Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:21

No, God believes in me .

When God has sex, she says, oh my Jack.

Topic Who would you prefer to dominate you?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:16

Martha stewart. She be lookin nice and THICK .

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:10

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 21 Feb 2015 23:04

Mysteria and I talked about this one day and I was honest and told her I didn't like all of her writing and she told me the same thing. Does everyone like every bit of writing I ever wrote? No.

For the record, I don't like your writing either. Especially the poems.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 09 Jan 2015 21:40

I be all over that pussy like pooh bear on a honey pot.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 09 Jan 2015 09:53


Come on skinny love just last the year,
Pour a little salt we were never here,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer.

Tell my love to wreck it all,
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Right in the moment this order's tall.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And in the morning I'll be with you,
But it will be a different kind,
'Cause I'll be holding all the tickets,
And you'll be owning all the fines.

Come on skinny love, what happened here?
Suckle on the hope in light brassieres,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Sullen load is full, so slow on the split.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And now all your love is wasted,
Then who the hell was I?
'Cause now I'm breaking at the britches,
And at the end of all your lines.

Who will love you?
Who will fight?
And who will fall far behind?

Come on skinny love,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...

Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 09 Jan 2015 08:33

You are getting silly now, but maybe bigger shoes should have a higher pricetag, it would be fairer.

Buy designer pay designer.

What I was trying to illustrate with my example that companies only pay about 75 cents per piece of clothing to make and what OMNK is trying to say with his example with the shoes is that clothing prices aren't based on the cost of the materials to make them. They are based on the people's demand for them, name brand, quality etc.

If I go to a high end store a button up shirt can cost me upwards of 300 dollars. At this price range the smalls DO cost the same as the XLs because I am not paying for just the material. If I go to Walmart for a button up shirt that costs 6 dollars then yeah, Walmart will charge a couple bucks more for a larger size because you're not paying for style or a name brand. You're literally paying for the cost of material, buttons, thread and Walmart's overhead.

Are you that broke that you want retailers to charge a couple bucks more for a large size so your clothes can be a few cents cheaper? LOL

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 20:17

A tiny cat who sounds like an old lady when she meows.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:50

Am I the only one who was traumatized by Bastien's dad cracking a raw egg into the orange juice?

My mom used to do that into her orange/carrot juice then she would go to the park to run around and do flips 'n' shit. It was so gross.

Topic Her orgasm or yours?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:38


Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:34

Me too dude... but my sister was getting so fucking whiny every time that white horse died.

Goddamnit... I was having a good time until you reminded me of that.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:24

Teen. You can take that little ho to taco bell after and she'll be all excited.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:19

My family was semi-broke too, dude. My parents didn't even have a car when I was 0-6 year-old

Oh yeah, well my family was so broke me and my sister had to share just one shoe. We had to fucking hop everywhere.


I love that movie.

Topic Cum inside or not?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:13

Welcome back, Jack.

I've been here the whole time. Just lurkin. Like a shark swimming around the fucking water. Luuurkin.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:03

Oh, I remember that one too Felix, haha.

That was in 1990 though, I was already 8-year-old and have already seen quite a few other movies in theaters before that.

I was 8 too. My family was broke, dude.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:03

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:49

I was so fucking excited.

Topic enema advice
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:45

Two words; red wine.

For the record, you should NOT put red wine up your ass.

Topic Cum inside or not?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:38

I'm a virgin.

I believe it.

Topic Pity fuck, have you?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:32

I first saw Debra in a nightclub standing next to a striking amazon blonde. The two of them were quite the pair...

(damn, is this long enough for a submittable story) d'oh!

That's how far I was able to get. So I guess it would be up to your regular standards for a submittable story.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:14

Topic Lie or not
Posted 08 Jan 2015 16:43

Wait... So girls purposely stay quiet? I thought they could only talk once a month or so. Like a talking period.


Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 08 Jan 2015 16:06

Oh dear-where are you from? - for felix

Clothing as stated in the UK doesn't change in price regardless of size "for same design" just thought I would point that out.

I'm going to take "as stated in the UK" that it must be some kind of law or rule in the UK that they must be the same price. You said it was not fair to society as a whole. You do realize that the clothing company that outsources the production of these clothes to Asia and invests about 75 cents into each item then turns around and sells them to you for 30 dollars, right? Are you saying that if they didn't have to make up the money for the extra material used for the large sizes your clothes would be cheaper? LOL

In case you missed the joke people don't really explode.

Despite the lack of humor I realized it was a joke. I take it you missed the sarcasm. Another sign of stupidity on display by you.

Finally if you eat one cheese burger per week along with a regular diet I wouldn't foresee a problem, eat say 21 and you would put on weight and start to feel and look crap.
same again if you ate a chicken dinner with veg each day probably not an issue but eat 5 per day and again you would look and feel crap.

A grilled thin cut chicken breast with steamed vegetables 5 times a day would definitely not make you gain weight the same as eating 5 cheeseburgers.

Unless of course you were a Rugby player "or a pretend one - US call it football I think" then they would probably work it off

Make fun of the US if you want but it's you guys that watch our movies and sports and copy our culture. An American couldn't name a single rugby team but I'm sure you can name several pretend rugby American football teams. I'm sure you can get a cheeseburger fairly easily in the UK but I wouldn't know where the hell to get a meat pie around here. Plus we charge more for large clothes.

Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 08 Jan 2015 13:52

Look, you don't strike me as an intelligent person. But I'm still going to answer.

Sorry but I stick to my post, If you eat less you will lose weight if of course you do moveas well.

It's more about what you eat, not eating less. Plus, starving oneself makes your body hang on to fat because it thinks it is starving. It is best to eat something healthy that is not loaded with fat or empty calories every few hours.

Gastric bands if they help then great - although one participant in the programme had had one fitted lost loads of weight and has now started to grow again by eating too much food. It's an excuse waiting to happen.

Also if someone wants a gastric band they should have to pay for it, in the UK they are approx £6,000 $9,000 that is paid by the NHS.

They probably pay for the gastric bands because taking care of a diabetic or someone with heart problems costs way more than $9,000.

Again, statements like this make you seem about as sharp as a marble.

While I'm at it we should charge incrementally more for larger clothes as why should people who are bigger and get more/much more material pay the same price.
A dress for example at size 8 to 20+ is the same price but possibly uses five times more material.

Large size clothes do cost more.

It's just not fair on society as a whole.

Finally using excuses like genes is crap, if this were the case these people would not exist as they would have exploded milenia ago.

I have never heard of a fat person exploding before. I mean if you can produce evidence of this I will take it back... But no, fat people do not explode.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 Jan 2015 09:21

Topic Have you ever been turned down so many times by your wife that you just give up
Posted 21 Dec 2014 13:28

Make her feel special, not like a horse that is to be ridden.

I'm sure it was a very nice saddle trinket. There is just no pleasing some fillies.

Topic What's your best attribute?
Posted 21 Dec 2014 13:13

Dating me will make your ex mental.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:57

Sergio Diaz

Topic Is it okay for the guy in your life to call you "bitch"?
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:50

Some girls like that shit.

Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:47

No, but I have a watch attached to a chain... and I also wear a monocle.

I don't really need it, but it fit wells with my fancy mustache.

Oh, and I also wear a bowtie... you heard that right, a fucking bowtie dude.

The prosecution rests its case.