About Mister_E


I'm into my 60s; semi retired; married to an amazing woman who has kept me young, active and sexually satisfied since we were 16. I've been reading Lush Stories for a while and decided that I ought to share some of my true experiences with the younger generation - if only show that sex hasn't just been invented. I'll leave the chatting, etc to the rest of you and write and read - especially your comments

John Edwards
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24 Jun 2018 04:24
Photography; sex; music; golf; reading; Lush
Favorite Books:
The Rebus series; H2G2
Favorite Authors:
Jasper Fforde; Charles Dickens; Douglas Adams; Ian Rankin; Alexander McCall-Smith; Carl Hiassen; Julian Barnes;
Favorite Movies:
La Vie en Rose; Another Year; A Good Year
Favorite Music:
Anything and everything by Red Priest; G & S; Leonard Cohen


Date Joined:
15 Mar 2011
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Topic: Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted: 06 Feb 2012 04:54

These women are all gorgeous but why does anyone yearn for the return of full pubic hair? It gets in your teeth so well trimmed or naked is far better to attend to.

Topic: What's the funniest or strangest comment you have received on one of your stories?
Posted: 02 Oct 2011 15:36

I've had two memorable comments. Both were made by 'critics' who hadn't published anything themselves (on Lush).

Each started 'Gave it 3 because:'.

No. 1 merely said. 'avg'. Most helpful and constructive. So I took it to mean Almost Very Good!

No. 2 said 'too much fanase'. God knows what that's supposed to mean!

In both cases the votes and comments from others were very positive.

Any comment is supposed to be better than none but in these cases I do wonder.

Topic: Do you rate other authors?
Posted: 30 Aug 2011 23:07

Glad to hear that the voting system is changing. I too try to vote / comment / PM on all stories I complete. I sometimes feel pedantic but hope that my comments are constructive rather than destructive criticism. I appreciate feedback on my stories and think most other authors feel the same.

Topic: Do you rate other authors?
Posted: 07 Aug 2011 04:27

I'd like more feedback on my stories. I try to vote / comment on everything I read as I feel that authors do appreciate the comments and encouragement made. Sometime I PM someone with particualr suggested improvements, however.

I do feel somewhat disappointed by the lack of response from my readers. For instance I've had 5000+ people viewing a story (good); 20 voting and 3 comments.

If you equate that to a concert with an audience of 5000 then
- some of them will have given up halfway through (as they got bored; frustrated with the grammar; found that the subject matter wasn't to their liking) but at least they took a look at who was performing
- of the (say) 2000 people left (i.e. those who finished the story); 20 people are clapping / stamping their feet / showing some reaction
- BUT only 3 are shouting 'Encore' or booing i.e. voicing a reaction to the performance. I realise that only members are allowed to post comments, so that cuts down the likelihood of comments being made.

I've had one quote "Gave it a 3: avg". What does that mean? I discovered, he was a newcomer and had never publlished anything on Lush.

So I'm afraid that without forcing people to vote we're stuck with the current system BUT it is a good outlet for all the budding authors and gives everyone the opportunity to read a whole variety of styles, genres and writing qualities. Perhaps some, like me, are then encouraged to give it a go and write something themselves.

I do agree, however, that forcing a comment on a '3' rated story is unnecessary.

Topic: Last Two Letters ....
Posted: 29 May 2011 03:37


Topic: Last Two Letters ....
Posted: 28 May 2011 23:21


Topic: Have you ever taken photos of friends having sex and been invited to join in?
Posted: 22 Mar 2011 06:37

My story (Not Just the Photographer) is about my taking photos of friends having sex which developed into my unexpected involvement. Has this ever happened to you?

Topic: Has having your photo taken developed into anything more?
Posted: 21 Mar 2011 15:25

My story (Not Just the Photographer) is about my taking photos of friends having sex which developed into my unexpected involvement. Has this ever happened to you?

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Stories Published By Mister_E All Stories »

Phone Sex and The Babysitter

I’d planned to work late but various meetings were cancelled so I caught an earlier train. On the walk from the station, as usual, I called in to The Bull and Bush pub for a quick drink, then made my way home – only a 5 minute walk. There was a strange car in the drive so I walked round the side of the house. It was dark so I knew I wouldn’t be seen. When I looked in through the patio...

Added 02 Dec 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 19,520 | 5 Comments

Watching and being watched

A last minute cancellation meant that Ali and I had the chance of a long weekend break skiing. So we picked up Dave and Chrissy and all their gear for the 3 hour drive to our chalet. As soon as we set off Chrissy couldn’t wait to hog the conversation to tell us what they’d seen last night “We’d been to see the latest Harry Potter and were coming back to the car park when we noticed three or...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 17,477 | 6 Comments

Lesbian Lovers at Last

I don’t do a diary anymore but record now and then things of importance so that I won’t forget in years to come. What happened last night was mind-shattering and life-changing. I will never forget Sophie's pain and then our ecstatic pleasure but some of the details may blur unless I write about it. ~~~~~~~~~ I’d had a bath and was on my sofa with my second glass of wine and well into my box...

Added 27 Sep 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 15,643 | 5 Comments

The Boss's Wife (Part 2)

I slid a finger either side of Ellie’s moist clit and gently rubbed it. She didn’t respond like she usually did and all of a sudden sat up. “I’ve got something to tell you,” she said, “and I’m not sure how you’ll take it.” “Try me.” “I think I’m a lesbian. I’ve had sex with a woman and I liked it.” “Who – what – where – when?” I spluttered – shocked but intrigued. “It was with Jayne,...

Added 11 Aug 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 21,497 | 6 Comments

The Boss's wife

I don’t know when it started. Maybe at the office party; perhaps when I was leaning over his desk, perhaps I did tease him a lot; maybe it was when he breathed in my perfume and saw my cleavage as I sat next to him taking dictation. Anyway, we started flirting first of all. That led to a kiss and an occasional furtive grope. Eventually we had sex. Sometimes it was in the office, other times...

Added 25 Jun 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.61 | Views 31,726 | 6 Comments

Weekend cottage with friends -Pt 6 -Sunday Morning

I woke with a hand on my cock. It wasn’t mine. It wasn’t Julie’s — she was asleep next to me with the cheeks of her bum pushed against my thigh. “Who’s that?” I whispered. “It’s me, Anna” came the whisper back. “What are you doing? What do you want?” “I’m feeling your lovely hard cock, silly. And what I want is you. You’re the only one who’s not fucked me yet and I’m still horny.” “I...

Added 19 Aug 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 8,390 | 2 Comments

Weekend cottage with friends - Pt 5 - Guess Who?

Despite the energetic exploits of the previous night, the men went for a round of golf. When we came back we were grabbed by our partners and dragged to our bedrooms. Julie told me that while we’d been out they’d decided on a game for the evening but we needed to be shaved – down there. “Why? You mean just my cock or my balls as well?” “Everything. All I can say is that it’s so that you...

Added 18 Aug 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,967 | 3 Comments

Weekend cottage with friends - Pt 4 – Saturday

I woke up with a rock hard cock – pressure on my bladder – Mr Stiffy as Julie calls it – and urgently needed a pee but I could hear someone in the shared bathroom. What could I do? I was naked as usual but what was I worried about especially after the events so far? I crept in and could see Jayne through the steam-frosted glass of the shower “Sorry but I desperately need to pee” I said...

Added 09 Jul 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 13,335 | 10 Comments

Weekend cottage with friends - Pt 3 – Later in Bed

When I finally got to bed, Julie was under the covers with a big grin on her face. “What’s with the Cheshire Cat smile?” I asked. “You’ll never believe what I’ve been up to” “Try me” “Well, you know that I dashed to the bathroom for a pee and Jayne followed me. I got there first and sat quickly on the loo. Jayne came in stark naked and holding herself between her legs and saying how...

Added 30 Jun 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 20,235 | 6 Comments

Weekend cottage with friends - Pt 2 – The Kitchen

After the Bolero orgy, Mark, me and Anna thought we’d play the good guys and clear up in the kitchen. We forgot about any clothes except that Anna put on her dress but left it unbuttoned at the front. Our good intentions quickly evaporated when we saw Anna bending over to load the dishwasher. Mark and I simultaneously reached forward and stroked each bum cheek and parted them. This caused...

Added 29 Jun 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 19,494 | 3 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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