About Makalahia

I consider myself an anomaly. If you interact with me in "real" life, you'll find me to be sweet-natured, courteous, respectful, compassionate, and very charming. Truly, I am all those things—and more. I'm also very intelligent, witty, creative, romantic, and sensitive.

Now, let's get down 'n' dirty. Should you wanna sexperience a healthy slathering of nasty, no-holds-barred, cum-oozing sex, you're in the right neighborhood. If you sojourn into my territory, see to it that you have an ambulance waiting (with the motor running). Why? 'Cause I may very well be the dirtiest, filthiest, most delightfully disgusting boy you'll ever cum upon. I mean, cum across. Oops, those came out wrong. Uh, that you'll ever encounter. That's better. Ya need to jumpstart your pathetic sex life? Expand your heretofore limited sexual horizon? Leave me a message and I'll cum rescue you.

Makalahia Blackwell
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Tween your legs, Hawaii, United States
I'm an Audio Architect, by trade. No, no; you erred as everyone else does. I don't build sound; I design sound. An architect designs. I compose and record my own music. So far, I've released one album and four more to "drop" in the next few weeks.'

My primary interest is, of course, girls. I absolutely adore them. I respect and admire them greatly. I've been a champion of women's roles, accomplishments, and rights. I've even been somewhat of a hero for them at times. How so? I saved one from drowning; I saved one from an assault which I felt was going to turn into a rape; I had a world-wide rape crisis line; and very recently I upncofered an alleged pedophile on Facebook.
Favorite Books:
I love Websters' unabridged dictionary. I majored in linguistics and I'm enthralled with grammar and etiology. Think about it: every English language book ever written has its roots in the dictionary. What does this mean to you girls? It means quite accomplished in all things involving my tongue.
Favorite Movies:
(in alpha order): An American In Paris; The Endless Summer; The Man Who Would Be King; Patton; Singing In The Rain; and anything with Jenaveve Jolie (porn).
Favorite Music:
My own. After that (in alpha order): Afro Celt Sound System; Banco de Gaia; Yes.
Date Joined:
10 Apr 2012
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Topic: whats the naughtiest dare you've ever done?
Posted: 12 May 2012 15:32

It wasn't a dare, per se, yet I sorta think of it as one. I heard some soft moaning coming from our preacher's office once day. I peeked in saw his daughter touching herself. We had always "liked" each other so, long story short, I put my sinful face tween her heavenly thighs and had communion.

Topic: My last orgasm was...
Posted: 08 May 2012 08:32

I blew my load all over my desk. It happens whenever I talk with Estelle.

Topic: Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted: 28 Apr 2012 17:47

I have NEVER heard of a woman giving birth to an adult. Why, then, does the dialog proceed as follows?

"Congratulations! I heard that your wife gave birth. What did she have?"
"A baby girl."

Topic: Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted: 28 Apr 2012 15:58

I have NEVER heard of a woman giving birth to an adult. Why, then, does the dialog proceed as follows?

"Congratulations! I heard that your wife gave birth. What did she have?"
"A baby girl."

Topic: Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted: 28 Apr 2012 15:52

At the top of my list is the use of third-person plural when third-person singular is correct. "When you bring your child to the sleepover, check to see that they brought their toothbrush." He or she and his or her is correct.

Topic: Dirty Talk
Posted: 27 Apr 2012 11:22

The word "cunt" should be used judiciously. I've been in trouble more than once with that one. Likewise with "bitch." I say them when I get caught up in sextreme passion. I NEVER mean them disparagingly.

Topic: fetish about silk and lace
Posted: 26 Apr 2012 04:19

My fetish is for my partner to wear a lacy thong and then I "eat" her out thru it until it's soaked. After that, I love to eat her some more while I pull her thong to the side. I fuck her the same way.

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Stories Published By Makalahia
Picnic of Sorts

I guess I must have drifted away You moved your hand to shade my eyes I stepped up into the clouds reached down to pull you into me We left that world far below on the outskirts of yesterday I loved how your blue gingham dress  fluttered between my fingertips With every moist and heaving sigh you shimmered like an oasis of lights The afternoons were longer then You whispered in...

Added 12 Apr 2012 | Category Love Poems | Views 649 | 1 Comment

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Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 07 May 2012 12:46
OOhhh I do like being first!

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