Grew up 30 min north of Boston, so it's all Boston sports, except baseball which is boring AF.

I think I'd live LOL.

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Drowning Statistics

My ability to "fart the theme from Jaws"

Lol What? That sounds impressive though.

Definitely Naughty

1. Old enough to know how to spell "truthfully".
2. A large city with a lending library with offerings including English For Dummies .
3. Breast size, incorporated? What now?
4. No. There are other options. Use your imagination.
5. Why would I swallow toothpaste?

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Figuratively dying, that was the best post

I go with "what if?", like what would happen if my friend made a move? what if I took that girl home? etc
I take people I know or have seen and make it into a sexy story.

I'm very impressed by the # of views his stories have gotten.

Older, perhaps. But not senior citizen (like my father). It all depends on the person.

I found myself in awe of my surroundings. I had never been south of the Mason-Dixon line in my entire life, but I found myself traveling into the belly of the Bible Belt looking for work. In a moment of sheer capriciousness, I thought that I needed a change of pace, if only for a little bit before I completed accepted adulthood. Virginia took forever to drive through, it was made up of...

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For the life of me, I couldn’t read French. As we passed the street signs, they looked familiar. Stop signs were still red octagons even if they said, “Arret” {Stop}. At the time I was a bit tipsy and wasn’t sure why we decided to go to Montreal to get more booze in the middle of the night, but as it was my first journey outside of the country, I was determined to make it memorable. The...

Added 12 Aug 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,464 | 7 Comments

“Aunt Chelsea? I-I’m s-s-sorry, I didn’t know you’d be home,” Rebecca stuttered, still bent over and turning her head toward the door. I was still shocked, I was standing in the middle of the bedroom, with her aunt’s decorative paddle in my hand and our roasted bare bottoms on display for her. “Oh, a little experimentation is fine by me,” Aunt Chelsea explained as she walked in closer...

Added 07 Aug 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,964 | 9 Comments

“You totally pushed me into that rock!” Rebecca shouted as she floated in the calm eddy, with her life jacket making her bobbing head a buoy in the river. “Girl please, that kayak is no good on the river and you know it,” I protested, hiding the fact that it was my bow that moved her away from the channel and into the rock. “Well, ugh,” she said, struggling to get back into her vessel. ...

Added 30 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,518 | 7 Comments

“Do you guys serve any food?” I meekly asked the bartender, while I tried to settle myself on a particularly uncomfortable stool. He stared at me, scrunching his eyebrows a little, and turned away. I must have looked like an absolute tourist, because the regulars glanced over at me, shaking their heads. He reached under the counter to grab a canister of mixed peanuts and unceremoniously...

Added 19 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,280 | 5 Comments

“I hate you and you’re the worst person I know,” I cried out in fury at my foster sister, Samantha. She was my closest sibling and we were practically best friends. When we were both seventeen, I spent far more time with her or around her than anyone else. We were not blood, but we sure acted like it at times. With her being merely weeks older than I am, it tended to lead to...

Added 09 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 7,415 | 3 Comments

She wasn’t our real mother, or stepmother, but as a foster mother, she made us call her that. Any deviation, for example calling her mom, mommy, miss, or ma’am, was met with a swift reprisal. She was a strict disciplinarian, but never crossed the line and for a majority of the time, she treated us with love and respect. We were clothed, fed, taken to school, and enjoyed occasional vacations. ...

Added 24 Jun 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 8,404 | 3 Comments

“You’ve never seen Casablanca , before?” I asked, astonished that she had never had the pleasure before. “I’ve heard of it, yeah, but I really don’t watch black and white movies,” she responded, causing my heart to sink in disappointment. “Well, in that case, you have to come,” I insisted. “Do I, though?” she debated, leaning her arms on my kitchen counter. “Well, I mean, you’re...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,523