About megalanthropus


I like writing quirky hardcore erotica stories with lots of sex, sardonic humor, and plots that range from simplistic to abnormally complex - only for your pleasure and titillation.

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Victoria moves into the dark room, and is informed that her client is going to enter a short while later. She knows what she must do, and works through her usual routine, setting up her oils and ensuring that the temperature of the room is just right, and that her hands are the right temperature, and that she has a beaming smile on her face. Good customer requires plenty of subtle...

Added 11 Dec 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 5,592

Glory hole MILF

I am not sure how I should describe the enclosure. It was my first time, so there were lots of other thoughts swirling in my head. The enclosure had a hexagonal cross section, and its dimensions were such that my buttocks touched one end, while my face touched the other. It was designed like this very purposefully and with great precision. There was one glory hole aperture to each face of...

Added 28 Nov 2016 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 3,982 | 4 Comments

Dirty Old Pervert 5

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. Anatole France I slept like a baby that night, after running a good six miles, and doing fifty push ups, fifty stomach crunches and good twenty minute stretching session. Fifty years ain’t that old, but that was enough to knock me out. I got a ton of brown rice and salmon inside me, chased it down with a tiny cup of chocolate...

Added 03 Apr 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 7,841


February bought the painting on a Monday. On Tuesday she wondered whether it was suffering from moisture damage, and made a note to take it back to the painter for tips. On Wednesday she realized that she was dealing with something very, very odd, and held off on a trip to the painter. On Thursday, she started liking what she saw. By Saturday she had big secret that she wouldn’t share...

Added 02 Apr 2015 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,484 | 4 Comments

Strings attached

Sylvia was one of those women guys like to call MILF. Her hair was a mix of dark red and gray, and she was one of those people who barely wrinkled as they aged. She was absolutely beyond all resistance. Perfectly conical breasts, a figure that was both fit and voluptuous, just enough muscle on her toned arms and legs to make her appear strong without detracting even slightly from her...

Added 12 Oct 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 13,662 | 5 Comments

Dirty Old Pervert 4

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen I spent the next day recovering from my excesses of the earlier night. One masturbation session and one session of hot sex with a young woman should be enough to exhaust a man of my energy levels. I did not even think about sex all day long, and whenever I did not...

Added 11 May 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,271 | 2 Comments

Dirty old pervert 3

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. - Woody Allen I fingered the artificial cunt, displaying as much lust and sheer perverted dirtiness as I possibly could. I was in fact reveling in wearing the badge of the dirty old man. I saw Joy giving her computer screen a stare that showed annoyance yet absolute fascination....

Added 06 May 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 7,992 | 3 Comments


Michael looked okay just then. He had done his gravity training exercise an hour ago, just before his craft had been ensnared by the sun. It was a deadly trajectory. Mission control was trying out something to establish a line to his craft using an older spaceship. They had deployed the older ship a year ago for perihelial missions, and it was specially equipped to deal with a gravitational...

Added 04 May 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 5,882 | 3 Comments

Dirty old pervert 2

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good. - Woody Allen I didn’t stop. I knew precisely what it was, but I wanted to get done before addressing it. My cock exploded and I allowed the semen to dribble down, instead of cleaning it up as I usually did. It was a glorious mess, but I wanted to make sure that I was giving...

Added 03 May 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.2 | Views 9,219 | 1 Comment

Dirty old pervert 1

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen She was only twenty-two. She had a long, dark brown ponytail that fell behind her, and lovely thirty-six D cups. She was kneeling on the floor. I groaned as she took my fat, heavily veined cock and kissed it. She rotated her tongue around the pink knob that was the...

Added 30 Apr 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 20,159 | 7 Comments

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miss you, hope you're doing well

Posted: 02 Apr 2015 04:13
Hello, my friend! So glad to see you back. In response to your comment, all women certainly would not have the viewpoint I portrayed in my poem. But I do. I enjoy being loved everyday, not just certain holidays. I personally detest Valentine's Day (it's so fake to me).

But to each his own!

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Have a great week yourself!

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M, thanks for your kind words.
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Love the artwork! Did you draw them? Mwah!

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I appreciate your encouraging comments!

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