Forum posts made by magical_felix

Posted 20 May 2016 15:52

I deserved that. And, my ass probably is big enough to (edit) fit over you. I need to take up jogging, lol! Honestly, that (edit again) last post wasn't meant to come off the way it did. I can be difficult, I know it. It's my worst flaw. I was angry, and mean. I will own my outbursts, it would be silly to deny them, all anyone has to do is look up old threads. I don't blame you.

Consider this my public apology, because it is...

See, the thing about realizing that someone has a disingenuous, dishonest, and dishonorable nature is this... You don't believe or trust what their intent is ever again. When I read this I just see a person setting themselves to act like a victim again. You want to publicly apologize so that next time I say something you can try to paint me like a villain who is mean even though you apologized. I wasn't born yesterday.

Topic Muirfield Golf Club - Blatant Sexism
Posted 20 May 2016 15:44

I want guy's night drink discounts, cause I like cheap beer

Life in general is "guy's night". Women get the shit end of the stick most of the time. "Girls night" discounts aren't some kind of male discrimination. When your balls drop and you get some life experience you will figure that out.

Posted 20 May 2016 15:41

Jack if that was the case you'd be coming out of my ass, lol! I don't like this whole block thing. I'm sorry, okay, I am a real stinker sometimes, but at least I own it. Regaeman Man

While I actually believe that your ass is probably big enough for me to fit under... A lot of your recent posts have been disingenuous at best and blatant lies at worst. "Owning it" means very little to me.

Posted 20 May 2016 15:31

I know, I know, I blocked you...but I don't want to be enemies

Hmmm it seems you are not using the block correctly. I suggest you use it the way it was intended.

Posted 20 May 2016 15:19

Every single time this topic comes up I find it funny that it is always mediocre writers complaining about it. Every time...

I recently stumbled upon a writer on here who has a bunch of RRs. She only has like 9 friends on her list and I don't think any of them are mods. I have read two of her stories so far and they were both excellent. Some of the most original and interesting stories I have read on here. Obviously her ability to tell a story was what got her recognized by whatever mod awarded her some RRs.

I don't read all the RRs I see but I don't remember thinking any of them didn't deserve the recognition. I haven't read simmerdownchicks two RRs so maybe it really is bullshit, but from my experience, they seem legit for the most part. The editor's picks too. I only read one editor's pick which I thought was totally bogus but that was a long time ago and that was the only one. Not a bad record so far with finding a quality story with an EP.

I think many mediocre writers look for some kind of conspiracy as to why they don't get awarded RRs instead of you know, getting better at writing a memorable story with a beginning, middle and end, an engaging plot, natural and realistic sex scenes, intriguing characters and a few surprises. Validation comes from the people who read your stories and let you know in the comments. You can tell the difference from some generic comment and a comment from someone who really enjoyed your words. If your comments consist of the former, guess what? You're a mediocre writer. Just because you have 40 "whoa sexy story xx" comments doesn't mean you deserve awards 'n' shit.

Nobody ever writes something, posts it and thinks it's a dog turd. Writers are just like new parents. New parents always think they have a cute baby but we all know that not all babies are cute. Some are downright hideous and look like a tiny version of sloth from the goonies.

Topic Driverless Cars
Posted 20 May 2016 10:22

We let women drive on the roads .. so I am fine with this idea.

John, that's like saying we should let bots post in the forum because we let you post here. (women drive better than you post, but still, you get the idea)

Topic .
Posted 20 May 2016 10:16

Dating and relationships are not too much work.

Can it be tough yeah, but with a team effort two can work though the toughs parts cant they?

Obviously you haven't dated chicks who are hot. Hot chicks are a major pain in the ass but fucking them regularly is awesome. It's like climbing Everest to get to the top. It's a lot of fucking work, most of the time it's worth it if you make it back down with all your limbs and your life, but it's real tough

Topic Bad forum topic ideas
Posted 19 May 2016 00:51

Say something nice about the poster above you's momma.

Topic .
Posted 18 May 2016 23:47

How curious, a question is posed and a majority of silence is the answer??

Dude, you're operating on a cosmic level. We are mere mortals here. You're going to have to water it down a bit.

Posted 18 May 2016 23:41

We have a winner!

I bet you buy butter in the store too, don't you? Stop living under the man's control. You're losing the battle for your mind. Churn your own butter and stop being a sheep to the system, you fucking doofus. Wake up.

Posted 18 May 2016 22:42

This thread spans eight years y'all.


Topic Utah vs Porn
Posted 18 May 2016 22:38

Now here's a thought... You might could play off that mormon polygamy thing and try talking her into bringing some of her cute friends into it. Can you handle a FFFM of wild, horny, formerly sexually repressed ex-mormon chicks wearing out every inch of you? Of course, that would require a Lush story to be written. Maybe call it, The NEW Book of Mormon.

Buz... No.

Topic The inability to let someone go- an excuse for murder?
Posted 18 May 2016 15:50

So there is an inherent culture of violence within male society perhaps?

Yes, yes there is.

Imagine there is a plane crash on some isolated island in the middle of the ocean and there are 20 survivors, all men. The leaders would immediately start to emerge and it is all based on violence, the will to commit it, brains and physicality. There could be a guy that is a lot bigger than the rest so the other guys tend to listen. Except maybe the guy that is smart enough to start sharpening a stick in case that big guy wants to shut him up with violence. There could be an even smarter guy that knows how to hunt and create fire (also violent) that can provide and emerges as the leader but will stay the leader because several other guys will protect him using violence from any challengers. Different groups might form and they will start to grab sticks and rocks to protect themselves in case the other group tries to steal their stuff. That is what would happen because men are violent. That is how we evolved. It was necessary early on for our survival as a species. We wouldn't have survived nature if we sat with a saber-toothed tiger and tried to talk out our differences. That violence is still in us. Some more than others.

Topic Utah vs Porn
Posted 18 May 2016 15:32

I think Utah is just mad cause such a high number of Mormon chicks are becoming pornstars.

My girlfriend is an ex mormon and she is totally out of her mind in bed, like fucking wild, a mustang.

I think there is a correlation there with the religion at an early age and the freeing of oneself in adulthood. Like how the farther you pull back on a bowstring the farther the arrow will fly when you release it.

Topic Censorship or not?
Posted 18 May 2016 15:01

Well, no one else around here will do it!

That's a matter of perspective.

Topic Your blocks now extend to forum posts
Posted 18 May 2016 13:52

When you have horses that tend to shy, you put blinders on them.

It works for horses. Why not humans?

Topic Do you use the forums regularly? Or do you prefer to stay away and why? Free form discussion
Posted 18 May 2016 12:45

Oh lucky me, I found it. But lucky you, your's and Steph's posts were removed since. Anyway, just living up to my word. Everyone else, make what you want of it.

As I recall, Steph said you were suspended for two weeks for it? I'm not sure, maybe a month I can't remember...

Wait what? I was suspended for what? Refresh my memory because you lie so much that I can't keep track of them all.

And I wouldn't take the word of a whackadoo who suspended himself - forever - too seriously, but that's just me.

Topic Bad forum topic ideas
Posted 18 May 2016 03:42

don't recommend doing that...]

The S game... Shoot, stab or Strangle the poster above?

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 18 May 2016 01:46

If you put glasses on him he could pass as bernie sanders.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 18 May 2016 00:14

Everyone I have ever been with has been good in bed.

Because it takes two to tango, motherfuckers.

Posted 17 May 2016 23:18

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Follow these steps to remove that annoying reminder from your Window$ 7 or 8.1 machine and keep KB3035583 (update) from ever being downloaded to your machine again.

Uninstall instructions here

Or you can stop being so cheap and buy something that runs OS X.

Topic Bad forum topic ideas
Posted 17 May 2016 23:15

Post something OFFENSIVE about the poster above you

Dictators you'd secretly like to fuck

Those two should be moved to the GREAT forum topic thread.

Topic Fake Profiles
Posted 17 May 2016 23:00

Wish I had never asked the question now.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid answers.

Topic Ladies,What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 17 May 2016 13:47

I guess everyone has their little kinks but the oddest ones (imo) are things like licking my armpits, stuffing my pussy with my panties (the entire thing in a ball) and smelling between my legs after I've been to the gym. But I guess after spending so much time on lush, not much surprises me! evil4

I said after you shower at the gym after a nice long workout. Don't make it sound gross!

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 03:47

You can forget about the sammich. I have nothing more to say to you.

Good, less talky, more sucky.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 03:27


Oh ffs. Where are the boots?

You would probably want to put the boots on their side and use them for knee pads. And remember, the more tears the better, I like seeing that mascara really running. I like hearing some sobbing too. It gets me off.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 03:03

I don't care how much you bully me I'm not tying you up or wearing those boots

My offer of allowing you to give me a very sad runny mascara blowjob while I pat you on the head as long as you don't look me in the eye still stands. Because I'm cool like that.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 02:52

I agree.

This is not about free thinking or free discussion it's about free ridiculing and abusing. There will be visitors to our forums looking at this thread and thinking WTF is Lush about!

You can say that some members are heavy into the humiliation kink and we are just catering to that since we don't kink shame around here. This is all an elaborate cyber BDSM roleplay.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 01:51

Cool pic though, why do you get one and I don't? I am feeling a little wounded and left out here coffee

Edit...Sorry Liz I didn't see your post as I was posting. (zips lips)

Because I win the Internet.

Topic Should serial trolling be allowed in forums?
Posted 17 May 2016 01:47

I agree, this has gone on long enough. Personally, I'm not asking for the thread to be deleted, I think there is a lot that can be learned from it, but I would not consider it censorship if it was locked. Or don't. But I honestly think that's the only way to stop it.

I like how you keep begging them to delete or lock your embarressing mess. Haha