Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 03 Jul 2017 18:42



Well... there's one point we can agree upon... Seax doesn't need a defender at all, nor should it be you.

This goes back to what I said before about you becoming the new Jack... and sadly... you are starting to show signs of the same sad, sick obsession he's got. So, I guess if that's the reason you were implying... then you are even more pathetic than I had originally thought. Either that or you and he suffer from the same delusion.

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Don't insult me. Noll could never be like me.

He may be "obsessed" with laughing at and highlighting your stupidity, hypocrisy and various isms like I am but he could never ever ever be like me. Please.

Topic Counting days in chat
Posted 03 Jul 2017 18:28

Whenever I see someone has spent like 30+ days in a chat room I'm always like oofa ...

Topic Is Wonder Woman Overrated??
Posted 03 Jul 2017 18:07

Yes, yes it is.

I actually mentioned it was in the "last movie you watched" thread or something like that. Of course one of the local social justice warriors came in to tell me I was wrong and how it's the best movie ever. I brought up specific points about the movie that they did not even recall which makes me think they weren't watching that closely and went into the movie with a reverse closed mind, if that makes sense.

The stuff on the island was good, the acting was good especially the two leads. The villains were awful except doctor poison. She was interesting but maybe only because the other villains were really bad. Some of the worst. Lots of gaps in the narrative that don't make sense and would be unforgivable in a non superhero movie. It was just ok. It's the best of the rest I guess.

Topic Tell something weird about yourself, cooking-wise
Posted 03 Jul 2017 17:59

I use mayonnaise instead of butter on the outside of grilled cheese sandwiches.

It's not weird, it's actually fairly common, but I've been called weird for doing it...at least until people have had my grilled cheese sandwiches. It toasts up the bread nicely like butter and gives the bread a really good flavor (especially sourdough).

Way to copy Pablo from la taqueria.

That's like wearing a Native American Headdress for EDC.

#culturalappropriation

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 03 Jul 2017 07:50



And here I thought I was pulling off the innocence.

...tell me more

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 02 Jul 2017 23:34



Minor correction: she was talking about Seax not me.


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Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 02 Jul 2017 20:34



I'm still not clear why you give a shit? You poked your nose into this, then you bitched, whined, and cried sexism. Sprite's right... you need to "grow a pair (of gender appropriate body parts...)"

Feel free to pick which pair you grow.

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Nymphwriter literally said that if noll was a woman she would have used a different insult.

She doesn't even get that sprite was being sarcastic.

She constantly "sticks her nose into other people's exchanges" (when her nose isn't deep in a mod's ass that is) and then bitches and cries when people respond to her nonsense. The hypocrisy she displays is at a cartoonish level now.

She obviously suffers from some kind of psychosis and she claims to teach children. It's very concerning.

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 02 Jul 2017 20:16

I watched College Girl Tries Anal for the First Time and it was total bullshit. It was probably her 200th time at least.

Topic Best Vietnam War Movie?
Posted 02 Jul 2017 16:28

Besides the ones you mentioned Born on the Fourth of July is pretty unforgettable. It's Platoon's companion piece really. Also First Blood (original Rambo) was one of the first movies to touch on ptsd from Vietnam while being action packed of course but still heartbreaking.

Animal Mother, is still a favorite screen name to use when i need to make one up on the fly.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 01 Jul 2017 17:26



I think that still holds even when on drugs/alcohol, assuming one took it voluntarily.

It's not my fault it was the alcohol is not a great defense according to the law. Over here anyway.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 01 Jul 2017 17:15

Baby Driver was incredible. Every minute of it, except maybe the last ten. But still, one of the best of the year for sure.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 29 Jun 2017 21:19



Perhaps in the future you can check your facts before you post something that gets you called out...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Jne9t8sHpUc

Topic Purpose of Humility?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 17:49



I believe that is called hustling someone...

You can say that in that specific case but you can apply it to every interaction.

Topic Purpose of Humility?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:56

From a more cynical point of view it's good to not always put all your cards on the table. For example, saying you never bowl under a 200 is a pretty bold statement. So after saying that you go and bowl 180, making you look like you underperformed and like an idiot. But knowing you're good and that 90% of the time you bowl 200 but you say on a good day I can crack 130 and you bowl 180 then you look awesome even though you bowled worse than usual. You'll win the free beer from the loser too who probably wouldn't have made the bet knowing you'll be drinking his free beers all night being a 200 bowler.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:46



It's impressive isn't it?

Didn't read it. I know better. Those two nerds are exhausting.

Fucking charts and bullet points n shit. Christ almighty.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:36

Look at the war you two are in.

Topic Groped in Public - Does it happen?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:21

No joke. About a couple of weeks ago both me and my friend were groped at the same time by the same girl. It was a very crowded late night bar with live music and all that. We were at the spot to order a beer. This girl got right in our cracks like deep. Full on crack credit card. It was so fucking startling that we both flinched back and turned around while she simultaneously slipped in between us to get to the front and order next. We were so damn speechless. It was an expert move really.

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:12

Won a few amateur stripper contest in a famous strip club in Los Vagus in the late 80s and early 90s. Then a few years ago in another club in Los Vagus for mature amateurs.

Brandie

Where's Los Vagus? Is that like a store brand ass Las Vegas?

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:08



All you are showing is your immature thinking. And, I am only with Her. Now, how about you go get a hand job done so you can shut the fuck up, dude?

Are you offering? I usually don't step one foot into Fresno but I'll make an exception for a handy.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 28 Jun 2017 00:16





I travel to England and visit with my Mistress every month. Been doing that for the past 11 years.

The lifestyle you talk of didn't start as one who humiliates another in public, nor did a Master or Mistress feel as though they were superior to their pets.

That isn't the purpose of a DOMME. Their purpose isn't their own self-centered ego, but they are only there to help others to find their most inner desires,
and help them in the ways that their pets feel comfortable exploring.

Any great DOMME was once a pet themselves. I've never seen a DOMME who had never been a pet that was any good at all,
and all had mis-beliefs of what their true role is supposed to be.

My Mistress is their to help me, and then after, be my friend. That is what any great DOMME is all about. Not what you think at all.

You actually sound just like one of those, want to be fake DOMMES.

I know exactly what the lifestyle is about, and the bad fakes out there that aren't worth to have me service them.
You don't sound like anyone who would make a good DOMME, at least the way you're thinking about it now.

I suppose you think that a SLUT is better than a WHORE too?...dontknow

When the first will steal your money, and could care less about you, or anything but her own satisfaction,
as opposed to the later who is honest, caring about her lovers, and provides a well needed service to a community.

I don't mean to sound so harsh toward you, but aren't you really being that way to Ashslave1995.
You know if she cares for her DOMME, that what you said would hurt her feelings don't you?

I myself would have responded very much differently if you had talked about my Mistress, who you don't even know, and can't possibly know about.



Really? That's funny because you don't look much older than 23 in "your" pictures on your profile, guy.

Lol

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 14:52

The OP has been a Lush member for over ten years, yet doesn't have an avatar picture, and when I try to look at their profile, I get a 404 error message. Hmmm.

You have 7,000 posts and you haven't figured that out yet?

Yikes...

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:58



Life goals.

Another pro tip: Wait until November Rain comes on before ponying up for a lap dance.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:33



It is called a long distance relationship. I am not "whorin'" as You put it. And maybe you are one of those who wishes all subs now down to them as well. Learn to talk to a human being instead of playing god almighty from your computer. My Domme is a Damn good Domme. Learn respect before you open your mouth. All you did was embarrass yourself, sir.

Ha! No wonder you're shaking your ass all over Fresno. A long distance master... puhlease. As I suspected, not taking care of it at home.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 02:11

Honestly? It's Alzheimer's. It is the worst thing I have ever witnessed. It's cruel to everyone involved. I'd rather die.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:41



Well, since neither of us, get those fucking voices out of my head, are schizophrenic we'll have to sit down and partake in some of northern California's finest.

Oh, I was wearing headphones and forgot. Good thing, I thought I was being possessed by the devil and he sounded like Mick Jagger. It was Sympathy For The Devil. Think I've smoked too much weed today and a few shots of Jack Daniels doesn't help. It's my bedtime.

Goodnight.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:30

I do have to agree that the idea of a schizophrenic smoking marijuana doesn't sound good. They have enough problems, anything even slightly hallucinogenic could be bad.

That's why trinket doesn't smoke it. I do agree, it's a bad idea.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:17

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:10

You guys are busy telling jokes, laughing. Laughing like a bunch of school girls. What you should be doing is asking what happened to this poor man. Why is he in so much pain while making nachos for 3-6 people? Why?

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:47

Pro tip: wear sweat pants, linen pants or something equally thin and unrestrictive.

Topic Trump/Shakespeare In the Park
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:20

Serious question.

Should Fox News simply be trashed? I mean, everyone knows it's a redneck pandering machine.

Oh dear, I didn't know they owned National Geographic sad1



Some days I stop to visit my mom on my way home from work and I go from her yelling at trump on CNN to an old Vietnam vet (like a reverse big brothers big sisters thing) who is yelling at trumps detractors on Fox News. It's madness. 24 hour news has people all fired up, especially older folks.

It's ridiculous.. they would attack Obama for being some bourgeois asshole while they now pretend trump is some every man of the people. It's so silly but people get their minds totally warped by these 24 hour news channels.

Look at this shit...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/cAvq12Sa3VE

I'll be helping the vet and say shit like, look the mower won't start, fucking Obama! And he'll get all fired up and yell at me for making jokes then he goes off about why Obama handed this country over to terrorists and Mexicans (I'm Mexican mind you) and how he's a Muslim, military hater, traitor and possibly the devil incarnate. His TV is on fox news all day everyday from the moment he wakes up until he passes out.