Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 11 Mar 2018 08:49

No pussy, maybe an ass cheek.

Put a little butthole in the next pic or I'm never saving you from DamonX ever again.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 10 Mar 2018 18:05

It actually used to be in the rules to drop knees and throw head kicks to a grounded opponent.

I'm still trying to figure out whether you are actually defending a stance that you hold, or are just playing hero to a girl you like. Either way is cool. Just let me know so I can adjust my comments accordingly.

If anyone that is a fan of tae kwon do, then check out John Makdessi. Probably the best TKD practitioner to compete in the UFC.

Awww why did you delete all the stuff where you call me a white knight and a beta male and that I must have only dared to post because princessC might send me pussy pictures and your awesome argument of "you're just wrong"?


I don't recall being ugly in any of my posts. You started with that.

You embarrassingly pounded your chest about being a fighting expert and that no one could possibly debate you about it but that you welcome it, and then when I did you go and focus on all this downright cringy beta male nonsense. Wish I would have quoted you earlier before you came to your senses.

You want to know who the only other people here who quote me and hit post before they respond then edit their post so that it doesn't show up in my timeline? Wellmademale and Trinket.

You're being trinket right now.

You went off about rules and actual fighting and I simply pointed out that wrestlers and grapplers are definitely not at a disadvantage when it comes to UFC rules. In fact, it's the opposite because you can't kick them while they'll rolling around and you can't bite or break their fingers or gauge out their eyes or squeeze their balls when they do get ahold of you. It's like if there was a rule that grapplers couldn't try to grab your legs. That would put strikers at an advantage.

Topic Silence about Boomerang Deaths in Australia.
Posted 09 Mar 2018 03:02

Which one do you think you are?

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 09 Mar 2018 01:52

If MMA did make it into the Olympics, and I'd like to see it happen, I'm sure they'd make the fighters wear those amateur boxing helmets to add to those MMA gloves.

Getting into a real fight on the street with a stranger, in a bar, parking lot, wherever, is pretty scary really. You never know what skills the other person knows. You don't know if they have a weapon on them and if so, will they know how to use it effectively. In real fighting there are no rules. I've seen small guys beat the hell out of much larger, very well muscled and athletic guys and vice versa. A real fight is a good way to get killed. If your life depends on it, hell yes, hit the guy in the balls and poke and gouge his eyes, then get the hell out of there.

I've used Tae Kwon Do in a real fight but certainly not exclusively. Everything else I've learned from boxing to Judo a self-defense class (that taught all kinds of good dirty tricks and moves) to what I've seen, and to past fights, all kick in. And seriously, it's best to just leave. Save fighting to a time when you're cornered and can't get away or you have to defend someone else. Fighting will get you killed.

Well yeah. Gun-fu.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 09 Mar 2018 01:30

How about beer pong? It's kinda of a sport.

Or how about an event that's just drinking.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 08 Mar 2018 23:59

I did watch the first UFC. Numerous times. In fact I've watched every UFC fight from UFC 1 up to the modern day. Many of the fights I've seen numerous times.

Girard Gardeau was a 6 foot 6 kickboxer. He lost to a 5'9 165 lb BJJ guy with no wrestling experience. And he was a Dutch style kickboxer, which is far more effective than taekwondo. (Side note: muay thai is the most effective form of kickboxing when it comes to actual fighting).

The rules do not favor grapplers. Fighters are stood up all the time nowadays because the crowds favor flashy stuff.

I'm not sure what your argument is.... I'm assuming that you have some relationship with princessC and you've chosen to defend her. If that's the case let me know. If this is actually a topic that feel strongly about, then let me know... and then we can tangle.

Like I said, I've been trying to start MMA threads since 2010 so if you feel like you have an opinion in opposition to mine I welcome it with open arms.

She really needs no defending, bud.

Being stood up in a ground fight is way less of an advantage to being able to step back and kicking a grappler in the head. That’s why it’s illegal. It’s too real and brutal. Grapplers rarely win in an initial takedown. Even so there are so many rules that protect them. Like some guy goes to the ground right under you and it’s illegal to drop your knees on his head. It forces non grapplers/JJT fighters to have to adapt to make it fair. In real fighting with no rules that’s not the case. Some hug fighter fucks up shooting for your legs and you drop your knees on his head - it’s over. You might even kill the guy.

Rules against small joint manipulation is also to grapplers/wrestlors/JJ fighters favor. Also biting. In a real fight if you could bite or break a finger against someone pythoning you, you would. And it would be effective. Very effective. But ufc rules stop you from doing that. Advantage hug fighters.

If you knew that grappling someone might result in getting a chunk of flesh bitten off you you’d think twice about doing it, leaving you open to getting kicked or punched in the head while you think about how to strongly hug your opponent. The striker is the real no rules fighting paradigm. When’s the last time you saw a real fight end with a hold? Come on get real.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 06 Mar 2018 23:17

Old school MMA actually allowed soccer kicks and head stomps. Those prevent Jiu Jitsu specialists from constantly pulling guard, which is why most MMA fighters actually favor them. The general public just doesn't feel comfortable with head kicks on the ground.

I would love to see one TKD specialist try and defend a takedown from even a high school wrestler....

Now if the TKD fighter had some wrestling and could defend a takedown, then he/she might have a chance.

If you're talking about cheap shots and groin strikes, eye gouges, etc... then it's a different issue. And TKD would probably do a lot worse in those situations than they would a controlled fighting environment. It's just not a martial art that lends itself to actual fighting situations. I did karate for 10 years and I feel karate is quite bad when it comes to actual fighting.

And Tae Kwon Do is far worse that karate.

Okay so you know who won the first ultimate fighting championship right? With an asterisk because second place broke his hand (which goes back to your point about real fighting not lending itself to short form, hence the structure change of it) but in the first UFC if that Dutch karate master didn’t break his hand and fracture his foot on the Sumo’s head... who knows if gracie would have won that. Gracie beat an injured man and then won subsequent UFCs after rule changes after the brutality and injuries sustained in the first one.

It’s the rule changes that favored the grapplers over strikers after that that made the ufc realize that real nights out fighting was too much for mass audiences and - advertisers especially - too real and violent to digest and have fun with by mainstream audiences.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 04 Mar 2018 18:18


Finally... someone wants to debate me on fighting!! :)

Most powerful styles of martial arts? You have to be joking.

I would love to see a Tae Kwon Do "expert" try and fight a wrestler. TKD only works if your opponent is playing by the same rules. It's a cheesy point-fighting martial art that has almost zero applicability when it comes to actual fighting.

Please excuse me if I'm not "reassured" by your claims. I'll be waiting on pins and needles to hear about the next time you actually win a fight using Tae Kwon Do....

If you want to continue this line of discussion, then I suggest that you learn a bit more about actual fighting beyond your latest cardio kickboxing class.

Haha... "powerful"?? That's awesome. Please let me know... does all your knowledge of fighting come from 1980s action movies?

All martial arts are like that though. They only work if everyone follows the rules. A wrestler would fuck themselves up if attempting to grapple someone on the street. Like paisa fighting would win in that instance. Like someone’s primo would just kick the wrestler in the head. Honestly, TKD’s ability to land a sucker kick in some random confrontation might take out a wrestler before the wrestler even knows a fight is happening. In Bruce Lee’s book about fighting he states that the number one thing to do in a real fight is to kick in the balls and gouge out your opponent’s eyes. Both of which are illegal in any type of competitive fighting.

Wrestlers tend to shoot for legs and a lot of the time the opponent is able to step back and avoid this attack. If the rules didn’t prohibit the wrestlers opponent to kick the brains out of his head while he’s on the ground the fight would be over pretty quickly. If anything MMA rules protect wrestlers more than other fighters.

Topic Silence About Gun Violence In Chicago.
Posted 03 Mar 2018 13:45

Vladimir and Estragon aren't gay. They are trapped in an existential nightmare for all eternity, with no chance of escape. Which describes the Think Tank rather well (* tiptoes quietly out the door *).

I was referring to the original poster who called seax and damon's penchant for debating each other (in a debate section of the forum mind you) a lover's quarrel. The implication being that they do so because they actually have gay crushes on each other.

Please try and keep up verbal.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Mar 2018 03:52

Topic Silence About Gun Violence In Chicago.
Posted 03 Mar 2018 02:48

so, there's something wrong with being gay? is that what you're trying to say...? evil5


Topic Silence About Gun Violence In Chicago.
Posted 03 Mar 2018 02:46

Wasn't your point something about baseball bats? Okau, I guess what you're saying is - "If people don't have access to guns, they'll find other yways to commit murder." Which is true in some number of cases, but I'll do the maths for you. The murder rate per capita is 5 times as high in the US as Australia, and the 'murder using firearms' rate is 25 times as high. I'm pretty sure that the rates in other rich nations are much closer to Australia's than the USA's.

And there has never been, and never will be, a ban on firearms in Australia. They are restricted, and licensed, but not banned. If you have a good reason (e.g. own a farm, member of a hunting club, work as a security guard etc), then you get a licence.

I can't be bothered looking up all 32 cases (although, briefly touching on the thread topic, they were all reported nationally because they're rare enough to be newsworthy), but I know they would include domestics and other incidents where licensed gun owners lost their cool. And yes, they would include some 'bad guys' with illegal guns. But mostly that would be organised crime groups, and usually the victim is in another organised crime group. They don't tend to wave guns around at random passers-by, because there are hefty penalties for such offences.

Anyway, the point is, some people are so motivated to murder someone that they will use whatever they can find (although seldom a baseball bat, according to the real stats, as opposed to fake news passed around social media). But sometimes it's a domestic fight, or road rage, or a drunken brawl, or an attempted robbery, or some disturbed young man pissed off at his school, and easy access to guns makes it a murder case.


Topic Silence About Gun Violence In Chicago.
Posted 02 Mar 2018 01:01

Seeing as you brought it up, It’s not so funny when you’re on the receiving end of DamonX’s twisted personal insults. No, you don’t get them because you’re a mod. It’s always funnier when it’s someone else.

Your mod theory is invalid trinket. DamonX might not fuck with the mods but I certainly have. Many many times, viciously so at times. And here I am replying to you. Just saying.

Topic Silence About Gun Violence In Chicago.
Posted 01 Mar 2018 22:07

Not as touching as the fact that some people keep reading, and instead of providing anything worthwhile, they make condescending, passive aggressive comments....

It's also kinda weird how some people after seeing two guys argue about something think it must be because they are gay for each other. Weird. Must have gays on the brain.

"I have never argued with a guy before! THAT'S GAY!" I only argue with WOMEN, because I like fuckin PUSS!"

It's honestly kinda fucked up when you think about it. It says more about the poster than the person he is calling gay. It kinda implies that he would only give someone the time of day if he wants to fuck them.

Topic Trump Never Wanted To Be President
Posted 01 Mar 2018 18:32

Drunk kind of early tonight aren't you?

What? You’re anti-alcohol now? Never thought I’d see the day. Didn’t you used to drink like 20 keystone lights in row before shitposting? Fucking guy.

Topic Trump Never Wanted To Be President
Posted 01 Mar 2018 18:15

Trump is certainly the most unpresidential President in my lifetime. This is the guy who said he could be very presidential, who said that only he could fix things. Who claimed that he only hired the best people.

He's had over 50 people leave their positions inside his administration who were appointed by Trump or were career officers.

Some leave their positions under a severe cloud (Rob Porter - recently), some leave because they are so toxic, they simply get jettisoned after a few days/weeks/months. Bannon, Mooch, General Flynn & Manafort to name a small handful. Some get shitcanned because Trump suspects them of being Deep State anti-trump holdovers - Yates, Comey (again just to name a few).

He's got people who are already pleading guilty to crimes (or being indicted of same) who were connected to his campaign and to his young administration.

He's not even remotely presidential. He's the nepotistic laughingstock of the entire world.

And here's a great example of his rousing leadership skills -

In 2014 - When the Ebola scare happened, Donald Trump took to Twitter to promptly blame President Obama for the alleged “outbreak.”

On Trump's watch, roughly 4,000 American citizens are dying every single week from the flu, and he’s been almost completely silent about this public health crisis.

He is incapable of leading, and with no one else to blame, he refuses to speak.

As it does for the numbers of flu cases, doctor’s visits and hospitalizations, CDC also estimates deaths in the United States using mathematical modeling. CDC estimates that from 2010-2011 to 2013-2014, influenza-associated deaths in the United States ranged from a low of 12,000 (during 2011-2012) to a high of 56,000 (during 2012-2013).

CDC reported cases in 2017-18 (126,117) many people don't bother to go to the doctor to be counted and treated.

Everyone already knows that you dumb shit.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 01 Mar 2018 18:07

strange thing. i recall these gun threads a few years ago, when Mr Obama was president, and an over-riding theme was that people were sure he was going to start kicking in doors and taking away your guns...

not sure how many people pay attention to the news, but Trump just suggested that.. well, you can read it for yourselves:

Mr. Trump suggested that law enforcement authorities should have the power to seize guns from mentally ill people or others who could present a danger without first going to court. “I like taking the guns early,” he said, adding, “Take the guns first, go through due process second.”

have yet to hear any outcry.

He kinda flip flopped on it in record time though. Like at first he was like, I’ll sign any bill both sides agree on because this shit is fucked up yo! Then he was like fuck all that shit I was saying earlier, this that and the other have to be on the bill or else I won’t sign it *hair flip*

Hard to tell what exactly his stance is. It’s like he runs his mouth then his handlers get ahold of him and remind him that he wants to get re-elected in 3 years.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 01 Mar 2018 16:06

You guys see the story about the teacher who locked himself in a classroom and fired a shot during school hours creating a panic a few days ago?

Pretty sure arming teachers would cause more shit like that to happen.

Topic Keeping long distance sexy
Posted 28 Feb 2018 00:47

Better than watching porn by yourself I’d say.

Trinket noooooooooooo.... Please try and get out of the house. You know I wish you'd get out of the funk you're in. Go meet some Crocodile Dundee fuck. Put your guard down for once at let some outback steak dick put your shrimp on his barbie.

Topic What's on your culinary bucket list?
Posted 28 Feb 2018 00:22

Crispy duck, i have failed at getting it just right so hoping i achieve it one day.

You live in California. SF Chinatown is only a hop, skip and a jump from anywhere you're at. What you waiting for?

Topic Keeping long distance sexy
Posted 27 Feb 2018 23:26

You’ve never heard of Skype? Live action dude.

After two or three times that would get so old and annoying. Who has the time to give their undivided attention to a screen all the time? It's unnatural.

Topic What is your favorite wine?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 23:14

100% Napa Cabs and Bordeaux/Meritage/Red blends.

Topic Keeping long distance sexy
Posted 27 Feb 2018 23:05

get a side ho

Topic Wondering how the People of Lush feel about Stalking?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 22:58

Leave it up to the police to come up with an ugly word like stalking when people are just trying to be loving.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 22:52

It may sound like a joke but seriously a pole dancing event would be awesome. It would get ratings, it takes incredible athleticism, plus there are a ton of countries that would be competitive. I can see Ukraine, USA, Netherlands seriously contending for the gold. Judge it just like gymnastics with required skills judged on style. I really see it no different than pommel horse or balance beam or anything like that. It's the same kind of shit, just on a pole.

Topic What sports do you think should be in the Olympics?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 22:44

The events that I think should be excluded are the equestrian events.

Totally agree, while I enjoy equestrian sports, they shouldn't be an olympic sport. Might as well include fucking driving/racing events in the olympics.

Topic Placing your hand on your partners genitals as you fall asleep together
Posted 27 Feb 2018 22:39

That's annoying... Like bitch, I'm trying to fall asleep here

Topic Is 3D Entertainment Outdated?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 22:24

It's annoying.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 25 Feb 2018 23:43

Okay... so you would sue the school district if your kid, God forbid, was hurt or killed in a school shooting. I'm sure you're not the only one who thinks that way. As a parent, I'd probably do something similar.

But let's look at the real economics of arming teachers since you clearly feel that is the solution. While most teachers pay for silly things like pencils and papers, would they be willing to pay for proper gun training and for a gun? Some might, sure, but I highly doubt the majority will. So, if the schools demand or require teachers are armed, they will have to pony up the money to train us. Well, my question is, where are they going to get this money? No teacher union will allow this to be taken from teachers' salaries. Title 1 money probably won't be allowed for that purpose either (though I don't know that for sure). That leaves an increase in state and federal taxes. Less money in your paycheck to help support your family. And what about those who either don't have kids are their kids are already grown and out of school? Should they be made to pay for this training?

But since you like internet links and articles, I found one that is from a fairly reliable source. At the very least, their numbers are pretty solid. So, read it for yourself and make your own conclusions. The Economics of Arming America's Schools

Look at the use of the word “are” in this post. Wtf... I’m no Ernest Hemingway but damn. This is one are the “teachers”. Fuck.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 25 Feb 2018 11:05

there is nothing worse than hurting people's feelings. if we all policed what we said as well as carried a gun, there'd be no more mass murders of school kids.

I suppose so but there are people who it's almost impossible to hurt their feelings and there are people who get their feelings hurt just by the way you breathe.