Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 21 Jul 2015 07:47



Nah... They're all fine...

xxSF

(Sorry about being SNAPPY... When I've been reading comments by VARIOUS people on VARIOUS subjects I sometimes go, "OH FUCK THIS!" and let rip... USUALLY at the most benign commentator!!! (For Shame!!!) Yet ANOTHER reason I'm NOT SUITED to The Moderating Game!

Apologies, Jack. x

No worries dude.

Topic An end to online affairs?
Posted 21 Jul 2015 07:38



'Becoming the Hacker's Whore'.... someone needs to write it.

Revenge of the Nerds V: Becoming the Hacker's Whore.

I'd read it.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Money Talks" Story Competition
Posted 21 Jul 2015 07:33

ass-shakin' pink-thong twerkathon

It happened! It's viral!

Unfortunately, I now have to hand over my prize money to a masseuse so she can work out the severe cramps in my right arm.

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 22:33

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Topic The Age of Distraction
Posted 20 Jul 2015 22:30

And will get to the point that those who read well and comprehend will become the new elite in this century.

Tell me about it. There are people on this very site whose reading comprehension is truly appalling...and this is a writing site. Other sites are even worse. My real life friends have trouble texting coherently.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 20 Jul 2015 19:14



Look, I'm a EX HEROIN, COCAINE and EX addict... (And I MEAN ADDICT)

I MISS IT LIKE FUCK!!!

(So COMMENTS like YOURS don't help, LOVE...)

You DIDN'T mean it. (YOU HIT A NERVE.)

xx

I did not know... How would I? I love my drugs as well so I can understand what you are feeling. Do these offend too? Pint Drunk 952-67 3601 occasion5 Pour Wine Regaeman Man drunken So I know not to use them in the future.

Topic An end to online affairs?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 19:07

I am so surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

Me too. It's the perfect blackmailing tool.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 20 Jul 2015 19:04



I HAVEN"T taken a DRUG in over ten years and as an (EVERY DAY) recovering addict your post offends.

xx SF

(Why BOTHER to explain JUST how FUCKED that is!!!)

Are you being serious? This time I can't tell.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:50

Most of these CORRESPONDENTS are CLOSE FRIENDS of mine...

I VALUE their opinions, I RESPECT them, while feeling free to offer A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW...

The thing that makes LUSH STORIES as a RESOURCE so special is that we can HAVE this kind of discussion, discourse and debate with consideration and regard for each other, ALL OF US wishing to SIMPLY make it BETTER!!!

xx Stephen

(We TRY!!!)


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Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:37



I know I have this issue too, because for the most part I leave pretty lengthy posts and I can't do it like we used to be able to. Now I have to pull up a word doc and type up my comment, copy and paste it into the comment space and then do it like that. Though many people use their phones, which is harder. I'd love to see if Gav could fix this issue.

I am on my ipad or phone a lot so yeah, never thought about using another application. But still, seems a bit mickey mouse-ish to do that.



You can actually press Shift + Enter to skip a line and start a new paragraph. Or alternatively, you can write your comment in another application (eg. Notepad) and copy/paste it.

But I know what you mean, I find these tiny Comment boxes extremely inconvenient and finicky. They definitely could be improved with a proper 'Post' button, similar to how the Comments on our walls are handled. I guess that exhaustive freaks like me are better off simply sending the author a proper PM instead, haha.

If I'm not mistaken though, I believe that story Comments have been modified since I joined here (2 years ago). I think that the Enter key worked properly back then, and you could also post much longer Comments.




I think you're right. I do remember there being some kind of button before.

And I always wondered how the hell you had spaces in your comments. You're like the only commenter I've seen have them. I thought you sat there hitting the spacebar until it made a new line haha.

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:31

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Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:28

Great topic hello1 hello1 hello1



Awesome. Can you do me one favor though? Try to post pictures that aren't so damn huge like you do in other threads. Like the ones you posted just now are great. But like when you post pictures that are the size of a widescreen desktop, it fucks my whole shit up. Just saying.

Topic Best way to ask out someone?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:18



Magical, yeah but fear has a tendency to make me think twice alot.

You're 25. Probably should be over the fear of rejection by now but like everything else, practice make's perfect. Think about it this way... If you don't swing the bat, you'll never hit a home run. Your fear of striking out doesn't prevent you from swinging the bat does it? In fact, you probably aren't too scared of striking out, because it's normal. Babe Ruth in his time had the most home runs but he also had the most strikeouts. Sure, rejection hurts, but it hurts less the more you practice asking chicks out. Just swing for the fences, the home runs will come.

Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:12

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Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:07

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Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:07

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Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 20 Jul 2015 18:05

She's my fav, undressing in the sun...

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Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 17:59

I hadn't really noticed until lately but when you leave a comment on someone's story there is no actual "post" button. You have to hit return/enter to post it. I have noticed several people, myself included, hitting return to try and start a new paragraph in their comment and accidentally posting it only to have to delete and start again. Just find it to be an odd little omission on such an important part of the site. I'm sure gav could whip up a post button, no sweat. Then we could actually have spaces in our comments.

Topic This was rejected because it wasn't a "Romantic" love poem...The category is just list
Posted 20 Jul 2015 17:54

Back in my father's day stalking WAS romance. He had to do it. He wasn't gonna get anything off my mother.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Money Talks" Story Competition
Posted 20 Jul 2015 14:25



Dammit, this dude is so jolly, positive and amicable when he's won a competition... I think we should award him a prize each week or something. scratch



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Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Money Talks" Story Competition
Posted 20 Jul 2015 14:24

I finally cracked the Top 3 and I am elated.



*fist bump*

Topic Poems by Sprite's Cat
Posted 20 Jul 2015 12:17



In my defence, I was epic stoned when I let Alfie post that poem using my Lush account. Regaeman Man

Shit, you think you were stoned? I was so stoned when that llama video was shot I thought I was balloon Rambo riding a balloon velociraptor in the Macy's day parade.

When I sobered up...only then did I realize what I had done to Gonzales the llama.

Topic Best way to ask out someone?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 11:24

Confidently, clearly and with no fear of rejection. Pick the right time to do so as well. After you have made her laugh or after a pleasant exchange or sharing of interests would be ideal.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 10:59



Tsk tsk. You are a bright guy. You know how to provoke people. Let's not. Instead, if you have something to add in the spirit of the thread and its title, it's welcome.

Fair enough. glasses8

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Money Talks" Story Competition
Posted 20 Jul 2015 10:53

I am so excited about placing second in this competition! This one had a lot of entrants and a lot of quality. Thank you for picking my story!

I want to say thank you to everyone that read my story, voted and commented on it. All of your comments mean a lot to me even though I don't say so all the time.

Congratulations Liz, your story was so well put together, hot and vivid. You're a writer I look up to a lot. You have so much talent at such a young age. One day you're going to look back at these stories and say, "that's when I was just aiiight". Nice going young blood. :)

Buz, you have grown quite a bit from the first thing I ever read of yours. You always strive to improve and your story this time was really fun to read. You're a lighthearted, enjoyable, entertaining storyteller. I am very happy and honored to have placed in this competition along side you.

I also want to mention that Milik_the_Red had a very realistic, dark and gritty story that I enjoyed and could have easily been in the top three.

Saucymh is also a writer I was not familiar with who totally caught me off guard with her story. It was very very good and I thought it was going to place as well. I look forward to reading more of her writing.

Jaymal, always a serious contender. Next time dude!

Thanks for holding these comps Nicola. It keeps the creative juices flowing. I credit your site and these competitions for helping me improve as a writer. It's invaluable to me.

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Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 10:27



This comment is not actually showing you stopping. Do so, please.

I apologized sincerely. I admitted to being overexcited, passionate, dickish or whatever you want to call it over the subject. I also said I would stop despite being goaded once again.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2015 10:04



Guys, give it a rest or take it private. We don't need to see this here.

You're right. I apologize. I got a little too excited about the original featured story concept. I will stop despite the dishonesty above you.

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 19 Jul 2015 23:14

Beach baby ~ Bon Iver

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 19 Jul 2015 22:58



Reread all of your posts to me.

I will not apologize for being human. Yes, I missed the part about what you quoted being from the Gold Members Thread. So what? Do you know what that makes me... HUMAN. Nothing more. I have not asked you a question, I have made rhetorical statements. You're intelligent enough to be familiar with them sir. However, I wouldn't want to assume that I am giving you too much credit.

The only one with an unhealthy obsession is you. You think everything is about you. It's not. My suggestion was about the site... not you. IT was a suggestion that Nicola made, that you piggy backed on but because I said it was good, you went on the attack. It seems you don't like the fact that I might agree with you on something. Yet, you keep attacking me. I have asked you to leave me alone. I have asked you allow this thread to return to its purpose. That is not asking too much.

Nicola... if you don't like the suggestion... then so be it. I shared my experience with it from other sites. I know this is your site. You created this thread for Members to make suggestions... not give you orders. I hope that what I said in regards to the "Featured Story or Poem" did not come across as an order. If it did, I am sorry. If my suggestion is similar to MF's, then even better. That means great minds think alike. If you still don't like it... then that is fine as well. I assure you... my feelings will not be hurt in the least. I promise.

You are seriously deluded.

Please don't compare your mind to mine. Really, don't.

If you don't like me responding to you...then don't come asking for more. It's that simple. You can go on with your cringe-worthy sycophantic tangents without including me.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 19 Jul 2015 22:39

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