Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 30 May 2016 11:43

I find it best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 11:30



I'd have you asleep in no time.

I tend to get sleepy after an epic orgasm so... I see this as possible bragging.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 11:01

I'm no good in bed.


Nuh huh... Prove it.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 30 May 2016 10:44

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e98f51759b133fbfb18bf9ea1aa8cddf/tumblr_o2nhetAMxF1qc91i1o1_1280.jpg

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 30 May 2016 10:09



If you're doing the tango you're doing it wrong.
There is SO much more out there for you to experience Jack!


no

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 May 2016 09:55

https://www.youtube.com/embed/U4BmHLzDWkE

Topic Gender neutral toilets
Posted 30 May 2016 01:27

I took a piss in a "ladies" portapotty at concert this weekend. There wasn't that little plastic cup you pee in like the guy's portapotties. It was really gross to see the pee hit the shitty blue water.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 19:29



Aww this is gross injustice in the garb of censorship.... lol
A motherfucker has to be called a motherfucker, I agree with you ;)
But you may reconsider this, sometimes back somewhere, Nicola said to you something like "your mother" :P

I wrote a story about patoki's momma where I lift her tail up and go to town. But guess what? CENSORSHIP everywhere.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 19:28



Another example of some people to go personal and consider every suggestion as a plot or conspiracy against them. I can only sympathize with you and wish you better wisdom.... :)

Sympathise* omg get a brain.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 04:10



What about 'MILF Rider' instead?

MILF Rider lacks a certain je ne sais quoi... But Motherfucker grabs you by the hair, kicks your legs open and says "let's party".

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 25 May 2016 04:07


Please start your own thread if you want to act the clown.


Patoki has already done that...

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 24 May 2016 19:40



too incesty. deal with it. geek

Rachel, please.

#supportsinglemoms

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 24 May 2016 19:36



Actually no.... those who are Wild At Heart aren't suppose to endorse their comments about mediocrity... they're far above that level :P

Actually... I don't even know what that means. Over my head I suppose.

What I do know is that you don't have any RRs either... The plot thickens.

...

On a side note, I wanted my rank to be "motherfucker" but I was denied because CENSORSHIP.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 24 May 2016 18:39



This is another great idea.... if adopted will stop all the bickering about the issue..... Nicola, please read this when you get out of hibernation :P

Actually no... The topic wouldn't have been brought up again to become an issue if the original topic starter (or his friends he's now pretending to have started the topic for) had a few RRs. That's the issue. If he would have been given RRs, I wouldn't be replying to this post right now. No system overhaul will change the fact that his writing is mediocre and fails to make an impression on whatever mods read it unless the system overhaul is to make the RRs a participation award and mandatory that every writer gets one. To tweak the criteria enough so that everyone has a few, yay. Only then will mediocre writers stop whining that they don't have any.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 24 May 2016 15:36




Hi,

I understand what you are saying. Please read the comments, and then decide if you want to read the story.

If you still chose not to, I can appreciate that. I don't want to waste your time.

I don't have a lot of RR's, but this story I truly felt deserved one. I was glad when it was awarded one.

G

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the RR wasn't from Simply John, but are the comments part of the recommended read too? Because if they aren't, I'm not reading that shit. I only read RR worthy material.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 24 May 2016 12:20



You and Lush are true to your word.

First RR awarded for my piece o' crap story under the new guidelines.



Who gave you the RR? I won't read it unless it was a good mod that gave it to you. If it was simply john or someone like that, I won't take the RR seriously at all.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 24 May 2016 11:54



Shut up. You're not supposed to quote people here.


https://38.media.tumblr.com/cc89ff05836e1df07bcaabcb397b3cee/tumblr_npzprobTD61sh3mf9o3_r1_400.gif

Shame.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 May 2016 00:28

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9e78ffec903f8f0170530f37831c6256/tumblr_nv3pmyzubF1rfe7dzo1_400.gif

https://www.youtube.com/embed/nLzjm9E1hwg

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 15:34

Oh, was that a joke? I apologize for not seeing that Jack. Better luck next time.

Oh dang, it's true? Well shit... I have some extra frisbees if you want them.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 23 May 2016 15:25

https://66.media.tumblr.com/14cb359851e46a86ee7c94db5714c8a5/tumblr_o4kkud87RM1qzddoio1_540.jpg

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 14:55



LOL you really want to go there? I'm game if you are lol

Damn, you bookended it with lols. That's serious.

I'm shaking.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 14:55

:) Still the same old Jack.

That was a good one...the brindle joke. Even you have to admit.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 14:49

And I am surprised that after 4 years of absence, that mods are still using the term 'butthurt' and calling out members on the forum. See, nothing ever changes lol

Because you were such a shining example of how to conduct yourself as a mod. lol

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 14:47

Bravo Jack, you just can't live without insulting folks, can you?
What you say is true for French and in British English. In American and Canadian English however, the term blond is preferred every time, even when referring to female hair, though a few writers like to hang on to the gender distinction.

Your momma is brindle.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 23 May 2016 14:09



That's the reason why we need to give all the details of course, otherwise you make it your story while it is ours. And she is blond, with blue eyes, darnit! angry7

Blond is masculine, blonde is feminine. Idiot.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 23 May 2016 10:21

Xxxxx called me an asshole. confused5

FUCK! angry7

EDITED to take a name out because we aren't allowed to rage at other members. angel7
.<<<<<


Shame.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1491147412-giphy.gif

Shame.

Topic Do men want women to shave their face?
Posted 22 May 2016 15:00

If I walked in on a woman shaving her face or if she like borrowed my shaving cream and I found out she was using it on her face I would be really really turned off. There are things I just don't want to know. Like for all I know my girlfriend has a gastrointestinal problem because she never poops. She eats and is in great shape but she hasn't pooped in two years.

If I walked in on her shaving her face?

RIP boner.

Topic Muirfield Golf Club - Blatant Sexism
Posted 22 May 2016 14:43

I feel like at the end of the day nothing is going to happened and we kinda made it clear that private clubs do what they need and also:
1. Its golf, no one gives that big of a shit, baseball, basketball, hockey, shit a tic tax toe tournemt would be more interesting to defend
2. They are a private club, but still they are in the public's eye, they should do what they want, just keep in mind that it has consequences

That is all folks, puts on sunglasses, drops mike, pics up cat and beer and walks away

Worst mic drop ever. Unless "mike" is your boyfriend or something, then my bad. But shit, this really was the mic drop equivalent of starting a slow clap at the wrong time.

Topic Preacher: First Trailer
Posted 22 May 2016 12:41

It premiers tonight.

Topic GENERAL THOUGHTS ON READER RECOMMENDED STORIES...
Posted 22 May 2016 12:23

I'm sleeping with a moderator and even I can't get an RR. crybaby

Maybe you're not doing something right? That worked for me.