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When asked what girls want in a guy, most would say that they want someone who is funny.Is humor that important to you? Are you attracted more by girls who are funny and silly? I hate it when a woman tells a joke....how dare she....
Your gf/wife is in a bed having sex with another girl. Either its at a party and youve caught her in a spare room. Or they met on a girls night out and you came home late yours3lf tonfind them in your bed together.Would you consider this cheating, the same as if she was having sex with a guy? Or could you let it slide as a sexual fantasy of yours being fulfilled? I'd be more surprised to find out that I had a wife or gf......I mean I know I had a good time last night but when did this happen.....
In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman? 10-15 years in prison
do you like when girls wear no panties and bras when you start having fun with her No I hate it when women are naked when I start to have fun with them.....P.s how do you wear no panties? Please send pics to illustrate your point
Why do so many men on Lush have such a sparse profile pages? I get so many guys hitting me up for a chat with a profile that looks something like this when I click on it: no profile pic (or the dreaded silhouette or some dumb avatar), no pics or just cock pics, and hundreds of hot chickie Lush friends in their friends area. Then they whisper to me in the room and want to go private right after the hi. The chat rooms are filled with this type of guy. Now here is my real question: why do guy's get so offended when I point out the obvious to them, that their profile screams, "ALL I WANT IS CYBERSEX WITH ANY BABE WHO'LL GIVE IT TO ME!" Why don't they just say that right up front in their profile and be done with it? Why act like you want to chat when you have no interest in it? Just trying to get into the head of these guys and what the hell they are thinking. Why not just be straightforward about it? The answer is simple: most guys here only want sex in its many forms but are too scared to admit it in case they offend or ruin their chances with a girl. I suspect that you already knew that answer but I'm still going to need payment for my time....
Innocent.Ever had sex over/on a pool table? Innocent.Ever played strip poker?
I've had sex with two married women. Both very sexual and horny. Both unhappily married. Both vocal-one really didn't care if the other hotel guests heard. Can't say if they were any better or worse than non married women though.
often, too long. and that's not a humblebrag--finishing is sometimes a problem for me. not sure why. Not saying that this applies to you, but too much masturbation can cause this problem. If you're dick is used to your kungfu death grip, it's hard to replicate the same tight grip in a woman.....Alternatively some meds have the same effect
I don't believe in trashing exes. After all, I liked or loved them enough to date them-it just didn't work out. I have to admit to being lucky-far as I know Ive never been cheated on. Are there things I would change-sure but they're between me and the relevant ex.But it can be therapeutic to get things out of your system-so you can always try writing them down in a journal. I just console myself with the fact that they lost out on my awesomeness ;)
I agree and I don't mind a passionate debate either ;) But if someone isn't prepared to put in the hardwork on themselves (sounds a little kinky) then:a) they can't really complain about their lack of success-successful people don't just happen, they make it happen. Some of those people have more of a head start but if you're not one of them, work harder. It's "your" life after all so you better show an interest b) they can't expect others to be impressed One point you addresses which I didn't pick up on is that picking up women on bars/clubs is hard. As you say, you are competing against a ton of others but in addition to that women go to bars and clubs for different reasons to guys. Most guys go to get laid.Women go because:A) they're looking to get laid-this will account for a small percentage. if this is the case, she then has to decide whether you're worth talking to I.e you got to appeal more than the other guys. She'll probably have formed an opinion before your 5 seconds in or before you've arrived, if she's seen you approach.B) they like the attention-but aren't lookingC) they're out with their friends and want to dance-and aren't lookingMost women will have decided whether they want to get laid before they even go out and as you can see, the odds are often against you from the start. Plus 90% of the time, the only reason why guys talk to women in clubs is to veg laid-so they're already on red alert.So that's why I initially said, stop focusing on the end result. Personally I think the OP might find it easier talking to women in book shops, coffee shops and just everyday places-women are far more likely to be open to talk outside of clubs.
"Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what looked like a perfectly proportioned chest. Brunette, shoulder length hair. Black shirt ending at the waist. First two buttons undone. Some form of necklace; no, a crucifix with the cross...
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