Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:50

Am I the only one who was traumatized by Bastien's dad cracking a raw egg into the orange juice?

My mom used to do that into her orange/carrot juice then she would go to the park to run around and do flips 'n' shit. It was so gross.

Topic Her orgasm or yours?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:38


Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:34

Me too dude... but my sister was getting so fucking whiny every time that white horse died.

Goddamnit... I was having a good time until you reminded me of that.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:24

Teen. You can take that little ho to taco bell after and she'll be all excited.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:19

My family was semi-broke too, dude. My parents didn't even have a car when I was 0-6 year-old

Oh yeah, well my family was so broke me and my sister had to share just one shoe. We had to fucking hop everywhere.


I love that movie.

Topic Cum inside or not?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:13

Welcome back, Jack.

I've been here the whole time. Just lurkin. Like a shark swimming around the fucking water. Luuurkin.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:03

Oh, I remember that one too Felix, haha.

That was in 1990 though, I was already 8-year-old and have already seen quite a few other movies in theaters before that.

I was 8 too. My family was broke, dude.

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 18:03

Topic What was the first movie you saw in a theater?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:49

I was so fucking excited.

Topic enema advice
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:45

Two words; red wine.

For the record, you should NOT put red wine up your ass.

Topic Cum inside or not?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:38

I'm a virgin.

I believe it.

Topic Pity fuck, have you?
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:32

I first saw Debra in a nightclub standing next to a striking amazon blonde. The two of them were quite the pair...

(damn, is this long enough for a submittable story) d'oh!

That's how far I was able to get. So I guess it would be up to your regular standards for a submittable story.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Jan 2015 17:14

Topic Lie or not
Posted 08 Jan 2015 16:43

Wait... So girls purposely stay quiet? I thought they could only talk once a month or so. Like a talking period.


Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 08 Jan 2015 16:06

Oh dear-where are you from? - for felix

Clothing as stated in the UK doesn't change in price regardless of size "for same design" just thought I would point that out.

I'm going to take "as stated in the UK" that it must be some kind of law or rule in the UK that they must be the same price. You said it was not fair to society as a whole. You do realize that the clothing company that outsources the production of these clothes to Asia and invests about 75 cents into each item then turns around and sells them to you for 30 dollars, right? Are you saying that if they didn't have to make up the money for the extra material used for the large sizes your clothes would be cheaper? LOL

In case you missed the joke people don't really explode.

Despite the lack of humor I realized it was a joke. I take it you missed the sarcasm. Another sign of stupidity on display by you.

Finally if you eat one cheese burger per week along with a regular diet I wouldn't foresee a problem, eat say 21 and you would put on weight and start to feel and look crap.
same again if you ate a chicken dinner with veg each day probably not an issue but eat 5 per day and again you would look and feel crap.

A grilled thin cut chicken breast with steamed vegetables 5 times a day would definitely not make you gain weight the same as eating 5 cheeseburgers.

Unless of course you were a Rugby player "or a pretend one - US call it football I think" then they would probably work it off

Make fun of the US if you want but it's you guys that watch our movies and sports and copy our culture. An American couldn't name a single rugby team but I'm sure you can name several pretend rugby American football teams. I'm sure you can get a cheeseburger fairly easily in the UK but I wouldn't know where the hell to get a meat pie around here. Plus we charge more for large clothes.

Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 08 Jan 2015 13:52

Look, you don't strike me as an intelligent person. But I'm still going to answer.

Sorry but I stick to my post, If you eat less you will lose weight if of course you do moveas well.

It's more about what you eat, not eating less. Plus, starving oneself makes your body hang on to fat because it thinks it is starving. It is best to eat something healthy that is not loaded with fat or empty calories every few hours.

Gastric bands if they help then great - although one participant in the programme had had one fitted lost loads of weight and has now started to grow again by eating too much food. It's an excuse waiting to happen.

Also if someone wants a gastric band they should have to pay for it, in the UK they are approx £6,000 $9,000 that is paid by the NHS.

They probably pay for the gastric bands because taking care of a diabetic or someone with heart problems costs way more than $9,000.

Again, statements like this make you seem about as sharp as a marble.

While I'm at it we should charge incrementally more for larger clothes as why should people who are bigger and get more/much more material pay the same price.
A dress for example at size 8 to 20+ is the same price but possibly uses five times more material.

Large size clothes do cost more.

It's just not fair on society as a whole.

Finally using excuses like genes is crap, if this were the case these people would not exist as they would have exploded milenia ago.

I have never heard of a fat person exploding before. I mean if you can produce evidence of this I will take it back... But no, fat people do not explode.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 Jan 2015 09:21

Topic Have you ever been turned down so many times by your wife that you just give up
Posted 21 Dec 2014 13:28

Make her feel special, not like a horse that is to be ridden.

I'm sure it was a very nice saddle trinket. There is just no pleasing some fillies.

Topic What's your best attribute?
Posted 21 Dec 2014 13:13

Dating me will make your ex mental.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:57

Sergio Diaz

Topic Is it okay for the guy in your life to call you "bitch"?
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:50

Some girls like that shit.

Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:47

No, but I have a watch attached to a chain... and I also wear a monocle.

I don't really need it, but it fit wells with my fancy mustache.

Oh, and I also wear a bowtie... you heard that right, a fucking bowtie dude.

The prosecution rests its case.

Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:39


Please answer the question. Have you ever been involved in the wearing of a chain connected to a wallet while also smoking an e-cig and wearing a fedora?

Topic Look for in a girl?
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:30

I like a girl with a fat ass.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:25


Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:24

Yeah dude, I even wear a cock-ring at times...

Don't tell me this is a cock fedora?

Is there a chain connected to a wallet involved at any point?

Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:19

Please explain...

I love fedoras anyway.

Wait...this is a serious question.

Are you combining a fedora with E-cigs?

Topic Electronic Cigarettes
Posted 20 Dec 2014 23:05

E-cigs = mouth fedoras.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 Dec 2014 22:58

Wow Felix, those last two videos were totally awesome. I just made a nice musical discovery there...

The sound of that band reminds me a lot of Fu Manchu, which I also love; you can definitely see the stoner-rock influence. The voice of the singer and the buzzing guitars are extremely similar:

Cool man. I can hear the similarity with the guitar.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 Dec 2014 22:52