Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Think you can take me?
Posted 05 Sep 2016 09:41

Lol please... I would pull your underwear over your head then throw you out of a window.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:39

If Obama could run for a third term, he'd win by historic margins. And God, I wish he could, if only to watch about of quarter of the nation's heads explode.

I think even Mitt Romney with his mom jeans would win right now against Hillary or Trump.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:03

I was reading in one of the Sunday papers here this weekend that Hilary Clinton has begun sounding out people for her Cabinet when she takes office in January and Bill's name has been suggested for Secretary of State. I just wonder what the consensus of opinion is here. I always considered him a good President - casting aside Monica's dress issue. It would make sense wouldn't it?

Pretty positive that if Bill could run again for president he'd win in a landslide. So having him as Secretary of State does make sense.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:01



stay on topic please. thank you. and knock it off with the personal baiting. thank you again.

Half of the posts in this thread are off topic including yours. I personally baited a doofus who was personally baiting a lunatic.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 04 Sep 2016 22:03



You should know that your desperation is showing, when you're the only person flouting your, ahem... forum prowess.

Sad. But then, you always have been. Which I and several others find comical. Please, continue.

See what I mean? You take the bait every single time.

"Forum prowess." You're so funny with stuff like that. The way you look at things... Hey remember the last time you blew up when I used my forum prowess to call you a doofus or something and you got so pissed off that you wrote a 10,000 word manifesto exposing the systemic lush corruption all the way up to the highest levels then sent it to everyone on your friend list? You thought it was going to blow everyone's mind but it was just super embarressing... God, that was so funny. It was one of your greatest hits. I can't wait until you do something like that again.


You're a pull string doll.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 03 Sep 2016 14:51



what do you have against muppets? racialist.

Some of them are OK, I have muppet friends. But most of them are fucking annoying.

Topic Standing for the National Anthem
Posted 03 Sep 2016 14:26

I live in the bay area and he is a joke around here... He could have helped an old lady with her groceries and people would still have called him a bitch for it. Plus the fact that he has actually transformed into a muppet isn't doing him any favors either.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 03 Sep 2016 13:06

Ruthie owns you and regularly beats you like a rented mule.

She's outta your league, Nightmare.

You've been in a hole of your own creation. Quit digging. evil4

In weavindream's defense that's kinda like me and you... I regularly make you look foolish but you keep trying so you can't blame weavindreams for trying as well. Just saying, look in the mirror old fella.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:35



another vacation



I knew it was you Fredo. You broke my heart... You broke my heart.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:16



please stay on topic. thank you.

Umm that is on topic. Think of Donald Trump as the jizz and weavindream's urethra as the United States. The jizz is being taken seriously... Should he be TERRIFIED?

Nutbag

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 21:05



Thank you ever so much, something about the fact that on that particular occasion she was by herself and propositioned US tells me that she wanted the money. GOD I LOVE trying to discuss ANYTHING with this crew. You DEMAND respect then hurl one disgusting accusation after another, many based on NOT A DAMNED THING but YOUR OWN IMAGINATION!

What a WONDERFUL crew of abject hypocrites who decry Christianity, yet accuse anyone who would DARE to hold contempt for a religion that still today condones, rape, murder, misogyny, "honor killings", beating rape victims, cutting the hands from hungryhildren and all manner of other attrocities under their "legal system" to be a racist, bigoted misogynistic rapist and murderer.

"Discussion" MY ASS! Shit hurling fest at all who disagree with your leftist BS is MUCH MORE LIKE IT!

Felix kiss my dick...no on second thought go around back and kiss THAT!

Did the jizz swim up your urethra or not? ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 20:04



That's such an interesting story. If she was forced into prostitution, it was rape. He didn't have a clue if she was being raped or not, didn't know whether he was taking part in an orgy or a gang rape, but he went ahead anyway.

He can't say if it was rape or not? That's amazing.

Do you suppose he just didn't care if she was being raped? She may have been having sex against her will, but he just didn't care.

You'd think that having the sergeant's jizzim on his pecker would violate some sort of military code. Fraternization maybe? On the other hand, he was following the chain of command.

If I remember correctly his answer to that was that it was NOT rape BECAUSE he PAID his GODDAMN money! ...or something like that. He also went on to talk about how close he was with his sergeant or something. I mean it was during the Vietnam war. I almost always feel some sympathy for combat vets so I didn't want to interrogate him too hard about the jizz and exactly how much of it was on his penis or if any of it actually went up his urethra. I did mention that the likelihood that it did travel up his urethra had to be pretty high though, maybe 98% by my calculations. Of course he accused me of being gay and that I must want him to fuck me because I kept asking him about dicks and stuff.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 02 Sep 2016 02:06

THAT is MY idea of UTTERLY DISGUSTING

Yeah well I thought it was pretty disgusting when you admitted to getting your sergeant's jizz all over your dick after sharing a hooker who may or may not have been hooking against her will. How do you even stay hard during that... so gross.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 30 Aug 2016 15:23



Everyone gets fucked?

Shit, nevermind. I thought you said erections. But the destination was the same even though we took different paths to get there.

Topic WHEN LOVE BECOMES EXCESSIVE OR IS IT JUST A GAME ?
Posted 30 Aug 2016 11:17

WHEN YOU MEET SOME ONE IN A CHAT ROOM PROFILE HIM LIKE WHAT YOU SEE THE YOU SAY HELLO YOU FLIRT HE FLIRTS BACK ON AND ON FOR DAYS YOU REQUEST A FRIENDSHIP HE ACCEPTS NOW THE DANCE BEGINS YOU TRY TO CAPTURE HIS ATTENTION AND CANT HE TRIES TO TEACH YOU WHAT PLEASES HIM YOU BECOME THAT PERSON DOESN'T WORK HE IS ALWAYS SWEET UNDERSTANDING GENTLE LOVING YOU EVEN PLAY TOGETHER ALONE OR WITH OTHERS BUT YOU WANT MORE HE CANT GIVE IT . YOUR MIND IS FULL OF HIM YOU DREAM OF DAYS ALONE IN HIS ARMS SEDUCTION SEXUALATY IT IS ALL THERE EXCEPT THE MAN.
I AM TELLING YOU THAT IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN. BE CAREFUL FEELING GET HURT YOU MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AND HURT HIM BECAUSE HE WONT TELL YOU TO STOP DON'T RUIN A FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSESSED LET IT PLAY OUT YOU WILL BOTH BE HAPPIER

Obviously, you didn't try hard enough. You say that you became the person he wanted you to be but did you change your name? Dye your hair? Change your style of dress? Adopt a new accent? Send money? Sacrifice a medium sized animal in the middle of the forrest? Obviously, you didn't. Next time maybe don't be so selfish and REALLY become the person that he wants and learn how to actually be devoted to someone.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 30 Aug 2016 01:21

Your election process is too bloody long. Just have a vote already

you know what they say about long elections

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 29 Aug 2016 22:38



Earlier today I saw the latest numbers. Johnson was at 10% and Stein was at 5%. If I remember correctly Clinton was ahead of Trump by 7%.

Best possible thing for Trump is to have a third party gain a little traction. Nothing a third party can say will change the mind of somebody voting for Trump.

I hope this election doesn't get Nadered.

Topic Is anyone else tired of tattoos?
Posted 29 Aug 2016 13:22

A few years ago I was dating this girl who got a tattoo to remember her grandma... It was an open bible with a black and white portrait of her grandmas face on one page and some bible quote on the other. She got this tattoo on her left shoulder. The portrait of the grandma turned out less than stellar... Doggystyle is my favorite and to have the grandmas portrait staring at me and also making me more than worried about where everything would eventually land was a major boner killer. I mean I didn't want to jizz on her dead grandma for fucks sake.

I broke up with that girl not just because of the tattoo but it certainly was the breaking point.

Topic The Gay Flood
Posted 26 Aug 2016 19:38

Half of my family is from Nevada and yes, they're dumb as fuck. Them Nevada folk ain't curing cancer anytime soon.

Topic Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted 26 Aug 2016 19:21



I read that in an article online, and I didn't attach the link. I did watch some youtube videos on it, and it seems that the Netherlands has so far handled it better than most other countries. I'm sure if you look online you'll find plenty, but it sounds like you haven't experienced any of it first hand and I'm glad for that.

edit; There is quite a lot about Germany to read. I'd post more youtube videos but two is my limit....

P.S. I won't bring any fire arms or insist on the death penalty if I visit :-)angel7 angel7 angel7

You're an idiotic person.

Topic The Gay Flood
Posted 26 Aug 2016 17:33



i find fault with your opinion. (get it? fault?) :D

You're a bad person.

Topic The Gay Flood
Posted 26 Aug 2016 16:43



wait until the gay earthquake hits. :)

I find that statement to be extremely geographically insensitive.

Topic The Gay Flood
Posted 26 Aug 2016 15:45

This thread topic sounds like a special event at a club in San Fran. I swear I have seen this before on flyers.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 26 Aug 2016 15:04




Given the "value" I've come to place on your opinions ... BFD! (Oh, and that "venom" is a natural by product of being under constant attack by one insult hurler after another who then wants to sit back and say "WHO? ME?")

When you think about it, Goebells was a powerbottom in his day. Maybe the original powerbottom. It's not entirely reaching to assume you admire the man. You know... With your past confessions regarding the subject n all.

Topic How good does it feel to ejaculate after refraining for several days?
Posted 26 Aug 2016 14:55

The same way it feels when you eat an in-n-out double double after you have been eating nothing but smoothie bowls and quinoa n shit for a gotdamn week because everyone in this house including me is too scared to say we don't want any more fucking "nice"'cream.

Motherfucker.

Topic your first?
Posted 25 Aug 2016 22:26

My friend's girlfriend sucked my dick while we waited for him to come back with weed. We were at his parent's house too. It was super fucked up. We went on to fuck around behind his back for a couple weeks before she told him. It really messed him up... I still feel kinda bad about it to this day.














...the blow job was awesome by the way.

Topic What's your sexuality?
Posted 25 Aug 2016 20:28

Sex Panther

Topic Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted 25 Aug 2016 16:04

I hate that when I hear Sharia Law I think about Shia Labeouf.

Topic Do people believe in Destiny?
Posted 21 Aug 2016 21:55



Yep, that's the Destiny I know. Now I know why she's sporting a new Felix the Cat tattoo on her ankle. occasion5

That must be Chastity, Destiny has matching Felix paws on the tittays.

Topic Starting forum Threads
Posted 21 Aug 2016 02:42

This is so meta.