Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Woman Who Really Hates Mexican Flag loses her job over Hatred of Mexican Flag
Posted 01 Oct 2014 11:27



Hmmm, I wonder what would happen to me if I went to Mexico a flew my flag on their holiday?



You'd would probably just get charged 20 pesos for a churro instead of 10 pesos like the locals get charged because they know the broke gringos don't go to Mexico on vacation.

Topic Woman Who Really Hates Mexican Flag loses her job over Hatred of Mexican Flag
Posted 01 Oct 2014 06:36



In what way am I intollerant? I don't embrace the haters and those who's major goal is to bring down this great nation. But I do embrace all people from all races and ethnic group that desire to become part of what Thomas Jefferson described as a great experiment. What was that experiment? To see if many groups from many cultures could coexist in peace under ONE flag. America has its own culture based on freedom and liberty. I shed blood on the battle field not just for those that agree with me but for those that don't. One people from many cultures, many faiths and many races.

So I guess it pisses you off to see people flying their state flags as well?

Topic What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?
Posted 29 Sep 2014 20:39

https://33.media.tumblr.com/65c1f8a86cbf42af465def74b27682b8/tumblr_n7sg2zfHmY1smrznko1_500.gif

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 28 Sep 2014 10:56



funny. An ex tried that on me once. 10 years later i still suffer from ptsd. really not as funny as you'd think. just had to speak up on this one.

Not even the same thing I'm talking about.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:28

Not an Austin Powers fan? "Relax, Vanessa, don't have a thrombo."

It's slang derived from the medical condition known as deep vein thrombosis, or otherwise bursting a blood vessel. It's commonly used when people overreact to something fairly trivial.

She's just asking a question, Dude.

Don't hit me with that nerd shit.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:05



Felix

Lmao.

Learn life.

What a dumbass.

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 28 Sep 2014 05:00

You'd choke that bitch.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:48

I wouldn't want Felix to have another thrombo .



What..... Explain what that is in english.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:41



She's not changing her line of work. Then go away from the thread.



If a bartender makes you a drink in her house after hours (free, for lack of an appropriate term), it's just a friend making you a drink. That bartender isn't a bartender to her friends. She's just like everyone else throwing a motherfucking shindig. You wouldn't tell a friend, "oh yeah, go get a drink from the bartender" at that girl's own house, you goddamn elitist scum . The bartender is being a friend because she isn't charging. She's being a person, with hopes, dreams, and desires like everyone else. She should be treated with respect, dignity and appreciation.

Same goes for a prostitute. I'm being serious now, so don't say something hella stupid.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:27



Wrong. The prostitute is still there, she's giving it away for free.

It's not like she vanished into thin air.




Money has to be exchanged to make her a prostit... nevermind, this is stupid. this thread and conversation is stupid...and it's making me so annoyed right now.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:23



It's a what if question. Math not learned.

Lmao..Regaeman Man

Obviously...

Look, if zero money is taken... Then there is no prostitution. 0 - 0 = 0. Like, your question is fundamentally, grammatically, logically flawed.

Just nevermind. I don't know why I bother. I really don't.

Topic Guys-would you prefer free lap dances or an free encounter with a prostitute
Posted 28 Sep 2014 04:13

If she's free, she's not a prostitute.

Learn math.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 28 Sep 2014 03:53

Alright guys, message understood, a new competition will be announced shortly.

Announce it sheeply, please.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Sep 2014 03:28

//www.youtube.com/embed/cRB1PWDiMj0

(a bunch of angry dirty words)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:55

//www.youtube.com/embed/qFeMgB3CAIM

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the Grasmere
But listen pal, you're safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town
But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside
I wonder to myself

Burn down the disco
Hang the DeeJay
Because the music that they constantly play
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
Hang the DJ
Because the music they constantly play

On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down
Provincial towns you jog 'round
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
HANG THE DJ

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:33

Oh, the horror, as OMW said.
I can respect given creativity to Lushies, but it looks just bad and tasteless. Haven't seen one nice profile with transparency so far.


It totally looks like a turd sandwich, she.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 28 Sep 2014 02:22

Someone loose this? http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/350189029/inflatable_sheep_toy.jpg

Shee's Beautiful.

Topic NYPD Officer Filmed Slamming Pregnant Woman to Ground
Posted 24 Sep 2014 10:46



To which tools of death and violence do you refer? 1. Municipal Police Forces, 2. Government Agencies, 3. Suburbs

I recognize you are trying to be clever here but I don't quite understand what you are saying...

What I was wondering about is that you have said multiple times that people kill and hurt people not guns or weapons in threads about gun violence and the affect that guns have on the american psyche. You have defended guns and have said they are nothing more than tools and that they don't contribute to death and violence because it's people doing that but now you state here this below...

The municipal police forces and government agencies like the ATF, IRS, DEA, etc. keep equipping themselves with more and more powerful military weaponry. You now have police forces in the suburbs all dressing and armed like the S.W.A.T. team



It seems to contradict your previous stances of people hurting people and weapons, or tools like you call them, have nothing to do with wether people will commit violence.

It seems like you are saying police don't need to dress and arm themselves like a SWAT team in a suburb because suburbs are generally peaceful and that doing so makes them feel like they need to be more aggressive with the populace.

So it seems like you are contradicting yourself and I was asking you about it.

Topic Sexuality & Gender - how do you identify?
Posted 24 Sep 2014 09:51



I'm curious about bisexuality. I've often wished I was bisexual. It must be really awesome to see a really hot person of either gender and think, "Damn, I'd love to fuck that person's brains out." It's one of the pleasures in life that eludes me.

Hmm... Seems like you may already be on your way there if you're having thoughts like this.

Topic NYPD Officer Filmed Slamming Pregnant Woman to Ground
Posted 24 Sep 2014 09:49

Police have been becoming more and more abusive in the USA. This is a nation where the citizenry is fast becoming the enemy of the government. Big government = abusive government! The municipal police forces and government agencies like the ATF, IRS, DEA, etc. keep equipping themselves with more and more powerful military weaponry. You now have police forces in the suburbs all dressing and armed like the S.W.A.T. team.



Haven't you said multiple times that those are just tools and have nothing to do with death and violence?

Topic Sexuality & Gender - how do you identify?
Posted 23 Sep 2014 02:51

Buysexual.

I will get sexual if a woman buys me something cool. Even an older woman that's like 25 or 26.

Topic What one thing would draw the opposite sex to you?
Posted 23 Sep 2014 02:44

99% of you didn't understand the question and that saddens me.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 12:27



HELL NO!!

Love you Felix, but no, darling...just no. Big Hugs

I've told guys before that I'm some birdy's new boyfriend and to fuck off. Girls pull that shit all the time. What's the difference?

I'm giving welsh mal tips on how to go about this situation unscathed. I'm not giving him tips on how to give his wife a chance to make him think about what he's done lol.

The mistress should just go up to the wife and be like "He's mine now bitch, FIGHT ME!" while welsh mal chills in the car.

Topic What would you do if you caught you're brother in law sniffing & jerking off into yours dirt
Posted 21 Sep 2014 11:40

I was watching my sister in laws apartment one day & she came home early. She walked into her bedroom & saw me with a pair of her dirty panties wrapped around my face so I could sniff them & lick them clean & another pair in my hand jerking off. She just turned around & left. We haven't spoken of it since then, but I want to.
How would you feel if this happened to you?
What should I do now?

Is she prettier or uglier than your wife? This is actually a very important question.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 11:03

You could also have your mistress break it to her and avoid all the ugliness yourself.

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 10:43

Send her a short text with a frowny face.

Topic Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted 18 Sep 2014 09:57

Strip clubs are hella fun.

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 20:30

If I say yes, how many guys here will try to negotiate my price down? lol I'm Scotch, so I don't come cheap! :-)

I'll start at 12 euros. 12 is the magic number for scotch right?

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:57



I've aged

No shit

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:55

Yes. Probably an ugly one too laughing9

What about 500 and a cheeseburger? (Or a veggie burger)