Forum posts made by mercianknight

Topic What's your favorite cookie?
Posted 31 Jan 2014 06:12

Chocolate Digestives - dark chocolate preferably

Topic Why aren't you telling your spouse that you frequent sites like Lush?
Posted 31 Jan 2014 06:10

Well, some of my stories are about cheating and I wouldn't want him to misinterpret. Fantasies are just that, but there's no reason to make it uncomfortable.

Well said Charlotte. My wife knows about Lush and has even read a couple of my tales - but she finds it hard to delineate between my fantasy writings and real life.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 31 Jan 2014 06:07

Insufficient Data! I believe it's foolish to affirm or deny the existence of something that has not been proven nor dis proven.I do believe however there are things that are beyond our capability of understanding. And yet we keep trying anyway.Brick wall

Yeah! What he said. laughing3

Topic Question for the "straight" guys
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:42

The debate about 'gay' or 'not gay' is moot. Explain how an uber straight guy like me would even get a stiffy worth sucking? - assuming I'd even want a dudes gums around my plums!!

Topic pregnant girls
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:38

preggie sex? Really? puke

Love 'em, but not turned on by them

Topic Sexual harassment at work
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:35

I think it used to be called 'flirting' when I was young and hot enough to attract that kind of attention and I certainly did not mind it. The more mature ladies were always getting a kick out of making me blush and I even got propositioned a few times - especially at Xmas parties. Aah, good days.

Political correctness seems to have killed all that off. (release the dogs!!)

Topic Cock Rings
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:29

Hmmm! Never thought about it. Maybe I should invest in one. dontknow

Topic Do you shave your cock clean? When did you start?
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:27

Started about a year or so ago to keep the area well trimmed - stops the hairs tickling the wife's nose. Too scared to shave proper and the idea of 'waxing' just brings tears to my eyes!!


Topic Why did he cum so fast?
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:23

I guess it's the same reason women can come fast when they get oral or any other pleasure. Sometimes people are just so turned on they can't help themselves. It also helps if the person giving them pleasure is good at it, as you say you are. Now, I'd be pleased if I could make a guy come fast, because I know I did the job well, but also sad, because I love sucking cock. Hopefully he can withstand still getting it sucked on even after he came.

Totally the best answer. binky

Topic Fisting - turn on?
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:20

Was not originally on my 'sex radar', however, I very carefully and slowly fisted my incredibly excited wife one experimental evening and it was amazing. She had the most amazing multiple orgasms. Glad we tried it. Definite turn on.

It is not something we do all the time, but it is part of our repetoire. Keep it fresh and keep it real.

Topic The Final Inspection
Posted 01 Oct 2013 06:01

Some former colleagues were killed recently and the following eulogy was read. Brought a tear to my battle weary eyes. I confess to not knowing who the original author was/is and hope it is appropriate to post here.

"The Final Inspection"

The policemen stood and faced their God,
Which must always come to pass.
They hoped their shoes were shining.
Just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, policemen.
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My church have you been true?"

The policemen squared their shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, we guess we ain't,
Because those of us who carry badges
can't always be a saint.

We've had to work most Sundays,
and at times our talk was rough,
and sometimes we've been violent,
Because the streets are awfully tough.

But we never took a penny,
That wasn't ours to keep....
Though we worked a lot of overtime
When the bills just got too steep.

And we never passed a cry for help,
Though at times we shook with fear.
And sometimes, God forgive us,
We've wept many tears.

We know we don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted us around
Except to calm their fear.

If you've got a place for us here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
We never expected or had too much,
But if you don't.....We'll understand.

There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod.
As the policemen waited,
For the judgment of their God.

"Step forward now, all of you,
You've borne your burdens well.
Come walk a beat on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in hell."

Topic It’s OK in Texas to shoot a woman for refusing to have sex! You're within the law.
Posted 13 Jun 2013 11:26

Perhaps this is why Texas has two of the fastest growing cities in the U.S. AND the highest rate of internal migration i.e. other yanks moving from the touchy-feely socialist north to the willd, wild west approach of Texas.

Not for me though. Just saying.

Topic Fifty Shades of Grey
Posted 13 Jun 2013 11:17

Wife just finished reading them. She loved book 2 but thought the others were so, so and was kind of disappointed with the ending. She then accused me of being 'Christian' - still trying to work out if that is a compliment or not

Topic The 'Poll' Poll
Posted 01 May 2013 10:36

Alpha just seemed the natural choice. Looking forward to where this goes.

Topic Hey guys! Does it really matter what the girl looks like?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 08:14

Of course looks count, it's the first impression you have of someone. From there you either have a more positive image of the individual or you start looking for the exit!

Bang on the money. thumbup

Mind you, being a leg man, I did once date this one one chick who had awesome legs and the face of a pit-bull chewing a wasp. Doggy-style was great. Heck, I was young and horny. bates

Topic How many women's asses have you come inside?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 08:10

Just the one secure enough take it and still enjoy it. Bless her.

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 08:04

First time it happened to the wife she was totally embarassed until I assured her just how HOT, HOT, HOT it was and had added to the whole experience. Does not happen all the time, but when it does.... oh boy!

Topic Sluts? Why?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 08:02

We really want that old saying, "Slut in the bedroom, Cook in the kitchen, and a Lady in public" An old timer once told me there were two kinds of women. Ones you fuck and ones you marry.

This was the gist of an answer I was hoping would show up and the one I stand by. coffee

Topic Labia Size
Posted 19 Apr 2013 07:58

I am good with any size as long as the lady keeps herself clean

Perfect answer. thumbup

Topic Short skirt/dress or short shorts?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 07:53

To all the ladies opting for the short skirts or dresses ....... I LOVE YOU!! 3601

Too much?

Topic The Willykini: YES or NO?
Posted 19 Apr 2013 07:51


I think I also discovered a hidden agenda. When I showed the pic to the wife her response went something like: "HELL NO! I rather let you wear your speedos again before being seen with you on the beach wearing one of THOSE!"

Hmmm! wave

Topic Have you ever wanted to be with someone and knew it could not be
Posted 28 Mar 2013 07:49

Absolutely - but I do not dwell on it.

Topic The person below me is...
Posted 19 Mar 2013 10:02

Nope, already had lunch!

TPBM likes to 'watch'

Topic Can you REALLY feel it?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:59

Within recent recollection? No coffee

Topic What's better?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:57

I would like one of each please. Especially if you can massage my feet while deepthroating my schlong. That'd be a first but, I'm game.

Excellent response, however, when asked to pick one I still go for doggystyle.

Topic Have you ever rejected a woman's advances?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:54

Yes & each time has been for the same reason-I just was not interested in them as a sex partner..


Topic After sex
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:52

I prefer post coitus snuggling, but the wife tends to shove me away until I cool down and she catches her breath. Kinda sad really. dontknow

Topic Are you a true pussy eater?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:46

Eating her pussy is the best appetizer ever!

Topic Do you use toys to masturbate?
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:44

Does the wife count as a toy? coffee

Topic Most of the stories written are.....
Posted 18 Mar 2013 08:36

about women married to men with a five inch cock and finding that 10 inch cock, the one cock that will fill her up. I guess if its a fantasy to have a big cock then size matters, right?

Your summation regarding the Lush content seems a tad harsh but is pretty close to the truth. Additionally, this is an erotic site that, in the main, attempts to create visuals using the written word and that 10" cock is pretty easy to imagine - even if it does engender feelings of inadequacy about the length of my own lance. crybaby

My question to you is: Was this thread merely a statement of your observations or an attempt to initiate discourse on the type of content you would like to read.