About MallardFiona


I try to re-imagine or embellish stories, adding erotica to events that were mild or could've ended differently in a fictional world. I like writing (and reading) about Spanking, F/F mostly. I work full-time so at this point it's more of a hobby.

Maryland, United States
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18 Jul 2018 10:42
Reading for sure, swimming (or floating because I'm not that great at it), and dogs (I want to literally pet all the puppies).
Favorite Books:
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Masque of the Red Death, MacBeth, Walden, The tell-tale heart. Tragedy or gruesome endings are my faves, because a happy ending is basically useless.
Favorite Authors:
Washington Irving, Edgar Allan Poe, Zane Grey (a little bit), love to get my Agatha Christie on too sometimes. American authors for the most part, but I dabble and Willy Shakespeare is my bro.
Favorite Movies:
Fiddler on the Roof (#1 for sure) Chava is like my spirit animal.
Favourite TV Shows:
West Wing and Psych. Also COPS too.
Favorite Music:
Classic rock, mostly 80s when bands had personality.


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Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 21:49

I feel like a lot of it is sloppy writing (no offense) because you can easily type something like, "fuck her in the pussy and cum all over that slut's ass" but saying it like "he purposefully slipped his erect manhood between the edges of her mound and with a resounding burst let his masculine cream cascade down the hills of her backside" is more artful. Erotica is about interpreting, and giving the reader a sense of imagination through articulation and switching up the verbs and adjectives. Also if anyone ever called me a dirty cumslut (or whatever) in bed I would probably knock them the f*ck out. Like surely you have more depth to your lexicon than dumb shit you would discover in a porno.

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 15:49

No, mostly because I keep my erotica side hidden. I like to keep my life separate.

Topic: favorite Lesbian fantasy
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 15:44

Does getting an OTK spanking from a celebrity count? because Aisha Tyler could pull me over her lap anytime.

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Foster Mother 2: The Perfect Sister

“I hate you and you’re the worst person I know,” I cried out in fury at my foster sister, Samantha. She was my closest sibling and we were practically best friends. When we were both seventeen, I spent far more time with her or around her than anyone else. We were not blood, but we sure acted like it at times. With her being merely weeks older than I am, it tended to lead to...

Added 09 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 4,358 | 2 Comments

Foster Mother: The Wooden Spoon

She wasn’t our real mother, or stepmother, but as a foster mother, she made us call her that. Any deviation, for example calling her mom, mommy, miss, or ma’am, was met with a swift reprisal. She was a strict disciplinarian, but never crossed the line and for a majority of the time, she treated us with love and respect. We were clothed, fed, taken to school, and enjoyed occasional vacations. ...

Added 24 Jun 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 5,651 | 2 Comments

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