About megalanthropus

I like writing quirky hardcore erotica stories with lots of sex, sardonic humor, and plots that range from simplistic to abnormally complex - only for your pleasure and titillation.

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Stories Published By megalanthropus
Dirty Old Pervert 5

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. Anatole France I slept like a baby that night, after running a good six miles, and doing fifty push ups, fifty stomach crunches and good twenty minute stretching session. Fifty years ain’t that old, but that was enough to knock me out. I got a ton of brown rice and salmon inside me, chased it down with a tiny cup of chocolate...

Added 03 Apr 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,169


February bought the painting on a Monday. On Tuesday she wondered whether it was suffering from moisture damage, and made a note to take it back to the painter for tips. On Wednesday she realized that she was dealing with something very, very odd, and held off on a trip to the painter. On Thursday, she started liking what she saw. By Saturday she had big secret that she wouldn’t share...

Added 02 Apr 2015 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,748 | 4 Comments

Sultana (Chapter 4 - Security)

Security and insecurity The serpents Men were the only targets. There were three of them, against the whole male population of the land. They were immune to swords, scimitars, cannonballs, ammunition of all sorts, and they were prescient in battle. They anticipated every attack a minute ahead of time. It was as though they were in tune with the army’s every thought. The Sultan and...

Added 01 Apr 2015 | Category Novels | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 2,357

Strings attached

Sylvia was one of those women guys like to call MILF. Her hair was a mix of dark red and gray, and she was one of those people who barely wrinkled as they aged. She was absolutely beyond all resistance. Perfectly conical breasts, a figure that was both fit and voluptuous, just enough muscle on her toned arms and legs to make her appear strong without detracting even slightly from her...

Added 12 Oct 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 12,523 | 5 Comments

Unguent 5 (Dinner)

Laura sighed, and looked around her, post orgasm. La petit mort was also la petit renaissance, and post climax everything looks different from the moment before. She distinguished more features in the women who had been pleasuring her, and wondered how many centuries they had been around. The fingers vanished beyond the grill, as their owners observed that they had done their magic. ...

Added 22 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,479 | 1 Comment

Sultana (Chapter 3 - Python)

Khalid sneered. He saw his lieutenant Mustafa inserting his cock into the folds of the red skinned beauty with perfectly formed breasts and thick, curly black hair that fell to her shoulders. She nodded, feigning pleasure on her face, and oohed and aahed more than Mustafa’s wife must have in bed.  Khalid felt he had gotten the best of the lot. She was light skinned, and appeared to be...

Added 21 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,291

Sultana (Chapter 2 - The Hellene)

The clang of steel interrupted the afternoon post prandial stupors of all palace personnel. It was the Sultana training her children in sword fighting. Everyone stayed clear of the practice arena except designated personnel. The only designated personnel were the ancient Zaran, a sword master who had been teaching the royal family for two generations now, and a young lady, Zoya, who was...

Added 20 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 1,918 | 1 Comment

Sultana (Chapter 1 - The Nubian)

The whole palace had the smell of myrrh. The myrrh was a decoy, a mask, a facade. It masked a subtle odor that one would not want to associate with such an esteemed part of the desert land. The emperor sat on his throne, leaning forward, trying to pay attention to what his vassals were saying. He didn’t really need to, nor could he hear that well. He had been a powerful man once. He...

Added 19 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,926 | 4 Comments

Dirty Old Pervert 4

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen I spent the next day recovering from my excesses of the earlier night. One masturbation session and one session of hot sex with a young woman should be enough to exhaust a man of my energy levels. I did not even think about sex all day long, and whenever I did not...

Added 11 May 2014 | Category Fetish | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,560 | 2 Comments

Unguent 4

Laura took the ferry back to New Jersey more than an hour later, having walked all the way instead of taking the bus. She’d stopped on the way to get herself a chocolate chip frappe and some water from a Starbucks on Broadway. Chocolate had always been her friend when she was emotionally rocky. Becoming young and attaining a fantasy body did not mean that her habits had budged an inch....

Added 10 May 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,438 | 3 Comments

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miss you, hope you're doing well

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Hello, my friend! So glad to see you back. In response to your comment, all women certainly would not have the viewpoint I portrayed in my poem. But I do. I enjoy being loved everyday, not just certain holidays. I personally detest Valentine's Day (it's so fake to me).

But to each his own!

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Have a great week yourself!

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M, thanks for your kind words.
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Love the artwork! Did you draw them? Mwah!

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I'm great dear. Hope you are too
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