Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:30

Yes, she's awesome. Yes, she's topless.


Topic what are you wearing now
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:14

Hot day in Seattle...just wearing a tank and panties after my shower.

I clicked on this thread just to see if you were gonna say you were wearing your sexy scrubs. This was even better.

Topic If a guy wants to give you a BJ, what will be your reaction?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:11

Oh I have pussies! evil4

Oh I see, so you play it coy. Like a cat.

Topic Wondering If I Am The Only One....... House in Order
Posted 05 Aug 2013 21:29

A real master would never post a topic like this. Sounds like whining. A real master wouldn't whine about other masters. Other masters shouldn't even register.

Also, working years to be a master... Personality isn't a skill to be practiced. It's not like painting or playing guitar. Just sayin.

Topic Schoolgirl dead after online bullying
Posted 05 Aug 2013 20:09

Hannah's father Dave Smith wrote on Facebook: "On Friday morning my daughter was found hanged last night i seen her ask fm account and someone had been telling her to die. The person that created this web site should be done for mansluaghter (sic) any parents that have children please dont (sic) let them go on this site. My heart is broken in 2 and is gonna take along time to repair i just hope that none of you have to go through the pain im goin through rite now and love u all. Wats left after hannah took here own life."

Just from reading the parent's comments, I assume they are of below average intelligence. They are giving a quote about their daughter's death and look at that shit... It is like 5th grade english.

There is no way a girl was healthy of mind and body before going on and the site then turned her to suicide. NO WAY. This reeks of parents in denial about what was really going on with their girl and looking to blame somebody. I sure hope they don't try to sue for money at one point. That would be really disgusting. Especially if they have other children. I actually think that they are in danger of hurting themselves too and something else will be to blame. Bullies at school, a drug dealer, a boyfriend/girlfriend etc.

It is human nature to pick on the weak, agreed. It is also human nature to fight back, to defend, to pick on the bullies as well. That is what should be instilled in children. To do something about it themselves. Because most of the time, no one else will.

Topic Is oral a make or break?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 07:42

Depends on wether she makes up for it on the back end.

Topic If a guy wants to give you a BJ, what will be your reaction?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 07:40

You'd give him a come hither look? What?

Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:59

No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your daughter to be treated.

It's funny because it's lush.

Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:52

No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)


Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:51

No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.


Topic Gentlemen - Do you shave with a cut throat razor?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:41


"I have never let a woman shave me. I would never tempt any girl that knows me in this way... I would probably deserve her "slipping up"."
bs bs

Don't lie .... You would let me angel7

I suppose. If I felt it was my time to go.

Topic Gentlemen - Do you shave with a cut throat razor?
Posted 02 Aug 2013 00:40

Amazon has all you need and plenty of choices of styles, prices, etc.

Actually... A store called the Art of Shaving would be a better place for someone to start out if they want to go this route. I'm sure there is some kind of store locator on the Internet. The Art of Shaving.


I have thick even hair on my face. Like a fucking lumberjack so I use a beard trimmer to keep a 5 o'clock shadow all the time. Electric shavers are useless and using a razor leaves my face too clean and babyish. Sometimes, just sometimes I'll let it grow out a bit in the winter but get bored fast and cut it all off again. Usually depends on what hairstyle I have. I change that a lot too. I'm blessed with fast growing, thick black hair.

I have never let a woman shave me. I would never tempt any girl that knows me in this way... I would probably deserve her "slipping up".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 31 Jul 2013 23:56

Boo hoo!


Topic Fuck or Pass?
Posted 30 Jul 2013 22:53

I'd fuck you then pass out.

Hopefully, one or both of us cum before I pass out. No guarantees.

Topic Replying to the Moderator who approves your story?
Posted 30 Jul 2013 22:20

I never thank them. I just think, "Pfff, it was your privilege. Sheit."

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 30 Jul 2013 22:15

Her profile is very feminine and inviting. It's sexy without trying.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 30 Jul 2013 22:05

It says her age. That's useful.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 29 Jul 2013 21:30

Mint Juleps. I do declare.

Topic What does pussy juice taste/smell like?
Posted 29 Jul 2013 21:25

Yeah, it's the closest thing I can think of... scent-wise too. Fresh coconut. :)

Edit - with maybe that slippery viscosity of oyster juice after you've had a few orgasms.

You just had to ruin it by mentioning oyster juice.

Topic What does is mean when your boyfriend doesnt want to read your sexual experiences?
Posted 29 Jul 2013 19:01

Ok so I have a boyfriend, and since we met I have added spice to his sex life. I bite and I scratch. I even write my stories. I asked if he has read any but he says he does not want to read my past sexual experiences? Yet he would not explain why. So fellas why would he not want to read them he wont even read my fantasy stories??

Maybe he just doesn't think your writing is very good and he's being nice.

Topic Why is squirting such a huge turn on for guys?
Posted 29 Jul 2013 18:36

Why is squirting such a huge turn on for you guys?

It's not.

Topic Vagina smacking
Posted 29 Jul 2013 12:30

It feels really really good. Have you ever tossed a pebble in water and watched the ripples? It's kind of the same thing. Well it's exactly the same thing. I personally like having my clit 'smacked'. It's like all sensation focuses on that one spot and then spreads out. It feels really fucking incredible. Whether it's with a hand or a cock, it feels good. But with a cock, it's especially good because a hard cock feels like iron encased in velvet. You get that hard yet soft sensation at the same time...coupled with this ripple effect. It's really amazing, and it sets the tone for some intense orgasms.

Your vagina ripples like a body of water?


Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 29 Jul 2013 12:02

I didn't think you would have the balls to answer my questions. Do you lack the ability to be intellectually honest? Or are you just not interested in abandoning intellectual dishonesty?

I crumbled under your intellectual superiority. confused1 This isn't exactly an intellectual conversation though... I'm actually not sure what it is.

I chose not to "answer" everything you said because all you did was say the same thing over again. I was not interested in reading the same thing once again if I would have responded to all your dumb points.

I relate to people as equals, neither inferior or superior to me. Some people appreciate that. Others have entitlement beliefs. Are your friends entitled to unlimited sacrifice from you? Are you entitled to unlimited sacrifice from them?

This is a dishonest statement. Your posts sound like those of a narcissist. You do not relate to people as equals. You think you're better than them. Anyone that has wasted their time reading anything you've posted can clearly see this. This statement of equality from you is laughable at best. This is probably why you have a hard time doing favors for people. Because no one likes to do favors for you because your narcissism makes you come off as a prick. I'm being intellectually honest now. People think you are a prick. You can tell and that is why you keep score like you do. The favors people are inspired to do for you are few and small. It has made you bitter and it's obvious to everyone.

Reflect and better yourself.

Topic how many of here have stored porn in there cell or PC.and watch it during working
Posted 29 Jul 2013 00:06

Porn at work? Sounds like a problem. Good luck with that.

Topic For those who like mom's
Posted 28 Jul 2013 23:44

I've been with single moms before and to be honest, it was a huge pain in th ass. I'd either feel like she wasn't paying enough attention to the kid and I'd feel guilty but I couldn't say shit cause she'd be like "you ain't her dad". Or it would be like, you can't drive your car over here cause my kid doesn't like the color blue... It's like, what the fuck, this kid is so spoiled. It's a really awkward spot to be in. It's like a guy can't win. Even when the kid liked me a lot, to the point I thought the kid would rather spend time with me than the mom, it would create jealousy rather than her thinking it was good the kid liked me and actually learned things. It was so fucked up. Just my experience though.

Topic Do you believe in psychics?
Posted 28 Jul 2013 23:33

How come all these psychics are poor n shit? Can't they ever predict something useful for themselves? I mean what person with the ability to see the future chooses to make pennies by reading strangers palms rather than benefitting themselves from their psychic ability. It's bullshit.

You don't see the writers of Jean Grey and professor X writing them as palm readers or ghost hunters do you? That would be stupid... They write them in an amazing fashion much like real psychics would be if it actually existed.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 28 Jul 2013 23:27

My thoughts on abortion are this...

As things currently stand, it is legal and relatively readily available in my country, The United Kingdom. As far as I know, there are no plans to change this.

In my opinion, if it IS legal, then we shouldn't really be judging people who exercise their rights to terminate a pregnancy. It is their legal right, it's that simple. Why should it be more acceptable for one woman to end her pregnancy because it's ectopic and might just kill her than for another who's been careless or unlucky enough to get pregnant? The consequences of her seeing that pregnancy to full term will have life long consequences for her and the baby, whether she keeps the child or abandons it or gives it up for adoption. Her decision to end her pregnancy is no less valid than the other woman's.

It doesn't make any difference.

Any woman's decision to end a pregnancy is her's and her's alone. If she is lucky enough to be in a position where she has a supportive partner, friends, family to help her through it, well, that's better, you need strong people around you, love and support, if you're going to cope, whether that's with a baby or with a voided womb from miscarriage or termination.

Loss. To lose a child is a loss, no matter the circumstances and even in situations where a woman has "foolishly" gotten herself pregnant and had an abortion, there is fear and there is loss. What if she can't conceive again, what if she keeps it? What if, what if, what if? How many older woman have found themselves pregnant when they thought their childbearing years were behind them? What if they couldn't bear the thought of the toll it would have on their body, the years of looking after an infant? Who are we to pour scorn on their decision not to go through that again?

How many woman who have a termination when they are young, won't imagine what their child would have become, what age they would be now, how their life would have been had they not taken the decision they did? Not many.

In nature, female animals often simultaneously abort their young, infants are often culled when hierarchies change; a male lion taking over a pack will generally kill off any cubs that are not his, mothers have been known to kill their young when in danger etc etc etc.

I guess you'd call it natural selection but we don't judge them for it, well, I don't.

My mother got pregnant with me when she was a schoolgirl and too young. Would her life have been easier if she'd gotten an abortion? Yes, I believe it would - I know that she probably wouldn't have ended up the mentally unbalanced man who knocked the shit out of her and the rest of us whenever he saw fit.

I think that if you are serious about wanting to help babies and children, then you have a choice - you can whine about women and their right to termination, the moral implications of that, but you're pissing into the wind - what's done is done.

If you want to make an actual difference, there are literally millions of REAL LIVE kids dying every single fucking day - go help them. Help the ones who DO have a life, the starving ones, the abused ones, the disadvantaged ones, the ones in war torn countries, the sick ones, the ones with junkie parents, the ones with no future, the ones destined to a shit life.

Educate them, feed them, cure them, save them - so they can stop the vicious cycle.

Give them a chance - go volunteer, demonstrate against cruelty, poverty, fascist regimes, sponsor a kid, donate some money, give up some of your precious time, become a doctor, an activist. These are the ones that really need your voice. Not the figurative ones.

There is so much that you/we can do if we'd just get off our arses and do it. It's all fine and well to sit here pontificating about the rights and wrongs but it gets us nowhere.

Don't waste your time banging your gums about this, it's pointless. Put that energy into something for the greater good.

Because by standing by, watching and doing nothing when children are dying, well, who am I to judge?

That was awesome.

I think more people. Not just pro lifers like I said before, should concentrate on the children already born. Such a shame there are so many unwanted children already without parents. Lets do something about that first.. You have all these people up in arms about fetuses but they won't adopt six year old Timmy in foster care. What the hell?

Topic Boyfriend has a small to increase sexual pleasure?
Posted 28 Jul 2013 01:52

Just adding to the above advice - you could try a Penis Sleeve. They can add both length and girth and massively increase the stimulation to your important parts during intercourse. It might be difficult to introduce the idea without bruising his ego though.

That would be like telling a girl to wear a bag on her head during sex, no? Or like straight up telling her that her pussy is too loose so you'd like her to insert a pocket pussy in her vagina when you have sex so the dick can feel... Something.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 28 Jul 2013 01:36

Another hypothetical: What if it was your pet? If you knew you couldn't afford to care for a litter of pups or kittens, would you still allow your pet to go mate while they're in heat? Would you get them fixed to prevent them from breeding? Would you make them get a procedure to terminate their litter early in the development, or let them carry to term and after they're weened, you give them new homes?

Like if my beautiful chocolate Lab was like, "woof woof!" And I was like, "what's that girl!?, some irresponsible junkie chihuahua got you pregnant in a well!?" And she was like, "Bark, BARK!" And I was like "what's that girl!? You think an abortion is best because I'm broke? That damn chihuahua isn't even house broken? And you are concerned because I already get the cheapest dog food their is!?". "Bark bark! Woof!" She says. Then I woud be like, "it's your body and your foresight my excitible young bitch. I respect your decision. Now get in the car and don't drool on the seat. We are getting you the abortion you feel is the best choice. Because its your body and life and that chihuahua was damn seductive but we both know he will be a nightmare of a father... I love you baby."

Topic Question for guys with big cocks
Posted 27 Jul 2013 23:41

If I ever become blind I won't need one of them canes.