Forum posts made by makalahia

Topic whats the naughtiest dare you've ever done?
Posted 12 May 2012 15:32

It wasn't a dare, per se, yet I sorta think of it as one. I heard some soft moaning coming from our preacher's office once day. I peeked in saw his daughter touching herself. We had always "liked" each other so, long story short, I put my sinful face tween her heavenly thighs and had communion.

Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 08 May 2012 08:32

I blew my load all over my desk. It happens whenever I talk with Estelle.

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 28 Apr 2012 17:47

I have NEVER heard of a woman giving birth to an adult. Why, then, does the dialog proceed as follows?

"Congratulations! I heard that your wife gave birth. What did she have?"
"A baby girl."

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 28 Apr 2012 15:58

I have NEVER heard of a woman giving birth to an adult. Why, then, does the dialog proceed as follows?

"Congratulations! I heard that your wife gave birth. What did she have?"
"A baby girl."

Topic Phrases you wish people would get right
Posted 28 Apr 2012 15:52

At the top of my list is the use of third-person plural when third-person singular is correct. "When you bring your child to the sleepover, check to see that they brought their toothbrush." He or she and his or her is correct.

Topic Dirty Talk
Posted 27 Apr 2012 11:22

The word "cunt" should be used judiciously. I've been in trouble more than once with that one. Likewise with "bitch." I say them when I get caught up in sextreme passion. I NEVER mean them disparagingly.

Topic fetish about silk and lace
Posted 26 Apr 2012 04:19

My fetish is for my partner to wear a lacy thong and then I "eat" her out thru it until it's soaked. After that, I love to eat her some more while I pull her thong to the side. I fuck her the same way.