Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:34

Honest is NOT mean Hon... this jerk is not my friend, he doesn't like me and I don't like him. He's been tolling and insulting me for quite a while now and I'm up to my ears with his cheap, needless monkey shit.

OP Pay no attention OK?

I like you, lots.

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:30

I take it that it's none of your fucking business.

You had mentioned that you had 20 stories but you wouldn't post them on lush. You had an embargo.

I was just asking you if the embargo has been lifted. That's all. Geez...

Topic New Category...
Posted 23 Jul 2015 15:18

I could add a couple real stories and maybe a few fantasy stories too

I take it your story embargo against lush is over now?

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Jul 2015 14:47

Yes, yes it is. And Texas is the absolute last state anyone of color or with a unique name should be eyeballed by a law enforcement officer.

Sandra Bland & the Texas Highway Patrol Sandra Bland died in her jail cell three days later, Texas officials claim that Bland committed suicide in the jail over a traffic stop.

The traffic violation which instigated this entire sordid assault occurs at the 1:55 point in this video below. This is how these corksuckers operate. Noticing that she is driving an out of state tagged vehicle is reason enough for her to come under suspicion.

He's just allowed a speeder through a 20 mph zone to drive off with a mere warning and he pulls over someone who has moved over one lane to the right - without signalling and is not weaving or speeding or otherwise reckless driving.

Have you seen the mug shot of Sandra Bland? There is this thing going around now that she may not have even been alive in it. It brings up some disturbing/convincing points.

Sandra Bland was not alive in her mugshot. When you are arrested, you are pictured in the clothes you are arrested in, not in prison clothes. When they take your picture, you are told not to tilt your head or lean against the wall. There is a clear shadow where her head touches the background, most likely the floor. Her cell had tan walls and gray floors. Her head is on a gray background. You can clearly see the gray floor in the first photo and in the right corner in the second photo. Her hair is falling towards the background. Gravity is pulling her hair down because she is on the floor. It is impossible to keep your shoulder straight like her right shoulder is while standing. It is likely that she was on the ground with her right arm outstretched when this picture was taken. When they take your picture, you are told to look directly at the camera. Her eyes are lifeless and unfocused. The police department claims she hung herself from a 5-foot platform when Sandra was around 6 feet tall. The photo of her cell has a trash can in it. Trashcans are not allowed in jail cells because they can not be bolted to the floor. Police claim the scene was not tampered with before the photo, but the trash bag they claim she hung herself with has been replaced with a new one. Sandra told her sister on the phone that she thought her shoulder was broken. Someone with a broken shoulder can not lift their arm high enough to hang themself. The dashcam footage from her arrest is clearly edited, as cars appear and disappear in the middle of the road. The officers knew they were wrong in arresting her. They knew she was going to take them to court. She was a strong-spirited activist. She did not go from being a fighter to being suicidal in a matter of days. The police fucking murdered her and their pathetic attempts at hiding it are not fooling anybody.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Jul 2015 13:33

When you walk a mile in their shoes then you might be able to understand.

Cops don't wear shoes. They wear killer boots, man.

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 23 Jul 2015 12:27

I can click YT videos on my profile, they play fine.

Some are restricted from playing on anywhere other than YT, but that has always been the case.

I think Gav has either fixed it, or YT have.

This isn't all that big a deal but it is nice to scroll through someone's videos and get an idea of what kind of music they like. Also, I use google chrome so it might be just a chrome problem. So the problem goes like this...

So the first video always plays fine. It's not a youtube restricted thing or anything. Here is your first video playing fine. shot 2015-07-23 at 1.21.26 PM.png

The problem happens when you attempt to play any other video. It just goes to a white field. I thinks it's a problem with lush and not youtube. Or maybe just chrome. shot 2015-07-23 at 1.21.32 PM.png

...something's fucky.

Topic Your Worst Blind Date?
Posted 23 Jul 2015 12:04

My friend set up a date for me with this blind chick he knows. He said she was hot as hell so the blind thing wasn't that big a deal. Like I'd have to help her out with shit but since she was so hot that I'd like it anyway. Plus I wouldn't even have to dress up or comb my hair or anything. I could take her to like a parking lot and just say it's some romantic spot like in the movies.

It all sounds good on paper right? But..

Fuck, you know what... I had a punchline for this and it was funny... but now I'm just ashamed and disgusted with myself and I think I'm going to hell.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 21:20

Thanks. I know that. But it leaves a blank box. A simple delete would be better.

I'm a pretty non-confrontational person. There are those that frequent the forum for the express reason to engage others in verbal combat. When they do that with me I just like to opt out with a delete. My ego is not so needy that I need to beat someone into submission.

So if you say something and someone questions you about it you want to be able to go delete what you originally said? Doesn't sound like an ego problem...sounds more like a conviction problem.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 20:57

Simply the ability to delete my own forum posts.

The ability to delete your own posts could easily be abused. Various ways..

It would also make threads incoherent if people just started deleting posts left n right.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 22 Jul 2015 20:26

Topic What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted 22 Jul 2015 19:57

Topic If Androids were real would you....
Posted 21 Jul 2015 22:23

Coin operated hookers like on A.I.? Yeah, I'd fuck it.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Jul 2015 20:16

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 21 Jul 2015 19:33

Topic An end to online affairs?
Posted 21 Jul 2015 19:26

If a person is going to have an affair... their are going to have an affair.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 21 Jul 2015 15:59


I like that one. I use it often when I'm stoned and lazy.

Like my friends go, "Hey, we're gonna go get food, wanna come?"

And I'm just like, "Namaste."

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 15:53

Good call. You might traumatise Liz.


Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 15:53

now you're just making fun of me. that's it, motherfucker! i declare BLOOD FUED!

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 15:40

Not every single time, just to every single mod. Who knows who will pick up your next story?

...I'll be checking to make sure it's well past 2 am in the UK from now on.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 15:36

"I knew it was you, Fredo..."

xx SF

"Sprite can handle things! She's smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... She's smart and she wants respect!"

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:42

Last person who did that was Steph. See where it got him? evil5

Yeah well, I'm running out of angles over here.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:39

I tend to fast track stories when they're accompanied by tit or dick pix.

I asked another mod about this and she told me that I don't have to send a dick pic every single time . Someone needs to put their foot down about your abuse of power.

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:27

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:26

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:20

This story has a GRAIN of truth:

When I used to Mod, this VERY often happened. You'd hit the Queue and be faced with the following.

"I really love my border collie. She's the cutest dog. IN fact a bizarre thing happened when...."
(My Reply) Hey there! I can see this is your first submission. Please read carefully our guidelines as we don't allow stories of this kind. It's well written but we don't permit this particular kind of dog-loving on site. Best of luck with more suitable offerings in future.. XX Steph, Lush Moderator.

(My Reply) Hello. We don't write in Underline, Italicized, All-Caps here. Please read our submissions guide carefully. SF Lush Mod.

"I'm only fourteen but I have a huge cock and..."
(My Repl) This isn't acceptable. Read our guidelines. SF

"L8r you can show me yr tits I said to Denise we had phone sex because she ws at collage in El A and omg I was stuckathome in denver colorado whree i..."
(My reply) Read our guidelines. SF

"''Thats great, just there,' I panted as Donald rubbed my pussy.'"
(My Reply) It's "THAT'S"!!! With a FUCKING APOSTROPHE!!! Do they HAVE schools where you live? Stop wasting my FUCKING time and read a book on BASIC FUCKING GRAMMAR before you DARE to submit anything else to MY FUCKING SITE!!! Jesus, you people make my fucking hair fall out! Idiot. s

xx SF

(You can see why I didn't last...)

This was hilarious haha.

On a serious note though. Did you tell Shelly that pics of her big tits would expedite the approval process? You know, for fact checking purposes.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 14:15

heres an opinion that isnt easily rejected,u cant tell me,and im sure a handful of other Lushies out there who possibly feel the same way,that ego among the moderators looking over the stories dont let that creep into thier decision-making when it comes to accepting poems/stories,on something that has no clear definition among the other categories,if thats the case,then somebody needs to put thier foot down and put a stop to it.

This post would be rejected based on grammar alone. Holy shit.

Topic Best way to ask out someone?
Posted 21 Jul 2015 11:44

It's not so much the fear of rejection; I've never been the most outspoken or outgoing person. I'd rather sit on the sidelines and cheer on whoever is at bat. I've always been that way, which is why I've never been good at this sort of thing

Time to cheer yourself on, bud. The less you think about it the better. Just do it.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 07:47

Nah... They're all fine...


(Sorry about being SNAPPY... When I've been reading comments by VARIOUS people on VARIOUS subjects I sometimes go, "OH FUCK THIS!" and let rip... USUALLY at the most benign commentator!!! (For Shame!!!) Yet ANOTHER reason I'm NOT SUITED to The Moderating Game!

Apologies, Jack. x

No worries dude.