Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 24 Feb 2015 11:32


Screw "legal limits". When I was considering shooting the squirrel, there was nothing legal about it. I would have been poaching on at least two counts: squirrels were out of season at the time, and I fer damn sure did not have a hunting license. I would have been discharging a firearm within fifty feet of a dwelling. I would have been discharging a firearm within a residential district. I'm sure there must be two or three other laws I'd have been breaking. But damn it, if "legal limits" is what stands between me and hunger, the hunger is gonna win, hands down. (And my bet is it would with anyone else, too)

...you eat squirrels? confused1

Topic Destiny
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:50

Destiny is so addicting if your friends play too. It's like they took heroin and turned it into a game.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:45

https://40.media.tumblr.com/529dd2b8836a8bd034a20180c498d2e9/tumblr_nbmemjmd3w1swanrro1_1280.jpg

Alex Landish

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:43

https://41.media.tumblr.com/4c53015476328e9147eb44aa9f84ba23/tumblr_nj6d1nwKRR1qea16ro1_540.jpg

Sasha Grey

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:27

https://40.media.tumblr.com/bd62594e1d9453c057a0c1dbe2e02ae2/tumblr_njual277mJ1qcr2gxo1_500.jpg

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:22

https://40.media.tumblr.com/e3eceec7f397e499e3fc00e5148f692d/tumblr_nk2s1kDFiH1u8my2do1_500.jpg

Ellen von Unwerth

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:19

https://36.media.tumblr.com/2e7fa49be7df86ebecdc7cb8ecddd2e9/tumblr_ngso1wWEKI1qc8no3o1_1280.jpg

Inside Flesh

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:18

Try to avoid the ones that are too porny. Include the photographer/artist's name if you know it.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/43c75bd230df483ecb2b97d41637f099/tumblr_nfpgzdGcea1qc8no3o1_1280.jpg

Inside Flesh

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 09:00

I'm afraid this one doesn't quite count, as you guys had a sort of a social history already. I'm talking about every day, in the street or restaurant/pub/club, to somebody you have had no other links with before. But thank you for responding.




The picture was disturbing nonetheless.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 08:51



I actually agree, I love writing poetry and I only submit what I feel has substance. Some of the poetry I read on here is pretty juvenile and yet it gets great scores and comments. To each his own though...I'm not saying I'm a great writer, It's just my opinion.

It would be nice if more people would do this.

I have canned many stories that I feel just aren't any good. If I feel it is not as good as the last few things I have published I won't post it. Yeah, technically, it would get accepted and posted on the site. It would get views and votes but what is the point of that besides getting some kind of weird ego boost? It's lame.

The truth is that most of the poetry makes my penis yawn. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Not good for a sex story site.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 08:43



Who suddenly made You an expert on poetry? You haven't even written one so you wouldn't know a good one from a bad one.



Actually I have written poems but I don't post them on Lush because it's Lush STORIES. The second sentence is so asinine that I don't even want to get into the reasons why because you wouldn't even understand.



You don't like ANY of mine yet 2 of them have Recommended Reads, as do a lot of other poems on lush. A great many poems have EP's. Those aren't given out freely and it is not just the opinion of one mod either. Does that mean you don't know a good poem from a bad one? Or does it mean your EP's and RR's suck?



2 RRs out of the dozens of poems you've pooped out isn't a very good track record to be honest... And those are the opinion of one moderator. According to you the moderator that gave you those should be a poetry poster as well or else they don't mean anything.



I've never hidden the fact I would be upset if the poetry category was canned but I don't post on the forums saying all stories or one particular category sucks. Don't readers want variety? If I had $1 for every time a reader told me they hadn't bothered reading poetry until they noticed one or two on the home page or elsewhere, I would be able to shout a few gold memberships. They are only the ones who have mentioned it.



I said 99% of the poems suck, not all of them. Two of the people I follow only post poems. I don't follow many people either. If you notice, those poets don't post all the time. They post only quality work.

Readers do want variety... That's why the people that run this site decided to de-clog the front page of endless generic poetry by making a specific tab for it. The only problem I see now is that the poets are going to be annoyed that the poetry tab is now clogged up by the poets that post crap everyday. That's why I believe that people should only post their very best one, once a month. Once a week at the most.

Also, that's not very many dollars trinket...and you're probably exaggerating to begin with.



So if readers have to specifically look for the poetry my guess is it's going to bring the numbers down on the poetry.



But I thought the poets were saying that their poetry is about their creative expression not numbers...hmmmm. I guess this is why some of them post so many...hmmmm.



It's evident a lot of members think poetry is easier to write than a story. A lot of people who say that have never tried writing a decent poem.



No, endless BAD poetry (and stories) to fish for comments and votes from friends is easier to write. There was a writer here before that used to post a story everyday too... Guess what? Those sucked also.

You seem to be caught up on, "only people that have published a poem know good poetry". I wish they would only let published poets vote and comment on poems. You guys would get even less attention and post less, even though it's supposedly about your creative expression LOL.



It doesn't matter now anyway. It's been done.


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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Feb 2015 20:59

Glow in the dark sharks.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/biiy1QAZY1s

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 22 Feb 2015 17:33

One time WellMadeMale posted a sunburnt picture of his face and I said it reminded me of a chafed baboon's ass.

I don't technically know him so I suppose I have practiced insulting a stranger's appearance.

I did it because the picture was disturbing and he promptly took it down after my comments.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 09:04



*googles it* umm... yeah... not as many as you'd think...

But there are exclusive poem sites that have an erotic category right? Maybe the lush poets should consider submitting to those sites...

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 09:02



I read more poems than stories.

Some stories are too long. Or I don't have any interest in it, period.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Why are poems being bashed now?





Why do poems have such a low view count compared to stories? Is it because most casual Lush stories members read more poems or stories?

Poems are being bashed now because 99% of them SUCK . Most of them belong in the forum or should go directly to the poem category and not the front page. The author's friends and stalkers would still be able to find them just fine. Some of the spam I get asking to read the poems are longer than the poems themselves......... Just spam your friends with the damn poem and save everyone the annoyance of having to review them and put them on the front page.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 08:41



Luckily, it's not up to you.

If it weren't for the stories, lush poetry wouldn't exist. How many sites out there exist that consist of just erotic poems? LOL

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 08:24



Thank you for making an effort to add to the conversation.

For the record, btw, Trink, I like your writing. Especially the poems.

I was just kidding. I've actually never read any of them. It's obvious that hardly anyone reads them. It doesn't take a detective to realize this. Go and click on a poem by these people that clog up the front page with a shitty poem after poem everyday and look at the ridiculously low view count compared to stories. Then look at the comments. 99% of the comments are "nice writing -insert authors name-" It's just friends fluffing each other. Putting a child's macaroni artwork on the refrigerator to make them feel important comes to mind. You wouldn't clog up all the wall space in a museum with shitty macaroni pictures though. If it were up to me everyone would be limited to one quality submission a month.

Topic How big a gap in years would you consider ok for a sexual partner?
Posted 22 Feb 2015 00:04

https://www.youtube.com/embed/bnlv1wd13fY

Topic What film left you really choked up, and you hoped your signifcant other didn't see
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:56

Marley and me,

I am a dog lover to say the least and so is she. I thought that this was going to be a cute movie about a family and their dog. Well hell no it wasn't! I was crying like a buffoon as the ending hit and wiping tears from my face.

Word of advice, don't watch this for the first time on a plane........

https://upload.lushstories.com/1621278606-tumblr_m0r9n7S5Ge1rncmm6o1_500.gif

Topic Dirty Panties
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:27

I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this thread but I definitely didn't expect to start gagging after the first few posts.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:21

No, God believes in me .

When God has sex, she says, oh my Jack.

Topic Who would you prefer to dominate you?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:16

Martha stewart. She be lookin nice and THICK .

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:10

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e7150eed7a4a0bb67c910b3a6228fd88/tumblr_niwktzctMq1u9soo6o1_500.gif

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:04



Mysteria and I talked about this one day and I was honest and told her I didn't like all of her writing and she told me the same thing. Does everyone like every bit of writing I ever wrote? No.


For the record, I don't like your writing either. Especially the poems.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 21:40

I be all over that pussy like pooh bear on a honey pot.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 09 Jan 2015 09:53

//www.youtube.com/embed/ssdgFoHLwnk

Come on skinny love just last the year,
Pour a little salt we were never here,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer.

Tell my love to wreck it all,
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Right in the moment this order's tall.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And in the morning I'll be with you,
But it will be a different kind,
'Cause I'll be holding all the tickets,
And you'll be owning all the fines.

Come on skinny love, what happened here?
Suckle on the hope in light brassieres,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Sullen load is full, so slow on the split.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And now all your love is wasted,
Then who the hell was I?
'Cause now I'm breaking at the britches,
And at the end of all your lines.

Who will love you?
Who will fight?
And who will fall far behind?

Come on skinny love,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...

Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 09 Jan 2015 08:33



You are getting silly now, but maybe bigger shoes should have a higher pricetag, it would be fairer.

Buy designer pay designer.

What I was trying to illustrate with my example that companies only pay about 75 cents per piece of clothing to make and what OMNK is trying to say with his example with the shoes is that clothing prices aren't based on the cost of the materials to make them. They are based on the people's demand for them, name brand, quality etc.

If I go to a high end store a button up shirt can cost me upwards of 300 dollars. At this price range the smalls DO cost the same as the XLs because I am not paying for just the material. If I go to Walmart for a button up shirt that costs 6 dollars then yeah, Walmart will charge a couple bucks more for a larger size because you're not paying for style or a name brand. You're literally paying for the cost of material, buttons, thread and Walmart's overhead.

Are you that broke that you want retailers to charge a couple bucks more for a large size so your clothes can be a few cents cheaper? LOL

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 20:17

A tiny cat who sounds like an old lady when she meows.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:50



Am I the only one who was traumatized by Bastien's dad cracking a raw egg into the orange juice?

My mom used to do that into her orange/carrot juice then she would go to the park to run around and do flips 'n' shit. It was so gross.

Topic Her orgasm or yours?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:38

//www.youtube.com/embed/tuR0aCQALDE