Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Toy Review: ORA 2 ~ LELO's new and improved oral sex simulator!
Posted 20 Oct 2014 01:04

ORA 2: The World's Most Sophisticated Oral Sex Simulator Just Got Better

A review and comparison of LELO's award-winning bestseller!

Last year LELO launched the ORA - a ground-breaking little pleasure massager that performed in a way that endless vibrators before it simply could not. The big revelation behind its inception should seem obvious: Women like oral sex!

Most traditional vibrators are either focused on penetration or are reliant upon steady vibrations and pulses directly on the clit, that – let’s face it – feels nothing like a tongue. Not to mention that if you already own a couple of these kinds of vibrators, you’re probably left feeling like you’ve 'been there, done that.' After all, how many variations do you really need of a product that generally feels the same and does the same things?

ORA entered the market at the beginning of 2014 with her sleek midnight blue curves and swirling and rotating nub that can circle and flick against a clitoris like a tongue and vibrate at the same time. It quickly went on to become a bestseller and became the first ever sex toy to win a Cannes Lions Award.

Last week, LELO launched the ORA 2 – the new and improved second-generation model. If you were hesitant about buying the original, haven’t gotten around to it yet, or if this is all new to you, the ORA 2 might make a great new addition to your toy box.

There are several notable and very noticeable improvements.

The Look:

The ORA 2 retains the size, shape, weight and luxe feel of its predecessor. It's from LELO's insignia line, which means it has the signature metallic inlay detailing and the attention to aesthetics as well as performance. This is the kind of sex toy you wouldn't mind leaving in plain view on your nightstand or pulling out to use with a new partner. It looks good!

There is one very noticeable difference between the original ORA and the ORA 2, and the old saying, "size makes a difference," applies here. The most important feature on the ORA is the little nub that moves and swirls under its silicone skin sphere, like the tip of a tongue. And let's just say, it got bigger - way bigger!

Why is this important? It means more pressure on your clit, stronger swirls and who wouldn’t prefer a longer tongue-tip to a shorter one if you had the choice? This is by the far the best improvement to the original model – especially for women with a petite clit, like me.


The new ORA 2 employs the ‘Sensetouch™ Technology’ that LELO features on many of its other toys. Vibrations activate on contact with skin. Because of this, it does feel like it packs more power than the original model. If you put both versions on at full tilt, the ORA 2 provides more pressure, more vibration and generally a more intense experience on both the clit and labia.

There are ten stimulation modes and you can vary the intensity for each mode by using the '+' and '–' buttons. These patterns offer both vibration plus swirling (including full and half-swirls), and also just swirling and flicking on its own without the vibration effect that one certainly wouldn’t get with a real oral sex experience. Personally, I’m a fantasy-girl and tend to enjoy both sensations at full blast, but it’s nice to have the variety that the different stimulation modes offer. There are some good ones, especially if you appreciate a good tease. I had no trouble reaching orgasm with this model, in literally just a couple of minutes. If you’re used to just the sensations of a standard clit-massager and looking for something different, this is a welcomed change.

Noise Level:

I also noticed that the ORA 2 is significantly quieter than the original model. With the original ORA, you can hear the rotation. The new ORA hums at the same noise-level as LELO’s standard vibrators – you don’t hear the rotation at all. This is actually a huge improvement as far as I'm concerned, especially if you need to keep your play-time discreet or are using it with a partner.

It's Waterproof:

The original was waterproof and this one is as well. It’s a nice size to keep in the shower or on the side of your tub. Water or a bit of water-based lube is the perfect way to get that slippery tongue-tip feeling if you’re not already feeling juicy.

ps. You’ll get a small sample of lubricant in your ORA box, if you don’t already stock it in your bedside table.


This one comes with a USB-recharger instead of the standard wall chargers that I’ve been used to with LELO’s previous toys. Technically I’m not a fan of this, but it’s really up to personal choice. I prefer to charge directly from a wall socket, but the USB charger may offer more versatility, especially if you travel. ORA 2 is compatible with all of LELO’s chargers though, so if you already own other models, you can use those standard wall chargers without a problem.

Final Thoughts:

I know that second generation products can sometimes feel like it’s just another excuse to remarket and relaunch a product while only offering minor improvements, but this isn’t one of them. The bigger size of the ‘tongue tip’ nub, the significantly improved noise level and the added SenseTouch™ technology really do set this apart from the original.

I actually started wondering how large a toy like this could feasibly go with the tongue-tip nub before it would potentially become uncomfortable. Might an ORA 3 be on the horizon in years to come? Not to mention, I think a toy that combined the tongue-swirling ORA technology with the vibrating penetration length of the Soraya model would probably be an instant bestseller.

We’ll see what LELO comes up with in years to come. In the meantime, if you skipped buying the original ORA, you’ll want to put its successor on your wish-list. It’s a solid winner.

You can buy this on the LELO website or one of their retailers. It's also on the LUSH Store as well, so you can add it to your 'wish list' on your profile just in time for the holidays! :)


Disclaimer: products were provided to me for my honest feedback and review.

I could read serious reviews of advanced sex toys by you all day. I imagine you with glasses on and everything as you write this.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 19 Oct 2014 20:03

Right. Because that's EXACTLY the same as what I wrote. Jesus, project much?

I suppose it's unheard of that someone who makes their living 100% from being an attention whore might decide making up a false story to garner more attention for themselves might be profitable.

And I suppose that when she states that the police advised her to leave home for her own safety, we should give her 100% credibility, despite the fact that the police department having jurisdiction have no record of her even calling them to file a complaint.

Thanks, Sprite, for saving me from my own cynicism.

Because powerless idiots are everywhere, and the internet allows them to spread their vitriol without fear of repercussions. Even this site has its own complement of loudmouthed bullies. Meet them in real life, and you would see them for the weak bitches that they are.

Is that why you need to carry a gun with you nudie pants? Because you're so tough? Or because you're scared?

Seriously though, your last few posts come off so angry. Why does Anita Sarkeesian make you so angry? Have you seen her work? I play video games and what she says is true. It's disturbing how women are portrayed in many of them. It is the most misogynistic form of media there is sans porn.

Why do you have to call her a whore? Why do you need to discredit her? Your sources are laughable on that. Vague speculation from the criticized party is not evidence of anything. Many women receive rape and death threats... Are they all making it up?

It's funny how often you criticize the police for not doing a good job but now that it suits whatever strange point you are trying to make they are very thorough and would have a record of a phone call she made? I would like to know what your source is for this new stuff you're saying... It's not mad magazine is it?

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 18 Oct 2014 15:22

I wish you'd started a separate thread about this. The Anita Sarkeesian situation is important as a part of debate on guns and rape culture, but there are many more issues involved.

Women who write blogs, make videos and comment on other people's blogs, videos and posts get rape threats all the time. Why is that? Why is it so popular to threaten women with rape and violence for stating an opinion?

To be honest, there is nothing more stupid than a video game forum. If you seriously want to lose a few IQ points, search for a video game forum and start reading.

She's pointing out sexism in video games so of course the man-boys who have nothing else but video games on their minds go for the extreme reply of "I'm gonna rape you". You're dealing with guys who have probably never had girlfriends, any life experience, any responsibilities or anything. They think it's funny to say stuff like that.

It's like if a vegan goes on a rant about animal abuse and someone responds by saying "Shut up bitch I'm trying to enjoy my veal" or something stupid. It's just how stupid people reply to things. So you can imagine the level of stupid the internet combined with video games creates. It puts a spotlight on one of the stupidest types of guy there is.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Oct 2014 16:06

I'm not using someone else's intellectual property to make money. And you're still a douchebag. Scratch that. You're a parody of a douchebag.

You're focusing on something that has nothing to do with her message, the cancelled speech because of a mass murder threat, the first amendment or the second one... What you are doing though is victim blaming.

And calling me a parody of a douchebag isn't even an insult... Do you know what parody means? You're too stupid to even insult someone properly, Jesus Christ.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Oct 2014 11:44

Using Anita Sarkeesian is a really shitty example. First off, accusations have been made regarding improper use of copyrighted materials link and now a theory is gaining popularity that she made up the death threats for her own purposes. link

Firstly, the fact that video games are copyrighted material has nothing to do with her message about them. That picture in your avatar is copyrighted too but someone photoshopped over it and you are using it now. So I guess that negates anything you have to say since you are using copyrighted material. I am sure Johnny Cash wouldn't want to be associated with a foolish nudist on the internet.

Secondly, that article and source about her sending the death threats to herself is completely ridiculous. Their proof is the times they were screen capped, the sexual threats are actually female fantasies of hers and that they have proper spelling? LOL

Neck biting and blood drinking is a feminine vampire fantasy. This isn’t an angry gamer saying “I hate you, you’re destroying games.” This is a man who wants to overpower her and possess her sexually because he finds her so attractive.

In Anita’s fantasy, her stalkers are men overpowered by her beauty, who want to dispose of her beta provider and fulfill her darkest rape fantasies. Her stalker vacillates between wanting to “caress and taste” her and threatening to kill her loved ones so he can possess her. This is exactly the kind of bad writing found in the female dominated genre of romance novels, where a dangerous and powerful man can’t help but be driven to extreme acts by the intoxicating presence of the heroine.

That is their proof that she made the sexual threats to herself?

Yes, that’s right – perfect spelling and punctuation. Does that sound like any angry gamer you know? Plus, these tweets fit exactly under the 140 twitter character limit. Whoever made these planned and typed them out ahead of time.

Wow look at that evidence... These guys must be detectives.

And holy shit nudie pants... That website you got this from... Look at these articles. Any of the four categories (culture, game masculinity and lifestyle) lead you to laugh inducing articles... This website almost seems like its a parody.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Oct 2014 16:33

Soft ghetto.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Oct 2014 15:30


Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 15 Oct 2014 12:06

Was the second amendment more powerful than the first amendment this week?

Well known feminist media critic Anita Sarkeesian was forced to cancel a speech at Utah State University after police refuse to search for concealed weapons at the venue. She had received death threats stating that feminists and herself would be gunned down if she gave her speech. The school banned backpacks and would increase security and have a police presence but in the state of Utah it is illegal to ban guns if the carrier has a concealed weapons permit.

An email to Utah State University threatened “the deadliest school shooting in American history” if the school did not cancel a lecture Wednesday morning by a well-known feminist writer and video game critic.

"Feminists have ruined my life, and I will have my revenge, for my sake and the sake of all others they’ve wronged," read the message from a sender who claimed to be a USU student.

The message threatened to rain gunfire and shrapnel upon a lecture by Anita Sarkeesian, creator of a feminist video blog and a video series on misogyny in video games. She is scheduled to speak at 11:30 a.m. at the Taggart Student Center Auditorium.

"A Montreal Massacre style attack will be carried out," warned the message, sent to multiple departments and individuals around campus. "I have at my disposal a semi-automatic rifle, multiple pistols, and a collection of pipe bombs."

After consulting with local, state and federal law enforcement agencies, the university decided to host Sarkeesian’s lecture as scheduled, said USU spokesman Tim Vitale.

"We’re an institution of higher learning. We educate people. This is what we do," Vitale said. "This is a chance for students to listen for themselves to the topic, voice their opinions as they choose, and learn something."

The university planned to increase security for the lecture and forbid backpacks in the auditorium.

The writer goes by the moniker “Marc Lepine,” after a shooter who murdered 14 women at a Montreal engineering school in 1989. The writer, as Lepine did in his suicide note, wrote that “feminists have ruined my life.”

"We live in a nation of emasculated cowards too afraid to challenge the vile, misandrist harpies who seek to destroy them. Feminism has taken over every facet of our society, and women like Sarkeesian want to punish us for even fantasizing about being men."

He wrote that increased security was futile.

"Even if they’re able to stop me, there are plenty of feminists on campus who won’t be able to defend themselves," he wrote. "One way or another, I’m going to make sure they die."

Sarkeesian is most famous for her critiques of how women are depicted in video games and popular culture and has received many death threats and terror threats against her speaking engagements. Those threats have escalated since a 2012 online harassment campaign targeted her fundraising for the video series, “Tropes vs. Women in Video Games,” which analyzes female stereotypes in the games.

"Anita Sarkeesian is everything wrong with the feminist woman, and she is going to die screaming like the craven little whore that she is if you let her come to USU," the email states. "I will write my manifesto in her spilled blood, and you will all bear witness to what feminist lies and poison have done to the men of America."

Full article here -->

Does it make sense to ban all guns in the hands of citizens in an event like this where death threats have been made?

Is it wise to just allow the police, who work as a team and have more experience pulling their guns in public to be the only ones with guns at this event?

Do you think the fact that it was a feminist event have anything to do with the unwillingness to try and make this event go off in a safe manner?

Did Anita Sarkeesian make the correct decision to just cancel her speech? Does it set a bad precedent on how to deal with terrorist threats in the future?

Should she have given her speech anyway? Who would be to blame if someone did open fire and hit a student or cop or anyone?

Do you think she would have cancelled her speech if the person would have threatened her and her audience with anything else besides a gun?

Do you think that just because someone is a legal firearm carrier they won't snap one day and use that loophole to sneak a gun into a venue and kill people before killing themselves?

Anita Sarkeesian focuses a lot of her work on the portrayal of women in video games. Video games are still mostly played by males.

This is her YouTube channel on the subject. -->

She had been the target of multiple death threats because of these ideas.

Attacks on Sarkeesian and other women in the gaming industry have escalated along with a controversy that has become casually known as "#gamergate" on social media — but the associated threats have been anything but casual. Law enforcement agencies have opened investigations in multiple states after a dispute over the ethics of a female game designer’s relationship with a gaming journalist exploded into a flurry of rape and death threats.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 Oct 2014 21:44


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 Oct 2014 21:25


Topic do guys like when girls
Posted 14 Oct 2014 12:22

The question was asked to guys, not straight guys!
You're a fine one to criticise a post, considering some of the antagonistic ones you have made!

Play stupid all you want.

You know it was asked to straight guys. Why would a girl ask gay guys if they like pussy on their leg? It makes no sense.

Topic do guys like when girls
Posted 14 Oct 2014 11:29

So my leg would have to bare! A hairy pussy sliding up and down it, dribbling juice. Let me think about that one.
I'll pass on it, thanks anyway. A bit like having an alsation hump my leg. confused1

You know, you don't see straight guys going into gay threads to say they pass on whatever the thread is about. Of course you'll pass on a girl rubbing her pussy on you. You're gay... What is the point of your post? To remind everyone you're gay for the billionth time? You do it in every single post you make.

What if I went into all the gay threads to be like "as a straight man I think balls in my hand are gross" or whatever the hell the thread is about? It would be annoying, right? It would seem like I was being insensitive or maybe even hateful, right?

She asked a fairly normal question for Lush and you compared her to a dog. It sounds like you hate women when you repeatedly go out of your way to make posts like this.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 13 Oct 2014 13:57

Magical Felix

Magical felix- his pacing is suburb, it pulls me further and further into the story. One to try

Magical_Felix - His stories are totally bad-ass!


Magical Felix

Magical Felix

Wow, thanks guys. That's awesome.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 13 Oct 2014 13:27

I've been in many situations where we were plainly outnumbered by the people we were dealing with, and only skill at de-escalating someone's temper saved them from instigating a lethal force incident.


Topic Disciplining and correcting your sub
Posted 13 Oct 2014 13:14

Remind her that she is in a long distance sub/master relationship. She will probably cry and not get out of bed for several days. That'll show her.

Topic Do you remember the first thing to turn you on?
Posted 13 Oct 2014 09:20

Topic I need help with some advice
Posted 12 Oct 2014 16:29

Maybe you should trim it up a bit before you tell him how you feel. Come clean when you come clean, if you will.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 17:13

Fine, fine, I won't intervene between you and that fat bitch. You can degrade that obese slutbag in any way you want, I promise, you'll keep exclusivity on insulting her grotesque dumpy ass.

That was uncalled for. She's a person with real dreams and hopes.

Just kidding, it's probably some stupid dude that gets off on weird shit like this.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 16:58

Oh god, someone willingly asking to be degraded publicly.

Hey Felix, feel like teaming up on that one?

Don't piggy back on my shit.

Get it?

Piggy back.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 16:52

Don't start stupid threads like this or I'll cut some bacon off your back.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:30

I'm not sure how you came to that incorrect conclusion.

No, you haven't "got it" and I'm guessing you won't, you seem to have missed my point completely.

Anyway MF, we're hogging the thread here, so I will step back.

Feel free to PM me if you're not done yet xx

I came to it by reading your posts. I then went to the homepage to see what you are talking about and all I saw was one story with a step sibling tag.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:18

No, that's not what I said.

I can (and do) choose not to read the stories by flicking my middle finger and moving along.

The category was banned.

I would prefer to have the choice not to see them at all.

I think I've made my position quite clear.

So as you are scrolling on the homepage the tag "step sibling" is what is ruining your experience. One little tag on a story. Got it.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:09

I know that they are there because I see them when I open the Lush Stories home page. That's one of the points I made before - I can't block them now - did you not understand my post?

And yes, incest offends me, always has. I make no apology for that.

The category was banned but is now insidiously back on the site, I think that's a real shame.

So like what? The story includes "step sibling fucking" in the title or something? And you are not able to scroll past that? That is what you are saying?

I just looked at the homepage now... Seems like there is one step sibling story and it is well tagged. You said that the reluctance is fine because it is well tagged.

On a side note... I see there is a story on the front page tagged "rape" what verifier approved that? LOL

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:55

I don't read them, but I also would rather not see them on my personal version of the Lush home page. At least, when it was a bona fide category, I had that option.

In BDSM and reluctance, there seems to be a difference in that it is role play or whatever and it's generally well tagged and I would be hesitant and careful in my reading of those categories, but the whole psuedo thing is pretty blatant.

At least reinstate the banned genre, or please make it a category that can be blocked. I personally don't want to see it and I don't want it sneaked in the back door (fnarr).

If you say they aren't tagged and you don't read them... How do you even know they are there then?

The BDSM and reluctance are as thinly veiled as a step sibling story. It just offends your sensibilities where a reluctance story could offend someone else. Everything is bound to offend someone.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:38

"technically" that may be the case, but I'm sure you are aware what has happened here - it's just psuedo/step/soft/incest - remove the "step" and it's the same as it was before the ban. Too much onus on the mods? Either you allow it or you don't - now, you are allowing it, under a changed name. It's easy - if it's between relatives, step or otherwise, then (in my opinion) it falls under the incest category - to call it taboo is a cop out.

Honestly, I think it's a retrogade step and as I mentioned before, you can't even block it any more - or is there a way to block step incest that I'm unaware of?

I thought it was a brave move to remove the category, which I applauded, but now it appears to be back, sneakier, but just as strong as ever...

Allowing step incest is very far from black and white in my opinion. It's simply allowing a softer, more palatable (UGH) version of it to appease those who demand it.

You might as well reinstate the original category and at least be honest about your stance and allow those, who don't wish to see it, a way to not have to see it.


You can say that about most of the categories. Like, take reluctance for example. You take out a couple lines here and there and it might as well be rape. If you put the lines back in, it is now reluctance.

Just don't read step sibling stories if you don't like them.

Topic Just imagine , If Boys can read your mind ? are you afraid of this ?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:34

*does best to keep a straight face*

In all seriousness, some would. Not all, but some.

For the record. I would use this power to drop panties and get my bills paid.

Topic When you drink alone?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:31

Yes Hera. If you were alone and you had a drink that qualifies you drunken

I'm about the same as you perhaps even less often. Even then I will only have one. Im very careful now not to do anything to upset cows. The cow thing was ten years ago when I was young and silly. I'm sure she has recovered from the insults by now. Lol

Are you sure you're not drunk right now ?

Topic When you drink alone?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 15:16

Do you drink when you're alone? If you do/have before, have you done anything you were ashamed of or you think was hilarious or just downright mean?

I got absolutely shit-faced one night while drinking alone at home. A week prior to this, one of my boyfriends female friends had ticked me off big time. I woke up the morning after my drinking spree terribly hung over and couldn't remember much. I went to my living room and saw a couple of messages on my phone. Well there were 5 to be exact. They were from the female friends husband telling me several times that if I ever phoned their house again calling his wife a cow and mooing he would come to my house and slap my face. Then I remembered. In my drunken haze I had phoned her because evidently she ticked me off even worse when I was drunk. Her name was Deirdre and that name always reminded me of a cow. Sooooo according to him I had phoned their house repeatedly mooing at "Deirdre the cow". I never saw them again. T

Trinket, no.

If you need help or you need to talk to someone, I'm here.

Topic What was your High School Mascot?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 22:26

Topic Your total turn off word?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:58

Quit acting like a rectum with me, you stupid ding-a-ling.

I'm just going to act like I didn't see this.