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Topic: A Call to Hands
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 14:42

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Topic: Word association game
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 12:02


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 11:50

The pre party party mix myself and my friends at uni made the songs are
Ridin' - Chamillionaire
El Capitain- OPM
3 lions Original- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Ghostbusters theme tune (cover by my brothers band Colourhouse)
Last Train Home- Lostprophets
3 Lions 98- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Its Tricky- RUN DMC
You Better Not Waste My Time- N Dubz
Jizz in my pants- the Lonely Island

wonder how many people I have alienated with that list hehe

Topic: Questions no man wants to hear
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 11:09

Early on ina relationship before she knows all your embarrassing secrets.
" Do you mind if I go shopping with your Mother/Sister/Female friends" *and you hear the door shut before you reply*

Topic: Laughter vs Orgasm
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 09:34

Laughter, quite simple decision for me. I love to not only hear and make others laugh but more often then not when I meet up with my friends I spend more time catching my breath from being in fits of giggles or we are chuckling about a memory from university. I would not trade those moments or the feeling I got from them for anything in the world.

Topic: If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 09:28

Just got an e-mail from my father with a list of possible presents, instead of a few simple to find books or cds, but noooo it is a very strict list of not only exactly which books from a series but also where he wants them bought from... I miss the days when just a home made card with a few words spelt wrong was enough... it was a good christmas last year.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 09:20


Topic: Things that just piss you off
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 09:18

People who have a go at me because of my weight and diet when they are eating tinned hotdogs, pre made sauces full of oil, fat and salt and go through 2-3 packets of biscuits a week. I take great pride in telling them how much I have lost and even more telling them I have lost weight and gotten drunk on the weekend.

Topic: Any TV shows you watch every week? Favorites? Favorite characters?
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 09:02

How I met your Mother-Barney
Criminal Minds-Gideon
Two and a half men-Charlie Harper
Firefly-Malcom 'Mal' Renolds
I know that 2 of these aren't on every week anymore or characters are not in it but they are still my favorites. :D

Topic: Bucket list
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 08:45

1. Get a psychological article published in a journal.
2. Travel to Japan, China, Australia and back to Israel.
2. Get married and have children.
3. Learn how to make sushi. (just the simple dishes nothing to complicated)
4. Go on Ready Steady Cook or Master Chef goes large. (2 cookery tv shows in England)
5. Be able to look back on my past years and smile.

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