Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 03 Sep 2014 09:38

(ignoring the pissing contest)

Yeah, but you didn't ignore it. Oops.

Plus wellmademale is in his twilight years. I think it's more of a dribble now.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 19:59



He started the shit, Mom... I mean, he always starts it.

I'm just wiping my ass and finishing it.

You know, the job's never done til the paperwork is.

She was advising you to not take the bait once again because you always end up looking like a total buffoon.

But of course you're too stupid for that.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 19:56



You have multiple ribbons? Who'd you have to blow to get those? http://www.mematic.com/_/gifs/applause/JpceK.gif

Don't be mad because just one of my ribbon worthy stories has more views and votes than all of your stories combined.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 18:27

We've toyed with the "Ignore Member" feature idea, I've seen it used very successfully on other sites.

It's very involved here though, because of all the different ways people can interact. You'd need to change the forum code so their posts would be hidden completely from view. All their comments on stories, profiles etc would need to be hidden. Their entire profile hidden. The chat rooms block member feature would be useful to combine in. Instant / private messaging has some of what's required to block people already I think.

Rather complicated.

You could just try to get along instead? Or come to a truce, where you both promise to totally ignore each other?

Oh I was just goofing about making the old fella invisible. Some of his posts are my favorite on the entire site. Like his last post where he makes his jealousy about my ribbons blatantly apparent - once again - is funny to me. I audibly chuckled. I would never actually make him invisible. Every cat needs a mouse to play with.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 18:22

If I let you know who my secret dear internet sage was...then she'd no longer be secret, would she?

Punctuation is important, even in forum conversation. You still haven't learned this. How the fuck did you ever get a ribbon bestowed upon you?

Credit your editor, man.

Ribbons. I have ribbons. Plural, you doofus.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 14:45



Heheh... we don't need Gav or anyone else to make you transparent, do we?



What do you mean? You have a way to make people invisible? Let me know your secret dear Internet sage.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 11:29



Yours would probably look pretty decent with 10% transparency.

This is yet another of the changes/additions I enjoy.

Thanks Gav!

Is there a way I could make wellmademale 100% transparent, gav? Like his avatar, his posts, his signature, his profile. Like everything completely transparent.

Topic do you give or only recieve?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 14:47

I give a ho the opportunity to give.

My street name be Gimme Gimme.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 09:16

A hot girl's left and right boob. For sustenance and inspiration.

Topic How childish! Do you get this?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 09:14

laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 25 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/umAxuxN9fJU

Was an honest man
Asked me for the phone
Tried to take control

Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

Oh, we shared some ideas
All obsessed with fame
Says we're all the same

Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

Raised in Carolina
"I'm not like that"
Trying to remind her
When we go back

I missed the last bus, I'll take the next train
I try but you see, it's hard to explain
I say the right things, but act the wrong way
I like it right here, but I cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young, and they are too old
The joke is on you, this place is a zoo
"You're right it's true"

Says he can't decide
I shake my head to say
Everything's just great

Oh, I just can't remember
I just can't remember

Raised in Carolina, she says:
" I'm not like that"
Trying to remind her
When we go back

I say the right things but act the wrong way
I like it right here but I cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young, and they are too old
Oh, man, can't you see I'm nervous, so please
Pretend to be nice, so I can be mean
I miss the last bus, we take the next train
I try but you see, it's hard to explain

Topic Age,does it matter?
Posted 24 Aug 2014 15:43

Yes, yes it does.

Do you bring a Happy Meal and some Boone's Farm or do you bring wine and stuff to make her dinner?

Well, how old is she? It matters.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 15:40

https://36.media.tumblr.com/f17638fc03f51d02031546bb94d93b42/tumblr_n0cva0Mxad1qlq9poo8_500.jpg

Topic How many women have you been with at one time?
Posted 24 Aug 2014 14:59

Do maniacs with dissociative personality disorders count? That was never a dull moment.

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 24 Aug 2014 14:36

True story. A friend of mine used her work iPhone, to record herself and boyfriend, screwing.

Unfortuntely...out of the blue, she was sacked (she later won the unfair dismissal claim). They confiscated her laptop, phone, everything, minutes after she opened the email. The IT Dept was given orders not to allow her to touch any of her work equipment. They copped a good eyeful when going through the contents of her phone.

So, it's a very good idea to NOT use your WORK phone for anything of this nature! I also lock my phone, like Ashleigh does. I don't want any of my private texts, pictures etc, falling into the wrong hands. They'll have to format the phone if they ever want to use it.

I had to confiscate someone's phone at work once and he had naked pictures of his wife on it and she was so ugly. It was really upsetting to me to have to have seen that. I mean she was really really ugly.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 19 Aug 2014 01:15

Dude...



When I clicked on this thread, I was expecting one of your foil cap, drunken, paranoid rants about how aliens already walk among us.

To say I am thoroughly disappointed is an understatement.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 11:12



Oh I forget, you have PERFECT people like FELIX to make all of those decisions

Now you're making some sense. Finally.

Topic What is it about older women that attracts younger men?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 09:27

I don't really know for sure what actually attracts me more. BUT....
Women are like scotch.
A young scotch (or your favorite type of drink) will get you to your destination pretty quick.
A mature scotch, (again,your favorite type of drink) I find just as much pleasure to enjoy the taste and aroma, as it is the destination.

Wait... So older women have a stronger aroma? :(

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 09:08

Interesting reading. Pure garbage, but interesting reading.

I've stated that OURS is NOT a rape culture (the fact that some of you HAVE been rape victims does not alter my view on this). Rape cultures DO exist in this world of that there is no doubt. Have any of you kept abreast of the news from the Middle East? Specifically as it regards ISIS and it's doings? Such as the capture of hundreds of women who will be used as sex slaves by ISIS? OR the hundreds MORE they didn't want... and buried alive... along with who knows how many children. How about the decree by the government there that ALL women from 14-46 MUST be "circumcised"? Or, maybe you've rad about Boko Harum in Nigeria? Or... do I REALLY NEED to recite the LITANY of barbaric acts perpetrated against women in parts of this world that DO NOT benefit from the PROTECTIONS that women in Western nations enjoy and take for granted?


@SHE Your assertion that I "hid" behind amendments to our Constitution that can be found in our Bill of Rights was ironic to the point of nearly being hysterical. WHY? Because that is the EXACT SAMETHING Muslim MEN say about? WESTERN WOMEN! Those amendments that you chose to "poo poo" as just so much meaningless drivel are what protect us ALL. BE THANKFUL that NO government agency gets to determine what rights any of us SHOULD or SHOULD NOT have... YET! Nor, do ANY of us really want that! Unless you don't MIND the RISK that having the WRONG person (or persons) making those determinations poses. I DO mind! As did those "fools" who wrote the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Be VERY CAREFUL what you wish for, you MIGHT GET IT!

The California Supreme Court has ruled that: Silence CAN be held against you in court. The Patriot Act gutted the 4th amendment, THIS (if it's allowed to stand) would gut the 5th. Many of you want to gut the 2nd. Hmmm chop, chop, chop, one hatchet cut at a time...

As to the TROLL thing, I'm glad you've found a way to those who would DARE to disagree with you. (Hmmm 1st amendment? NAH we don't need no stinkin' Bill of Rights! ISIS don't have no stinkin' Bill of Rights! China don't have no stinkin' Bill of Rights.... Cheech WHO?


Have a nice day, but do the world a favor and WAKE UP!

It's a good thing that laws were passed to stop lead based paints from being used inside of people's homes where children could eat the paint that chipped off the walls.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 16 Aug 2014 08:55

Eric Hibbeler

https://40.media.tumblr.com/b30246eeb2926e728a690e236efa0d11/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo1_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/167aeb546d3b01b15c7ed80ce43b37c6/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo4_500.jpg

https://36.media.tumblr.com/3b78251c698dda7b029606a67049e38f/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo6_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/000684de53a79a3ba934ce31044fe479/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo3_500.jpg

Topic Guys, what is your favorite kind of porn to watch?
Posted 15 Aug 2014 18:29

It's hard to find but I like these porn video where a girl spends a lot of time making her hair and makeup perfect then the guy just jizzes on it. That's all it is.

Just jizzing on girls right after they get all ready.

Just jizzing all over.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Aug 2014 17:51

Lazy as fuuuuck

Topic Does it bother you when a woman does this during sex?
Posted 15 Aug 2014 17:40

Yeah, I hate selfish ass bitches who only think of themselves during sex.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Aug 2014 09:33

//www.youtube.com/embed/lXVT8Akv7BM

A sea of waves,
We hug the same plank
Just as I had rehearsed it over in my brain
(I saw your end)

If the waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you? You?

You hang the anchors over my neck
I liked it at first
But the more you you laughed, the crazier I became

The waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you?

Is that what you want?
You... Is that what you want?

Wave...wave...

If like you should sink down beneath, I'll swim down,
Would you?

Is that what you want?
With you
Is this what you want?
With you, you

Escape...below...

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 14 Aug 2014 07:56



Keep it funny and not nasty

I cannot promise that.

Topic Sleeping Away From Home
Posted 12 Aug 2014 18:34

I sleep like a baby at other people's houses because I'm usually drunk or all fucked out.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 12 Aug 2014 09:22



And then you have people like me who will basically either give a 5 or not score it at all. I think I may have given a 4 once.

It was you who gave me that 4, wasn't it... I thought we were friends... How dare you...

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/nk4P03R3Hts

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/P-F7AS-Xhus

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Aug 2014 09:47

//www.youtube.com/embed/DoGe2P2zErM

Saw you making eyes at me
Hotels are loneliest
in little miss New Jersey
Back to work and on your feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad

Softly walk away from me
Goodbyes are loneliest
When you know we'll never meet
Face to face or feet to feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad