About Mojavejoe420

Biography

INTJ and 'Gentleman Dom', but I've been in hiding all my life! Time to let the big dog out.

I have a sarcastic sense of humor, with a bit of droll and whimsy thrown in. I try to find humor in most things. My stories have some occasional darkish themes, but I try and throw in some funny bits also.

I really enjoy having actual relationships, not just fly-by-night type of things. Discovering the other person's kinks, desires, and utilizing them; it's a big turn on.

Name:
Mojave Joe
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
In an unmarked white van, California, United States
Local Time:
17 Jan 2018 03:26
Interests:
Women who are strong, intelligent, sexy, and submissive.

I also like wine tasting, beer drinking, vodka sipping, camping, off-roading, Vegas but not for gambling, being out in nature but not hiking (that's why I bought a Jeep, so i didn't have to hike). I love live music of most any kind. I love to laugh and to have fun, life is too serious and it's more fun to joke around than bitch and moan.
Favorite Books:
The Hunt for Red October, LOTR, Pillars of the Earth, GOT

I'm reading Game of Thrones for the third time. I'm so completely sucked into that world! I wish old George would get off his ass and finish the books. I love the TV show, but they seemed to have suffered a bit as of late without the full story to lead them.
Favorite Authors:
Heinlein, Herbert, Clarke, Follet, Grisham, Clancy, Ayn Rand
Favorite Movies:
Deadpool, LOTR, Shawshank, Green Mile, Crazy Stupid Love, Star Wars 4567Rogue, Fifth Element, All the Pixars, Stripes, Caddyshack, As Good as it Gets, Tombstone, Shaun of the Dead, Dan in Real Life, Guardians

I consider myself a big movie buff. I like old musicals (singing in the rain, Music Man), westerns, science fiction, fantasy, Marvel, chick flicks, rom com, comedies. Things I don't like are effects-driven movies like Expendables or Fast and Furious, and I'm not so big on horror movies. Although I do love the original Halloween!

They didn't ask, but I like a lot of theater, also. Spent time in NYC back in the day, so I saw original cast Evita, plus 42nd street, Cats, Chorus Line, Deathtrap, Mamma Mia, many others.
Favourite TV Shows:
GOT, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Walking Dead, Shameless

I've watched the Walking Dead and Game of Thrones from episode one! I mean, when they aired!
Favorite Music:
Led Zeppelin. Eagles, All other Retro crap. Sound of Silence by Disturbed.

I like a lot of current stuff, i just don't keep up with it like I do the old stuff. I think Jimmy page is amazing and should be enshrined somewhere. Although i don't like his treatment of JP Jones. But I guess that happens in bands.

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Topic: do you like cuddling after sex
Posted: 13 Apr 2017 16:37

Absolutely! Cuddling is great, lazily hugging and caressing while the orgasm waves are still floating around... it's one of my favorite things.

Topic: Cuddling
Posted: 14 Mar 2017 11:58

Similar to the above: If we haven't had sex recently and we're naked cuddling? I will be hoping for more!

Topic: Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 23:02

"I don't like implants!"

"You should get implants."

Topic: Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted: 02 Mar 2017 14:45

Yes to all. Met in an online forum, not this one. It's exciting, wonderful, amazing, and heartbreaking. All at the same time! What a ride.

Topic: You just won the lottery...what's your first BIG purchase
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 23:11

First I'd give my wife half the money so she can GTFO. Then... I'd move to Vegas and buy some crazy cool place! Make some new friends :)

Topic: Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 22:43

Yep!

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 14 Feb 2017 11:02

Get rid of the 10k word limit.

Topic: using an actual photo of yourself as your avatar
Posted: 09 Feb 2017 19:59

My avatar is a perfect representation of me! I absolutely love women, but they are a complete mystery to me. I've gotten lots of hotties, but I don't know why... I've lost plenty of hotties, too.

Topic: Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted: 31 Jan 2017 12:32

Yup, twice. The first time was a married woman at work. After a year and a half of drooling over her i finally told her how I feel. She was super sweet, very flattered, wanted to think about it. Then she let me know, on voice mail, that she wasn't going to leave her husband. I made two career changes because of her; one to be near her, another one to get away because I thought that would help lessen the feelings. It didn't.

This was 25 years ago. We're still friends, have lunch 2-3 times a year. I got over her, eventually. Took years. Now she's just a wonderful friend to me.

Topic: Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted: 31 Jan 2017 12:21

Not just a 'someone', but a certain special one, yes.

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Stories Published By Mojavejoe420 All Stories »

Love (And Sex!) In The Time of Zombies (Finale)

= = = Chapter 15 continued = = =   This is still me, Lorrie. So there we were, Tina and I trying to position this car along the ditch. Look, I'm not so good at backing up, ok? I rolled the stupid Pontiac down into the ditch. I mean, who even has a Pontiac anymore? We had this system where some of us moved cars, some drained the fluids, and some guarded us all. But, as Michael has told...

Added 30 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,505 | 1 Comment

Love (And Sex!) In The Time Of Zombies (Part 6)

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Chapter 13 - Group Therapy = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =   We got the street cleaned up by the afternoon. I called my people together. "Hey guys, good work today. Let's get cleaned up for an early dinner up at the house. Then I want to have a strategy session, we gotta do something so this doesn't happen again." We piled into the trucks and headed up the...

Added 28 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,470 | 1 Comment

Love (And Sex!) In the Time of Zombies (Part 5)

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Chapter 11 - The Story of Lorrie = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I begged Michael to let me write this part of the story. I was taking creative writing in school when all of this went down and, so, I think the story needs my touch. So yes, I was completely in puppy love with Michael at this point. I was also a virgin, technically. Meaning I hadn't...

Added 27 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,635 | 2 Comments

Love (And Sex!) In The Time of Zombies (Part 4)

===Chapter 9 continued===   Later that evening, as we watched 'Pitch Perfect' and sang along with all the a capella songs, the girls were all kind of silly and a bit strange. Seems like they approved of Gayle and I 'getting together'. She sat next to me during the movie, with her daughter Lorrie on my other side. Everyone said their goodnights, and I wondered what would happen. But I...

Added 26 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,308 | 2 Comments

Love (and Sex!) In The Time Of Zombies (Part 3)

  = = = = = = = = = = = = Chapter 8 - The Party = = = = = = = = = = = =   The Masters boys were dressed but looked a little sheepish. The Johnson sisters were beaming, their faces a little flushed. Must've been a pretty good time on the knife case, I presumed. "So what's the deal?" I wanted to pack up and get out of here. "Well," said Lizzie, the eldest. "The men here have fulfilled...

Added 23 Dec 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,483

Love (and Sex!) In The Time of Zombies Part 2

Part Two continues... The group needs medicine, Michael's luck continues to hold   = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Chapter 4 - Midnight Run = = = = = = = = = = = = = =   Gayle started talking rapid-fire before the door was fully open. "Michael it's Lorraine she's in trouble I think and I don't..." she stopped talking mid-sentence as the picture became clear to her. I pulled out...

Added 22 Dec 2017 | Category Incest | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,228 | 1 Comment

Love (And Sex!) In the Time of Zombies

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = Chapter 1 - The Beginning = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Claire looked gorgeous as she rode up and down my raging cock. Her tousled blonde hair partially covering her face she lolled her head from side to side as her orgasm wracked her entire body. Her beautiful breasts quivered and shook like only big breasts can. Shortly, she collapsed on top of me as her...

Added 19 Dec 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,934 | 4 Comments

Perchance To Dream Part 4

(Three weeks later, and we find Jim has moved out to a hotel. He and Mel have been seeing each other for three Friday nights, and she stays over but goes back to Alice on Saturday. We catch them as she's leaving on a Saturday morning.)   “Jim, I’ll see you in a few days. Okay? Honey?” “Yeah,” I responded to Mel. “Of course, babe. I was just… just missing you already!” I forced a smile and...

Added 05 Apr 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,371 | 4 Comments

Perchance To Dream Pt. 1

Today was shaping up to be like most any other Thursday; pretty boring. My daughter Alice turned twenty one today and, despite promising me that she and I would go get her first legal cocktail together, she went out after work with her new friends from the law firm.  She just started interning a month ago, but seemed to have already made many friends. I'm proud of her for that, but still,...

Added 03 Feb 2017 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 4,695 | 6 Comments

Perchance To Dream Pt. 2

Melanie found some of my daughter Alice’s looser fitting clothes and struggled into them. The Uber driver was two minutes away. Maybe, I thought. Just maybe, we can get Melanie out of here without a major scene with my hungover wife. Dressed in my skivvies, I creaked open Alice’s door and peered out into the hall. My bedroom door was shut, where my wife was still, hopefully, sleeping. I...

Added 08 Feb 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,825 | 6 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Mojavejoe420

Recommended Read A Femme Domme Tale

“Do you ever think about me dominating you in the bedroom?” I witnessed the shocked look in his eyes. “Why in the world are you bringing this up?” It was all I could do to not burst out laughing. Greta Perhaps I should start from the beginning, let’s say, two years ago.  I have to admit, our marriage started out very normal.  Chris and I met during our senior year of college at UNLV....

Added 21 Jan 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 52 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 10,405 | 36 Comments

A Femme Domme Tale Chapter 2

I awoke the next morning to the smell of bacon and freshly brewed coffee. Is Chris cooking? I looked over at the bedside clock, I had slept until just a little past noon. Slowly, as I begin to wake up in earnest, the previous evening's activities flooded into my mind. The restraints, my dominatrix outfit, our extreme facesitting session, and Chris licking his semen from my pussy....

Added 06 May 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 6,372 | 21 Comments

A Femme Domme Tale Chapter 3

It was incredibly difficult talking to my best friend Liz concerning the momentous changes in my marriage that occurred over the past two months. I had long suspected that she considered me a prude, or at the very least, sexually non-adventurous. Perhaps, compared to her, I was. I had only known Liz a little more than a year and both of us were quite reserved when we met. However, once...

Added 04 Aug 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,071 | 12 Comments

A Femme Domme Tale Chapter 4

I messed up, and I knew it. The more I thought about it, the more I came to the conclusion that I got a little caught up when I spoke to Liz. She asked if she could join me dominating Chris and then admitted she was attracted to me. Looking back, it all happened so fast and I didn't take the time I needed to think it through and process the possible ramifications of her joining us. More...

Added 12 Jan 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,033 | 7 Comments

Feels Like The First Time... Sapphic Edition.

“Maybe it's not such a bad thing, Mel. I mean… I’ve talked to Lisa and she told me that she has a real problem with John’s size and… you know… when they do it, it's actually painful for her.” I gave my best friend Alyssa a soft smile and then took a sip of my Diet Coke. It was Saturday night and I had just driven us home from seeing a movie.  I had just turned 16 and recently got my licence,...

Added 28 Dec 2016 | Category Lesbian | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,778 | 17 Comments

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