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Topic: Time to throw out Congress?
Posted: 08 May 2014 11:07

All I can say is....from now on, every time I vote, it will be for anyone who has never been in politics before. I'm so sick of these idiots in both state and federal government who think they own this country. They have no regard for us citizens or our well being. It's hurray for them and to hell with us. I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY INCUMBENT AGAIN!<img src="/images/emoticons/cussing.gif" alt="cussing">

Topic: Pussy Eating
Posted: 09 Dec 2013 11:50

I would rather eat it than fuck it! Pussies are so special, it should be a violation of the "Pure Food Act" to fuck them. Besides, if God didn't want us to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco.<img src="/images/emoticons/675-lick.gif" alt="675-lick">

Topic: How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted: 09 Nov 2013 04:49

Plenty big enough to satisfy ME.<img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Would you?
Posted: 09 Nov 2013 04:45

no doubt about it, she has already had more than a few guys "save her life"

My wife should have at least a hundred lives by now.<img src="/images/emoticons/giggle.gif" alt="giggle">

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 15 Sep 2013 08:22

Hey Hollywood, come up with an original story and I might go to the movies again.
Hey politician, fuck you, you too Obama, eat me.
Hey car manufacturer, fuck you.
American Airlines, good riddance, go rot and stick your peanuts up your ass.
And TSA, you are all a waste of space, and a useless drain on oxygen.
Don't tell me about sacrifice, unless you do the same.
Local news, you're a joke, not a journalist amongst you. Congratulations on being true whores. The rest of you should say something as real journalists, if you are that.
I'm tired of working my ass off, getting nowhere, and being told what "we" need to do. Come up with an actual plan and implement it.
Hey there Mitt, I read your bullshit proposal, 20 pages of rhetoric and catch phrases, and the rest noting that Obama sucks. Guess what, I already know that sparky.
Rogaine, little blue pill, all you pharmaceutical people, kiss my ass. Thanks for preying on all our insecurities. Make a pill that cures stupid, now that would be beneficial, and the rest above would disappear. Ahhh, dare to dream.
When will people wake the fuck up!!

Can anyone tell me who this "guest" is? Is it the same person each post, or is this a place for any visitor to post? How is it this person's stats never change; as in the number of posts?

Topic: Genital Scratching
Posted: 05 Sep 2013 14:40

first thing in the morning, nothing feels better than to scratch your balls.

Topic: What's it like to get your arsehole bleached ?
Posted: 20 Aug 2013 10:28

Hilarious stuff..what's next, consumers? WD-40 as a sexual lube?

Why not? WD-40 is fish oil. <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Topic: Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted: 23 Jul 2013 13:49

The Longest Day<img src="/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup">

Topic: Watching guys jerk it...?
Posted: 23 Jul 2013 13:27

It depends on the guy and the cock. Like if it a fat guy with a nubby cock I really don't want to see that. If it is a sexy guy with nice abs and a long strong cock I am all in!!! :)

Well, leaves me out.<img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby"> Damn Talia, and I was in love with you. Oh well...........

Topic: What's your favorite songs or CDs to listen to for a road trip?
Posted: 23 Jul 2013 13:04

60's Rock. Stepphen Wolf, CCR, Canned Heat, Doors, The Animals, etc; turned up full blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="/images/emoticons/director.gif" alt="director">

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