Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:32

zombie lake

I smell an award winning supernatural gangbang thriller being conceived here.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:13



i know where the top of my head should be

You're making it too easy to tell a dirty joke here, young Rachel.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:10



I'm glad that one guy can finally relate to what I've been expressing here all along. I know plenty of guys who bullshit about their height in guys-only groups, you can be goddamn assured that they extend this bullshit when trying to get a girl. And considering what they established in the article I posted (guys are in average 1.5 inches shorter than what appears on their driver's licenses), I'm quite surprised that absolutely no man here lies about his height; especially since so many people also obviously lie about their dick-size, cup-size, age, salary, profession, etc. Are people bullshitting about not bullshitting too?



Everyone does it. Women do it too. It's so funny. Especially after a few drinks. And even more so when people are believing it.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:07



Like when a guy's dick is 7 inches, they tend to round themselves up to 9 inches... it's like as long as they know it's technically bigger than average, they figure nobody will be able to tell the difference anyway.

The height thing is annoying though because girls are pretty exacting about their own height and are aware of precisely how tall they will appear in various inches of heels and platform shoes, so we kinda know what 6 feet looks like. We're usually polite enough not to call the guy out on it... well, most of the time, anyway.

It's so stupid to lie about that. In fact, it's better to say you're smaller than you are. That's why I say I'm only 10 inches. I like to create shock and awe when I unleash the baker's dozen I have hidden away. Always better to surprise rather than disappoint.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 10:07

I don't - my height is pretty average though.

One thing I've noticed is that a lot of guys who are 5'10 and up tend to round themselves up to 6 feet.

That is so true. I am 5' 10" and have overheard my friends tell women they are 6 feet when I know we are the same height. I figure they think that to a 5'3'' chick anything over 5'8" seems tall. It's really funny. One of the funniest things ever is listening to a dude's rap, who you know well, when he's trying to get with a chick. Bullshitting about height is just the tip of the iceberg.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 07:23

"You should disallow quoting in the forum. I hate it! It's not funny!"

http://ramp.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/leave-britney-alone.jpg






See... You don't really need to quote someone to have the same effect.

Just saying.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 06:27



I am going to shut up now.

Thank you.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 05:36



You should see the size of the bong being passed around right now. It's bigger than me. Regaeman Man

You joke but kiera had a good suggestion. There should be a mod that reads every single post in the forum game section to make sure no one said anything to upset kiera. They should also pay extra close attention to the quotes and then backtrack to make sure it's 100% accurate. I know that would take endless hours of someone's time but I think it is well worth it. I mean, it is the forum games, probably the most interesting, funny, intelligent part of the whole website. Can't have a thread like "last one to post is the sexiest" interrupted by any hijinks. In fact I think Sprite would be excellent for this modding opportunity.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 04 Jul 2015 13:01

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 04 Jul 2015 08:50

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 04 Jul 2015 08:49

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Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 04 Jul 2015 08:36

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Topic Keeping Your Mouth Shut or Speaking what is on your mind.
Posted 04 Jul 2015 08:32

Most of the time I'm just holding back.

Topic Make up...why?
Posted 04 Jul 2015 08:27

I hate when makeup gets on my collar (innocently) cuz then I got some splainin to do even though I didn't do shit.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 03 Jul 2015 19:58

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 03 Jul 2015 19:58

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 03 Jul 2015 19:37

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 03 Jul 2015 12:53

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Topic I AM
Posted 03 Jul 2015 06:54



I am only going to say this once: Knock it off, both of you. Better? evil5

Pffft, I can't do nothing! :(

I am going to let my sub relax, and not post in here anymore, but only under protest!

Good day!

Topic I AM
Posted 03 Jul 2015 06:14



Enough, please.

Don't make me get Sprite in here - her method of conflict resolution involves a baseball bat.

You didn't say "I am".

Topic I AM
Posted 02 Jul 2015 20:28



Listen you homophobic TROLL, while I AM loathe to admit it, even the likes of you CAN BE considered human (a sad statement about our species) but there was no mistake you arrogant, lying, bastard just more of the same cheap, tired BULL SHIT, from the same sad, sorry, cheap shit asshole!

I said my bad, what the fuck bruh? I am starting to think weavindreams isn't kidding in his posts.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 02 Jul 2015 20:15



I can't! I really hope you will though. :)

I got to typin' this time around.

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Topic Story Posters
Posted 02 Jul 2015 20:06

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 02 Jul 2015 20:02

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 02 Jul 2015 18:47

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 02 Jul 2015 18:46

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Topic I AM
Posted 02 Jul 2015 18:23



I AM NOT surprised that you're also either too drunk or too high to be able to read the post properly. The ONLY ASSHOLE involved is ..YOU! Is THAT the problem? Self medicating? Well with your lengthy list of mental problems that's understandable.

Well it was easy to assume you were saying you were giving me the asshole since you admitted to being a power bottom. I just thought that's what you do.

I am only human, I can make mistakes too. My bad.

Topic I AM
Posted 02 Jul 2015 18:21



but there really isn't much I can do OTHER than to give this weasel the satisfaction of allowing him to walk all over me...

So you finally admit that I am the Master and you are the sub? I am pleased.

Topic WTF?
Posted 02 Jul 2015 15:42

WTF, indeed... Norway, giving Japan a run for their money.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/LtlJEvHmO0o

How did you find that? Were you searching for huge cocks or something? LOL

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 02 Jul 2015 15:39

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