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My name is Becky and I am a shop assistant from England. I've been reading the stories on Lush for some time, but I've only just decided to "sign up" officially (sssh, it's a secret!)

I teach dance in my spare time and I have written a few stories of my own, which I have now been brave enough to post here.

I go to the gym and run whenever I can. I enjoy sci-fi and bad movies ... although Dirty Dancing is NOT a bad movie (and nor is Footloose - old and new version).

I enjoy chatting, although please don't get angry if I don't drop everything to speak to you immediately, it comes across as a little demanding and freaky. Remember, I'm mainly here because I love reading and writing - if we chat that's great! Keep it light and frothy?



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Topic: Writing a story from the view of the opposite gender
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 03:59

I tried this recently, and failed badly. I asked my bf loads of questions to help me, and he ended up looking at me like I was some kind of mentalist. I guess it's true to say that you should write about what you know; I know and understand how I feel - I'll be damned if i completely know what's going on in bloke's mind :(

Topic: Ladies...Swallow or Spit?
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 01:41

Swallow - spitting is rude, isn't it?

Topic: Have you ever had sex in the rain?
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 00:24

Afternoon sex with my first love in a forest as the summer rain cascaded through the branches. In my head it was something very sensual and romantic; like something out of a movie.

Topic: What gets you noticed?
Posted: 02 Nov 2013 11:22

My quick use of profanity in formal situations.

Topic: Doggie style masterbation
Posted: 02 Nov 2013 03:31

It depends I guess. Difficult to masturbate doggy style in the shower (I have a hopelessly small shower).

Topic: Gamer Girls Whats ur favourtie game!
Posted: 30 Oct 2013 00:50

The Mass Effect games

Topic: What kind of panties do you prefer?
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 23:49

Normal, comfy panties are the best - bikini briefs. I have a few thongs and such, but I've never completely got on with them. Comfort is the key x

Topic: underwear or no underwear?
Posted: 23 Oct 2013 11:53

I've worn no underwear a few times - not really for any sexual reason, but rather because of VPL when wearing a particular outfit. I always feel a little self-conscious when I do it, as I'm certain it's fairly obvious I'm not wearing knickers. But, it does get rid of the VPL, so every cloud!?!!

Topic: have you ever done or tried shower sex
Posted: 19 Oct 2013 12:56

It's never as bloody easy as it looks in the movies. Tried it and love it but it is super awkward. Nearly drowned once giving a guy oral sex in the shower. Lol

Topic: Watching men get erections
Posted: 17 Oct 2013 23:07

Agreed with the comments above - it is very sexy feeling knowing you can do that to somebody.

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Mary Elizabeth Brooks died in the autumn months of 2010, leaving behind her a loving husband and an only daughter. Clarissa had only been sixteen at the time of her mother’s death, and the suddenness of the bereavement had left her worryingly melancholic. Her mother had been her guiding light in life, and now that she was gone, the world had seemed a much crueller and darker place. *** ...

Added 30 Aug 2015 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 295


"Armed police officers! We have a warrant to search the premises!" A rude awakening if ever there was one! I quickly slipped on a pair of pink polka-dot knickers that I’d discarded on the bedroom floor the night before, and pulled on my pale blue skinny fit tee-shirt. I tugged it into place over my breasts just in time; a burly black man with a bald head crashed through the bedroom door...

Added 28 Oct 2013 | Category Cuckold | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 10,015 | 13 Comments


It was when the heel of my shoe clicked firmly against the wooden ankle of the bench for the tenth time that Mrs Hemsley, the school secretary, finally looked up at me with complete exasperation. I smiled politely, as you should, but the old woman simply frowned and shook her head. “Charlotte Reid, why can’t you sit still?” Mrs Hemsley finally spluttered. I shrugged as if it really was...

Added 24 Oct 2013 | Category Reluctance | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 20,679 | 11 Comments


Effortlessly, the girl pushed her feet against the wall and propelled herself through the water. Hypnotic lines of sunlight cut through the pool as she gracefully swept from one side to the other. She kicked her feet rhythmically and accelerated her motion before finally breaking the surface. Gasping for air, the girl held the edge of the pool and pinched her slightly snotty nose with her...

Added 25 Aug 2014 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 147


“Happy Birthday, baby,” Dad whispered, planting a soft kiss on the top of my head. My cake, a pink monstrosity of gargantuan proportions, had eighteen candles. I’d counted them ten times already in my head, still not quite believing that the big day had finally arrived. As with all special days, I was having to share this wonderful experience with my sister, Megan. She sat moodily at the...

Added 14 Jul 2015 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 279

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