Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 27 Jan 2017 02:25

I dont believe I have ever been in a movie.


Don't sell yourself short SJ. To Catch a Predator is TV, yes, but it's more than what most people have on their resumes.

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 27 Jan 2017 02:08

You spelt "politically" incorrectly.

Being fucking stupid doesn't lesson my opinion, trinket. Get with the times.

Lush 2K17

Topic Velma or Daphne?
Posted 27 Jan 2017 01:56

Velma seems like she'd want to talk and cuddle afterwords...

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 27 Jan 2017 01:51

Some can't deal with the fact that he does what he says and doesn't try to be politacly correct


Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 07:45

Yes, I remember how your childish and insecure behaviour and bullying chased a friend away, and that I reacted to that. That's what decent people do, when a friend comes under attack. And if anyone proved to be an idiot, it is you, by making perfectly clear, what a lowlife you are.

Lol my insecure behavior? It's insecure to point out how wrong it is for 50 year old men to fall in love with children? I don't care what stupid delusion makes you think that's ok. That's what you defended, you fucking weirdo...

He ran and hid... guess why?

And go ahead and respond and then pretend you didn't see the mod telling you not to... again. Go ahead victim.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 07:25



(Resident troll always attacking others and people are sick of it)

I thought you had me blocked? Plus you linked to something funny really. You're only offended because simplicity is one of the few members who don't think you're a total idiot.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 07:14

I've never sought you out, I only responded to you. And what you perceive as "putting me in place" only reveals how pathetic you are. You, like anyone who needs to insult and belittle others to feel good, are pathetic.

You have a short memory... Or you realize lush does. One or the other.

I pointed out certain creepy things about your friend... who deleted his account... because he must have been so right... right? Then you attacked me for it and then I pointed out what an idiot you are.

That's it.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 06:17

Stormdog, Robert and many others post here to engage in a discussion, and even though some of their views are insulting to many, their main goal is to bring across their opinion about the subject at hand. They stay on topic. Your posts however have nothing to do with the ongoing discussion. Your only goal is to annoy and insult. That's the difference between them and you.

Edit. Sorry Rachel, I missed your post. I'll stop.

Many times you have sought me out just to specifically point out how you don't like me or what I said. The difference is I put you in your place when you do instead of crying about it like you. So of course later on when no one is paying attention you act like a victim if I say something mean to you. Because that is your strength. To act like a victim.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 06:12

as do a lot of people. thing is, they also contribute something beyond cheap insults. funny thing is, i don't get PMs complaining about Stormdog while i have an entire file of complaints about your behavior here from a wide range of people. last warning. cool it. and with that, this public conversation is done with.

In that specific instance. Sounds like someone is more interesting than the other. That's all. Or maybe.. just maybe some people are bigger bitches than others and like to go tattle.


Anyway, you're being a hypocrite. You derail the fuck out of threads constantly, for years, then tell people to get back on track. You insult the fuck out of people then tell others not to. It's hypocritical as fuck. It wouldn't matter if you weren't a mod and didn't threaten people with bans all the time. But every time you threaten to ban me for doing the same thing you do because you feel the reason you do it is more important, it just makes you look hypocritical. You shit on the floor then spray some lysol and think it's all good but then you raise your eyebrow at me for pissing on the floor a whole bunch of times. You think making fun of people is worse than defending those same people for displaying the most heinous of human tendencies for god knows what reason... Because they kissed your ass or something? Well I won't and never will.

Do what you gotta do.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:42

nope. i'm good with letting pretty much everyone do it, because it's the think tank/adult swim. that's because not everyone else comes in here simply to insult people

You sure about that? Or are you easily fooled? Sure I could play dumb and bullshit around and hide an insult here and there. But who has time for that?

Your fellow moderator stormdog sure likes to fling the insults around without hiding it. You too. Hence, I just follow the lead. Or is posting like the mods not the right thing to do? Do as you say not as you do kind of thing?

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:31

nope, that was me being insulting. if you read thru my posts tho, you'll see that it's the rarity. 99% of my posts here are thoughtful and voice my opinion on the subject. read thru your own posts and you'll see that next to zero have anything to do with anything other than taking cheap shots at people. that's the difference. don't treat me like a fool, Jack. it's unbecoming.

Sounds a whole lot like it's okay when you do it but not anyone else.

Sounds a whole lot like you think your posts are 99% great because it's just your own words you read. Guess what, 100% of people feel their own words are 99% perfect, 100% of the time.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:20

this forum is called "the think tank". it's not called the insult tank, the judgement tank, or the entertain felix tank. it'd def. not called the make more work for sprite tank. you're not being clever. you're not being funny. you're simply being, in your own words, the ultimate douche. please cease and desist. that's the last time i'm going to ask. thank you.


can i just say... you're kind of an idiot? i mean, i won't, if it seems lacking common sense, but i really really really REALLY want to. let me know. thanks in advance!

What was that? was that you being clever and un-insulting?

An honest answer would be cool.

Please, thank you.

Topic donald trump for president
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:15

if you're going to vote for someone, and yes, when you voted for Trump, you also voted for Pence, you should actually take a few minutes to be informed. you helped vote this guy in. now do you people understand why we "snowflakes" are pissed off?

Don't get pissed off at a crazy person... Would you in real life? Like some guy yelling at a tree? Would that actually piss you off?

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:13

Thank you Rachel. I still wish to respond, if you don't mind.

Jack, I am aware that my avatar shows some similarity with the image in the Sistine Chapel, but that's all there is to it. I'm not religious and there's no religious meaning in my avatar, unless you seek a reason to lash out. I still don't see, how your rant relates to the post you quoted.

Please give up your attempts to annoy or insult me. Only a few are capable of that, and you're not one of them.

Now, let's get back on topic.

I don't "try" to annoy or insult you... I got bored with that a while ago. I like fucking with you because you're the ultimate douche. Because you like to play the victim. Sure, you may post obvious truths here and there... water is wet 'n' all. But eventually... you will play the victim again, over and over... Just helping you out.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 05:05

please stay on topic and knock it off with the personal insults. thank you.

I just follow the lead.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 03:48

Nice little rant. What links the text you quoted to either Adam or my avatar? Or did you just need an excuse for some verbal abuse?

That avatar obviously harkens back to Sistine Chapel imagery... Are you claiming to not realize this and admitting you're a philistine swine? Or is this more gratuitous indignation on your part? ...which is obviously your modus operandi.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 02:31

We've seen it before:

Step one:
Make your people believe your country is in disrepair
Step two:
Find a scapegoat to blame for it
Step three:
Get in control
Step four:
Silence the voices that tell the truth
Step five:
Either try to conquer the world, or, if you're not that delusional, isolate yourself from it

So far, Trump is on track....

What's up with that avatar? You think you created Adam? You're so annoying... god... You're the ultimate douche. Look at that fucking avatar for fuck's sake.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 25 Jan 2017 02:25

I'm skeptical because it sounds so stupid, but did I read correctly this morning that The Donald has put a gag order on the EPA and USDA preventing scientists sharing research publicly unless approved by higher-ups?

I saw an FB post about the Badlands National Park service being forced to remove tweets they'd made stating scientific facts about global warming.

I feel so sorry for America right now. I haven't seen anyone get fucked this hard since I stumbled upon a video of a 16-man Sasha Grey gangbang.

Careful now, you're gonna get put on some kind of list.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 24 Jan 2017 17:54

It seems it's ok to say it in the forums, just don't take it off the forums (like we are told to) and say it in a private message.

You sending people hate mail again trinket?

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 24 Jan 2017 17:51

A city that curiously appears on both of these lists: 20 Best Food Cities / The World's 18 Best Food Cities

Must be the tourists keeping the restaurants open in whatever city it is then.

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 24 Jan 2017 16:39

There's a rather big amusement park in my city. When I was a teen, Pepsi opened a stand there and challenged people to spot the difference between Pepsi and Coke (offering a full bottle of Pepsi to anyone who'd get the right answer). Most people couldn't tell the difference and the success rate was pretty damn close to a mere 50/50 (ie. a wild guess).

So yeah, I feel like this question indirectly asks people which between the two has (or had) the most successful marketing campaign(s).

What tastebudless city was this?

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 24 Jan 2017 15:38

I wonder how many of you could actually tell the difference if you were blindly offered a sample of each...

Pepsi is sweeter and Coke has more bubbles. Everyone knows that.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 24 Jan 2017 11:59

I hope it isn't considered a personal attack when I tell you that you can go fuck yourself.

Stormdog should be fine with your comment. He's not a snowflake after all. Yellow snow maybe... But not a snowflake.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 23 Jan 2017 04:07

Would that be another name meaning "big cock"?

Trinket, no... I would call your thought process unintentionally beguiling but that would be a compliment in your case. Just, quiet down.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 23 Jan 2017 03:49

No I haven't you naughty man! .

I have asked two friends. They don't know either .. yes they also googled it! Fortunately they already think me deranged.

Do you think Madonna would know? Will you tell her before you send her to my bomb shelter? ... Hey! How did you know where my bomb shelter is?

Flattery has no effect on me. I've heard it all before.

Google has it's limits.

The answer resides within yourself.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 23 Jan 2017 03:21

That isn't quite correct. Many of these groups support abortion under certain circumstances. They were included originally in the March, but when the scope of the March was expanded, they were "ejected". Their view is still a legitimate woman's view, whether I agree with it or not, and they do represent a reasonable proportion of our female electorate.

Women from all over America descended on Washington yesterday and uttered a collective primal scream of dissent against their latest rage object: Donald Trump. Women are afraid. They fear for their rights. They believe President Trump will strip them of their birth control, let them get pregnant with no hope to abort the pregnancy or have healthcare and throw them back in the kitchen. Or something.

I didn’t go on the march.

President Obama, and the social justice warriors who fuelled his presidency, divided the country by grievance groups. Men and women. Black and white. LGBQ and straight. And most comically, divided divisions. White, Asian, black and Native American women, some cis-gendered, some transgender, some even vegan – all very, very special.
The Women’s March has had a fair share of internal strife. Who should speak? White women need to sit down and shut up. Black lesbian women should have priority. They get a voice. Privileged people (ie, everyone who is not me) don’t.
This nastiness is inevitable. When there’s a hierarchy of grievance, he (she) who has suffered most gets top billing. It’s a race to become the ain’t-it-awful worst. This negativity forces people not to find solutions but to build bigger problems so they’ll get attention. Solutions diminish emotional fever and media focus. Therefore, issues can never resolve and, if they do, new problems must be created.
Enough, already. In the quest for, and conquering of, equal rights, women have run out of real outrages. They’ve won the battles. What to do now? Consolidate power. The way to do that is shame those who are mostly happy with the advances and want to enjoy their lives. It’s tough to maintain a warlike state. In the absence of an enemy, the elders must keep the acolytes busy being true believers. Those “other” than the most righteous better watch out. 

What good does labelling and “otherising” do?

The women who don’t believe liberal orthodoxy include the chief sacrament abortion – “other”. Men (obviously) are the “other.”  The worst “other” group: white men who are patriarchal oppressors.  Then the biggest, vaguest group of “others”: people of any stripe who do not abide closely enough to the true leftist dogma.
What good does labelling and “otherising” do? Well, there’s been tremendous power in claiming the mantle of the perpetually oppressed. There’s government money and corporate bullying and media attention. It also silences people with different views.

The argument isn’t working with women any more. American women are 47% of the workforce. They enjoy unprecedented choices. Twenty-six per cent of women choose not to work outside the home. They choose to care for their families. That’s a choice.
Women are divided almost evenly anti-abortion versus pro-abortion. Many women are married and like their husbands and sons. They don’t hate men. They don’t want division.
That’s where I find myself. I’m grateful for the advances women have made. Western American women are fortunate, indeed.
The bigger issue American women face now isn’t equality but community. The ceaseless divisiveness and nasty aggression towards men is a problem. The segmenting of people by superficialities, rather than finding common ground, is causing society to stretch at the seams. The constant emphasis on victimhood separates people rather than brings them together.
The point of the women’s movement was supposed to be to elevate women. It’s turned into a systemic attack on all people who don’t follow leftist, feminist orthodoxy.
So I opted out of the Women’s March, thank you. After eight years of separating people, I’d like the country to come together.
We didn’t need a march for women. We need to start seeing human individuals. We need to see Americans. We need to re-embrace the melting pot of cultures, peoples, creeds, colours and religions and see our common ideals and dreams. We need to remember our shared identity. We need to cherish and protect our freedom to become anything – even president of the United States.
Enough division. More e pluribus unum.

That is from The Guardian Newspaper ; it was that publication's Opinion Page.

If the Democratic Party is to stop hemorrhaging votes ... I don't mean Presidential votes... I mean Congressional and Senate votes... they have to persuade those they have alienated, both women and men, that they do care. Raging on about Donald Trump is the Hillary Clinton way. The March, sadly, just seemed to be a continuation of the same... and look what happened last time. Maybe that is why Kellyanne Conway asked as to the point of the March. I am sure the GOP is grinning in pleasure and rubbing its hands in glee. But that's just my opinion.

I shall now retire to my bomb shelter for a while, in case Madonna happens by.

Have you figured out what the significance of "vegan butcher" is yet? giggles, tee hee :P

Topic Elegance Without Nudity
Posted 23 Jan 2017 03:19

sounds lame as fuck

Topic If you caught someone you were attracted to, masturbating, would you stay and watch?
Posted 23 Jan 2017 03:14

I'd help

#illbeyourherobaby #icankissawaythepain

Topic Big Tits or Small... What's your preference?
Posted 23 Jan 2017 03:11

it doesn't matter as LONG AS THT ASS IS FAT

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 22 Jan 2017 09:03


if they plan on being re-elected, and they hear from enough people, it will do good. if they get a few calls, it's one thing, but if people flood the boards, they will sit up and listen.

Those poor interns.