Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:01

I would think it depends on the mental state of the person. Similar to how just because a man likes anal play does not make him homosexual by default or even bisexual. A man can enjoy anal play by himself or from his WOMAN and not want it from a man. Some however, are gay or bi, but it is not a default. I think the same would be true for females. Some might be bisexual, and others might just like the stimulation the activity and toy provides without the mental connection of it being a "man" thing. Heck, even fingers are "phallic" in a way.

Seems like you have put a lot of thought into this. Lots of late nights wondering.

I have found that when it comes to homosexuality, it is normally the females who get militant and hateful of the opposite sex. Males don't seem to really have that issue. I have NO idea why it is like that for some women though... it is really unappealing, even if you are not sexually attracted to them. It is a negative that is simply toxic. And it sounds like the woman you describe is that type.

What do you base this claim on? You would have to spend considerable time with gay men to come to this conclusion. What a ridiculously naive blanket statement about lesbians this is.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:57

Well, a girl can't really fuck herself with a donut shaped dildo, can she?

Topic what is your partner preferred age
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:54

18 1/2 - 19 1/2.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:41

This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it. Nutbag

I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 01:02

I need to find a cartoon character :)

Who wants to help me out?

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 21:27

No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".

I didn't come close to calling her a bitch, but ok.

She is a bit of a dumbass though.

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 21:24

Bitch, I'm flawless.

Topic Was 9-11 an inside job?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 20:52

I would imagine that there would be some reward or goal for the American government to orchestrate 9/11, no? If it were to be an inside job, what was the point? What did they want to get out of it? An excuse to invade Iraq? That's what we did as a result. To be honest, we didn't need 9/11 to invade Iraq. They could have faked an attack on an embassy or boat or something much easier and in a less sinister way. Why kill thousands when a couple deaths would have done the same trick? They could have just said they found WMDs like they said and invaded anyway. Same thing with Afghanistan. We could have just said that we were fed up with the Taliban and its abuse of human rights and invaded and we would have looked ten times better in the eyes of the world than we did after 9/11. Was it money? If it was about the insurances of these buildings... They could have brought them down at night and reduced casualties. I just don't see what the reward for the conspirators would be.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 17:57

So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...

Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...

Did you just call me a bitch?

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 12:11

I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store... drunken

Sex with you is like this?


Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:48

you're trying to hard, Jack, it smells of desperation. obviously you can tell when you're out classed.

Looks like I win. Again.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:44

here's the one you'll need to get to MY level.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:19

sometimes i feel the need to stoop to your level, puto.

You're going to need one of these to get to my level.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:10

sorry, no go - it's already well documented that i am the original kitty girl. plus, if you'll look carefully, the dog has no balls... that's pretty much you in a nutshell. :)

The un-cleverness of this post is shocking.

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:08

sounds like someone needs to pop a couple of midol and change their tampon.

Comparing men to women to imply weakness is disgusting, antiquated and frankly, it offends me. Women are just as strong as men.

I would like to apologize on sprite's behalf to any young members reading this.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:00

Jack, you're the dog. pretty much everyone else figured that one out. get with the program.

That dog looks blonde. Plus everyone knows I use a black and white cat as my avatar. Take Liz' subtle hint. You lost this one.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:57

Looks like I'm winning in that picture...

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:45

it would be a lot for someone publishing for the first time, though. lyrics are always a nice touch, but unless they are integral to the plot, it's probably wiser to just mention the song title.

It's not that much.. A starving artist spends way more on paints and supplies before they even consider selling a piece. Plus those prices were from some of the more popular songs of all time. I'm sure indie music or just less popular music is way more affordable to use. Like the George Michael song was cheap - yeah he sucks - but that was only 200. Some indie artists might even let you use it free if you play the advertising angle.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:40

Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs? scratch

That sounds more fun on paper, trust me. Once you realize how cold the ice cream feels, it's a rather limp endeavor.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:35

This is a really interesting article on how much it costs an author to licence song lyrics (if anyone is interested):

That doesn't seem like that much really. Especially for an established author who knows they will sell books. I have used lyrics before and in all but one instance they weren't really needed to tell the story though. Even when I felt the lyrics were perfect I still could have written around using them but 500-1000 doesn't seem like all that much for a novel. Especially if they are perfect for a plot twist reveal or part of the ending or something like that.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:21

I'm sure it could, but it could be a bit sticky. Luckily, someone posted an 'alternative' way to clean your anus with a dildo in the shower, so you should be good to go and there won't be any sticky residue up your bum. bootyshake thumbup

I was just confused. Thought it was to be used locally at first.

Sounds like you speak from experience.

Carry on.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:39

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:23

OG... prison talk eh?

You got some 'splaining to do now, Rickie Regaeman Man

OG = Original Grandpa

Rickie? Do you think I'm someone's fakie? confused1 I think I'm sad now. Take the tin foil cap off dude.

Topic Playing on peoples emotions.
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:52

Are you referring to what goes on out in the real world or what occurs online? They are very different environments.

And yes, most in the real world know exactly what they are doing. I call 'em predators, chainsaws, gold diggers . Whatever.

The key is to recognize when you're being played...and hell, turn it around on them.

You were the target of gold diggers?

I want to hear that story. Surely no one has ever targeted you because of the money... Tell us a story.

The key is to recognize when you're being played... and hell, turn it around on them.


Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:41

Shake it and fake it til you make it, Jack.

You're constantly nipping at all the big dogs ankles. And what is your gain? Some degree of notoriety?

I'm wearing you like mud on my cape. 'Course I always have.

Put your keystone light down, son.

Big dog... Yes you are. You are the big dog of the internet. Not gonna argue that. It's why I look on in awe. There goes wmm, internet OG.

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 07 Aug 2013 20:47

A timely and possibly profitable diversion.

Qaeda Messages Prompt U.S. Terror Warning

"Obama administration officials publicly declined to discuss what specific information had prompted the increased alarm and alerts, citing a desire to protect classified sources and methods.

But intercepting electronic communications is one of the National Security Agency’s main jobs, as the documents leaked by Edward J. Snowden, a former N.S.A. contractor, have only underscored. At the request of intelligence officials, The New York Times withheld some details about the intercepted communications.

Some analysts and Congressional officials suggested Friday that emphasizing a terrorist threat now was a good way to divert attention from the uproar over the N.S.A.'s data-collection programs, and that if it showed the intercepts had uncovered a possible plot, even better."

The old guy's use of links, italics and bolding gives this post a sense of urgency which is refreshing for this topic. The pep in his step makes me want to care about this. It makes me feel like I can make a difference. Look at him go.

+1 wmm

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:32

see my previous reply, please. Regaeman Man

You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:28

You wanna to turn your two scoops of vanilla into a sundae, girl?

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:13

I always thought it was fucking a white girl.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 07 Aug 2013 16:43

Can it be used as lube for a more direct application?