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I like writing quirky hardcore erotica stories with lots of sex, sardonic humor, and plots that range from simplistic to abnormally complex - only for your pleasure and titillation. Don't forget to check out my Amazon Author Central Page here: https://www.amazon.com/J-Valagmite/e/B00N4MGKZA

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Gift From The Sea

The sky was blue-gray just then. Seagulls were doing an ungeometric dance in the air, trying to scavenge off pelicans that swooped into the water in bullet straight trajectories to swoop up fish in their ample bills. It was as though the denizens of the heavens were firing them off from divine sniper rifles, in order to contain fish populations. Seagulls were notorious thieves, and the...

Added 28 May 2018 | Category Hardcore | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,856 | 1 Comment

Sultana (Chapter 5 - Serpents)

In the first quarter of the dawn, when the orange disk of the sun was only half visible, a soldier from the northern contingent of the army came with urgent news. He had been riding all night, because of the urgency of his report. He  The serpents had attacked the northern security post, appearing from what had been Persian territory. Their envoys to Persia hadn’t returned yet, and they...

Added 27 May 2018 | Category Novels | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 340 | 1 Comment

Draining a wood on a horny evening

Whose wood this is I think I know, His balls are fairly unfamiliar, though; He will not see me through the gloryhole To watch my strokes make his wood grow. My swollen cunt must find it bold      Unsafe sex has risks untold Between his cock and my folds ‘Tis the wettest night his schedule holds He gives his hirsute balls a shake To check if there is some mistake      The only action he...

Added 08 Mar 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 900 | 2 Comments

Succubus 3

Tera stood back. She didn’t really have a name - not one that humans could pronounce anyway. So she adopted names wherever she went. She usually chose the names of the girls of easy virtue, the harlots, the sluts, the ladies of the night, the porn stars - call them what you will. She felt that they were kindred spirits. After all she was the perennial harlot, the eternal slut, the...

Added 07 Mar 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,539 | 2 Comments

Succubus 2

Norm kissed her tits for the eleventh time. He just couldn’t get enough of her. He had last made love to her a year ago, but here she was, back in the flesh. The year in between he had lost all interest in girls. It was almost as if they were meant to happen. Or so he thought. She was different this time round. The color of her eyes was no longer sea blue. It had a little green mixed in...

Added 03 Mar 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,758 | 3 Comments


She was like the cheerleader who gang bangs the entire football team. Only she was never going to be exhausted at the end of her debauchery. This was the one and the only reason she existed. She drew her strength from their semen. Every man who landed his load on her, and grinned, thinking how messy he had made her, had given her additional years to further her sticky existence. Every last...

Added 02 Mar 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 4,613 | 2 Comments

Dirty Old Pervert 5

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. Anatole France I slept like a baby that night, after running a good six miles, and doing fifty push ups, fifty stomach crunches and good twenty minute stretching session. Fifty years ain’t that old, but that was enough to knock me out. I got a ton of brown rice and salmon inside me, chased it down with a tiny cup of chocolate...

Added 03 Apr 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 8,900

Sultana (Chapter 4 - Security)

Security and insecurity The serpents Men were the only targets. There were three of them, against the whole male population of the land. They were immune to swords, scimitars, cannonballs, ammunition of all sorts, and they were prescient in battle. They anticipated every attack a minute ahead of time. It was as though they were in tune with the army’s every thought. The Sultan and...

Added 01 Apr 2015 | Category Novels | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 2,960

Sultana (Chapter 3 - Python)

Khalid sneered. He saw his lieutenant Mustafa inserting his cock into the folds of the red skinned beauty with perfectly formed breasts and thick, curly black hair that fell to her shoulders. She nodded, feigning pleasure on her face, and oohed and aahed more than Mustafa’s wife must have in bed.  Khalid felt he had gotten the best of the lot. She was light skinned, and appeared to be...

Added 21 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,990

Sultana (Chapter 2 - The Hellene)

The clang of steel interrupted the afternoon post prandial stupors of all palace personnel. It was the Sultana training her children in sword fighting. Everyone stayed clear of the practice arena except designated personnel. The only designated personnel were the ancient Zaran, a sword master who had been teaching the royal family for two generations now, and a young lady, Zoya, who was...

Added 20 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,558 | 1 Comment

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Hello, my friend! So glad to see you back. In response to your comment, all women certainly would not have the viewpoint I portrayed in my poem. But I do. I enjoy being loved everyday, not just certain holidays. I personally detest Valentine's Day (it's so fake to me).

But to each his own!

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Thank you very much for reading my story, Stanley Gets A Heart On...

I’m really glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so very much for reading and taking the time to comment, it really made my day!

03 May 2014 04:10
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