About megaxxxhornyman


A nerdy, kinky, horny average young male with a love for erotic stories of all types except for ones about gay-in-the-ass men and fecal/urine play. Lesbo, first time, smoking, facial, and incest are personal favorites to read and write.

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sex, scifi, videogames, smoking tobacco-non fsc cigarettes only: have to pack em myself these days. [!goddamn government: go literally fuck urself 'uncle' sam u extremely liberal bastard. leave my stuff out of this] , Anyway, other things are swimming, riding bicycles n minibikes and yes, sexting
Favorite Authors:
George Lucas, J.R.R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, Frank Perretti
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, adult romantic.
Favourite TV Shows:
mythbusters, defiance, once upon a time, revolution, walkin' dead, anythin' related to severe weather and, of course, adult romantic
Favorite Music:
Any rock n' roll type including heavy death metal, classic, christian, southern, soft. A little country, a few contemporary christian, etc. Anything from Star Wars soundtracks, LoTR, and Metroid/Zelda/Super Smash Bros Videogames


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01 Feb 2011
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Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 09:45

Megaxxxhornyman = 1: 'Megaman'--Megaman or Megaman 'X' from the classic Megaman NES & SNES gaming consoles. 2: 'xxx'-- because I'm a male sex fiend in cyberspace but here on earth I'm a virgin (aside from screwing myself frequently) and 3: --Because when I'm online I'm generally uber horny and looking to get-off with someone but I sometimes resort to reading a story if that fails.

Topic: Sexiest Fictional Character
Posted: 02 Nov 2013 10:39

If i had to pick just 1, it would b Laura Croft from the Tomb Raider series of movies and videogames. If there were a top 4 she'd be 1st, then 2nd would b Samus Aran from all the Metroid videogames, mainly when she's out of her Power Suit--which is technically a metal space suit with military hardware, both defensive and offensive. 3rd would b Padme Amidala from Star Wars and the last would be Adult Zelda from the newer Zelda games starting on the N64 to present

Topic: "Slut"
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 18:23

Yes women can get off on that word. In a sexual setting, it's almost empowering in a way. It's a way to denote that you're having really dirty sex and enjoying it. In fact, it's almost like role play. Especially if you're the "Lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets" kind of girl. Meaning, as far as outward appearances go, no one would ever guess the kinky shit you're really into. Like having your hair pulled, being tied down, roughed up...getting fucked on all fours, playing with cum, etc. So it's not always a degrading thing, it just means you're taking a good fucking. You're engaging in what would be perceived as 'slutty' behavior...and you enjoy it. Being a slut is giving you a rush. And if you're being 'slutty' and someone calls you a slut, it can be even more of a turn on. :yes i agree with u totally, and it is wise to use it accurately at the most appropriate times if engaging in such 'biologically messy' acts as 'multi-body' sex and 'self-humping' sex.

Topic: fellas and masturbation
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 18:05

if i feel i need more exercise i begin to take my cock in hand usually wearing a sock or vinyl/latex exam glove, but anyway once my dick is in hand and something is covering it to catch my gooey load, i jerk away, usually taking 20-30 minutes on average just for one orgasm, but as soon as my nut starts to bust, i squeeze and wank even harder, and gawddamn, it gets so strong i feel slight pain during a couple ejaculation throbs, and that swiftly melts into sheer pleasure and bliss.

Topic: fellas and masturbation
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 15:34

almost nightly, thru my pj's and boxer&briefs. my hands one on top of the other and pressing towards my meat but careful not to squash my balls, and either hump or rub or both hump&rub away till i cum and keep going till the orgasm subsides almost completely-thats my favorite method, but one handed works pretty well if im on here cybering a hot chic

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