Topic Tattoos, turn on or turn off
Posted 14 Dec 2013 09:52
Small, delicate, original ones -- a turn-on. Large or trite ones -- a major turn-off.
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 08 Nov 2012 18:01
Granted -- but your friends are diabolical and turn their joy and good will into pranks that they pull on you! So sorry.
I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 02 May 2012 16:20
Granted, however you have no patience whatsoever with animals; all the local dogs and cats sense it and bite and scratch you every chance they get. That's gotta hurt!
I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 29 Apr 2012 10:16
Granted -- they make you laugh hysterically, causing everyone around you to think you should be in the looney bin. Ouch!
I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 28 Apr 2012 11:21
Granted -- but although your mind focuses on other things your hand is drawn to the keyboard and sends out an invitation to all of your friends on lush to come and partake of your "goodies."
I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 25 Apr 2012 12:48
Granted, but at the same time everyone except you improves his/her skills dramatically, leaving you in the dust. Ouch!
I wish that every time a luscious female Lushie clicked on my profile page she had a monster orgasm!
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 24 Apr 2012 06:57
Granted -- unfortunately the contractor uses substandard and toxic materials from China and after a month the vapors cause you to lose all interest in sex. Guess we won't be seeing you on Lush too much longer -- damn!
I wish that adele and wildcat would do things to my body never done before!
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 20 Apr 2012 15:35
Granted -- the finest ingrown toenails, the finest herpes rashes, the finest lice, etc.
I wish some lovely female Lushie would have a startling wish about me!
Topic Ban the person above you
Posted 20 Apr 2012 15:30
I ban joey3 for not having kiwi juice on her breakfast try and for having clothes on!
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 17 Apr 2012 06:04
Granted, but you're slightly disappointed when you find out her profile is a fake and she's really a 300 pound transvestite with herpes and body odor.
I wish that the femal Lush lovely most enamored of me would reveal herself.
Topic Lush Jeopardy
Posted 15 Apr 2012 05:15
What do you call Amy's toes when she is trying to dry her toenail polish?
Boston strangler
Topic Be Careful What You Wish For.........
Posted 15 Apr 2012 05:13
Granted -- it dragged by because you were stuck with the most boring guy in the world who talked non-stop abouit himself until you were ready to jump off a bridge! Is that better?
I wish Wildcat would post a video of her dancing for me!
Topic Lush Jeopardy
Posted 11 Apr 2012 17:54
What opposites attract?
moon shadow
