the EU I pointed it out as an example of FAILED socialism... DISASTEROUSLY FAILED! The same sort of "thinking" employed BY MOST of the EU nations. NEXT, Thank you for resorting to the insult hurling that signals that you've ALREADY LOST the argument. Now, as I refuse to read any further after the OBLIGATORY "racist" TRASH... MEXICAN is a nationality, NOT A RACE, ISLAM is a RELIGION that could care LESS about the RACE of a convert. And, btw... YOU'RE ALSO the one who CHOSE to drag GENDER into this... I DIDN'T! However, as you DID, I can but PRESUME that you did so in order to hide behind it. Now, perhaps YOU should make up YOUR MIND... are you my equal in an intellectual matter or are you so INFERIOR that you NEED TO "hide behind your gender?" I gave you credit for NOT needing to do so. Get back to me when you overcome your confusion and no longer feel the need to resort to the Liberal LABELING SOP!

What the fuck are block pros?