Forum posts made by magical_felix

Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:41

The companies with the best bribers win again. WHAT ELSE IS NEW

Topic One year anniversary of Trump
Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:07

What do you know, this loud mouthed cop is the first republican who actually created some jobs.

And like those UCLA basketball players , I can show appreciation too. Thanks Prez!

I post on redbubble... wouldn't it be funny if you've actually purchased one of my designs on a hemorrhoid donut or something.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 18 Nov 2017 00:37

i dont even look. im like fuck that. lookin is for straight up punk btches

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 17 Nov 2017 20:22

And you rush to the forefront to provide your example of incomprehension.

I've claimed to have watched the first Super Bowl football game, and the first Moon landing. A forty year old man won't remember either of those, any more than I'd remember watching JFK's assassination.

Apple computers do suck. They are built for people who wish to over-spend for convenience and bling, while claiming it's also for premium equipment. Modern PCs and modern apple computers are built of the same innards, there is nothing special about either type of device. Except working on one (on your own) voids all warranties and the initial cost is usually twice or more than that of the PC.

Aren't you also a hybrid, by your own admission?

I do like it around here - better, when you're on hiatus, ya middle aged wanker. You were gone so long this most recent spell - I thought you'd gotten run over in one of your fields by a vegetable harvesting machine or you were vacationing somewhere so exclusive they couldn't even pump internet to the location. I am not sure about site suspension time limits and all. There's one week, 2 weeks and 4 weeks...but six or seven?

That'd have to be a record even for you.

Next time - stay gone.

Dude... I’m agreeing with you, just trying to be like, dude the old fella has some valid points and then you act all ugly towards me bringing up how I was suspended for 8 weeks this time. What the heck? I did my time.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:28

So, Magical_Moron, I can't put it any simpler than that. If you still want to insist you're right, you're just going to look like an idiot.

I was right. And you did it again in this post.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:23

We should have know when we walked into Murder on the Orient Express that it was going to suck when the entire audience was over 65.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:19

It is no fault of your own that some people have comprehension difficulties.


It's not your fault no one comprehended your alien hybrid, apple computers suck, I'm really only 40 years old rants.

You can lead a donkey to water and all that.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:16

The really sad thing is that sexual predator stories are going to become an every week thing to the point of making people numb just like mass shooting stores. It's not shocking, surprising or unexpected anymore. Just another day.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:01

Having given this matter consideration, I don't really want to have more than one badge with the word, "Omnium" in it.

How about, on top of the existing Ominium badge (translation from Latin, meaning "All") we add a badge for authors published in 80%+ of our categories? That way, you can leave out any categories you don't wish to write in.

There are 51 categories at present.

If we introduce a new badge, what should we call it?

"Naughty 40" - published in 40+ categories.

"Eager Beaver"



Any suggestions?

Best of the restomnium badge.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:52

Okay, goodnight, get inspired. Be more interesting than those incest writers. Don't get threatened by them.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:42

Well, that was fun. d'oh!

Are you asking me to stop? Hoping I stop? I mean If I were you and you were making me look real dumb I'd have fun with it. I wouldn't be hoping it stops... But that's just me, maybe I'm just a sadist.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:35

Nice try little man.

I mean ok, if you say so. Doesn't change the fact that everybody is offended by different things. You're obviously offended by what I say to you, someone else might think it's funny. Someone might think I'm picking on you or someone else might think you just verbally bested me. Just saying, you or anyone else isn't a reliable judge of what's unsavory. Especially you.... but you know what I mean.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:28

Just because you say it, doesn't make it true. I wasn't talking about the victims. How many times would I have to say it before you understood?

I understood it the first, second, third, fourth time you brought up the victims taking money or staying quiet which led to enabling the villain of the story. You imply that the villain wouldn't be able to do evil if the victims didn't allow him to do so by taking money to keep quiet. You're saying that the victims enabled him. You're focusing on the prey and not the predator. You're saying that the bunny that was eaten by a wolf should have had a bigger teeth to stop the wolf. Get the fuck out trinknut.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:20

I have a couple of suggestions.

The first, put Incest in the vault. A genre that rabidly popular and written with Lush’s usual quality would surly help sell memberships. (Other unsavory genres could be placed there too, but enough of that)

Second. PLEASE don’t allow incest stories to take up space but the top ten stories of the last month. I don’t think many of us want to see How I Screwed My Daddy as the top five stories all the time.

Right. Peace out.

Some people consider adultery/cheating, anal, oral, teen etc unsavory too.

Seriously, you sound real threatened. If a simple "I fucked my Daddy" title gets more attention than your perfect syntax and classical themes in a fuck story
(lol) I suggest you get gud scrub.

Topic 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:15

I had a story posted that had an incest tag but not in the category that I hid when the whole incest thing went down, I just tried to unhide it and it just sent me to an error page. It was in the anal category and not incest. It's just an old story according to the system. I actually hid it so my votes and comments wouldn't be deleted after a mod was like, I'm gonna delete it, all gung ho n shit. So like should I resubmit it as new or what?

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 11 Nov 2017 01:04

If you had a clue you would've seen that's not what I said. I DIDN'T IMPLY anything. I also didn't say "they allowed it to continue by taking money". YOU DID! I DIDNT say money was more important than their integrity. I said I wouldn't have touched it. Two completely different things. Lastly I wasn't talking about the victims. Please read what I quoted of Simmer's. I was talking about the people who knew OTHER than the victims. Simple English.

You implied it, trinket.

Topic How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted 10 Nov 2017 14:11

I hear some of you calling for bans on automatic weapons ... read the laws! Automatic weapons and 'assault weapons' have been banned in this country for many years.

That was IAMLOVE, who is about as sharp as a marble, that said that. This whole thread is doesn't make sense from the get go.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 10 Nov 2017 11:17

Hush money motivated a lot of them. Look at the number of victims he paid off. There could be even more than that who knew about it and were paid to keep quiet. How anyone could accept his filthy money is beyond me. I am NOT victim blaming. Try to get that into your head before you decide to Do that dance with me again.

You kinda are though, victim blaming. You're implying that the (filthy) money was more important than their integrity. It's not as simple as "they allowed it to continue by taking money". You don't know what you would have done in their situation. You've never been a very honest person in my experience so the thought of you sacrificing your whole future and life in order to attempt to expose an extremely powerful person is ridiculous.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 07 Nov 2017 23:26

I know that outside the US, Sandy Hook was seen as a huge turning point. Everyone thought that having someone slaughter children would elicit some kind of response.... But it really just made the zealots become more fanatical about their zealotry. I for one thought... "well if this doesn't do it...nothing will."

Instead of changes to legislation, we had conspiracy theorists come out of the woodwork and claim that the attack was staged by anti-gun forces looking to infringe on "freedom."

Now I understand why there is pro gun sentiment in America. It's money. Plain and simple. If there was no financial benefit, guns would be eradicated like the measles.

What I can't understand is why pro gun people think that anti gun people have to gain? The benefits certainly are not monetary. They claim that there is a "leftist agenda" for some clandestine purpose is simple laughable. Unless that agenda is to have less people affected by gun crime...

The sad part about this recent event is that the pro gun advocates are actually seeing it as a "win." That's right. After this guy emptied his clip into a room full of people, someone with a shotgun chased him.

Immediately, people forget about the 26 people that were just killed and immediately jump on the "hero with a gun" scenario.

Let's just ignore that fact that 100% of people that commit this type of crime fully expect to die. By all means, keep convincing yourselves that more guns will somehow dissuade suicidal gunmen from killing people. This isn't j-walking. These guys are choosing to die. They either kill themselves or they die by "cop".

Oh wait... but it's a mental health issue....

Of course that's part of it. But y'know what? You aren't doing anything to address that either! You're passing the buck to keep filling your pockets with NRA money while 11000 people die every year.

Mental health issues have been around since the beginning of time. The US doesn't have any higher proportion of "crazy" people that anywhere else in the world. The only difference is that you allow those people to have access to weapons that are designed to kill large numbers of human beings.

Last week, nine people were killed in New York. The next day barricades were put up to prevent vehicles from driving down the bike path. Nobody complained about freedom... They just did what common sense would suggest. Will it prevent 100% of terrorist attacks? Nope. But it severely decreases the chance of that type of attack happening again in that locale. If the person that attacked that church was Muslim you can be sure that Trump would have been calling for stricter immigration regulations. Nobody would have been sitting back saying "don't politicize this horrific event!"

The fact that incidents like this only deepen the divide between financial based ideology and common sense shows just how far the American political system has sunk into monetary dependency.


Topic Women and doors
Posted 07 Nov 2017 11:47

Yes, I have had a woman offer to hold the door for me. But I simply tell them that it isn't right and I was raised better than that and I take the door to allow them to go in first. Haven't had one yet refuse me!

She probably told her friends and husband that some weird nerd took the door from her and tipped his fedora as he watched her walk in.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 18:51

My luck I'd get charged for stealing the kid's stick. No thank you. This guy doesn't raise other people's kids. Some parents actually take exception to that. You want to take the kid's stick away? Be my guest!

BTW, i think if you look back, I've given you several answers to your question(s). You don't like the answers? Sometimes life is like that! i didn't much care for the questions either! But I'm not going to whine in public over it.

Rest your brain now bud, it's apparent that you brought a dull knife to a gun fight.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 18:39

Wouldn't be my kids. I'm not saying I don't think my kids would do stuff like that, I'm saying both of them are now young adults, they both went through 12 years of grade schooling plus K and pre-K, and I went to exactly 0 meetings with school staff over disciplinary problems. So I can safely say they didn't do stuff like that. Maybe they're both just really good kids. Maybe I'm just a really good parent. (pffffffft!)

Maybe you just know that the answer is that you take the stick away. Your refusal to answer the question is enough to prove how ridiculous your way of thinking is, even to yourself. Thanks for trying though bud.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 18:36

Thank you!

Actually he was competing in the "debate in bad faith" division and declared himself the winner. I'm not sure what he won. I certainly don't feel like I lost anything.

Actually only part of my answer was ridiculous. Part of it was fact. You get to figure out which part.

I win the internet you fool.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 18:17

Nope, therapy! Like in many activities, dance, billiards, bowling, take your pick, you cannot do really well unless you push everything else out of your mind and focus. After putting a hundred rounds "into the black" at long range, I'm usually relaxed enough to let a lot of stuff, like DamonX's ridiculous attempts to be insulting, slide and not give them or him a second thought. You should try it. I'm not saying you should take up target shooting. Maybe pocket billiards would be more your style.

Did you hear about the ballet slipper massacre of 95? The one where a ballerina murdered 17 audience members using only her slipper during the climax of Swan Lake?

Yeah me neither.

I got another question for you... so bombs are also inanimate objects right? Like, bombs don't kill people, people kill people and all that. So like what is your stance on people using bomb building and detonation as a form of therapy?

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 18:09

Let the freaking school staff handle it. It's what they get paid for. In the lawyer happy USA, touching another person's kid without written permission can get you jail time. Even teacher's are not allowed to hug a crying first grader.

It's a hypothetical situation... imagine that all four of the kids are yours. Or imagine that you're the staff, the yard duty.

I think you're avoiding answering a very simple question because you know it will make you look stupid at best and hypocritical at worst.

I win.

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 16:47

Actually mine are used to, as my wife says, "kill circles.",320_.jpg

So recreation?

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 16:44

I'm pretty sure I've never posted anything on children, with or without sticks.

You do understand the point though right? Like, if there were four kids on a playground and you see one of them pick up a stick and hit another over the head. What would you do? Hypothetically of course. It's just a question. What would be the best solution in that situation?

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 16:34

No! No! No!

The news reports he had a Ruger AR556:

It is semi-automatic. It looks similar to an M16 but it is neither full auto nor select fire. Josh Sugarmann would have called it an assault weapon.

Because the USAF opted to give him a bad conduct discharge instead of a dishonorable discharge, he wasn't entered into the NICS database. If you want that requirement changed, write your Senators and Congressperson.

Besides killing a lot humans efficiently and quickly what is that specific gun's intended purpose? Like what is that gun supposed to be used for?

Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 16:32

“¡Pobre México, tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de Estados Unidos!” (Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States!)” -- Porfirio Diaz, seven term president of Mexico.

So when does Mexico get to grow up and stop blaming it's problems on others? It was settled by the Spanish long before the rest of North America was settled by the British, French or Dutch. Does Canada use a crutch and call itself a "developing country"? I don't think so!

If it's such a wonderful peaceful country, perhaps you'd like to live there?

When does America get to grow up and stop blaming all their problems on mental health?

Seax... You are such a moron for real. According to seax if you see one child on the playground hit another child over the head with a stick, the solution is to give all the children sticks to prevent any of them from hitting each other with sticks.

Man I just don't understand how to stop these kids from hitting each other with sticks... I've tried everything but eventually one of the crazy kids hits another with a stick. Maybe if I give them all bats it will solve the problem.


Topic Tragedy in Texas ~ Mass Shooting at Southerland Springs Church
Posted 06 Nov 2017 14:52

the USA has a huge problem.

What we have is a real big fearful idiot problem. That's what it comes down to really. Stupid people who are scared. The guns give them a false sense of security and unfortunately they are too stupid to keep them from being stolen and they're too stupid to vote for leaders who will put in place sensible gun control because they fear they might not pass the requirements to own the really cool ones. We have to jump through more hoops to own a car and acquire a license to drive it than we do an assault rifle. It's not madness, it's stupidity.