About MallardFiona

Biography

I try to re-imagine or embellish stories, adding erotica to events that were mild or could've ended differently in a fictional world. I like writing (and reading) about Spanking, F/F mostly. I work full-time so at this point it's more of a hobby.

Name:
Fiona
Sex:
Female 
Age:
29
Sign:
Virgo
Location:
Maryland, United States
Local Time:
18 Sep 2018 23:16
Interests:
Reading for sure, swimming (or floating because I'm not that great at it), and dogs (I want to literally pet all the puppies).
Favorite Books:
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Masque of the Red Death, MacBeth, Walden, The tell-tale heart. Tragedy or gruesome endings are my faves, because a happy ending is basically useless.
Favorite Authors:
Washington Irving, Edgar Allan Poe, love to get my Agatha Christie on too sometimes. American authors for the most part, but I dabble and Willy Shakespeare is my bro.
Favorite Movies:
Fiddler on the Roof (#1 for sure) Chava is like my spirit animal.
Favourite TV Shows:
West Wing
Favorite Music:
Classic rock, mostly 80s when bands had personality.

Statistics

Date Joined:
04 Jun 2018
Last Visit:
18 Sep 2018
Page Viewed:
2,795 times
Friends:
4
Followers:
16
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
16
Stories:
7
Badges:
2

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Topic: What sports do you watch? What teams do you root for?
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 17:14

Grew up 30 min north of Boston, so it's all Boston sports, except baseball which is boring AF.

Topic: If you could never suck a penis again . . .
Posted: 07 Aug 2018 11:16

I think I'd live LOL.

Topic: A timeless question: How much...
Posted: 06 Aug 2018 10:52

(in fake robot voice) 24

Topic: Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted: 04 Aug 2018 15:01

Drowning Statistics

Topic: What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted: 01 Aug 2018 18:10

My ability to "fart the theme from Jaws"

Lol What? That sounds impressive though.

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 01 Aug 2018 18:08

Definitely Naughty

Topic: Girs answer truthfully
Posted: 01 Aug 2018 15:37



1. Old enough to know how to spell "truthfully".
2. A large city with a lending library with offerings including English For Dummies .
3. Breast size, incorporated? What now?
4. No. There are other options. Use your imagination.
5. Why would I swallow toothpaste?

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Figuratively dying, that was the best post

Topic: Where do you come up with your story ideas?
Posted: 01 Aug 2018 15:24

I go with "what if?", like what would happen if my friend made a move? what if I took that girl home? etc
I take people I know or have seen and make it into a sexy story.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 31 Jul 2018 12:52

I'm very impressed by the # of views his stories have gotten.

Topic: Age:Does age really matter to you? Would you ever consider having sex with someone your fathers age
Posted: 31 Jul 2018 11:26

Older, perhaps. But not senior citizen (like my father). It all depends on the person.

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Farmhands

I found myself in awe of my surroundings. I had never been south of the Mason-Dixon line in my entire life, but I found myself traveling into the belly of the Bible Belt looking for work. In a moment of sheer capriciousness, I thought that I needed a change of pace, if only for a little bit before I completed accepted adulthood. Virginia took forever to drive through, it was made up of...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 6,829 | 3 Comments

Midnight in Montreal

For the life of me, I couldn’t read French. As we passed the street signs, they looked familiar. Stop signs were still red octagons even if they said, “Arret” {Stop}. At the time I was a bit tipsy and wasn’t sure why we decided to go to Montreal to get more booze in the middle of the night, but as it was my first journey outside of the country, I was determined to make it memorable. The...

Added 12 Aug 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,464 | 7 Comments

Rebecca's Aunt

“Aunt Chelsea? I-I’m s-s-sorry, I didn’t know you’d be home,” Rebecca stuttered, still bent over and turning her head toward the door. I was still shocked, I was standing in the middle of the bedroom, with her aunt’s decorative paddle in my hand and our roasted bare bottoms on display for her. “Oh, a little experimentation is fine by me,” Aunt Chelsea explained as she walked in closer...

Added 07 Aug 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,964 | 9 Comments

Paddling After A Paddling

“You totally pushed me into that rock!” Rebecca shouted as she floated in the calm eddy, with her life jacket making her bobbing head a buoy in the river. “Girl please, that kayak is no good on the river and you know it,” I protested, hiding the fact that it was my bow that moved her away from the channel and into the rock. “Well, ugh,” she said, struggling to get back into her vessel. ...

Added 30 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,518 | 7 Comments

Flames Of Passion

“Do you guys serve any food?” I meekly asked the bartender, while I tried to settle myself on a particularly uncomfortable stool. He stared at me, scrunching his eyebrows a little, and turned away. I must have looked like an absolute tourist, because the regulars glanced over at me, shaking their heads. He reached under the counter to grab a canister of mixed peanuts and unceremoniously...

Added 19 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,280 | 5 Comments

Foster Mother 2: The Perfect Sister

“I hate you and you’re the worst person I know,” I cried out in fury at my foster sister, Samantha. She was my closest sibling and we were practically best friends. When we were both seventeen, I spent far more time with her or around her than anyone else. We were not blood, but we sure acted like it at times. With her being merely weeks older than I am, it tended to lead to...

Added 09 Jul 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 7,415 | 3 Comments

Foster Mother: The Wooden Spoon

She wasn’t our real mother, or stepmother, but as a foster mother, she made us call her that. Any deviation, for example calling her mom, mommy, miss, or ma’am, was met with a swift reprisal. She was a strict disciplinarian, but never crossed the line and for a majority of the time, she treated us with love and respect. We were clothed, fed, taken to school, and enjoyed occasional vacations. ...

Added 24 Jun 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 8,404 | 3 Comments

Stories Coauthored By MallardFiona

Casablowa

“You’ve never seen Casablanca , before?” I asked, astonished that she had never had the pleasure before. “I’ve heard of it, yeah, but I really don’t watch black and white movies,” she responded, causing my heart to sink in disappointment. “Well, in that case, you have to come,” I insisted. “Do I, though?” she debated, leaning her arms on my kitchen counter. “Well, I mean, you’re...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,523

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