About Miss_B_Having

“I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?”
― Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Just in case your eyes don't make it down to my orientation... I'm Straight!! No doubts, not even a hint of curiosity .. Girls just do not do it for me! Don't get it twisted. Don't assume I'm here, therefore I must be horny. It is not always the case. Whether online or in the real world... a woman needs stimulation, be it physical or intellectual.

I do not accept random Chat or Friend Requests.
If you send a request and we have never exchanged words, take it as a given that I will reject the request.
*My Mamma always taught me not to talk to strangers!*

And all these "boys" with Fake avatars.. We're the intelligent species remember? We might pretend but deep down, you know we don't believe it’s you ... and talking of photos .. Yours gets mine, a simple one for one trade.. Easy to comprehend, no? Don't give me the "my camera is broken" story because 99.9% of cell phones/mobiles come with a built in camera so don't bullshit a bull shitter! I just won't send mine.
And if you have seen me... It means I trust you... Don't fuck that up! XxX

Between the Devil & The Deep Blue Sea
Several interests... Have a serious ink fetish! Love a man that can make me laugh without trying too hard. I'm a BIG fan of Real...So over fake bullshit.
Once bitten, twice shy ... And in light of that, Sad to say that all subsequent friendships will be approached with the utmost caution.
Such a shame that one persons Antics have to set the precedent for the ones that follow.
Favorite Books:
Love Biographies, Thrillers and naturally, a little Erotica thrown in for good measure!
Favorite Authors:
Karin Slaughter, Patricia Cornwell, Jodi Picoult, James Patterson, Jeffrey Deaver, John Green, Gillian Flynn.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list... From Classics, like Ferris Bueller, The Breakfast Club, Some kind of Wonderful, The Legend of Billie Jean and Tuff Turf to The Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Se7en, The Departed, Scarface, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, We're the Millers, The Heat, Disconnect, 2 Guns, Prisoners, The Internship, Lone Survivor, The Wolf of Wall Street, 12 Years a Slave, Dallas Buyers Club, About Time, August-Osage County, Captain Phillips, Delivery Man, Winter's Tale, That Awkward Moment, A Fault in Our Stars, Bad Neighbours, The Other Woman, Boyhood, American Sniper, Gone Girl, Nightcrawler, The Fault in our Stars, Begin Again, You're Not You, Chef, Horrible Bosses 2, The Cobbler, Spy, Adult Beginners, Black or White, Focus, Laggies, St. Vincent, The Drop, The Equalizer, Child 44, The Judge, Unfinished Business, The Little Death, This is Where I Leave You, True Story, Whiplash, Southpaw, Before We Go, Magic Mike XXL, Self/less, Mississippi Grind, Me & Earl & The Dying Girl, Zipper, Straight Outta Compton and the list just keeps on growing.
Favourite TV Shows:
You're the Worst & Friends... not many other sitcoms hit the mark with me tho. Twisted sense of humour in desperate need of being catered to. Series wise... Loved Dexter, Ray Donovan, Kingdom, The Fall, Luther. Currently enjoying The Leftovers... Just watched episode 1 of Bloodline and needless to say, I'm desperate to Marathon it. Finally started GOT... Love it! Eventually put a dent in Suits.
Favorite Music:
Anything from Eminem to Andrea Bocelli. Skunk Anansie, The Cure, The Smiths, Imagine Dragons, Naughty Boys' Hotel Cabana, Bastille, John Newman, Plan B, Faithless, Disclosure, Sam Smith, Paramore, LOVE Sia's 1000 Forms of Fear, Ellie Goulding, Mr Probz, Coldplay and Ed Sheeran, James Bay, Years & Years, Jessie Ware, Jack Savoretti, Young the Giant, The Weeknd, Maroon 5, Sam Hunt, and and and......
Date Joined:
20 May 2013
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06 Dec 2016
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Posted: 25 Oct 2016 05:01

More face paint than a costume.

The Person below me isn't a Halloween fan

Topic: Opposite Word Game
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All my Submissions start with "A"!

Topic: Opposite Word Game
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Bogus claims made here daily

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Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 25 Oct 2016 04:41

An ice cube

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Topic: Three words said about the person above you
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Here little Puppy! (lol)

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Topic: What you going to wear to bed tonight?
Posted: 25 Oct 2016 04:31

As little as possible... 30+C tonight

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My Turn

Holding my hand tighter, you pull me through the open door. I reluctantly follow into the darkened interior as you take both of my hands, opening my arms and wrapping them around you from the back, encouraging me to squeeze. You can feel my whole body trembling from nervous anticipation. It isn't the temperature that is making me tremble, although it should be considering the wardrobe you...

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