Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 09 Oct 2016 14:44

Mine is cut in a rockabilly style. Just putting that out there.

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 09 Oct 2016 13:25

It's time to grab America by the pussy again.

Topic Need advice - Attracted to female friend
Posted 09 Oct 2016 08:41

Grab her by the pussy.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 08 Oct 2016 04:17

Perhaps I missed something. Can someone enlighten me when Trump has slandered women who had been raped, simply because they'd been raped? Or when did Trump get a rapist of a 13 year old off the hook and then laugh about it because he knew the guy was guilty? Perhaps someone knows how many men Trump got killed because he didn't fulfill his legal responsibility? I know Trump might have some shady business dealings, but when was it that he sold half of America's uranium to Russia? On the other hand, does anyone have any idea which candidate actually promotes women to upper management and pays them equivalently to men? (hint - it's not Hillary!) That's even ignoring completely which candidate totally ignores national security - doesn't even know what 'classified' means. I don't recall, but which candidate intentionally deleted e-mails that had been subpoenaed by Congress - right after they were subpoenaed? I know Trumps 'foundation' has been criticized and probably rightly so, for the few thousand dollars, but how many hundreds of millions did the Clinton foundation take in for Haiti - and actually donated about 5% of it? This list could go on forever. Yes I know Trump is a flawed candidate, a long ways from perfect - but the other candidate is so damn far down the list that she isn't even visible. Undoubtedly the most corrupt individual to ever run for office by a factor of ten! Even Comey the FBI Director pointed out time and time again where she lied to the public and Congress. Yep, I'll take Trumps imperfections any day of the century over Hillary Clinton!

Do you really believe all the cooks, chambermaids, custodial staff, busboys, valets etc in his properties are all legal US citizens? You believe that?

Donald trump is a hypocrite of the highest degree.

Americans can be so fucking stupid, for real. It's scary. It's like anyone with half a brain and one ball can come in and bamboozle this country with nonsense. It's so fucking frightening because strength is in numbers and the fucking morons outnumber everyone else.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 07 Oct 2016 14:13

Puddleduck's dictionary

Standing for the national anthem : A euphemism for unexpected male sexual excitement. Usage: "I was just looking at her bottom and suddenly I was standing for the national anthem".

Leave it up to the police to make up an ugly word like predator when I'm just being a patriot.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:51

About that time i pegged you or about that time i feminized you? or both?

This is highly sexually aggressive. It's not right and I feel uncomfortable.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:02

Your imagination has always been imaginary on your part.

Lol, everytime you take the bait. I'm getting tired of releasing you back. One of these days I'm going to throw you on the BBQ.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 17:58

Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.

This explains a lot.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 00:58

It would never cum (as they say in Texas) to that, since he doesn't want another man's semen on or near his person. Imagine the shit he'd have to take from Twisted Nightmares if that scenario ever played out.

I imagine that a "man" of your age is shooting dust. I think I'd be safe.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 03 Oct 2016 23:31

Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 03 Oct 2016 21:48

Sweetie... if you want people to even take you slightly seriously... don't post in text speak. I know you can write (I checked out your profile) and yet, when I read your posts, I see you not capitalizing "I" or spelling out words like "you" and "are". While it too me a while to accept the difference between American spellings and British spellings of certain words (and that was more of a cultural thing than anything else), see someone who I have always viewed as highly intelligent to write in such a juvenile fashion makes me sad.

As for your pics and memes... those are fun and I enjoy the humor behind them.

What a fucking bitch.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:37

Sorry. I don't want to get in between the two of you, although...

You're incorrigible.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:11

This is an ongoing story. Check out these links.

The recent up turn in their stock was based on a false rumor that the US was going to settle. After it proved to be false, last Friday, things took a downturn, and people started losing confidence, which wasn't help out by the IT problem with the ATMs. I have no idea if this means anything or not. There are different opinions by people who know a lot more about financial matters than I'll ever know, but it seems impossible to say if the bank is actually solvent or not.

Ruthie, can you please let me mess with Jeff in peace? That's an ongoing story too. It's funny to me.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 19:26

What the hell is going on with the largest banks in Germany?

Thanks for sharing last year's news, old fella.

Topic 'American English'
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:36

I'd recommend Irvine Walshes Trainspotting if you haven't read it already. Also all of the early Christopher Brookmyer books.

Thank ye

Topic cybering with lesbians.
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:30

I love to have kinky cyber sex with other girls, but the problem is it seems like now is either
1. They aren't into it.
2. They don't know what it is.
3. They can't or wont put more then three words to continue.
Now don't get me I love reading the stories here, I love seeing ya'lls sexy some nude and not nude pictures, and of course I like watching porn. However there is something that just dose it for me when it comes to cybering. I use to get on Lush and cyber for hours with girls and I loved it, and now I miss it. So I'm hoping there are still girls who are still wanting and just know how to blow the doors down when it comes to cybering. So if you ladies are like me and miss or want to cybet sometime come and say hi, and we can bring back all the sexy hot kinky cyber sex back.

Amanda flower

I actually know who the girl in your avatar is and she was 17 when that picture was taken. KYS

This idiot is one of the reasons lush is such an Internet armpit sometimes.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:20

oh i agree about guns... but if u look at Russia in Afghanistan ... America in Vietnam ... the French Revolution and the American War of Independence .... firepower does not always overcome political will .. the people will win .. if they want to! ... they just have to wake up! .. in our case the sooner the better ... my opinion :D

i like pics and memes .. they appeal to my sense of humour and spearhead my sarcasm ... i can be sooooo serious = deadly boring ...
'as lost as alice and as mad as the hatter' remember ... giggles


I don't know... I guess in all those "wars", except maybe Vietnam, you can say cannons were outsmarted. Vietnam had cameras and the world could watch. But nowadays... Cameras are owned by people that don't care about you. The cannons are fucking drones, and the best guns we can get might as well be muskets compared to that.

And we should stop talking about this before we are put on some kind of list.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 21:41

i hope not stupid ... but def cynical ... as i believe most young people r when it comes to politics today ... Bernie's rallies showed that .. we r idealistic .. often to the point of stupidity... stupid enough to give up on it all and not vote!

and i wouldn't like people to think that just America's political system is "messed up" ... every country's is... i think .. politics have become the domain of the wealthy ... not that it hasn't been throughout time... just that today it seems to be severely so.. hence the lack of trust and therefore belief in the system ... and when the Congress and the Senate r more interested in egotistical fights than legislation .. well the way they conduct themselves is not something to be proud of... but i have belief enough in this country to live here .. i made it my home when i was 18 and aware of all it's faults .. and i am going to vote in this election ... because i think if u r entitled to vote u should.. and because if u don't then there is no point in having elections... even if they r now more about money than democracy ... and only voting can change that ... provided we have those Heroes, Patriots, Saints u mention ...

they do exist but they don't have the money to run ... and those that do have it won't back them because .. well they can't own them .. which makes them exactly what we need... sooooo we need to make changes to the way poltical donations dominate and often determine .. but for me to see $132million poured down the toilet was wonderful... but that is just me and my rather dark sense of humour..
my world is different to most.. can't help that and not apologising.. but in my world people r realising that there has to be change in the politcal system ... the hope is that it will come through peaceful if not quite orderly change ... inspired or otherwise ... and not by "revolution" .. the French had pitchforks .. Americans have guns!

excuse my weird sense of humour... but if i didn't laugh at this i would cry...
... have already bought a gun :D


Not all guns are created equal. Just saying.

And you should post paragraphs like this more often.. Not just pictures/memes. Memes are amusing, sometimes... But not as interesting as paragraphs.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 19:54

I think this should read "I Germany to visit like" ... since Germans speak strangely ... with verbs at sentence end ... such as "I have enough had! I am off sodding!"

Perhaps because Bill will loom large in any Clinton Administration he should be included?... his wisdom surely enhances Hillary's campaign? ... besides he wouldn't cost the taxpayer much in salary, as with any appointment he gets Interns! ...

and why they call it the Gates Foundation i don't know... it should be the Windows Foundation as that is where the money comes from.. and why Bill Gates when he sells Windows? dontknow

donations to Charity, in most countries, r tax deductible ... surely any donation to Dear Donald must be viewed as a charitable act? ...

and i think that the more one reads this thread it is obvious... since the Nominations... that minds have been made up and now all posts r one camp against the other .. each seeking justification for their voting preference...

once upon a time there was a man called Kerry Packer who, in his day, was the richest man in Australia... i believe his personal income tax paid was around 53cents Australian per annum... tax minimisation is a huge business all over the world... and if it offends people they should look in the mirror .. they elect the clowns that allow it! ... and if anyone thinks Hillary will change that they should look at the money from bankers and extremely rich wankers that have poured millions into her campaign war chest .. she is an "owned candidate" ... the political establishment r always "owned" ... and not, as should be, by the voters..
so it's no wonder the political elite of both Parties detest Dear Donald ..

i am voting for the first time in the USA ... and i have to admit that i have switched sides during the Campaigns ...
i believe this election is about the political elite v the non political elite .. and believe that the election in 2020 will be even more so... but this time if u want more of the same u will vote for Hillary ... if u want change u will vote for Dear Donald..
pity they shafted Bernie :( .. even though he would have been a bit extreme for most...

and as usual i have no idea where i am going with this... but certainly not to change any convictions that a reader might hold.. we each make our own choice and afterwards? well we can buy a bumper sticker that reads "Don't Blame Me .. I Didn't Vote For "


Holy shit... This is one of those rare posts on lush that takes me on a roller coaster ride of "you're stupid, to okay now you made a point, to you're stupid again back to okay I see why you think that.." Back n forth forever, if forever was just a thought. A glance. But fuck, this post does illustrate the goddamn confusion and lack of trust, belief, and pride in our American system. Not to sound like an elitist dick, but lack in belief in America makes me worried for the whole world. These are scary times, history changing times. The only thing is, in times like these we need Heroes, Patriots, Saints... But there are none. It's hella scary to think what America has become in regards to our political system. I know the foxes will persevere. But you're still not out of the farmer's sight. Fuck me and fuck you.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 30 Sep 2016 20:01

Sorry I haven't got back to you about furry collab. Next week, yeah?

I'm saving the date. The fox and the hound concept like we talked about.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 30 Sep 2016 07:39

Do you have a source for this article because it sounds like a pile of crap written by someone with mental issues of their own.

All social mammals display intra-species violence. Male lions in the wild don't die of old age, they're most commonly killed by other male lions. Intra-species violence is an evolutionary advantage but so is cooperation. Humans have thrived from a balance of these two conflicting states.

The thought that psychopaths are a different species is both ludicrous and dangerous. Dehumanising a section of society allows us to revert them to the status of animals - and we all know how well we treat animals on this planet. The discovery of the so-called "warrior gene" led to similar misunderstanding much like the discovery that European DNA is "tainted" with Neanderthal.

Overmykneenow is on some zootopia shit lol

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 22:45

And some don't wear anything but their owns stupidity, showing it off through repeated false claims.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 22:16

I don't know why you continue to question what I've been doing since I was last here, since I have been a member maybe 24 hours (though I must agree that, having taken an interest in your posting as you have in me/mine, I agree with someone else in this thread referring previously to you getting away with things that would result in their suspension if not ban).

Continue to fight for what is right, nuder. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear helmets.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 17:18

Knock it off, Jack. my tolerance level is dangerously close to the top. thank you.

I had already finished.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 14:44

American brown hair, blue, eyes, domestic short-hair.... Homo sapien ssp felix ?

I almost forgot the short hair. Yes, that's perfect.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 14:10

I agree that he isn't going to build a wall. He is going to pay others (perhaps including immigrants that are already here) to build it, & it will keep people out, same as the walls to many homes & businesses around the country (& the world) that successfully keep out the "criminal element" & perhaps others.

Have you even been lifting since last time you were on lush, puny man?

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:25

North American Brown Hair Blue Eye is my favorite breed.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:17

Exactly, so their not included in my definition of young women. And the fact that you automatically assume the worst, says a lot about you. You measure my corn by your bushel.

It's pretty clear what you said. You were hanging around a bus stop "enjoying the view" of some school girls aged 12 - 18 and what they were wearing and then said you love looking at young woman. Sure seems like you think staring at kid's legs at a bus stop is okay as long as you don't make a comment or touch. You weren't wearing a trench coat and sunglasses were you?

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:01

Leering? Enjoying seeing young women dressed for summer, is not the same as leering at kids. But considering your obvious lack of social skills, you probably don't know the difference.

You referred to them as school kids yourself and said that some were as young as twelve then proceeded to talk about their bare legs and thin tops. You said you were "enjoying the view". What the fuck...

Those aren't young women, creepo. They're kids.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 08:13

i do not see the difference, building a wall to keep out undesirables is as old as sin, from Hadrian's wall in Scotland to the great wall of china. you can cal it what you want but building a wall by a border is not a new thing. it being dont all over the world, why in the US Mexico border is it such a big deal?

It's a big deal because in reality building a wall isn't going to do anything. It's symbolic. Trump is just using it to rile up the most racist of us. If he wins he isn't going to build a wall that will keep people out. The only wall that actually works is the one between North and South Korea and there is no way that a wall like that will be constructed. That's why Trump's rhetoric is problematic.