About mischiefmaker


I love to make mischief. I almost look like my avatar except that I don't carry a javelin around. I have an active imagination and a true fascination with the female form from the artistic standpoint as well as the sexual one. I hate bullies, cowards, and posers; I love people with a strong social conscience.

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Southeast part of the state, Virginia, United States
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27 Apr 2017 12:10
Working out. Mixed Martial Arts. Javelin. Renewable energy; science history. Magic. Trying cases and writing legal briefs, all pro bono.
Favorite Books:
Any non-fiction dealing with working out, renewable energy, magic, or science history. For fiction, adventure novels and science fiction.
Favorite Authors:
James Patterson, John Grisham
Favorite Movies:
My Cousin Vinny; 2001 A Space Odyssey; Endless Summer; Fight Club; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series; Dancing at the Blue Iguana; Black Widow (the 1987 classic, not the Marvel version or the 1954 version); Braveheart
Favorite Music:
Bon Jovi, Train, Kellie Pickler (actually more her looks than music -- I'm fascinated by her); Queen (Another One Bites The Dust is my favorite old song), The Village People (YMCA is my favorite dance song -- along with Shout of course)


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26 Nov 2010
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Topic: Tattoos, turn on or turn off
Posted: 14 Dec 2013 09:52

Small, delicate, original ones -- a turn-on. Large or trite ones -- a major turn-off.

Topic: Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted: 08 Nov 2012 18:01

Granted -- but your friends are diabolical and turn their joy and good will into pranks that they pull on you! So sorry.

I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!

Topic: "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted: 07 May 2012 08:06

Carnival animal trainer

Topic: Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted: 02 May 2012 16:20

Granted, however you have no patience whatsoever with animals; all the local dogs and cats sense it and bite and scratch you every chance they get. That's gotta hurt!

I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.

Topic: "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted: 02 May 2012 16:18

Only Male Victoria Secret's Model

Topic: "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted: 29 Apr 2012 10:18

adult toy saleswoman and demonstrator

Topic: Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted: 29 Apr 2012 10:16

Granted -- they make you laugh hysterically, causing everyone around you to think you should be in the looney bin. Ouch!

I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.

Topic: Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted: 28 Apr 2012 11:21

Granted -- but although your mind focuses on other things your hand is drawn to the keyboard and sends out an invitation to all of your friends on lush to come and partake of your "goodies."

I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.

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Stories Published By mischiefmaker All Stories »

A Loving Husband

In some ways Vince and Vicky were an unlikely couple. They had vastly different backgrounds from much different socio-economic classes. Vince had a blue collar upbringing while Vicky came from a well-to-do family. Vince had to fight, both literally and figuratively, for everything he had attained while Vicky’s accomplishments seemed to come almost effortlessly.  As a fifty one year old...

Added 11 Mar 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 10,484 | 5 Comments

A Reasonable Accommodation

Blair Wilson was an average guy in almost every respect. He was of average height, average looks, and average intelligence, and possessed average athleticism, average personality, average libido, average sex equipment, and average charisma. Like every average person, however, he had some better than average features, and some less than average. For example as some of his good features...

Added 24 Feb 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 5,695 | 3 Comments

Hard Times

When Trevor came in to the Environmental Awareness Center at ten a.m. for his Wednesday volunteer shift a new receptionist was on duty. She looked to be in her mid-twenties with long auburn hair, sparkling green eyes, a rosy blemish-free complexion and a buxom chest.  “Hi, I’m Trevor Bridges,” he said extending his hand, “are you a new volunteer here?” Ashley Thomas accepted Trevor’s...

Added 11 Feb 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,930 | 2 Comments

Don't Fuck MY Wife

As I exited her bedroom after having fucked Samatha three times to finally render her comatose, the most serene feeling of my life washed over me like a gentle wave in the Caribbean. All that was left was the complete humiliation of that asshole that started me on my quest. Sorry, I was just thinking back on one of the most satisfying experiences of my life, and I know that you have no...

Added 05 Feb 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 35,761 | 11 Comments

The Charity Ball

I hate going to charity balls. You have to get dressed in a monkey suit, they’re always so crowded and boisterous that even if you don’t have claustrophobia you feel icky, you have to listen to boring speeches, the band is often either too loud or bad, and the drinks are way overpriced. I have no problem sending money to worthy causes I just don’t like the events that they think they have...

Added 27 Jan 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 8,359 | 2 Comments

Fantasy or Reality?

Fantasy or Reality? Some guys who are married to “hot” women always have a nagging feeling in their gut that she will have so many opportunities to stray that it may eventually happen. I was one of those guys. While not chopped liver myself I have always felt that my wife Jill is significantly better looking than I am; in fact I have had this observation more than subtly pointed out to...

Added 14 Jan 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 5,914 | 3 Comments

Car/Body Sharing

When I was in my late teens there were three guiding principles that I thought would shape my life; #1, if I got married it would be forever; #2, I would never loan out my car unless it was a clunker; and #3, I would never get involved in anyone else’s male-female relationships. By the time I was twenty seven things were working out a little differently than I thought. I had a hard time...

Added 15 Nov 2012 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 8,261 | 2 Comments

Robin Hood With A Pussy

Jeff never figured out why his wife of two years went “postal;” actually it was more like “bank berserk” but that term was coined just to describe her activities, so when it started happening the only name he could come up with was “postal.” From Jeff’s perspective – maybe one a neutral observer might find flawed – he thought he had a decent marriage. What an unlikely woman, he thought, to...

Added 04 Sep 2012 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 5,637 | 1 Comment

The Roller Coaster Party

When on vacation at a lake resort my wife and I attended a Saturday Night charity event in an amusement park. For dinner and during the live auction we sat at a table with eight other people we had never met. The woman who sat next to me introduced herself as Pam – a perky average sized brunette with a nice ass, maybe ten years younger than I was. Pam was very personable and chatty and had...

Added 05 Jul 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 58 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 22,456 | 6 Comments

The Olympic Spirit

Kate was bothered and starting to question her life choices. She was 21, going to college part time and on-line, had no boyfriend or romantic involvement with anyone, and knew that it would be at least another five years – if everything worked out – before she could possibly graduate from law school, her academic goal. And she didn’t even know any guys she wanted to bong, let alone have any...

Added 03 Aug 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 7,024 | 1 Comment

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 29 Aug 2012 10:52
Thank you for your kind comment on "And Should We Dare To Take The Leap?", I do appreciate it.


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Posted: 16 Mar 2012 13:02
Thank you for adding me as a friend ... apologies for taking an age to acknowledge it x

THE Lush Attention Whore

Posted: 20 Dec 2011 05:30
Merry Christmas!

Posted: 30 Nov 2010 22:24
Hey there doll, thanks for the photo comment Xxx
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