Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Jun 2016 22:09

Slay it left and right. Detecting that falseness and striking it down. That's all you can ask from authority.

Callisto slaying left and right. Fucking turning me on. Boned up.


Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Jun 2016 22:01

You're right, you replied to me and so I did the same to you.. I edited your post, didn't need all that extra.

I'm sorry for using the wrong wording. When I think of emailing, I'm thinking you actually emailed me. A PM (private message) is what I call when people send a private message to me and it goes to my inbox on the site.. Once again, my mistake.

When I replied I was referring to your No, different situation comment.

Slay it left and right. Detecting that falseness and striking it down. That's all you can ask from authority.

Topic Hearing about your partners sexual history
Posted 11 Jun 2016 14:28

It's hot. I like hearing about it. I'm just like, you little fucking slut, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you now.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 11 Jun 2016 14:20

Don't you know nothing keeps him truly happy. evil4

This person likes to cry and act like a victim when I disagree with her idiotic posts. I haven't for a while so she goes and tosses a stone at me. Just pointing it out so next time she tries to call me a bully the record will show that she does indeed go looking for it.

And seriously, you constantly post that people in your personal life, work life, and online life are pissing you off and creating all these hardships for you. Maybe it's time to look in the mirror and realize who the common denominator is. (Hint: it's you)

Topic Do men want women to shave their face?
Posted 11 Jun 2016 13:39

I prefer real humans, ones that don't make me feel like a pedofile, when I look at their genitals.

If looking at a grown woman's vagina makes you think of little girls then you probably already have little girls on the brain.

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 10 Jun 2016 02:33

I don't see it. Unless - a short, thin, white stick reminds you of something?

This is how you clap back ladies and gentlemen. I am speechless.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 10 Jun 2016 01:18

I will make a grand total of ONE post on this out pouring of leftist paranoia and propaganda and WILL NOT reply. Clinton has proven that she is: an inept, corrupt, deceitful, bundle of unprincipled ambition who has no more regard for the LAWS that government us "little people", the RIGHTS of ACTUAL US citizens OR the Constitution and BOR than Obama. Her abject refusal to produce transcripts of those speeches she was paid nearly a 1/4 million PER to "CONFRONT" big bankers should tell ANY REASONABLE individual ALL they need to know about her. IF the transcripts DID bear out that contention, there is NO DOUBT that she would not only have produced them but would have made them a SUBSTANTIAL PART of her campaign. IF big bankers are utter morons who REPEATEDLY PAY someone... ANYONE... TOO "confront them" it's news to me. The last I was aware the ONLY PEOPLE who get PAID to "confront" others were muggers and other criminals... and UNLESS they are making someone "offers they can't refuse THEY DO NOT GET INVITED BACK TO DO IT AGAIN!

What IS KNOWN of Clinton and her history makes all of this bluster about TRUMP nothing at all more than hypocritical blather!

Worse yet, is overlooking the fact that the entire SO CALLED primary process was in reality, nothing more than a dog and pony show as the corruption that is at the heart of the ESTABLISHMENT of BOTH party's has been and continues to BE, fully on display. It was a rigged deal on the Democratic side right from the start. On the Republican side the Bush clan and others of THEIR "establishment" are now behaving like angry, petulant CHILDREN stomping off with their marbles and throwing chimp chunks because "their boy" didn't win... AFTER all of their PREVIOUS concern over whether or not TRUMP would carry out HIS vow to "support the candidate"!

As I said, this will be my ONE AND ONLY post on this thread, throw whatever you please in defense of a party that has resorted to the same tactics utilized by the Nazis. Attacks and attempts to intimidate ARE NOT protest... they ARE unlawful coercsion! PAYING to generate BOGUS opposition groups is not "campaigning" it is INTENTIONALLY MISLEADING! And, as to the media... the spin would do Goebbels proud. I find NOTHING WRONG with wanting to put the rights of ACTUAL US CITIZENS above those of foreign nationals. That is NOT an act of "HATE" it IS an act of A PRESIDENT!! (or at least... IT SHOULD BE!)

HOLY shit, I thought SOMEONE had POWERBOTTOMED you INTO oblivion. GLAD to see YOU'RE still AROUND to POWERBOTTOM another DAY.

Topic Who are your favorite kickass female leads in a movie?
Posted 10 Jun 2016 00:57

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 10 Jun 2016 00:47

This is a metaphor for a gangbang. No one can convince me otherwise.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 09 Jun 2016 14:15

Jack, as long as you think, calling people you debate with idiots and assholes, is in order, I see no reason not to use your name. I have no reason to call you Mr. I don't respect you enough for that, and I haven't seen anything magical about you yet. I'll stick to Jack for now. If that annoys you, there's always the block.

You're right. If we are going with accuracy, you should address me as Jack in the same way as I address you as idiot. My bad.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 09 Jun 2016 00:06

There is a difference between doubting and believing. I have seen my share of abuse Jack, both against women and against children. I don't doubt stories, because I'm prejudiced against women or against victims in general. I doubt stories when they are inconsistent. And this story is.


And don't refer to me as Jack. You can Call me Magical_felix or Mr. Felix.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 23:54

Apparently. But I'm at least smart enough to get my facts right. Of course they didn't arrest Johnny Depp, when they responded to the 911 call. He was not there anymore. The police did not see him, nor speak with him. They spoke with Amber, face to face, and not only did she deny, any violence had taken place at that time, the police found no evidence that any violence had taken place either. No injuries on Amber, no destruction in the house. Of course you can claim, every cop on the LAPD is a stupid liar, but I don't believe that is true. I believe the vast majority of cops do their work conscientiously and honestly and so far, I have no reason to doubt the ones that responded to the 911 call.

Because it makes so much sense for her to call the police if nothing happened or wasn't going to happen. And you know, because innocent men flee the scene all the time. That makes so much sense. Totally a coincidence that he decided to leave, that's what innocent men do all the time.

I mean yeah, you're right, she should have waited until he cracked her eye out of her skull to call the police, or else there is no evidence.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 08 Jun 2016 23:34

There is an author on here named puddleduck and she writes some incredible stories. They have superior character development, plots and the sex is hot. If you want to read something that is actually good, check out her stories. You can tell they are written by someone who really observes her world with a real writer's eye.

Disclaimer: I have not read her poetry so I can't vouch for that but judging from her stories I am sure those are good too.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 08 Jun 2016 23:28

All I know is what I've seen on the national news, but I am really appalled by the lenience shown by the bench in this case. There may be more to the story than what we've seen -- although I would hope if there were, someone would have mentioned it.

Six months (probably no more than four with credit for good behavior) is a woefully inadequate punishment for rape no matter what the mitigating factors may be.

Apparently the judge is up for reelection, but is running unopposed. I really hope the folks of Palo Alto get really organized on forwarding a strong write-in candidate to unseat this guy.

This fucking douchebag isn't even going to prison, he's going to jail. Fucking jail... Jail is a joke.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 23:15

A woman beater? What's with innocent until proven guilty? So far the evidence supporting that is a pictures of an injury that didn't exist when the police responded, pictures of destruction in the house, that the police apparently didn't see either, a text conversation between Amber and Deuters, of which Deuters is willing to testify under oath, that it is fabricated and untrue, and the statements of Amber and her friends.
There is no known incident before his relationship with Amber where any woman was attacked or injured by him, quite the opposite. Both women who have intimately shared a significant portion of his life, state, that he was exactly the opposite from what Amber describes. So yes, I have doubts about his guilt. Right or wrong, I'm not sure, that's the meaning of the word doubt, isn't it?

Again, you believe everyone but Amber Heard. It really is disturbing that you decide to believe everyone but her. That is why so many women are trapped in cycle of abuse. No one even believes them. Good thing old idiots like you will die off soon and new generations raised by better men and women than you will inherit the earth and make it a better place. RIP

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 23:09

Are you saying, that you've done things, that are worse than domestic violence against a woman, and got away with them? And you are proudly sharing that with us?

No... I am saying that the justice system is so fucked up that other "crimes" would get you a harsher sentence because you know, they would prosecute them. Just look at the kid who got six months for rape. And you wonder why a woman would chose to go through the media rather than the court? I am also illustrating that the cops are so fucking stupid that you can just say whatever and they will just go away when called to a house. There is no doubt that a battered woman would not get the benefit of the doubt when the police come to Johnny fucking Depp's house. If any old asshole can confuse some dumbass pig then someone with clout like Johnny Depp can talk his way out of murder most likely. But you're too fucking stupid to understand any of that. Plus you are not even American (unless I am mistaken but I am pretty sure you are european), you don't know what the cops are like in this country. They are retarded. I mean not all of them... But goddamn you can seriously get away with anything if you know what to say and do. The fact that the cops didn't arrest johnny depp when they came to his house isn't proof of anything. In fact all it does prove is that Amber heard is right to go to the media because that is the only thing that would affect johnny depp. But again, you are obviously too stupid to understand that.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 10:48

Also, as someone who has had the cops called out to my place several times (not for domestic violence, but for things that would probably get a harsher punishment) I can't stress enough how easy it is to talk your way out of almost anything and send them on their merry way.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 10:41

I have three, why?

And you're this hellbent on defending a woman beater knowing full well how the deck can be stacked against young women in almost every aspect of life?

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 08 Jun 2016 09:36

Let's assume the statistics are 100% off, and let's put the number of bad cops in the LAPD at 200. Even then there still are well over 9 1/2 thousand police officers in the LAPD, who don't think and act as if they're above the law.

You don't have daughters do you?

Topic Do you think Sanders could beat Trump if he gets the Democratic nod?
Posted 08 Jun 2016 01:20

u may not realise it... but this is probably the best, most complete and accurate summation of this whole election!



Topic If she asked.. would you?
Posted 07 Jun 2016 19:58

Guffaw, you made a funny

...I don't get it.

Topic If she asked.. would you?
Posted 07 Jun 2016 13:10

Aren't those fairly normal acts during sex?

I think she means for the man to do to the woman...

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 07 Jun 2016 11:38

I was addressing the LushStories village idiot

Topic Compare Lush to Other Adult Social Networks
Posted 07 Jun 2016 08:47

If I was a member of several adult social networks I would have to take a long hard look in a mirror and ask myself what in the fuck am I doing with my life.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jun 2016 08:37

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Jun 2016 12:18

If you don't wish to be seen as just another idiot, like the guy who posted immediately before me here - then you'll choose your posts a bit wiser - otherwise, you'll soon get your message drowned by your own hands and number of literally - retarded posts.

Picking on Hillary is child's play, she has a Senatorial and then as a Secretary of State track record which is chock full of her tendencies and questionable behavior history. We don't need to make anything up about her or repeat other people's fantasies of her misdeeds.

Again, much like the idiot I referred to earlier. His track record speaks volumes about the type of person he is too, and it has ever since he first logged onto LushStories with his first hilarious username. (Which almost earned him an immediate ban - and still ranks as one of the fastest threatened bans ever recorded in LushStories history)

This is just mean and ugly. I was getting your back, telling fools to be careful because you're a wizard on the keyboard and you attack me. Just uncalled for.

#recordholder #compchamp #donkey #punch

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:57

I have done nothing wrong with this thread or any other that has not already been done repeatedly by another member... One who was allowed to stay & be active while I was banned without reason or notification.

JUST NOW sent contact to Callisto regarding this member & a few rightful punishments (including ban of membership/IP).

Hopefully, "Lush cops" will not be "out of control", but will get things under control, & member they have allowed to run rampant & violate rules will be properly punished.

Wow, that's fucked up nuder. I just got alerted that I have 1 hour to say goodbye to everyone before my IP ban takes effect.

Reason for ban: Making fun of slow adults &/(or) high functioning mentally handicapped members.

I hope you're happy nuder.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:48


Don't you raise your font at me, son.

Did your head fit in your microwave or not? ANSWER THE QUESTION

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:37

Something so hot (& relatable for me) about someone who isn't "jailbait" but may be mistaken for it.


Listen, go to your kitchen and see if you can fit your head in your microwave, then turn it on.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 04 Jun 2016 17:33


I've got no idea how we got here -- and frankly I really don't care -- but you need to give it a rest.

You have thoroughly hijacked the discussion in this thread, and instead of a debate about police behavior you seem intent on making this all about you.

Sprite has asked you quite politely to stay on topic, but you either can't comprehend English or you are being willfully ignorant/defiant.

At this point you are alienating even casual observers like yours truly.

Take the hint -- start a new thread, contact Admin, or simply go away.

The lush cops are out of control.