Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Pizza: Settle a disagreement!
Posted 25 Jun 2015 20:38

It depends on the type of pizza it is. That looks like it is hand tossed and really thin crust. Most places where I live that make this type of pizza bake them in a brick oven and they look very similar to that picture and they are delicious. If you are talking about pizza hut pizza, dominos or frozen pizza then no, it is overdone because the heat is not the same as a brick oven and it takes longer to actually burn the pizza like that so it comes out dry and tough instead of crunchy in some places adding some nice texture to the soft part of the dough under the sauce.

I'm getting hungry now.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 23:08

I am laughing with Magical-Felix because I "get him" and can read him so well.
I am laughing at the idea of someone representing every female. (Without knowing)

I am laughing ... Which is a good thing, right?



See, at least one woman on Lush doesn't think I'm still in grade school. The hottest one, I might add.

I am sleepy now.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Jun 2015 21:23

https://38.media.tumblr.com/726d2ba2f66ccbc73bc953e40abef4da/tumblr_np6bnnxU8M1s5e5bko1_400.gif

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 21:16



I AM not afraid if that were the case the two that have already BEEN published would never have been submitted. As to your "grade school experience" the entire site including every female on it can clearly see that it still isn't over. The level of "maturity" you've shown here is obvious proof of that. You are still an arrogant, childish, coward and provocateur. "Paramour"? REALLY? Or, is that, as I strongly suspect, yet one more joke the only difference being that it IS funny.

I am skeptical because you insinuated that you don't post your stories because you think you will be trolled. That sounds like you're scared. Pretty silly thing to fear really.

Every female on the site huh? Well then, I will consider that quite an achievement. Did you take a poll or something? How do you know this?

Arrogant, childish, coward, provocateur... I object to only one of those.

And yes, really. Paramour is the title of my last story. And yes, parts of it are funny. Not sure what your objection to the word paramour is though. You're starting to sound really nutty again.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 08:38



I AM also sure that the several friends, too include a few of this site's most highly regarded writers, who have told me I SHOULD publish said stories are people whose opinions I TRUST. Unlike a certain TROLLING, FLEA INFESTED OVER SIZED PUSSY! (The "grade school stuff" yeah, I'm SURE you have LOADS of experience with that!)

https://upload.lushstories.com/1177653588-felix.jpg

I have about 6 years of grade school experience. 7 if you want to count kindergarten. Something tells me your number is either a lot higher or a lot lower.

I am suggesting that if you trust their opinion then go ahead and post them. Why are you so scared? Don't be scared. That's it.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 05:57



Lion? LOLI AM laughing hysterically... just because they call you a great big pussy doesn't mean your a lion!

A great big pussy does not concern himself with the opinion of a power-bottom either.

It's 'you're' by the way... You said you wrote 20 stories but you don't even know the difference. That's like grade school stuff.

Topic One piece, sexier than bikinis ?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:58




I think this is so super cute! Maybe not the color, but I do really like it.

I think it really depends on a girl's figure.

I wouldn't mind seeing that hot little clutterbutters in a no piece, knowhatimsayin?

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:53



thats your call Jack you've made that well known what your opinion of me is and very publicly.

I am wondering why kiera is butthurt now because she did call me an arsehole. I mean, that would be an opinion about me and publicly.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:42



Is that a cuppa Jack

Awsome now shh its Glastonbury this weekend be nice.,,Ill be posting it on here

I am wondering if it's only coffee in keira's cup or something higher octane.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:34



coffee

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/71/f3/33/71f3335c75e53b4ccd56c5be8484552c.jpg

Topic One piece, sexier than bikinis ?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:22

Nah... I like small two pieces. I only like using my imagination when I'm reading.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:08




https://pp.vk.me/c622119/v622119942/3756a/Xhmx9u-UEsU.jpg

I AM not posting often for good reason. The SAME REASON, I haven't seen fit to bother publishing ANY of the over 20 stories I've already written for friends... Would ANYONE care to guess why?

I am guessing that they're not good enough to post?

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:07



I am wondering if anyone else thinks ur an arshole coffee

I am reminding you that a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

https://pp.vk.me/c622119/v622119942/3756a/Xhmx9u-UEsU.jpg

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 15:20

I AM making progress with some things....slowly.

I am wondering if it's the power bottom thing? It's best to take that slowly.

Topic What is your ideal sexual partner?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 15:18

One that can win loads of coupons with her voice.
Or maybe someone that believes kidnap is a master plan to achieve great things.




Not sure if a post has confused me more than this, ever, in the history of lush posts I have read.

To answer the question though. My personal trainer is as smoking hot as they come. She's a little mean too, I like that.

Topic US Treasury making a new $10.00 to feature a woman in 1st time in over a century!
Posted 23 Jun 2015 09:43

It should definitely be Martha Stewart. Most talented woman ever and she's nice and thick.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Jun 2015 19:20

https://www.youtube.com/embed/fou1dv4AYWg

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 22 Jun 2015 19:06

This is how systemic racism works. You show the killer smiling as a cute kid and blame the internet. Now the non white guy who saved his mother...well you make sure to bring up his troubled past and post a mug shot looking pic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH_oPgsUEAATGW9.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH_oPhCUYAAlQWT.jpg

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:18



That's what I was thinking too. If she's flirting with you online and you're flirting back, even if it is online, it is STILL cheating. Your wife is better off without you OR her sister.

Whoa whoa whoa... Relax. Let the guy have a little fun.

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:17

Magical Felix - lol, we flirt in a nice way not a really dirty way and she does love her sister (my wife) very much. It's just the way me & her seem to talk to eachother. She's smacked me on the ass before but I not grabbed hers.... That would be like heaven, her butt is fantastic!



She smacks your ass? Fucking smack hers too, what the hell. Dip right into the crack, fuck it.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:15


You are hiding behind the rhetoric and sarcasm that you've made yourself experience by willfully being impolite in the face of my objection to it.

I bet you're the kind of guy who doesn't hesitate to make some noise or perhaps pick up a hockey stick to make a point to the folks in your life. Or at least that's what I've learnt from your responses to me here. And I really hope you're not secretly pleased to read this.



I'm openly pleased to read it actually.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 21 Jun 2015 15:26



I don't wanna talk to you. You're too impolite.

I don't want to talk to you either. You're too stup-...uh, I mean misguided.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 13:41



There aren't different races, except in some people's ignorance

Well yes, but you know what I mean. As long as there's something to make us look, sound, or act differently there will be prejudice and hate. As little as that difference is. Even if we all looked exactly the same, people will find a way to discriminate.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 11:27

I agree that would be more fair and balanced. However, they make no apologies for their biases and unlike, most other media, they label a program as opinion or analysis, rather than a news broadcast laced with opinion.

Back to the real topic: The killings of AME should be labeled exactly for what they were: Domestic Terrorism motivated by Race Hating White Supremacy thinking. It should be condemned by any person with a halfway normally thinking brain.

Except they repeat how they are fair and balanced about a million times a day...while being obviously conservative. It's really weird. They contradict themselves. That or they like to insult the intelligence of their viewers. Or they really are aiming for the people who are too dumb to realize it. Who knows...

And I agree with your second statement there. It's like saying cancer is bad...but yeah, it's a statement I agree with.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:53

(I watch the five daily and I believe fox is the most fair and balance news) There are 4 unabashed conservatives and 1 unabashed liberal. They discuss perhaps 10-15 different subjects daily. I believe it was Wed or Thurs, the entire show focused on this item only. I am sure that a number of the shows did the same on Fox News.

You believe Fox News is far and balanced yet the panel consists of 4 conservatives and only 1 liberal? Balanced would be 2 and 2 or 3 and 3... And I'm just gonna take a wild guess that the conservatives are the hot chicks wearing skirts with the camera mounted about couch level and the liberal is some easily cornered by logic goofball.

Fox is about as balanced as the nutrition at McDonald's. But hey, they know their audience they give them what they want while also making them believe they are real news. Much like McCafe or a McSalad that's worse than eating a cheeseburger. "This shit is healthy! It's a salad!"

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:44

What Sprite says is absolutely true; they were killed because of the color of their skin.

Dani, I didn't mention race in that part of my remarks about gun control. I only stated that people bent on any type of hatred will naturally gravitate towards those places that are defenseless, like many Chicago neighborhoods where they have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation and the highest homicide rate. Tell me gun control laws work ... I don't think so.

And the gift of a gun to someone who has had the drug and mental issues like this man, should be criminal. If that is proved to be the case, the giver of this gun should be prosecuted right along with this bastard.

Passing gun control laws when a society is already flooded with guns does not make for accurate statistics. Plus those laws are only considered strict when compared to the rest of the gun laws in the US where the gun laws are some of the most lax in the entire world. Gun registries and laws similar to the way we treat cars is what is needed to make any kind of difference in that regard.

Race is another story. As long as there are different races there will be racism. It's sad but true. Maybe in a million years we'll all mix together but something else will replace racism once it's gone. Like if we all look alike then people will be prejudice of what district or barrio someone is from, or height or weight or left handedness or religion or some other bullshit. Prejudice will always be there, always. It's just in our nature to be shitheads.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:30

The breeze going on in this desert as I wait right now.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 07:53

For all of you on here who love to bash Fox News and conservatives, I doubt that any of you watched the coverage of this horrible tragic event on Fox News. From the very start they labeled this as a case Domestic Terrorism and gave the background in detail about the victims and as much information about this creep as quickly as the details emerged. I take great issue with trying to lump all conservatives in the White Supremacy Conspiracy (Dani). This bastard is and has been full of hatred and ignorance for a very long time. Normally in an incident like this I would say that he should be locked in a room with the families of the victims for them to dole out proper justice, but not in this case. To a person, it seems that all of the members of the victims families and the community at large have such a deep Christian faith that they would only forgive this animal instead of doling out the only just punishment we have available. This bastard needs to be put to death, period!

Regarding the lesser issue in this case, did you happen to notice that this killer found a place where it was obvious that no one would be there who might have been armed themselves. And for all of you gun control advocates just think about this and other cases. The killers do not attack victims that can or will likely defend themselves. The only people who are controlled by gun control legislation are law abiding citizens. The criminals and the fucking nut cases, extremists and haters will always find the weapons to create their havoc and to maim and kill. Additionally, to a person, the politicians who advocate gun controls are highly protected individuals surrounded by, in most cases, an armed security detail.

And the only people who seem bent on maintaining and furthering racial divide in this country seems to me to be lead by the demagogues lead by the likes of our President, his former Attorney General Eric Holder, the "Reverend" Al Sharpton and now by Hilary Clinton in her campaign rhetoric. I'm sure that there are those also on the right at the extremes who also proffer racial divisions, but I totally tune out any hint of the spewing of such ignorant and hateful opines, on both the left and the right.

As a white man who grew up in the E. St. Louis area, I have witnessed personally the damage this type of hatefulness can render on us who, although even being a conservative, try to see people as people, not black, not white, not brown, but just people; and who try to see Americans as just Americans, not African-Americans, not Native-Americans, not Mexican-Americans, just Americans. And I believe that most Americans are capable of this type of thought and are tired of the hate mongers that attempt to deepen the divisions in this country. We are truly a melting pot of the world and can all benefit by inclusiveness, not division.

What happened in that historical AME church in Charleston SC is truly a tragedy and was definitely a hate crime and an act of terrorism to be condemned by all. Now we mourn the loss the the lives of each of these victims as a nation with the Christian values that to a person, each attempted to live daily, in their shortened lives.


A gun control advocate would tell you that it's obscene that one person can gift a gun to another. If it wasn't so ridiculously easy to obtain a gun and if it were illegal to gift someone a gun, this probably wouldn't have happened. Derp.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 14:57



What???? You said, if Chuckpoo were to run at you full speed it wouldn't take much for you to have him rolling around on the ground. I was asking you how so. You have no sense of humor.

I've seen hair pulling, biting in soccer highlights, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit if a player has been kicked in the nuts before .

I thought you were making a claim that soccer is as brutal as Gridiron football. They're completly different sports .

Don't pull my hair bro!! ok?



Its called physics... But they don't teach that in the special classes you were obviously in. If you're running full speed and you're clipped you will fall and roll around. It's physics...

And please. I would not touch that hair of yours. It looks like I'd get a staff infection from it. Lol