Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 13:07

I put down 'American' for my race on the census form. Had to mark through the other stuff and wrote it in. They sent someone to my house to take a look at me. I still wouldn't admit to just being just a caucasian. I am a quarter Cherokee. I actually oppose having a question on the form asking what race we are. I'm an American and it doesn't matter what color I am.

Buz... American is a nationality not an ethnicity.

The information the census collects is actually important for many reasons.

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 12:44



What criteria are used to determine whether someone is designated white or black?

Incidentally it's maths or mathematics, not math.

I'm using what Americans identify themselves as to the U.S. Census Bureau. Are you trying to question the fact that whites outnumber any other race in the United States? Or what is your point?

Math... You're English right? In the UK maths or mathematics is used. In the United States (and Canada) math is the accepted term. This is like me telling you colour is incorrect and color is the right term.

Please don't be so daft next time you address me. Thank you.

Topic Current Favourite TV Shows
Posted 22 Apr 2015 09:48

The Affair




The Affair was totally good. Caught me by surprise. Can't wait for season 2.

Right now it's Game of thrones, Veep, Silicon Valley and looking forward to season 2 of true detective and Ballers. I don't watch much TV at a time.

Also I just finished watching Dueños del Paraiso with my Grandma. It's about 70's drug lords, porn stars, double and triple crosses and all that bad ass shit.

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 09:24

I see this on forum posts....

Just because you don't like the content you don't need to call people names

Opinions and posts can differ without personal attacks

http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/TaxiDriver.jpg

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 08:43



Read the story before you prove what a complete and total waste of raw materials your whole life has turned out to be.

I read what you posted and I clicked the link but it goes to a a site for Washington times. It's a bunch of ads and surveys... It also has pictures to other "news stories" about handguns under 500 bucks, best assault rifles featuring a picture of Rambo, sexiest woman alive featuring Kate upton, a story about celebrity look alikes, a story about hottest cars at a car show and a story villainizing Obama for using airforce one on earth day... But I couldn't get your actual story to show up. just a picture for it with click bait bullshit leading to other click bait bullshit all around it. I am on mobile though.

It's not even news. It's like a website for really really stupid people.

I stand by my statement that you need to learn how math works.

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 07:02

The U.S. population is 68% white not including whites of Hispanic decent and only 13% black.

Learn math you dunce.

Topic Brittany McHenry.....would ya?
Posted 20 Apr 2015 19:04

I'd still spank her.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 16:05



yeah, but the fists are a different story.

Stop right there. That's enough fun for one thread.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 16:02



That explains it - mine isn't exactly virginal and 21 anymore. :p

The gine stretching out after many cocks is just a myth. You know that.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 15:49



Seems kind of big for a brown one... flower



When next to a big vagina, they all look kinda small... I thought this example here looked a little thin.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 15:12

You people living in the United States are blessed with bargains; I just found the brown UR3 version for as low as $12.34 on Amazon:


http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vac-U-Lock-Thin-Brown



https://upload.lushstories.com/2133821845-3107f-nbTzL.jpg

Brown labor is cheaper in the US. You can probably get the real thing for about the same price per hour.

Topic Two Types of Female Ejaculation?
Posted 20 Apr 2015 09:49

Release of the thick/opaque liquid occurs to me quite frequently. Just solid, rhythmic penetration - not necessarily at high speed - is guaranteed to make that happen. If I'm feeling particularly dirty, I'll swipe some to lick - otherwise, will just let it collect at my bum-hole to give it that pseudo-bleached look... but I digress. I'm usually oblivious to when it happens to myself. I just know I've come, but am unsure if the orgasm's the trigger, or something else.



This paragraph was wild from start to finish.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Apr 2015 21:57

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GhDnyPsQsB0

Topic Is your house haunted? Would you want to attract a ghost/spirit to your house if you could?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 22:06

Ghosts? Seriously? d'oh!

Well, only if they bring Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) with them.

She can deal with ghosts, navi, aliens, copycat killers. Everything really.

Topic What's your favourite comfort food?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 21:39

Shrimp and grits.

I also love, charcuterie, marinated veggies and beer.

Topic Is your house haunted? Would you want to attract a ghost/spirit to your house if you could?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 21:25

One time a ghost popped up on me, talking about boooo 'n' shit.

Punched em in the dick.

Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 20:47

I turn most things into a joke and solve problems by sharing a bottle of tequila - in vino veritas.

That doesn't sound like a problem at all... Where have you been all my life?

Topic Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 13:06

I like woman with heavy Russian accent. It sound proud and strong.

Topic First time with a man at 42 very nervous
Posted 15 Apr 2015 12:36

https://upload.lushstories.com/1870520785-Backup Plan.JPG

Just in case you wanted to wash your mouth out - afterwards. drunken

The level of experiential honesty you're displaying here is admirable.

You should get in there too. It would be a real ménage à twats.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 06:43



Where's your entry smarty pants cat?



Yeah, I'm still waiting!

My dog ate my computer :(

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:35

Did I win yet, or nah?

It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.

Topic getting wife to go nude in home
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:29

You go. "Look bitch, I ain't trying to get ugly up in this muthfucka. You take them panties on down...give me the view I want to see. I wanna see that honey in that pot, and if I want a taste I'm gonna taste it. Don't make me repeat myself now."

Topic Leave already!!!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:14

Who has to leave? Hillary Clinton? Yeah that bitch has to leave

What...

Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 12:26

I say and do crazy things. I'm fucking raw bitch.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 07:10



They would only have to click "LushStories" in the top left hand corner to get back to the home page with all the stories Felix.



That would be confusing.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 05:43

A reader not familiar with the site, can see stories by default. If they are reading stories by default is there any reason to have a "stories" link? Most are not going to know they can link to poems and I dont think the "poem" or "all" links stand out enough to catch someone's eye. There is not even a frame around the words themselves. It's just two tiny little words that aren't easy to see. I write poems hoping someone will read them. if they don't know poetry is here, they aren't going to read it are they?




There is a stories link in case people want to go back to the stories after they clicked on poems or all. The point isn't to trap people in the poem section forever. That would be cruel, trinket.

Topic My wife's best friend
Posted 13 Apr 2015 21:05

Why did you marry a chick you don't like fucking.........

If you're attracted to her friend, learning to like fucking your wife isn't gonna change that.......

This will all end in tears.......

Topic trying to make sense of my situation
Posted 13 Apr 2015 20:25

Lol

Topic Advice for a noob please
Posted 13 Apr 2015 20:21

Don't tell him you bought a new one. You don't need to share everything . Just buy a big one and go ape-shit with it.