A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, 'T-G-I-F'

He smiled at her and replied,
'S-H-I-T'

She looked at him puzzled and said, 'T-G-I-F' again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, 'T-G-I-F' another time.

The man smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde finally decided to explain things and this time she said, 'T-G-I-F. Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?'

The man answered, 'S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'

Oh, the many times I've been the TGIF-er. *sigh*

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Ahh, so funny.

Bahaha, this made my day.

We piled into my apartment, our clothes flying off and spreading out around the room. I pulled him into the bedroom, our lips busy at work. He pushed me down onto my back on the bed and climbed over me. He teased me with his gentle kisses. He started at my neck, which made me moan softly. He chuckled against my neck and continued on his way down. When he reached my breasts, he rolled...

Added 19 Oct 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.55 | Views 4,651 | 9 Comments