Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 13:46




You're so jugemental . But i used to feel the same way about those who who read/wrote in that category before it was removed.
Yes, people come here and do that creepy shit . Want names?




I judged thee, a creepy little turd. Guilty.



Want names?


Yes.

Topic Post your shoe porn here...
Posted 04 Jun 2015 12:21

Recently bought myself a pair of these. I'm still in the 'don't want to get them dirty' stage so I think hard about where I choose to wear them haha.

http://thehundreds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/The-Hundreds-X-adidas-skateboarding-Product-Flats-Shoes.jpg

Topic If Jurassic Park came true
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:39

I would attach a frickin giant laser beam to a megalodon's head.

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:31

Regardless of this topic. You're always going to encounter defensiveness and resistance when you tell another person how to parent their children, especially if you don't know them. Even telling your own siblings how to parent your nieces and nephews won't be taken too kindly.

Is dressing your 6 year old in a two piece inappropriate? I don't think it is really. I guess it depends on the suit. Two pieces made for adults are way different than the ones made for children though. I guess it depends on the location as well. I mean, I probably wouldn't let my own child go swimming if me or her mother are not present though and I wouldn't take them swimming somewhere with creeps around.

So really, not sure why it would be inappropriate for my child to wear a two piece. And yeah, I would be suspicious of the person pointing it out to me and saying it's inappropriate... Like, what the fuck are they thinking as they look at my child swimming?

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 07:06



Before you make that call i think that you have to take it a step further. For Example; If Cousins, distant Cousins, Siblings , family members , etc......were to hook up and indulge in cyber sex with one another?

Would that be considered incest? If the answer is no, then how could you make a case that cyber sex is cheating/ infidelity?

You're a creepy little turd.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:44



sorry. i am currently role-playing a guy as research for a story i'm doing - just got carried away at trying to be as realistic as possible. BOOBS!

BUTTS. Realistically, we like butts more than boobs. Big butts, rookie.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:35



and if you have dreams, maybe one day you'll touch an actual live woman. not the sex dolls that you usually are touching. btw, i looked them up online - the realisitc ones? those things are expensive!

You see, this is the kind of predictable writing that holds you back in these comps and especially against me. You go for a, frankly, lame and unbelievable joke then expose yourself by letting me know you've been doing this type of sex doll research. You better up your game if you're entering this comp.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:20



it would be fun to crush you like a grape before you even got out of the gate, actually. i'm all over this idea. :)

That's cute. It's good to have dreams, young Rachel. If you reach for the stars you might touch the sky.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:13



i'll enter if you both enter. and send me $40 each. and buy me an island.

You know, it would be awesome in the comps if it was bracket style. With quarter-finals, semi-finals and a grand final. One on one elimination. Like me breezing over you in the quarters to barely edge out SITTING in the semis to make it to the final to beat the best of the rest. That would be rad.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 03 Jun 2015 12:26



I reckon you'd bring enough arse to a marriage to make up for any shortfall on her part. icon_biggrin

Looks like we got a comedian over here. Freakin' Clutterbutters Dangerfeild.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 08:55

What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.

I'll enter if you enter too.

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:37

To say that women don't want attention and that girls don't want respect makes me feel like a lot of you have very minimal contact with both.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:17

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb6615009320ad939d15d9ea4c0b3cb2/tumblr_nooctpxaId1tqvavqo1_540.jpg

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:12

In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?

What state are we in?

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 02 Jun 2015 16:07

I've been with my wife almost 5 years now and I love her to bits, but she has 2 sisters, 1 older, 1 younger, both stunningly beautiful, and I am totally in lust with them, the eldest particularly. We're both 29 and get on really well and seem to have a good flirt online every now and then. I don't think I'd ever cheat on my wife, but if her sister offered, i don't know if i'd be able to resist.
I think my question here is, is this normal, to like your sister in law like this?
Has anyone actually "had" their sister in law? If so what happened.

She flirts with her sister's husband online? Wow, what a bitch. Sounds like she'd fuck you just to spite her sister. Only one way to find out though. You got to nut up, walk up to her and grab her cooch.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 02 Jun 2015 15:39



Mystic River - An Eastwood classic to remind me of how magnificent he can be as a director.

One of his best. And that is good you have someone to look up to. I'm sure finding older role models is becoming quite tough for you. If you're like me, it's hard to be inspired by those younger than you.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:57

Marrying a girl with a small butt.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:43

There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one coffee

Can you make it a biggest dick competition for once?

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:34



I don't think they realize that with writers here..we want to be seduced with words!



I don't think so honey, we want to see the tits and the ass or gtfo.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:29

Tell me your phone number and I'll send you a pic of my fucking balls on a table. Just all laid out. All over the table like it's an everyday thing.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 02 Jun 2015 00:43



throw in a choco taco and you sir, have a deal 😉

You're already calling me sir and everything. I'm not even into that but it's telling. Like you're a good girl 'n' such. Sounds like it's a done deal missy.

Topic This is how chess should be played
Posted 28 May 2015 04:30



Tried it with checkers. Every cat wanted to be a king. Shit got crazy.

You seriously stopped cats kinging each other? I have no words for that.

Topic This is how chess should be played
Posted 28 May 2015 03:43

Shit looks more like checkers than chess.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 27 May 2015 14:48




That raises an interesting question, how far back in time do you have to go for sex with an ancestor to not be incestuous. Because if we go back far enough we all have a common direct ancestor.

The ultimate temporal anomaly definitely wouldn't be allowed by this site. Brother and sister heading back in time to become their own parents.

That's a gross idea.




Here's another. Would it be acceptable to go back in time to attempt to seduce Mary, if successful capture it all on film to show that there was nothing immaculate about it at all.



That's an awesome idea.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 22:33

I like the idea of a sexy time traveller who is involved in all kinds of temporal anomalies. Has given me ideas :)

Thief!

Haha kidding, it's actually a good concept. Perfect for a serial.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 26 May 2015 21:41

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DNQ97P0rQk8

In your heart of chambers
where you sit
with your picture books
and your ancient wit
In that nook I found you
so old and tired
would you be the one to carry me?
I'd like to be someone
you could finally learn to love again

Made our iron bed side
cold as graves
so we stoke the organs
that may comfort grace
and they conjured spirits
to make you smile
would you be my long time baby?

I'd like to be someone
you could finally learn to...
We've put our words down
by our sides
let's take the time
to mend these smiles
together we could make it home
love is a prize
live our own lives

In our beds we're the lucky ones
filled with the sun
In our beds we're the lucky ones
fill us with the sun

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 26 May 2015 21:21

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cee89ecb3a08352a2cd6686c3eb906d5/tumblr_nnvf2o61331qllucco1_540.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb7405095169390df70b7c8b3c2741dc/tumblr_nnvf2o61331qllucco2_r1_540.jpg

Topic which actor would you date????
Posted 26 May 2015 17:24



that's not the rumor around these parts, actually... au natural, baby.

That's fine. I'll slick them hairs up while I get busy. Her mound will end up looking like a cupie doll head when I'm finished with it.