Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 18:02

Your imagination has always been imaginary on your part.

Lol, everytime you take the bait. I'm getting tired of releasing you back. One of these days I'm going to throw you on the BBQ.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 04 Oct 2016 17:58

Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.

This explains a lot.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 04 Oct 2016 00:58

It would never cum (as they say in Texas) to that, since he doesn't want another man's semen on or near his person. Imagine the shit he'd have to take from Twisted Nightmares if that scenario ever played out.

I imagine that a "man" of your age is shooting dust. I think I'd be safe.

Topic Sprite's Pet Peeves - writers should check this out before submitting stories - it's just go
Posted 03 Oct 2016 23:31

Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 03 Oct 2016 21:48

Sweetie... if you want people to even take you slightly seriously... don't post in text speak. I know you can write (I checked out your profile) and yet, when I read your posts, I see you not capitalizing "I" or spelling out words like "you" and "are". While it too me a while to accept the difference between American spellings and British spellings of certain words (and that was more of a cultural thing than anything else), see someone who I have always viewed as highly intelligent to write in such a juvenile fashion makes me sad.

As for your pics and memes... those are fun and I enjoy the humor behind them.

What a fucking bitch.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:37

Sorry. I don't want to get in between the two of you, although...

You're incorrigible.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 20:11

This is an ongoing story. Check out these links.

The recent up turn in their stock was based on a false rumor that the US was going to settle. After it proved to be false, last Friday, things took a downturn, and people started losing confidence, which wasn't help out by the IT problem with the ATMs. I have no idea if this means anything or not. There are different opinions by people who know a lot more about financial matters than I'll ever know, but it seems impossible to say if the bank is actually solvent or not.

Ruthie, can you please let me mess with Jeff in peace? That's an ongoing story too. It's funny to me.

Topic Europeans, specifically German members, please explain if possible...
Posted 03 Oct 2016 19:26

What the hell is going on with the largest banks in Germany?

Thanks for sharing last year's news, old fella.

Topic 'American English'
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:36

I'd recommend Irvine Walshes Trainspotting if you haven't read it already. Also all of the early Christopher Brookmyer books.

Thank ye

Topic cybering with lesbians.
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:30

I love to have kinky cyber sex with other girls, but the problem is it seems like now is either
1. They aren't into it.
2. They don't know what it is.
3. They can't or wont put more then three words to continue.
Now don't get me I love reading the stories here, I love seeing ya'lls sexy some nude and not nude pictures, and of course I like watching porn. However there is something that just dose it for me when it comes to cybering. I use to get on Lush and cyber for hours with girls and I loved it, and now I miss it. So I'm hoping there are still girls who are still wanting and just know how to blow the doors down when it comes to cybering. So if you ladies are like me and miss or want to cybet sometime come and say hi, and we can bring back all the sexy hot kinky cyber sex back.

Amanda flower

I actually know who the girl in your avatar is and she was 17 when that picture was taken. KYS

This idiot is one of the reasons lush is such an Internet armpit sometimes.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 22:20

oh i agree about guns... but if u look at Russia in Afghanistan ... America in Vietnam ... the French Revolution and the American War of Independence .... firepower does not always overcome political will .. the people will win .. if they want to! ... they just have to wake up! .. in our case the sooner the better ... my opinion :D

i like pics and memes .. they appeal to my sense of humour and spearhead my sarcasm ... i can be sooooo serious = deadly boring ...
'as lost as alice and as mad as the hatter' remember ... giggles


I don't know... I guess in all those "wars", except maybe Vietnam, you can say cannons were outsmarted. Vietnam had cameras and the world could watch. But nowadays... Cameras are owned by people that don't care about you. The cannons are fucking drones, and the best guns we can get might as well be muskets compared to that.

And we should stop talking about this before we are put on some kind of list.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 21:41

i hope not stupid ... but def cynical ... as i believe most young people r when it comes to politics today ... Bernie's rallies showed that .. we r idealistic .. often to the point of stupidity... stupid enough to give up on it all and not vote!

and i wouldn't like people to think that just America's political system is "messed up" ... every country's is... i think .. politics have become the domain of the wealthy ... not that it hasn't been throughout time... just that today it seems to be severely so.. hence the lack of trust and therefore belief in the system ... and when the Congress and the Senate r more interested in egotistical fights than legislation .. well the way they conduct themselves is not something to be proud of... but i have belief enough in this country to live here .. i made it my home when i was 18 and aware of all it's faults .. and i am going to vote in this election ... because i think if u r entitled to vote u should.. and because if u don't then there is no point in having elections... even if they r now more about money than democracy ... and only voting can change that ... provided we have those Heroes, Patriots, Saints u mention ...

they do exist but they don't have the money to run ... and those that do have it won't back them because .. well they can't own them .. which makes them exactly what we need... sooooo we need to make changes to the way poltical donations dominate and often determine .. but for me to see $132million poured down the toilet was wonderful... but that is just me and my rather dark sense of humour..
my world is different to most.. can't help that and not apologising.. but in my world people r realising that there has to be change in the politcal system ... the hope is that it will come through peaceful if not quite orderly change ... inspired or otherwise ... and not by "revolution" .. the French had pitchforks .. Americans have guns!

excuse my weird sense of humour... but if i didn't laugh at this i would cry...
... have already bought a gun :D


Not all guns are created equal. Just saying.

And you should post paragraphs like this more often.. Not just pictures/memes. Memes are amusing, sometimes... But not as interesting as paragraphs.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 02 Oct 2016 19:54

I think this should read "I Germany to visit like" ... since Germans speak strangely ... with verbs at sentence end ... such as "I have enough had! I am off sodding!"

Perhaps because Bill will loom large in any Clinton Administration he should be included?... his wisdom surely enhances Hillary's campaign? ... besides he wouldn't cost the taxpayer much in salary, as with any appointment he gets Interns! ...

and why they call it the Gates Foundation i don't know... it should be the Windows Foundation as that is where the money comes from.. and why Bill Gates when he sells Windows? dontknow

donations to Charity, in most countries, r tax deductible ... surely any donation to Dear Donald must be viewed as a charitable act? ...

and i think that the more one reads this thread it is obvious... since the Nominations... that minds have been made up and now all posts r one camp against the other .. each seeking justification for their voting preference...

once upon a time there was a man called Kerry Packer who, in his day, was the richest man in Australia... i believe his personal income tax paid was around 53cents Australian per annum... tax minimisation is a huge business all over the world... and if it offends people they should look in the mirror .. they elect the clowns that allow it! ... and if anyone thinks Hillary will change that they should look at the money from bankers and extremely rich wankers that have poured millions into her campaign war chest .. she is an "owned candidate" ... the political establishment r always "owned" ... and not, as should be, by the voters..
so it's no wonder the political elite of both Parties detest Dear Donald ..

i am voting for the first time in the USA ... and i have to admit that i have switched sides during the Campaigns ...
i believe this election is about the political elite v the non political elite .. and believe that the election in 2020 will be even more so... but this time if u want more of the same u will vote for Hillary ... if u want change u will vote for Dear Donald..
pity they shafted Bernie :( .. even though he would have been a bit extreme for most...

and as usual i have no idea where i am going with this... but certainly not to change any convictions that a reader might hold.. we each make our own choice and afterwards? well we can buy a bumper sticker that reads "Don't Blame Me .. I Didn't Vote For "


Holy shit... This is one of those rare posts on lush that takes me on a roller coaster ride of "you're stupid, to okay now you made a point, to you're stupid again back to okay I see why you think that.." Back n forth forever, if forever was just a thought. A glance. But fuck, this post does illustrate the goddamn confusion and lack of trust, belief, and pride in our American system. Not to sound like an elitist dick, but lack in belief in America makes me worried for the whole world. These are scary times, history changing times. The only thing is, in times like these we need Heroes, Patriots, Saints... But there are none. It's hella scary to think what America has become in regards to our political system. I know the foxes will persevere. But you're still not out of the farmer's sight. Fuck me and fuck you.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 30 Sep 2016 20:01

Sorry I haven't got back to you about furry collab. Next week, yeah?

I'm saving the date. The fox and the hound concept like we talked about.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 30 Sep 2016 07:39

Do you have a source for this article because it sounds like a pile of crap written by someone with mental issues of their own.

All social mammals display intra-species violence. Male lions in the wild don't die of old age, they're most commonly killed by other male lions. Intra-species violence is an evolutionary advantage but so is cooperation. Humans have thrived from a balance of these two conflicting states.

The thought that psychopaths are a different species is both ludicrous and dangerous. Dehumanising a section of society allows us to revert them to the status of animals - and we all know how well we treat animals on this planet. The discovery of the so-called "warrior gene" led to similar misunderstanding much like the discovery that European DNA is "tainted" with Neanderthal.

Overmykneenow is on some zootopia shit lol

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 22:45

And some don't wear anything but their owns stupidity, showing it off through repeated false claims.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 22:16

I don't know why you continue to question what I've been doing since I was last here, since I have been a member maybe 24 hours (though I must agree that, having taken an interest in your posting as you have in me/mine, I agree with someone else in this thread referring previously to you getting away with things that would result in their suspension if not ban).

Continue to fight for what is right, nuder. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear helmets.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 17:18

Knock it off, Jack. my tolerance level is dangerously close to the top. thank you.

I had already finished.

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 14:44

American brown hair, blue, eyes, domestic short-hair.... Homo sapien ssp felix ?

I almost forgot the short hair. Yes, that's perfect.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 14:10

I agree that he isn't going to build a wall. He is going to pay others (perhaps including immigrants that are already here) to build it, & it will keep people out, same as the walls to many homes & businesses around the country (& the world) that successfully keep out the "criminal element" & perhaps others.

Have you even been lifting since last time you were on lush, puny man?

Topic Homo sapiens sapiens raptor?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:25

North American Brown Hair Blue Eye is my favorite breed.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:17

Exactly, so their not included in my definition of young women. And the fact that you automatically assume the worst, says a lot about you. You measure my corn by your bushel.

It's pretty clear what you said. You were hanging around a bus stop "enjoying the view" of some school girls aged 12 - 18 and what they were wearing and then said you love looking at young woman. Sure seems like you think staring at kid's legs at a bus stop is okay as long as you don't make a comment or touch. You weren't wearing a trench coat and sunglasses were you?

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 11:01

Leering? Enjoying seeing young women dressed for summer, is not the same as leering at kids. But considering your obvious lack of social skills, you probably don't know the difference.

You referred to them as school kids yourself and said that some were as young as twelve then proceeded to talk about their bare legs and thin tops. You said you were "enjoying the view". What the fuck...

Those aren't young women, creepo. They're kids.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 29 Sep 2016 08:13

i do not see the difference, building a wall to keep out undesirables is as old as sin, from Hadrian's wall in Scotland to the great wall of china. you can cal it what you want but building a wall by a border is not a new thing. it being dont all over the world, why in the US Mexico border is it such a big deal?

It's a big deal because in reality building a wall isn't going to do anything. It's symbolic. Trump is just using it to rile up the most racist of us. If he wins he isn't going to build a wall that will keep people out. The only wall that actually works is the one between North and South Korea and there is no way that a wall like that will be constructed. That's why Trump's rhetoric is problematic.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 07:56

Is there any thread or subject, you will not abuse, to launch your pathetic personal attacks on people you don't like?

I hope they snatch you right off that bus stop in front of those kids you're leering at, bend your arms behind your back and slam you on the hood of the squad car. I hope they put the cuffs on too tight, use their foot to push you into the back seat and ultimately toss you in a cell head first.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 01:33

I think the problem is real, but its roots don't lie with the adult males of our society. Of course some are just sick bastards by themselves, but too many people learn to be from the moment they were born.

I was standing at a bus stop a few days ago, surrounded by schoolkids, ranging from 12 to 18, maybe even 19 years old. Because it was warm and sunny, most of the girls were still dressed for summer, thin shirts and blouses, shorts, skirts and lots of bare legs. I'll be honest, I enjoy seeing young women dressed that way, I love beauty. I would however never ever dream of making remarks, or harming any of them in any way. But: a lady walked by, with two adolescent boys, probably her sons. Of course they enjoyed the view too. That is, until their mother reprimanded them with the words: "Why are you two ogling those sluts? They dress like whores". This was a woman, in her late 30s, telling her boys, that sexy looking girls are whores. Now how much respect will these boys have for women, when they've become adults?

As long as parents, and I believe that particularly goes for the conservative and/or very religious ones, raise their children that way, women will have to always be aware, there will be guys, who see them as whores, sexobjects, not to be respected, but to be used.

I hope you get arrested soon.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 29 Sep 2016 00:51

I've read most of the posts in this thread and feel compelled to comment. Our society has made women feel the need to consistently defend themselves. We must always think ahead about how we look and how people percieve us. Where we are going and what we are doing. Men do not realize how much a simple phrase like damn you look fine to nice tits affects a woman. Many people say it's the woman's fault. She should have did this or that. There are many posts here explaining that. I was first molested then raped by the person who should have been protecting me. When I came forward and told family members I was told it was my fault. I was 7 yrs old when this started. How was this my fault? When I was 12 he raped me. I was an early bloomer and was told if I didn't look like a grown woman or wouldn't have worn that nightie it wouldn't have happened. How is it ok for a society to believe this or even think this? I certainly could not help developing at such a young age. It was my fault that my stepdad saw me in a nightie and decided it was time I learn about sex. Or the fact that my grandfather thought it was ok to touch me. The other adults in my life should have been furious but instead blamed me. At 12/13 years old was it ok to be walking down the street and have guys come out of their house and sit on their porch every time I walked by to ogle my chest and say crude things to me. Society seems to think so.
Later when I was in the Navy why did we as women have to have special training on never walking around the base alone and being careful at the bar because the date rape drug was prominent around the area. Why could I not be able to run out tongue commissary alone without having to worry some idiot was going to try to rape me on the base.
I am not saying all men are insensitive and do not have a clue but a minority do not. They think it's ok to just say the first thing that pops in there head. I am also not saying this doesn't happen to men as some of what happened to me has happened to my brother as well. I recently found that out and he is afraid to confront his feelings and self mediates to forget.
People need to understand what is happening and help educate our children on how to treat women. I know I've talked to my boys over and over about not degrading women and they are not a sex object always be respectful. Now that I have my daughter I'm scared to death for her. I don't know how I am going to protect her from the idiots out there.
I really hope my rambling makes some sense and you can understand what I am trying to say.

Teach your daughter about how the world is and not the way it should be. Let her know that being wise doesn't put the blame on her. That it only sheds a light on the very real notion that people are evil and that taking precautions against them is more wise than thinking those people should be good to begin with. Teach little girls to be wolves. Look at the most powerful people in history to ever walk the earth, were they physically imposing? No they were not.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 21:43

It was unclear, & apology accepted... As is the one I suspect will be coming when I state that I truly believe that the poster being slow & the mistake being one seems contradcitory.

Is that you nuder?

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 21:31

Poster making the mistake may be, & poster calling me slow may be, but I am not, & post claiming me so is not only incorrect, but needless & off-topic.

No, I didn't mean you were the slow adult. I may have been unclear about that. I apologize.

I meant the person who made the spelling "mistake" was a slow adult. Mistake implying maybe it was a typo. But since I actually believe that simmerdownchick is a slow adult, mistake is a light term for it. I don't think it was a typo, I think she really is that dumb.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 21:19

I see nothing wrong with boarders, as they pay rent.

Yes, I know it was a simple spelling mistake, much as saying Trump's immigration opinions don't make him a racist, & enough simple mistakes on 1 day of the year will make him President.

That is may be the best internet spelling mistake* correction I have ever seen.

*mistake is a light term since the poster in question is a slow adult